Yoh Gets Drunk!
Author's Note:
Hi! Ohayo. Errr... I've had problems with my computer so this got erased. Enjoy!
It was a very very VERY HOT day in the Asakura residence. Yoh felt hot so he went outside to try and fignt the heat and find something nice to drink. All the water and other drinks evaporated.
Yoh: Anna! Can I go outside! It's sooooo HOT!
Anna is (belive it or not) not here she has gone somewhere.
Yoh: I guess there's nobody here. Amidamaru is in a party with some of his friends and Anna has gone somewhere without telling me.
He walks around trying to find a shop selling any kind of drink but all the shops are closed cause it's too hot to work except….
Yoh: Mouth not dry Me not hot Must keep walking. (falls to the ground)
He sees a shop and it's open. He goes in.
Yoh: Hey mister… Hello! I SAID HELLO!
The shop keeper is in a heat daze and is partly unconscious.
Shopkeeper: Wha.. What is it? If ya wanna buy a drink then grab one and leave the money on the counter.
Yoh being stupid doesn't know what wine is besides he's really REALLY thirsty.
Yoh: Okay. Wow this drink looks really weird smells kinda weird too…. Oh well. (gulp gulp) Ahhh…. MAN THIS DRINK IS GREAT! I'LL BUY MORE! IT MAKES ME SOO ALIVE!
So Yoh buys a crate full o wine and drags it back to his house. He drinks and drinks and drinks until…..
Yoh: (hick) Wow(hick) ThIs Is gREat!(hick) I'm GOin (hick) OUtsiDE. (Hick)
It's is sundown and Yoh goes into a nightclub.
Yoh: (hick) WoW tHis pLAce loOKs cOol. (hick) It HaS AIrcONditioNING toO (hick)
Yoh goes into the club and sits in the bar.
Yoh: Hey! Cool they have that weird drink here too…(Hick) Hey(hick) MIstER (hick) give me that drink over there. (hick)
Bartender: Sir aren't you a little too young for…..
Yoh interrupts
Yoh: AAA SHADUP AND GIVE ME YA DRINK! YOU YOU $#$#$# (me: ooooooooooo sensorness….)
Yoh kills the bartender and a new one replaces him. He sorta looked like Hao at the moment.
Yoh drinks parties all night and picks up girls and goes back home.
(IN THE MORNING)
Anna: Yoh! I'm back! I had to meet Mikihiza sama about… (sees sleeping sexy AHEM girls all around the house)
Anna: What the heck was Yoh doing while I was gone. YYYYYOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Yoh: (wakes up) Oh… Anna yawn Hey….
Anna: YOH! WHAT THE HECK ARE ALL THESE WOMEN DOING HERE!
Yoh: Huh? What women? (sees women) OMG! Where did they come from!
Anna: Don't look at me I was out all night with Mikihiza sama! (About to hit Yoh when she steps on something) What's this? Wine! Yoh…..
Yoh: Oh… It's that funny drink I bought yesterday. Hey I think I have a a bottle of that left. Do you want some Anna It's really good!
Anna: How many of these did you drink!
Yoh: Oh…Uh…Umm…About a….. Crate load…?
Anna: WHAT A WHOLE CRATE! YOH! YOU'RE SUCH AN..AN.. BAKA! AUGHH! SO YOU GOT DRUNK!
Yoh: I don't really remember what happened yesterday. I never knew that that stuff could make you drunk….
The Asakura house is quiet after a huge explosion a few groans here and there and one big OOOUUUCCHHH!
Author's Note:
Please review and tell me how you think about it.
