(A/N) Heh, I'm pretty fast, ain't I? A new chap every day...although that's just cause I've had most of the story written down already...well, this is the last chap of what I've already written, so it might take a couple of days to get the next chappies up!

The Angry Apple: Well, I'm pretty sure that Tonks dad wasn't a muggle in my copy of the book, however, he was a
muggle-born, like Hermione, you know, the whole 'witch/wizard with non-magical parents' thing.

jollander: (sorry, got your name wrong in the other chaps) sorry if I sound stupid for asking, but what do ya mean by harrymorpher?

Aaaand, it seems like a whole lot of you guys liked Electra! Unfortunately, I don't think she'll turn up again in this fic, sorry...
Buuuuut, I might give her a place in one of my upcoming fics, I have three of them planned out, don't know when I'll start writing them though...two of them are Harry x Tonks, and then there's a Harry x Luna fic (love that couple) anyway, Electra might get a cast in one of the HPNT fics, maybe both...who knows?


Back to Diagon alley!
Harry awoke the next morning feeling a pair of arms shaking him gently.

"Harry?" Tonks whispered. "Wake up."

Harry grunted and put a pillow over his head.

"Heeey." Tonks smirked. "Wake up, lazy bum."

"Go away Nymphadora." Harry muttered.

"Alright, that's it." Tonks said sharply. "Nobody except my parents can call me that and get away with it." She flicked her wand and Harry's blanket and pillows flew out of his bed and landed with a gentle thud on the floor.

"Tonks," Harry groaned as he rubbed his eyes. "It's too early for this…."

"I know, but we gotta leave before mum and dad wakes up." Tonks said andthrew Harry's pants at him. "Now get up!"

"Why do we have to leave before they wake up?" Harry asked and sat up.

"Because dad was stupid enough to not lend us the car," Tonks smirked. "So now we're just gonna have to take it without him knowing."

"You mean steal it?" Harry raised his eyebrows while pulling his pants on.

"Hmm…it's more like, borrow without him knowing." Tonks said and smiled broadly.

Harry chuckled and stood up. "Whatever." He grabbed his coat and hat and followed Tonks out of the room, their trunks soaring through the air after them. They left the house in an unbelievably quiet manner, considering the fact that Tonks was quite clumsy.

"Okay, here it is!" Tonks said and pulled the cover away from Ted's car, Harry's mouth fell open; he was staring at a shiny black-polished Ferrari.

"Hop in!" Tonks said cheerfully and put their luggage back trunk. Harry was about to sit on wrong side, but remembered that it was a right-side traffic car so he moved to the other side.

"This might get a little weird," Tonks said and frowned as she sat by the drivers seat. "Driving a car from a right-side trafficked country in a country with left-side traffic."

Harry just chuckled.

And they were off.


They arrived in London a couple of hours later (A/N I don't know how long it takes to travel from Winchester to London, so don't sue me, okay?). Tonks parked outside the Leaking Cauldron.

"Give me your sunglasses." She said. Harry reached into his inner pocket and took out the glasses and handed them to Tonks.

She tapped her wand at them and muttered some spells.

"Alright," She said and gave them back to Harry. "If those contacts dad gave you starts malfunctioning or something, just tap the glasses with your wand once and they'll turn back to normal, if you want them as regular shades just tap them again, if you want them as shades with sight improvement, tap them twice."

Harry took them and nodded and put them on, they were regular sunglasses now.

"Now, make sure you keep your hat low so that people can't see your scar," Tonks continued. "We have to be discrete."

Harry nodded.

"Alright, let's go!" Tonks smiled cheerfully and they walked out of the car.

The Leaking Cauldron hadn't changed much; same kind of visitors, same Tom. Although, there were quite a lot of wanted posters hanging along the walls showing all the death eaters who had escaped from Azkaban during the last month. Tonks and Harry walked out into the back and Tonks tapped the wall with her wand opening up the entrance to Diagon alley.

"So, where to first?" Tonks asked Harry with a smile.

"Well, I best go buy those books first, then…" Harry thought for a moment, then he turned and looked at Tonks with a smirk. "Where's the infamous 'Weasely's Wizarding Wheezes'?" He asked. Tonks smiled and took Harry's hand and pulled him down the road in Diagon alley.


After purchasing the new books Harry needed for his sixth year, Tonks led him down the road over to a shop with a large sign saying 'Weasely's Wizarding Wheezes'. They entered and were met by the sight of shelf after shelf with the Weasley twins infamous pranks. Harry recognized some of it, but there were also a lot of new stuff. Harry looked over at the counter; Lee Jordan was sitting on a chair, reading some kind of magazine, he looked up and beamed as they entered.

"Welcome to Weasely's Wizarding Wheezes, feel free to look around!" He greeted.

Harry smirked and walked up to the counter. He removed his sunglasses and said "Hi Lee."

Lee's eyes went wide. "Bloody hell!" He said laughing slightly. "Harry, is that you?"

Harry smiled and nodded.

Lee turned around and called out into a backroom behind the counter. "Fred! George! We have a guest of honour!"

Fred and George soon appeared in the doorway, they smiled broadly as they caught sight of Harry and Tonks.

"Harry!" Fred exclaimed.

"Nymphadora!" George laughed.

Tonks groaned. "How many times have I told you that my name is TONKS?" She exclaimed.

Harry, Lee and twins all cracked out laughing. Tonks pouted. "Not funny." She said.

As they had all stopped laughing George said "Nice hair Harry!" He grinned. "You could outstrike Bill!"

"Mum will be furious though!" Fred pointed out. "She's having enough trouble trying to convince Bill to let her cut his hair."

Harry chuckled and held his hands up. "Don't' blame me!" He pointed towards Tonks. "Blame her!"

Tonks rolled her eyes. "I said I will turn it back to normal when we get to Hogwarts!"

"And you, Tonks," George pointed at her. "You look six years younger!"

Fred and George looked at eachother with knowing smirks. "Ah!" They both said. "Figures."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Harry asked.

"Nothing." Fred said and looked at him.

"Just thought the two of you look good together!" George said and made sure to emphasize the last word.

Lee burst out laughing as Harry and Tonks blushed crimson.

"Very funny." They both said in unison.

"Enough about Harry and Tonks love life," Fred said, ignoring the glares he received from Harry and Tonks. "What brings you guys to our humble shop?"

"Well, we just thought we'd stop by," Harry said and shrugged. "And I was a little curious to see what kind of stuff you guys got here."

The three business-partners shone up.

"Well, since you guys are today's special guests," George said. "We're gonna give you a discount on ALL of our latest pranks!"

"Guys, that's really not necessary." Tonks said, but Fred held his hand up saying "Never say 'no' to a discount."

"And we have something special for you!" Lee said.

"We sure do!" George said and took a small red sphere from a shelf. "Hold this for me will ya, Harry?"

Harry reluctantly took the sphere.

"Now smash it." Fred said, grinning.

Harry hesitated. "What's gonna happen?" He asked with narrowed eyes.

George rolled his eyes and pointed his wand at the sphere and said "Reducto."

The red orb smashed and red smoke surrounded Harry and Tonks. Harry heard Tonks yelp and turned to look at her; she was staring at him dreamily, and he found he couldn't take his eyes off her. Emotions for Tonks he never knew he had were welling up inside of him. He felt Tonks hand touching his cheek, and he lifted his hand to stroke her hair. Before any of them could react they had leaned in on eachother and were now kissing eachother passionately. Soon the feeling disappeared, but only slightly. They broke away as they heard clapping.

Fred, George and Lee were grinning and aplouding. They all burst out laughing when they noticed Tonks murderous look.

"Sorry…" Fred said between fits of laughter. "Just couldn't resist!"

"That was a Passion orb!" George laughed. "Make it smash near two people of different genders and they'll be all over eachother until the smoke clears!"

"These babies will be a big hit at next year's Valentine!" Lee said and eyed one of the orbs fondly.

"Here mate!" Fred said and handed Harry a pouch of Passion orbs. "Make sure to toss one of these between Ron and Hermione whenever they have a row, and don't forget to bring a camera!"

Harry just stared at the twins and Lee for a second, but then he chuckled and said. "I'll do that."

"You guys got anything else?" Tonks asked with a stern voice. "Something less…embarrassing."

"Aww, come on Tonks." George said. "You're not mad are you?"

"Let me show you just how mad I am." Tonks said with a sweet smile, she pointed her wand at George's nose and said "Enlargo."

George's nose grew about a feet longer than its original size. He stared cross-eyed at his nose, and everybody, includinghim burst out laughing.

"Tonks," Fred said, clutching his stomach. "You're hilarious!"

Tonks put a hand at her chest. "Why thank you." She laughed again.


After Fred, George and Lee had shown them various pranks and given them a special surprise treat in return for Tonks to turn George nose back to its normal size, she and Harry made their way to various other shops. Neither of them spoke about the incident in the Weasley twins shop.

When they got back to the car, Harry swore silently to himself that he would never go shopping with Tonks again. She had bought various robes, hats, shoes, books and a magical ring that allowed her summon her wand from a great distance, kind of like the accio charm. Harry's arms were sore from carrying around her bags all day.

"What was that 'special treat' Fred and George gave you?" Harry asked as they sat in the car.

"Dunno." Tonks said as she started the car. "I haven't opened it yet, it should be in one of the bags, you check it."

Harry sighed and began rummaging in one of the bags on the floor in front of him. He pulled out a small red box. "This one?" He asked.

"Yeah, that's it." Tonks said as they drove off.

Harry opened the box revealing a pack of condoms with the label 'For the more adult visitors of WWW. Promises constanterection to the male gender!'

He stared at the condoms, he rolled his eyes and closed the box and stuffed it back into the bag.

"What was it?" Tonks asked.

"You don't wanna know." Harry said.

"Why-"

"Trust me; you don't wanna know." Harry repeated.


Hahaaaa! I managed to put a short fluff in there! Hah! Izzy's (that's me)on the roll! As I said before; further chapters might take a couple of days, but until then; review, review, revieeeeew!