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Allright here is the Bonus Chapter I promised. Written in narrative style here to set the story events hehehe enjoy. Oh yeh it's a little naughty so please skip if you don't like naughty stuff. winks Man I am so tired really overdone myself. Gnna take another break got to work tomorrow :(
11. Evil Ambitions
"Dammit! No nude scenes this time. This team is really smarter than the others." The short man sighed, exasperated.
"There goes our porn flick," his assistant agreed.
"Yeh right, KOF2003 Pornfest won't be complete, especially without exclusive shots of the up-and-coming Hero Team. Especially that blondie over there." The short one looked regretfully at the form of Ash on his surveillance screen.
"But Sir, he's just a guy."
"Yes I know. But he's blonde. And that's all that counts."
"But…"
"Don't you ever get it? There's a big demand for blondes. Our viewers want blonde. Hell, even I want blonde."
"Ah, in that case we are already rich aren't we? We have Beni, Terry, Blue Marr… Ouch!"
The short man hit his assistant on the head angrily.
"How many times have I told you? They have been around for years! Our viewers want something new, something nouveau! And he's new. And platinum blonde…" The short man licked his lips in anticipation.
"Huh?"
"Platinum Blondes have the highest sex appeal. They win normal blondes anytime of the day. Just look at Jean Harlow, Brigitte Bardot and Marilyn Monroe."
"I still don't get it?"
"Ok, think the old Christina Aguilera, and Paris Hilton then."
"Ah… I see. But how, Sir?"
"That's what I am asking you. How?" And the short man hit the other yet again.
Silence.
"Ah I know Sir. Why not get some extras to pose as them?"
"Brilliant idea. How are we gonna find those look-alikes though."
Silence yet again.
"Aha, got it! That Ah-Seng looks common enough for anyone from the slums to impersonate. For that other guy… hmmn maybe we can hire someone from the Peking Opera troupe of similar build and pile on the makeup."
"Good so far, but how about the blonde?"
"Maybe get an anorexic model of similar form? We could always buy her the wig."
"Heh, you can be such a genius at times!"
"Why, thank you Sir."
"Well then, get the preparations ready. Looks like we are gonna release the KOF2003 Pornfest afterall. Mwuhahahaha."
After the assistant left, the one known as Mr Lau Ti Ko rubbed his chin thoughtfully. Luckily there's Plan B, he thought happily.
A/N
1. Ah Seng is a slang used to describe those people who would normally evolve into your typical gangsta. Mostly harmless though, their bark is worse than their bite. They are those who love to show off and brag a lot, but do nothing much, really.
2. Yesh if u played KOF98 slugfest you'd know this Pornfest is a play on those words. I am so badass aint I?
3. Lau Ti Ko means old molester or something like that in Chinese. His name is a dead giveaway to his nature don't you think?
