A/N: I know, its a long title, but bear with me. I hope it'll turn out good. I've been reading quite a few fanfics lately, so I'm not completely sure which ideas were mine to begin with, and which ones I borrowed. Please don't bite my head off if it was your idea and I didn't give you a proper disclaimer. I will try my best. Thank you. By the way, some of the characters in here may or may not be cannon, so if you don't like that kind of thing, I've warned you now. Don't flame me for having out-of-character characters, they're exactly how they should be for my story. And for all of you (though it be few boo hoo) who like my other stories, I WILL be updating soon. I promise. As a side note, the rating WILL change. You can be sure of that.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (duh) and I may or may not own some of the ideas in here. I only own the twists in the plot, and my own version of how I want the Harry Potter world to be. I think there have been some ideas that I've taken and squeezed in my hands like putty, working them into my story. Thank you! for what? For putting up with such a long author's note and disclaimer, of course. anything else? oh yeah! Thank you to all the people who's ideas I was able to incorporate into my story. I really like them. that's not really the best thing to say. oh. Sorry. What should I say? how about please? oh. Please? Please? Please? Please? Is that enough? I should hope so well, thank you again for putting up with me and myself rambling back and forth for so long. no problem I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the readers. oh. Sorry. on with the story!
The Complete Story of My Totally Screwed Up Life
Chapter 1: Lets Start Back at the Beginning
Okay. Where should I begin? How about my name. That's a good place to start. My name is
Hermione Athena Granger. I just turned 17, and this journal was one of my birthday gifts. I will
try to keep writing in here, I can't promise I'll be consistent. Well, most of my birthday gifts were
great, books from Harry and Ron, a box of Honeyduke's chocolate from Ginny, and the usual
box of homemade sweets and a sweater from Mrs. Weasley. I didn't eat Hagrid's present. Its
currently working as a door stop for my room. Oh well, I'm rambling again. But who cares. Its
not like anyone's going to read this. My life is just getting back to normal, now. I'm pretty happy.
Although I doubt it'll ever be completely normal, I'll never be able to recover completely. Not
after what I went through shudder. But maybe I should start at the beginning, to explain how I
got into this position. It all started about a year ago, near my birthday on the summer between
5th and 6th years. I was looking forward to 6th year, a happy and innocent little girl. But that
was soon to change.
"Hermione! Breakfast!" "Okay Mom! I'm coming down. Just give me a minute." "Your bacon's getting cold." "Fine mom, I'm on my way down."
I was up in my room, getting ready. We were going to go to the movies as a family. I can't even
remember what movie, but that's besides the point. This trip to the movies was a special treat, to
celebrate my birthday. I had just turned sweet sixteen, and my parents were very proud of me.
They were so happy, they decided to take me out to the movies. I thought it would be a fun time.
Boy was I wrong.
The trip there was quite uneventful, and the movie wasn't as great as I thought
it would be. But that's to be expected, isn't it? it was on the way home that disaster struck. It
might not have happened if we had gone a different way, but there's nothing I can do now. Well,
anyway, we were on our way home, talking about the movie and a bunch of other junk. We
were going through an intersection, and this car comes speeding from the other direction and
crashes into us head-on. My father was killed instantly, and my mother seriously injured. She
died later in the hospital. I was told all this later, though, because I had been knocked
unconscious. When I woke up, I was in a strange place.
$$$I must say, I thought about ending it here for today, but thats just too short. I'll continue on. $$$
"Where, where am I? And, who am I? What is my name? What happened to me? Whe-"
"Calm down miss. Calm down. It seems like you lost your memory in that car accident. We'll try
to fix that. We believe your last name is Granger, based on the ID card found in your father's
wallet, but we haven't a clue as to what your first name is. As to where you are, you are in a
hospital. You were brought here and treated for your numerous cuts and bruises. You were in a
car crash. Both your parents have died."
"What's a car? And wh-"
"Hemione! Hermione! What happened to you? Are you okay? I came as soon as I heard what
had happened." A plump woman hurried into the room, cutting off her next question with a hug."
"Excuse miss, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Only family is allowed to visit."
"I am family. I'm her Aunt Molly. When can she leave?" The doctor was taken aback by her briskness
"Well, seeing as her cuts and bruises are on the mend, she can leave as soon as you can be
verified as her Aunt and she can be checked out."
"Fine then. I'll have you out of here as soon as possible, honey. I promise you."
Before she knew it, 'Hermione' as she learned, was being pulled along by the plump lady out the
door and into the street. They walked along for a while, the older lady muttering things like
'should have known' and 'what do we do now' every once in a while. They walked on for a
while before turning up the walk of an old house and going inside. They went directly to the
fireplace, and the lady threw a handful of powder in the flames, which turned green.
"Dumbledore's office!" she yelled and stepped into the flame, dragging Hermione with her.
$$$Okay, that looks like a good place to stop for now. I'll update only if I get a good turn out. Please review, please? gets down on knees and begs, with the giant puppy dog eyes. please?
