Chapter 6
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When Dib got back to his house, he found Zim huddled in the corner of the kitchen, watching in horror as Gaz threw things in rapid succession into the proton oven. Among the things already in there were fifteen cans of splodey beans, several eating utensils and a small car battery.
"I've finally had it with the idiots in the word and I'm going to kill you all," Gaz said in a perfectly sane and rational voice. The tone compelled you to agree with her.
"Um, before you kill us all," Dib said, casting a nervous glance at the glowing oven, "Can Zim and I switch back into out regular bodies? I don't want to die an alien."
"You found the anti-spell? BEFORE ZIM?" Zim yelled.
"Well, it's not really an anti-spell. It's more of… doing the same spell again."
Zim stared at the floor, reveling in his stupidity. (This is very fun to do, I advise people to do it often)
"Sweet shit of God you're all so stupid," Gaz said, glaring at them. "But if you're going to switch back I might as well watch. If you blow up I want to watch."
"Um… that's very nice of you, Gaz," Dib said a bit uncertainly.
"Not really," Zim said, but Dib shushed him.
"We might as well go in the living room, there's carpet in there," Dib said, walking into the membrane-themed room. Zim and Dib followed.
"I'm starting," Zim said authoritively, "You started last time."
With that, he said the magic words. Dib said the second bit, a little louder than was neccisary. Gaz looked on, obviously not amused.
Suddenly, the three of them fell to the ground, unconscious. Outside, the rain started to fall out of a clear, twilight sky.

Zim came around slowly, trying to ignore the feeling that something wasn't quite as it should be.
Gaz was already awake, and was sitting there on the couch watching him come around. She was not happy. (Not that she ever was, but now she was EXTRA not happy)
Dib was still totally unconscious, dreaming of the Greatest Person Ever to Live Award. It was just being handed to him when a big bucket of water was thrown on him. He opened an eye a bit to see Gaz and Zim staring down at him. He sat straight up, starting to scream. He stopped screaming when he was screaming in his own voice.
"It worked! We're back in our own bodies!" He yelled, punching the air.
"Easy for YOU to say, Earth Monkey," Gaz said in a tone slightly less hateful than normal. Dib looked from Zim's face to Gaz's. They both wore their accustomed Hateful Glare, the kind that were usually worn when thinking if forcibly removing someone's organs. The difference was that Zim's face was a bit more hateful, and Gaz's a bit less.
"Shit, you guys are in each other's bodies, aren't you?" He asked.
"You THINK?" Gaz screamed in Zim's voice.
"Why don't you just cast the spell again?" Dib asked, looking at them as if they were stupid.
"We tried that," Gaz growled.
"Earth-stink, you have five seconds to figure out how to fix this."
"What? It's not any worse than being me, is it? Hold your alien horses."
"Dib. I. AM. A. FEMALE." Zim said slowly. "This is not dignified."
"Hey? What's wrong wioth being a girl?" Gaz said in a dangerous tone.
"Um, let's think. FEMALES ARE AN INFERIOR SEX! What do you think is wrong with being a girl?"
"You are so lucky that's my body, or you'd be missing a few limbs right now, space retard."
Zim shut up, but moodily. Dib rocked his head in his arms. He knew Gaz would probably kill him if he couldn't fix this. (But has he learned his Magic Lesson? Oh, no)
"Maybe I can get someone in the eyeball to help me," he said, walking toward his room. When he was there, he called up Agent Darkbooty.
"What is it this time, Mothman?" Darkbooty asked, not concealing his scorn.
"Well, see, I accidentally switched my sister's body with the alien, and they can't switch back."
"Just do the same spell again. Duh."
"That won't work."
"Hmmm… have they switched bodies before?"
"Yes…"
"With who?"
"Well, I switched with the alien, and then he switched with Gaz and I get my body back."
"Oh. Well, if he really is an alien, you might have problems."
"Problems? Like what?"
"Very complicated things I'm under oath not to talk about."
"Oh, that kind of complications."
"You might want to try a trance. You could hypnotise themselves into thinking they're each other. But a severe shock might make them remember who they are. The memories and things are still in the brain, just shut off, so they'll know anything the other does."
"Um, okay…"
"You do know how to do hypnotism, right? It's on the standard Eyeball entry form."
"Yeah, of course."
"Good, just checking. Darkbooty out."
Dib took a deep breath, staring at the black screen. Then he turned around and went back into the living room.
"Okay, I can do this, but I'll have to put you two into a trance."
Zim looked at him suspiciously, and Gaz cranked her glare up a notch, but they nodded.
"Um, you can just lie on the couch or something."
They lay down on the couch, which was long enough for both of them. Their feet didn't even touch.
"Okay, you're getting sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You are slipping into a trance…"
Zim and Gaz dropped into a deep sleep.
"Okay, when I snap my fingers, you will awaken and believe yourself to be the person whose body you are in. You will not remember switching bodies. And… ummm…" He lowered his voice. "You will also be nicer to me."
He snapped his fingers. The two of them sat straight up.
"Uugh, I don't remember falling aslee- ZIM! What are you doing here?" Gaz asked. (MEMO TO IDIOTS: Gaz is really Zim in Gaz's body, but he doesn't know that. Vice versa, too)
"DIB! What am I doing in your house? This is some plot to reveal me, isn't it? IT WILL NEVER WORK!"
Well, they don't remember, Dib thought. That's probably good. Now I just have to figure out how to hypnotize them for real, before there's some shock that reminds them of who they are.
As if on cue, Gaz got up and started to walk toward the bathroom. Dib's face went pale. Zim was running in circles around ht ecouch trying to remember where the door was so he could go back to his base. Thirty seconds went by, the door to the bathroom closed,and Dib started to edge out of the room. But it was too late. From inside, a ear-shattering shriek burst out. Ten more seconds went bye, then Gaz burst right through the door.
"DIB! WHY AM I YOUR SISTER?" Then Zim shut up as he started to remember what had happened, because the hypnotism was wearing off. (Well THAT was a good idea) Memories flashed through his brown eyes. Then he jumped over the couch onto his body, which was just about to make a run for it.
"GIVE ME BACK MY BODY DIBSISTER!"
"Your body? That is not possible for this is my body the body of ZIIIIIIM!"
"I AM ZIM!" They screamed in unison.
Dear God there's two of them, Dib thought , and desperately wished he'd never done this.
"Hhmm. There's only one way to tell which one of us is the REAL Zim," Gaz's body said.
"Yeah. Here it is: WHOEVER LOOKS LIKE ME! I win!"
"You guys!" Dib said, trying to stop them before they killed each other.
"Wait… as long as we're both Zim we might as well join forces and kill Dib." Zim's body said. (You can tell it's Gaz cuz Zim's no way that smart)
"Hey yeah!"
And so they chased Dib all the way across town, where thye eventually threw his in the cesspool and live happily ever after in Zim's house, where they eventually conquered the world. I bet you didn't see THAT one coming, did you? Nope. (anybody wanna different ending send me ideas, I'm out THE END and BUH-BYE!)