A/N: I have actually had an inspiration to write a sequel to my pitiful fic, "When Titans Go Weird". Isn't that terrible? I must just be so bored with my life . . .

Anyway, having known from experience that sequels are not always the best thing, I hope you manage to like this fic as much as the original! The story line pretty much continues from the end of the original (except for the end, when the Titans decided to hunt me down), so if you haven't read it then I suggest you go and do that before you read any further!

So . . . Should I respond to the Reviews from the final chapter of the fic? I think I will . . .

To izzy6392: NO! It's jus beginning! I must say, though, this probably won't be as "great" as the other one. And thank you for saying it was great and funny!

To TitanGhost: I'm writing! And it doesn't have to do with the same curse, but the outcome is pretty similar . . . They do go weird.

To Endor GLorshe ne Dinder the 299792458000nd (st,rd,th): You're thing just gets more and more numbers all the time . . . Thank you!

To afterdark: I can't wait for you to update GROSS! I want to read a new chapter! Update soon, please!

To moonstar16sr: I'm not dead! See! (pokes his eye and blinks) Tell your friend sorry and all that. I really don't care, seeing that it's all her opinion if she's pissed. But anyway, tell her hi for me!

To Pokemonmaster14: Aw . . . Don't regret anything! Then you'll be a wrist-cutting loser! (laughs) I'm glad I made you laugh, and thanks for the luck. I don't plan to be an author, actually . . . I plan to be a vet in a small town! This writing is something I do out of boredom . . . I guess I'm good at it! OOH! AND SOMEONE NOTICED! (snickers) IT'S A SECRET! But I could give you tiny hints. It has to do with my desperate craving for Reviews and to let other people have the chance to know I updated, in case if they happened to miss it. NO MORE!

To ninjamonkey: Isn't it though?

To Alyssa8 reborn: THANK YOU! AND I AM! This may be the last one, though . . . That is, the last one for awhile.

To Wolfboy1988: Not as random as 1 2 3 4 ASK: TEEN TITANS though, huh? I actually think it has a nice little plot!

To dark knight: You left me a lot of Reviews! I am grateful! Under the circumstances you were in, I can see why you didn't want me to make you laugh. It's understandable, just like I said a sentence ago!

To CreatorofKitty: Isn't it great when the author does something totally pitiful such as killing himself? Lots of people think so!

To With Wind: YAY!

To Ra-Cho: Aw . . . You don't know how warm and fuzzy your Reviews make me feel! (hugs) Sounding like cursed Raven can be a good thing! I think it is . . . I'm glad you think my ideas are original! I don't even really sit down to think about them, really . . . I just type them as I go along! And I hope you like this fic as much as the prequel!

To Cephas: Thanks for clearing that up about the face! I'm glad you think it's weird instead of random . . . I actually thought it had a pretty strong plot. But that's just me! God bless you too, and good luck with whatever you're doing in your life right now!

To fairy12123: I'm guessing that you like it!

Enjoy my lame attempts!


One perfectly normal day at Titans Tower, the Titans all sat in the living room, bored out of their absolutely (in)sane minds. Robin was lazily scanning the channels, Cyborg and Beast Boy were watching toast pop out of a toaster, Starfire was looking out the window, and Raven was reading "Masque of the Red Death" for the seventeenth time, WHICH IS A GOOD STORY, PEOPLE!

In other words, there was absolutely nothing to do.

Starfire sighed as she continued to look out of the window. There were so many things to do, so many things to see, yet she didn't want to leave the comforts of the tower.

How much fun it was when Samara was with them! Even though she did curse them, she was very amusing to watch. That little thing that she could do with her eyes was a sight to behold! She had never seen anyone be able to flip his or her eye upside down!

Starfire beamed with excitement. Maybe she could learn how to flip her eye upside down!

But how was she to do it? She had tried doing something with her eyes when Raven said she would rather do it than watch Beast Boy's movie of the elves. What did she say she would rather do? Rip her eyes out?

Yes! That was it! Starfire had thought it was a perfectly normal thing and wished to try it, but only to get sent to the hospital in the process. How she had come so close! But it was so very painful!

Starfire was filled with concern. Perhaps trying to flip her eye upside down was also equally painful? There was only one way to find out.

"Friend Robin," said Starfire as she flew over to where Robin was sitting. "Is it painful to flip your eye upside down?"

"Never done it," said Robin as he continued to flip the channels. "Ask Beast Boy."

Starfire shrugged and flew over to where Beast Boy was watching toast pop out of the toaster. Starfire landed and smiled, ready to ask her question. However, she was intrigued when a piece of toast popped up.

"That is a very unusual device," said Starfire. "I do not believe I have ever seen it before. Tell me, what is it and what does it do?"

"It's a toaster," said Beast Boy as he hazily pushed the level down once again, not noticing that the bread was already black. "You put bread inside of it, and after awhile, toast pops out."

"That is very interesting," said Starfire as she looked into the slots of the toaster. "Please tell me, where does the bread go?"

Beast Boy looked at Cyborg, who shrugged. "Uh . . ." he said in return, not knowing what to think.

"The bread is the toast," said Raven, who could apparently hear them. "Toast is just another word for cooked bread."

"Oh!" said Starfire. "It is all so very obvious now! Friend Beast Boy, you had best studied up on your English!"

Raven rolled her eyes at this remark. "Ditto," she muttered silently.

Starfire flew over to the main room and stepped in front of the TV, blocking Robin's view of a lady being frenched on a soap opera. "Hey!" said Robin, trying to move his head so he could see. "I was watching that!"

"Dear friends," said Starfire. "We are wasting our time by not using productivity! Please, let us do something together!"

"We could watch 'Elf' again!" said Beast Boy as he looked up from the toaster, ready to go the video store.

"I would rather rip my eyes out," said Raven.

"But Friend Raven," said Starfire. "That would not be very wise, as I have attempted to do so and was sent to the healing place, remember?"

"I do," said Raven, remembering that she wasn't supposed to mention the ripping of eyes for Starfire's safety.

"We could go on a picnic," said Cyborg.

"Boring!" shouted Robin. "Let's listen and dance to rap!"

"NO!" shouted the rest of the Titans, including the Tamaranian.

"Let's just watch a movie or something," said Raven. "We could go to the cinema in town. They're showing 'Hide and Seek'."

"Never a dull moment around you, huh Rae?" asked Beast Boy. "Let's see a comedy!"

"Or we could sit here and bond," said Starfire, clapping her hands. "I have almost forgotten that it is Choko Day on my home planet! It is the day of sharing and expressing our feelings to one another!"

(A/N: Isn't it great how we all make up words for Starfire's festivities?)

The rest of the Titans sat in silence, looking at each other.

"I could . . . go for that," said Raven.

"Yeah," said Beast Boy. "Sounds like fun."

"Marvelous!" shouted Starfire. "Allow me to go get the Festive Squids!"

Starfire bolted out of the room, leaving the others in silence once again.

"Festive . . . Squids?" asked Raven, making a disgusted face. "I'd rather rip my . . ."

"SHUSH!" shouted the rest of the Titans, putting a finger to their lips and looking harshly at Raven.

Raven rolled her eyes.


The Titans sat in a circle, legs crisscrossed. Each of them had a Styrofoam squid placed on their heads.

"Well . . ." said Raven. "This isn't too bad. Awkward . . . but not too bad."

"Now we must do the sharing of emotions," said Starfire as she clapped her hands twice. "Brother Beast Boy, please present the Candle of Bondage."

"Hehe," laughed Robin silently. "She said . . ."

"SHUSH!" shouted the Titans, save Starfire, who was lighting a blue candle that reached about three feet in length, one foot in width.

A white flame appeared on the top of the candle and burned brightly.

"Brother Cyborg," said Starfire as she shut her eyes. "Please read the incantations on the parchment I handed to you."

Cyborg reached behind him and revealed an old parchment, yellow with age. He put on his reading glasses and stared at the paper, preparing for what was written.

"Horshe glooglen maka sook," read Cyborg as the rest of the Titans closed their eyes, following Starfire. "Juken massalina rickin . . ." Cyborg leaned over to Starfire. "How do you say that word?"

Starfire opened one eye. "Koosh."

"KOOSH!" shouted Cyborg.

The flame atop the blue candle burned blue.

"The flame has chosen Raven to reveal her feelings," said Starfire. "Flame, please tell us who she shall reveal them to."

The flame burned green.

"Raven, tell Beast Boy what you feel about him," said Starfire, not opening one eye.

Raven looked at Beast Boy, who was smiling like an idiot and waving.

"Uh . . ." she said, looking at the candle in the middle. "Uh . . . Beast Boy, you're really . . . uh . . . really . . . um . . . special?"

"THE BLACK BIRD HAS SPOKEN!" cried out Starfire. "PLEASE REVEAL WHO BEAST BOY WILL CONFESS TO!"

The flame turned orange.

"Beast Boy, tell me your feelings about me," said Starfire, still not opening her eyes.

"Uh . . . OK!" said Beast Boy. "Starfire, I'm really glad you came to stay with us, and you're really cool! Way cooler than Raven, even though she said I was 'special'."

Raven growled.

"THE GREEN ONE HAS SPOKEN!" shouted Starfire once again. "TELL ME, WHO SHALL I REVEAL MY FEELINGS TO?"

The flame turned red.

"Uh . . ." said Cyborg. "How much longer does this go on?"

"YOU DARE INTERRUPT THE CEREMONY?" shouted Starfire. "SILENCE!"

Cyborg gulped and remained silent.

"Robin, you are a great person!" said Starfire, cheerfully. "Thank you for being a friend and for teaching me your strange Earth ways." Starfire then said, loudly, "THE TAMARANIAN HAS SPOKEN! WHO SHALL ROBIN REVEAL HIS FEELING UPON?"

The flame turned cyan.

"Uh . . . Cyborg, you're cool!" said Robin, giving the thumbs-up.

"THE RED BIRD HAS SPOKEN! WHO SHALT THE CYBORG REVEAL HIS FEELINGS TO?"

The flame turned dark blue once again.

"Rae . . . Hmm . . . Let's see," said Cyborg, putting a finger to his chin. Raven sat there, waiting for the response. What she got, however, was not what she expected.

"You're hott."

"WHAT?" shouted Raven.

"THE CYBORG HAS SPOKEN!" shouted Starfire. "And now . . . we bid thee . . . farewell." Starfire breathed upon the flame, and it was no more.

"That was . . . interesting, Starfire," said Robin as he removed his squid. "Thanks."

"We are not yet finished!" said Starfire as she placed the squid back on Robin's head. "We must do something together!"

"Like?" asked Raven, not taking her eyes off Cyborg.

"An outing of somesort," said Starfire. "We must choose a place to go to and stay there for a moment of the day, TOGETHER!"

"Where should we go?" asked Robin.

"We've . . . pretty much had this conversation before," said Beast Boy.

"Let us ask the flame!" said Starfire. She got up and left for a minute and then came back with a tall purple candle. She lit the wick and black flame burned brightly.

"Oh, mighty flame of choice," said Starfire. "Tell us where we must go as our outing."

The flame turned yellow.

"What does that mean?" asked Raven.

"WE MUST GO TO PIZZA PLACE!" shouted Starfire. "MAKE HASTE!"

She flew out of a window, leaving the Titans in the room with stupefied looks on their faces.

"Um . . ." said Robin. "Titans . . . Go?"


Raven sat there, pouting. "Do we have to where these?"

"YES!" shouted Starfire into Raven's face. "THE CEREMONY COMMANDS IT!"

They were sitting at the pizza place, squid hats still on their heads.

"I think they're awesome," said Beast Boy, poking his hat. "They remind me of squids."

"Imagine that," said Cyborg.

A waitress came out with their pizza, trying not to laugh at the hats that the customers had on their heads.

Starfire picked up a slice and licked her lips.

"What is it?" asked Robin, who was picking at something reddish-white on the pizza.

"The ceremony demands gloorgles to be eaten at the outing," said Starfire. "This was the closest Earth thing I could find."

"What is it?" asked Beast Boy, repeating Robin's question.

"The radish of horses, of course!"

"Horseradish?" asked Cyborg.

The Titans sat there, looking at the pizza in disgust, all except for Raven, who was messily eating her pizza.

"This . . . is . . . so . . . GOOD!" she shouted in between slices. "It's like . . . I don't know! But it's good!"

The boys sat there at the table as they watched the girls devour the pizza greedily.


"I feel sick . . ." said Raven as she put her hands on her stomach. "I think I'm going to throw up."

"NO BARFING IN THE CAR!" shouted Cyborg as he rolled down the passenger window, allowing Raven to stick her head out if need be.

"You should've seen the way you ate, Rae!" shouted Beast Boy. "Boy, if we ever need to win in an eating contest, we know who to use now!"

"Don't mention food . . ." said Raven, turning a light shade of green.

"So, what does the ceremony call for now?" asked Robin.

"A viewing of something! It can be anything, from something like site-seeing or just going to a movie."

"Let's go to the video store," said Cyborg, turning right. "There's got to be something there that we can all enjoy."

The T-Car stopped in front of Videe-O-Rama and the Titans piled out one by one. Raven, however, didn't get out with much of a good start. She turned around and threw up.

"AW MAN!" shouted Cyborg. "YOU GOT IT ON THE SEATS AND EVERYTHING!"


Beast Boy wondered throughout the store, not knowing what movie to pick. He was currently browsing the comedy section, looking at both "Bringing Down the House" and "Finding Nemo".

"Decisions, decisions," said Beast Boy to himself.

Raven was standing right behind him, looking at the opposite shelf, containing horror movies. A digitally re-mastered "The Exorcist" was sitting right in front of her.

Starfire browsed the romance section with Robin, who was tagging along with nothing else to do. Cyborg was all the way in the back, looking at new releases.

Beast Boy chose "Finding Nemo", then brought it to his chest and hugged it tightly. He then opened his eyes to see a girl with black hair, back facing him.

"Samara?" he asked as the girl walked to a far shelf, blocking Beast Boy's view of her. Beast Boy put his video back on the shelf and gave chase.

"WAIT!" he shouted. "HOLD UP!"

The girl, however, continued to walk further. Beast Boy tried to hold her back, but she was too strong.

The girl, who Beast Boy guessed was Samara, had led him to a shelf that was way in the back of the store. The girl stood there, face away from Beast Boy.

"Samara?" asked Beast Boy slowly as if he was trying to get her back to reality.

She turned around to reveal indeed Samara, but her eyes were bloodshot with lack of sleep.

"DUDE!" shouted Beast Boy. "What happened to you?"

Samara, however, smiled her stupid smile and widened her eyes in happiness. "HELLO!"

Beast Boy was nearly blown away by the sudden outburst. He regained his composure, however, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Shopping for movies," said Samara, revealing a video. "What are you doing here?"

"Following you."

"Well, that's not very nice."

"But you were, like, just pretty much asking me to do so. I mean, you were walking slowly and everything!"

"I was?" Samara just stood there, not knowing what to think. "Huh . . ."

"So . . . uh . . ." Beast Boy fidgeted. "What's up?"

"Oh, you know. Killing people, getting revenge, same old, same old."

"Ah . . ."

The two stood there silently.

"So . . ."

"So."

Samara twirled her hair. Beast Boy looked at videos.

"I managed to curse Slade."

"Really?"

"Yeah. He's a professional home decorator now."

"HA! Wait 'till I tell Robin!"

"How is the little nudist, anyway?"

"If he were here, he'd probably say something like 'Can't complain'."

"I see . . ."

The two stood there once again.

Samara then turned to leave. "Well, anyway . . . See ya."

"Goodbye!"

The two separated.

"WAIT!" shouted Beast Boy as he looked at a tape on the shelf that Samara had been standing next to. "YOU FORGOT YOUR VIDEO!"

But it was too late . . . She was gone.

Beast Boy looked down at the tape once again. It was weird, however, that he hadn't noticed that the movie was "Elf".

Images from the past flooded into Beast Boy's tiny mind. Images of when he was cursed.

But Samara was their friend now, wasn't she? I mean, they had sworn friendship and everything, and she seemed to be sorry for what she did. Maybe she just happened to share a love for the movie, just like Beast Boy did.

Beast Boy smiled and found his way back to the entrance of the store, where the rest of the Titans were waiting. They frowned at the video that Beast Boy was carrying with him, and Raven was slapped in the back of the head before she could say anything about "eyes" or "ripping".

Beast Boy paid for the tape and the Titans got into the T-Car to leave. Unfortunately, the car smelled like a mix between vomit and horseradish.

Starfire shrieked and flew into the air to go home. Raven and Beast Boy did the same, leaving Robin and Cyborg to enjoy the miserable car ride.


"EVERYBODY SIT!" shouted Starfire as she threw Robin onto the couch. "We must partake in the final event of the ceremony!"

"I'd rather . . ."

Beast Boy fwapped Raven in the back of the head.

The rest of the Titans sat on the couch as a classic movie countdown appeared on the TV.

The TV turned to fuzz.

"AH MAN!" shouted the Titans. "NOT AGAIN!"

They looked at eachother.

"We said everything at the same time," they all said. "That was weird," they said again. "That was weird, too."

The Titans stared at eachother, wondering why they were speaking the same thing at the same time.

"Maybe it's a new curse?" they all asked.

They sat there, once again.

"CYBORG SUCKS!" they all shouted.

"HEY!" shouted the Titans. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

(A/N: I personally have no quarrel with Cyborg! I do not hate him, and they only said that because of the situation! Thank you!)

They sat there, stupefied.

"Somebody say something . . . Robin?"

(A/N: I'm guessing that you know that they all spoke at the same time)

The Titans looked at Robin, waiting for him to say something.

"Um . . ." said Robin, by himself.

"YAY!" shouted the rest of the Titans. "Aw man . . . It's happening again!"

Samara's head came on the TV. "HI AGAIN!"

"ACK!" shouted the Titans. "What are you doing here?"

Samara's eyes widened. "Why are you talking at the same time?"

"We don't know!"

The room was filled with silence.

"Anyway . . ." Samara left.

The silence came again.

"Well," said Raven, standing up. "Apparently she didn't curse us. I'm going up to my room."

Raven left.

"Do you really think she would let us go uncursed?" asked Starfire.

"Don't know," said Cyborg. "I guess she's keeping her promise after all."

The Titans nodded.


Raven sat on the floor, staring at her mirror. Ever since the incident with Beast Boy and Cyborg, she had kept her mirror pinned high up on one of the room's walls, out of sight to anyone who didn't know it was there.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall," said Raven. "Why must I sound like Tara Strong?"

(A/N: Tara Strong is the voice of Raven, if you didn't know.)

Raven sighed and levitated to the mirror, taking it off the wall. She floated down to her bed, where she gazed at her lovely demonic mirror some more.

"Do you think Samara cursed us?" asked Raven.

"Of course not!" said Happy. "She's our friend!"

"But friends can be cruel sometimes," said Timid as she sniffed. "I would . . . know . . ."

"Bull!" said Brave. "If she does act cruel, I'll show her how cruel I can be!"

"Friends can betray others, though," harshly whispered Rage. "Like Terra . . . Samara . . . SHE MUST GO BYE BYE!"

Raven could feel the others slapping Rage.

"Rage has a point, though," said Intelligence. "My dictionary's definition of 'friend' is someone that we can trust and talk to. However, further reference shows that they can indeed betray others."

"But why would Samara want to lie?" asked Happy. "That makes her a . . . a . . . doo-doo head!"

Timid sniffed. "Maybe she . . . HATES US?"

Raven shrugged at the thought of Samara betraying them. She looked at her clock on the wall . . . 9:59 PM, with three seconds until 10.

One . . . Two . . . Three.

The clock belted out the first line of the funeral march, indicating bed time.

"PRAY FOR THE DEAD AND THE DEAD WILL PRAY FOR YOU!"

"Bed time," said Raven as she took off her cape and lied on her bed. After an hour, she fell asleep, mirror held tightly in her hands.


"Are you even listening to me?"

"NOPE!"

Happy skipped away from Intelligence, leaving her standing in the middle of a bunch of Ravens.

"Come on, everybody," said Intelligence, pushing her glasses up her nose. "Take this into consideration."

"Why?" asked Brave. "We could all make this fun by letting the suspense kill us!"

Timid bundled up into a ball. "I don't want to . . ."

Gross let out a loud belch.

Intelligence sighed as she watched Rage pointing and yelling at the sky. The yelling was breaking her concentration . . .

Happy then stopped in her tracks and looked up at the sky. "Look up there!" she said, pointing.

The present Ravens, sans Rage, who was pulling her hair out of her head and shrieking in anger, looked up at the sky. The black and red patterns were swirling around.

"What's . . . going . . . on?" asked Timid as she cowered in fear.

"A vortex of some sort," said Intelligence. "We should be sucked into oblivion soon."

"Oh . . ." said the rest of the Ravens, nodding.

A blue beam of light came from the sky and surrounded Happy, leaving the other Ravens to stare. Rage stopped throwing a fit and watched as well.

Happy began to be lifted towards the sky, laughing.

"THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!" she shouted. "I'M FLYING!"

She giggled in delight as she watched the black and red swirling specks get closer and closer.


Raven tossed and turned, not able to get comfortable. Something wasn't right . . .

She then opened her eyes and laughed.


That's chapter one! I hope you guys liked it, as I was kind of just typing some random words down onto the computer! Thanks for reading and see you next chapter!