Title: "With Legs Wide Open" Parody of Creed's "With Arms Wide Open"

Author: Neko-Ice-Queen

Rating: M

Warning: Dirtiness, Tea bashing, hate in general

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh! isn't mine. If it was, Tea would never have existed and all the money from the poor, disgruntled parents of the world would now reside in MY pocket.

Let the hate begin!


Well I just heard the news today

It seems the position of her limbs is going to change

I closed my eyes, begin to pray

The tears of joy stream down my face

With legs wide open

Under any light

Welcome to her place

She'll show you everything

With legs wide open

With legs wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready

To see what I must see

I'll take a hose, I'll take her parents by my side

Hose them down before they create life

With legs wide open

Under any light

Welcome to her place

She'll show you everything

With legs wide open

Now nothing has changed

She'll show you love

She'll show you everything

With legs wide open

With legs wide open

She'll show you everything...oh yeah

With legs wide open...wide open

If I had just one wish

Only one demand

I know she's not like me

I hope you understand

That I want to take her life

And hold it in my hand

So she can't greet the world

With legs wide open...

With legs wide open

Under any light

Welcome to her place

She'll show you everything

With legs wide open

Now nothing has changed

She'll show you love

She'll show you everything

With legs wide open

With legs wide open

She'll show you everything...oh yeah

With legs wide open...wide open


I appreciate you staying this far, but that's all she wrote. Bye!

Kutabacchi maeyo,

Neko-Ice-Queen