Title: "With Legs Wide Open" Parody of Creed's "With Arms Wide Open"
Author: Neko-Ice-Queen
Rating: M
Warning: Dirtiness, Tea bashing, hate in general
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh! isn't mine. If it was, Tea would never have existed and all the money from the poor, disgruntled parents of the world would now reside in MY pocket.
Let the hate begin!
Well I just heard the news today
It seems the position of her limbs is going to change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
The tears of joy stream down my face
With legs wide open
Under any light
Welcome to her place
She'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
Well I don't know if I'm ready
To see what I must see
I'll take a hose, I'll take her parents by my side
Hose them down before they create life
With legs wide open
Under any light
Welcome to her place
She'll show you everything
With legs wide open
Now nothing has changed
She'll show you love
She'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
She'll show you everything...oh yeah
With legs wide open...wide open
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I know she's not like me
I hope you understand
That I want to take her life
And hold it in my hand
So she can't greet the world
With legs wide open...
With legs wide open
Under any light
Welcome to her place
She'll show you everything
With legs wide open
Now nothing has changed
She'll show you love
She'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
She'll show you everything...oh yeah
With legs wide open...wide open
I appreciate you staying this far, but that's all she wrote. Bye!
Kutabacchi maeyo,
Neko-Ice-Queen
