A/N: Hey everyone! Thank you all so much for Reviewing! I didn't think it would go all that well, seeing that I'm not that great at sequels. Anyway, I have a special treat! This chapter is going to be . . . (drum roll) A MUSICAL! (waits for applause) Uh . . . Yeah!

Let's respond to the Reviews!

To Ra-Cho: Yay! You were the first Reviewer! Yes . . . Slade - The Interior Decorator does have a nice little ringy to it. Aw . . . Don't say that! I'm sure your fic will be great! I'll take a looksy when I have the time! I know . . . Cliffhangers are just major bitches, aren't they? But, unfortunately, I'm quite good at them! (smiles)

To BakaZero: Ha! I'm so glad you laughed that much!

To VeelaChic: Thank you, and I plan to!

To CreatorOfKitty: THANKS!

To moonstar16sr: I'm glad you love these stories! You rock for it!

To TitanGhost: Ooo . . . You're a smart one, you are. I'm glad you think this is going to be good! I didn't think I would do too good of a job, but now that I see this kind of moral support, I think better! (smiles)

To The Drewfus: It was that funny? You must be exaggerating BIG TIME! Either that, or you're just the coolest person ever! No, Terra is not going to be bashed. She was one of my favorite characters.

To YRProcks66: You think it's great, eh? And the Raven thing was good? Horseradish is disgusting . . . (puts hand over mouth) Excuse me . . . I have to throw-up. (tosses his cookies)

To Dracozombie: YOU'RE POPPING UP EVERYWHERE RANDOMLY! Wait . . . You're writing the sequel? I thought I was writing the sequel. (ponders) Glad you think this series is funny! Who knows? I might just make it into a trilogy!

To Shadow the Dark God: Wow . . . Before I ever stepped into the Teen Titans category, nobody said that they loved my stories. I feel so loved . . . (sniffles)

To Alyssa reborn: HEY! IT'S YOU AGAIN! (high-fives) QUICKLY! SHIELD YOUR EYES! THE RABID WEASLE WILL . . . uh . . . DO SOMETHING!

To ya: If it's 1:18 PM in England, then it's 7:18 AM in Texas . . . There is no way in HELL I am going to wake up that early on a Saturday! Glad you want me to update that early, though! (smiles)

To Iyou: Dude, you are in a desperate need of a heavy sedative . . . If you're happy that you farted, does that mean that you have some kind of bowel disorder? You know what . . . Just pretend I didn't even ask . . .

And now, the chapter! The musical chapter!


(A/N: I would just like to let you guys know, this chapter would be so much easier to write in the script format . . . So sorry if it seems hard to follow! I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT SOME OF THE PUNCTUATION MIGHT BE MISSING! I had some trouble with this . . . Thanks!)

Once upon a time . . . In a far off land called Azarath, Texas, there lived a girl named Raven.

(A/N: Please, just . . . don't ask.)

Raven was a very gifted girl, for she had the power of telekinesis by her side. However, this dark magic would never let her show her emotions, so she spent her life in misery and lifelessness.

One day, she ran away from her demonic father and came to a farther off land called Jump City. There, she founded a crime fighting organization called the Teen Titans, who were all very peculiar themselves.

There was Robin, an acrobat and ninja that specialized in the arts of KUNG FU! WAAAAAH! Ahem, yes . . . Sorry about that.

There was Cyborg, a half man, half machine that could use high-tech weaponry against his foes.

Starfire, an alien girl that wielded the powers of flight and shooting energy bolts from her hands, and later, her eyes.

Beast Boy, a changeling that could change into any animal.

But the most peculiar of them all . . . was the girl named Raven.


Inside the main room of Titans Tower, slow music began to echo throughout the room. The doors opened and Raven, dressed in a white peasant dress with a blue carpenter's apron over her neck, waltzed into the room with a book in her hands.

(A/N: Yes. It's "Beauty and the Beast", by far my favorite Disney movie ever!)

Raven then began to sing in the most enchanting voice on the east side of Broadway:

"Jump City
It's a noisy place, now
But the same
Like the day before.

My tower
Filled with little people
Waking up to say . . ."

The music suddenly turned bright and cheery as the rest of the Titans poked their heads out of the open door.

"Hello!
Hello!
Hello! Hello! Hello!"

Raven twirled around and sat on the couch, watching the Titans do their morning chores.

"Look, there goes Beast Boy making tofu waffles!
And Cyborg's roasting oven ham!
Every morning it's the same!
Yes it's always just the same!"

Starfire spun up to Raven in a typical peasant's outfit. "Good morning, Rae," she said, cheerfully.

"Morning, Starfire."

"What are you doing?"

"Reading. I'm reading the most wonderful story about a psycho, a murderer, and . . ."

"STARFIRE!" shouted Robin, interrupting Raven. "Come on! Breakfast's done!"

The rest of the Titans sat down at their table, then looked over at Raven.

"Well there sits Raven, sitting just like always
But everybody calls her Rae.
Never part of any crowd.
Or acting really loud.
No denying she's a creepy girl, that Rae."

Beast then sang to Starfire:

"Good morn!"

"Good day!"

"How is your tofu?"

Cyborg sang, clutching his throat.

"I think
I need
To wash it down"

Beast Boy then sang:

"You freak!
You nut!
You're drinking cow's milk"

Raven then belted out from the couch, quite beautifully:

"I'll make you a lump of meat on the ground!"

(A/N: That's a creative way of saying that she'll kill him. Thank you.)

Robin waltzed over to Raven, then looked at her book.

"Hey Rae."

"Good morning. Just reading a book I got."

"Another one?"

"Oh, I can't put it down! And then I'll get something new!"

"Ha! Just like always!"

"Yep! I think I'll get . . . 'Miss Sweet Honeywell's Revenge'."

"What? But . . . you've already read it twice!"

"Well it's my favorite! Haunted dollhouse, a girl that doesn't know what's going on, strange events . . ."

"Well . . ." Robin held up a copy of it. "If you like it so much, it's yours!"

"But . . ."

"Go on!"

"Well . . . thanks . . . Thanks a lot!"

Cyborg, Starfire, and Beast Boy sang:

"Well there sits Rae. You know she's so peculiar
I wonder if she's all that well.
With a strange, demonic look
And her nose stuck in a book
She's a puzzle to the rest of us, that Rae."

The music once again turned slow, and Raven beautifully sang:

"Oh, isn't it just stupid?
How everyone thinks I'm real creepy.
I think I'll teach them all, that . . .
I'm better than all of them, yes, they'll see!"

Beast Boy then sang to Cyborg:

"It's a shame, really, that she's such a beauty
But all she ever does is read"

Cyborg nodded and sang:

"But behind that lovely face
You will see without a trace
She'll beat the crap right out of us."

Then, all four sang:

"She'll beat the crap right out of us!
SHE'LL BEAT THE CRAP RIGHT OUT OF US!
THAT RAE!"

Yes, Raven was very different from the rest of her friends. But it was then that they received a strange visitor one fateful day . . . A visitor that changed her life.

Samara burst into the room, dressed in a hunter's outfit and clutching a bow.

"At last a curse for me to place on someone!
I'll spread a little bit of hell!
I think that they will see
There is nothing more like me
When it comes to dealing weirdo curses well!"

Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Robin freaked out and sang:

"I think our life is turning for the worst, yes!
I think we're all going to hell!
Samara's come to tell
That she really does it well
When it comes to cursing all of us BOOM-BELL!"

Samara hopped over to Raven, who was reading as if nothing had happened.

"I'm going to make her happy" shouted Samara.

"Oh no" shouted Starfire.

"Gee wiz" shouted Beast Boy.

"LOOK OUT" shouted Cyborg.

"SHE'S PISSED" shouted Robin, waiting for Samara to attack Raven.

Raven then sang, beautifully:

"There must be more to this real crappy life!"

Samara sang grimly:

"BE THANKFUL I DON'T HAVE MY KNIFE!"

The other four sang:

"Well now we see why Raven's all so grouchy
She just wants to be left alone!
It's a pity and a sin
How she won't want to fit in
But she is a greant and special girl
She really is a special girl
YES SHE IS ONE HELL OF A GIRL!

THAT RAAAAAAAAAAE!"

And so, Raven was cursed by Samara to be a little girl that rocked hard. The curse ended soon enough, however, and Raven could go back to her normal little life.

A spotlight shines on Raven, who is wearing the same outfit and standing up, hands over her chest and belting it out.

"Ooh . . . Now it's back to normal . . .
Everything's the same it used to be.
How . . . I wish I could just see
What it's like to be one and be free!"

(A/N: End prologue. The audience claps. GO ON! CLAP!)


Raven opened her eyes with a huge smile on her face. She couldn't remember why she felt so good . . . Something about her mirror, and Happy . . . It was all a blank.

Raven got out of her bed and skipped over to her bathroom. She did her morning business: brushing her teeth, combing her hair, and doing stuff that I don't feel like writing down.

Raven left her room with a drunken smile on her face. She put a hand over her heart and a hand in the air, true opera style.

"I . . . feel . . . pretty . . .
Oh so . . . pretty . . .
I feel pretty . . .
And witty . . .
And . . . GAY!

And I pity . . .
Any girl . . .
Who isn't me . . . today!"

Starfire then ran down the hall and stopped next to Raven.

"Ooo la la la la la la la la la!"

The two girls just stood there, looking at each other confusedly.

Because I don't want to interrupt my wonderful lyrics, I'm going to write a key for all of you happy people.

Normal font is when Raven sings.

Italicized font is when Starfire sings.

When Starfire sings in parenthesis, that's backup, you stooge!

Bold font is when both Starfire and Raven sing.

CAPITALIZED LETTER WITH THE APPROPRIATE SETTING ARE WHEN THE GIRLS SING HIGH!

Raven and Starfire, knowing that the introduction was finished, walked down the hall and to the main room. There, Beast Boy and Cyborg were lazily playing video games, and Robin was somewhere in the kitchen.

Raven and Starfire stood in front of the big screen TV. Starfire did those little graceful leaps that ballerinas do, and Raven constantly did a triple-axis.

"I feel charming!
Oh so charming!
It's alarming how charming I feel!"

The sound of Beast Boy's racing car crashing into a wall could be heard.

"MOVE YOUR ASS, DIPSHIT!" he shouted as he shook his fist at Raven. The two girls stood there, shocked. They then danced out of the way.

"And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real!
(Ooh la la la la la la la la la!)"

The two girls then headed over to the kitchen.

"BURN IN HELL!" shouted Cyborg.

Raven looked into the toaster's shining metal.

"See that pretty girl in the mirror there! (What mirror where?)
Who could that attractive girl be? (Who which one where? Bum)

Such a pretty face (Bum)
Such a pretty smile (Bum)
Such a pretty dress (Bum)
SUCH A PRETTY MEEEEE! (BUM!)"

Raven and Starfire put their arms around each other's shoulders and swung back and forth, eyes closed and happy grins etched on their faces. The boys stared in shock.

"I feel stunning! (I feel stunning)
And entrancing! (And entrancing)
It's like running and dancing for joy!"

Raven went over and wrapper her arms around Beast Boy while Starfire did the same with Robin.

"I'M IN LOVE!
BY A PRETTY
WONDERFUL BOY!
"

The boys just continued to stare in shock, wondering what in the name of all things shiny had just happened.

"Uh . . . Rae" asked Beast Boy as he tried to escaped Raven's lethal hug. "What, in the name of all things shiny, just happened?"

"What do you mean?" asked Raven, happily. She laughed.

"You were . . . singing!" said Cyborg, a little freaked out himself, but thankful that he was not having to suffer a lethal hug.

Raven giggled some more. "SO? We were all singing at the beginning of the chapter, weren't we?"

"Yeah, but that was forced singing."

"FINE!" shouted Raven as she pointed at Cyborg. "BE A CRANKY PERSON!" She skipped towards the TV.

Starfire joined her singing buddy while the boys did a group huddle.

"You think it could be another curse?" asked Cyborg.

"Is it that hard to figure out?" asked Beast Boy. "Samara's obviously mad!"

"But she said that she wouldn't curse us again," said Robin. "There's got to be some other explanation."

Robin walked over to Raven and watched TV a little while, wondering just how to bring up the topic.

(A/N: Have you ever wondered how their TV doesn't get the mother of all glares, being right beside a window and all?)

"So . . . Raven . . ." said Robin, wondering where to begin.

"Yessss?" asked Raven, smiling widely.

"How are you?"

"I'M WONDERFUL!"

"That's good. Are you enjoying the weather?"

"It's fantastic! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and all things wonderful are out and about!"

Robin walked away from Raven and back to the other boys. "The girl's as cursed as the Beast."

"DUDE!" shouted Beast Boy. "How could you figure that out?"

"Either that or she just got laid," said Cyborg, remembering the episode of "The Nanny" where C. C. and Niles got their freak on.

Raven stood up and skipped towards the door.

"I'm going outside!" she chirped. "This day is too glorious to go to waste!"

"I shall come with you, Friend Raven!" said Starfire, following Raven without the slightest hint of fear.

The three boys stood there a while, wondering what to do.

"I guess we should make sure that they don't get hurt," said Beast Boy.

"Good idea."


Raven skipped across the rocks, hands in the air and face looking up at the sky.

"Come on, Star!" said Raven. "There's so much more to do!"

Starfire slowly walked behind Raven, obviously very tired. "Can't we . . . take a break?"

"Fine, Lazy Bones!" said Raven. She plopped down on the grass and flopped around. "Look! Grass Angel!"

Starfire literally fell on the ground, too tired to even talk. She looked over and noticed the boys coming towards them. "Oh no" she thought, knowing that Raven was going to do something totally hyper and wild.

"Uh . . . Raven?" asked Beast Boy, staring at Raven flopping around on the ground. "What are you doing?"

"Making a grass angel!" she said, huge smile on her face.

"Ah . . ." Beast Boy then looked over to Cyborg, a little weirded out. Cyborg just shrugged.

"You're not acting all that normal, Rae," said Robin.

"What do you mean?" asked Raven, getting up from the ground and skipping towards the surrounding bay. "I'm just the same as I've always been."

"Uh . . . No, you're not. You're acting like some kind of freak."

"A freak?"

"Yeah. And it's kind of freaking us out."

"Ha! That's funny!" Raven fell on the ground and cracked up, leaving the others to just stare bewildered. "I'm acting like a freak, and I'm freaking you out!"

"OOOOH!" shouted Beast Boy. "I get it!" He then laughed along with Raven, but then stopped when he noticed the stares from the rest of the Titans.

"Um . . . Friend Raven?" asked Starfire as she finally got up from her position on the ground. "May I ask why you're acting different?"

"Well, you pretty much did," said Raven, retaining her laughter. "But you can ask again."

"Why are you acting different?"

"I'M NOT!"

"But . . ." said Robin. "You're laughing! Normally, when you laugh, you blow stuff up! Nothing's blowing up now!"

"I honestly have no idea what you're talking about now," said Raven, finally stopping.

"Well . . . Could we ask what you plan to do now that you can laugh?" asked Cyborg. "I mean, you can do so much more now!"

Happy, disco-like guitar chords echoed outside. Raven took off herblue capeand waded into the bay.

"Well," said Raven. "I really don't know what you mean by this "change", but there is one thing that I'm going to do while I'm here!"

"What's that?" asked Beast Boy.

Raven then twirled around and put her left hand on her hip.

"I'm!
Comin!
Out!

Yeah I'm!
Comin!
Out!"

The Titans watched in bewilderment as Raven started to shake her hips to the loud drumbeats. Yes . . . It was Diana Ross's "I'm Comin Out".

"I'm comin out!"

Assorted water creatures such as fish and mermaids began dancing around on their fins, while whales used their blow-holes to create fountains. A line of mermaids came out of the water with trumpets and blew a catchy tune. A chorus line of mermaids wearing gold-sequenced dressed snapped their fingers and moved back and forth.

"I'm comin out!
I want the world to know
Got to let it show!

I'm comin out!
I want the world to know
Got to let it show!"

Raven then took a gold microphone out of her pocket and began to belt it.

"There's a new me comin out
And I just had to live!
And I wanna give!
I'm completely positive!

I think this time around
I am gonna do it
Like you never do it
Oh, I'llmake it through!

The time has come for me to break out of this shell!
I have to shout, that I am comin out!"

The backup mermaids and Raven then sang:

"I'm comin out!
I want the world to know!
Got to let it show!

I'm comin out!
I want the world to know!
Got to let it show!"

Raven then walked up to Beast Boy and rubbed his chin. Beast Boy just stared, wide-eyed.

"I got to show the world
All I wannabe!
And my abilities!
There's so much more to me!

Somehow I'll have to make them
Just understand
I got it well in hand!
And oh, how I have planned!

I'm spreadin' love! There is no need to fear!
And I just feel so good, everytime I hear!"

The chorus and Raven:

"I'm comin out!
I want the world to know!
Got to let it show!

I'm comin out!
I want the world to know!
Got to let it show!"

One of the mermaids from the trumpet section began to play a solo, allowing Raven to take the time to use her powers to moonwalk on the water.

"Can you believe this" whispered Robin to Starfire, not taking his eyes off the Michael Jackson wannabe.

"No . . . I cannot" said Starfire. "I did not know that Raven posessed this talent."

"Something tells me this isn't Raven" said Cyborg. He looked at Beast Boy, who was nodding.

The trumpet solo ended.

"I'm comin out!
I want the world to know!
Got to let it show!

The backup mermaids sang the chorus again, leaving Raven to do her own thing.

"I'M COMIN!
Out . . .
I want the world to know
Gotta let it show!

I'M! I'M!
I'M COMIN! OW!"

Just as soon as it had come, the dancing lifeforms and mermaids dissappeared back into the bay, leaving the yard just as quiet as it was before.

Raven did a bow.

"THANK YOU!" she shouted to a non-cheering audience. "Thank you . . ."


Starfire cautiously raised her hand to Raven's door, wondering what would happen if she knocked. Perhaps she should just go away . . .

"NO!" said Starfire, determined. "You have already signed up! You must talk to Raven about it!"

Starfire took a deep breath and very lightly knocked on the door. The door burst open, revealing Raven in a pink cloak.

"HELLO!" she shouted, nearly blowing Starfire away.

"Friend Raven," said Starfire, remembering the speach that she had written out. "I have something to ask of you."

"Shoot!" said Raven, hands on her hips.

"Shoot?" asked Starfire. "Well . . . OK . . ." Starfire reached into her dress pocket and pulled out a 42 Caliber, closed one eye, pressed her lips together, and took aim.

"NO!" shouted Raven, pushing the gun down. "NO NO NO NO NO! I meant 'tell me'."

"Oh!" said Starfire, hurriedly putting the gun back in her pocket. "You saw nothing!" She reached into her other pocket and pulled out small rectangular machine. She put on sunglasses, held the machine up to Raven's eyes, then pressed a button. A blinding white flash emitted.

Starfire hurriedly took off her glasses and stood there as if nothing had happened. Raven shook her head.

"Oh! Hello, Starfire!" said Raven. "What are you doing here?"

"I have something to ask of you!" said Starfire, smiling and mentally shouting in sucess.

"OK! Shoot!"

Starfire grinned nervously. "Yes. I shall shoot. You see, ever since a couple of hours ago when you sang the 'Out I'm Coming' song, I have thought hard. I have decided on something!"

"What is that?" asked Raven, suddenly curious.

"Well, I am somewhat a good singer, myself, and I was wondering if you would wish to partake in the show of talents with me!"

"A talent show?" asked Raven, hopping up and down with excitement. "It sounds like fun!"

"Marvelous!" Starfire gave Raven a bone-crushing hug, who, in return, gave a bone-crushing hug back. "The contest is in two days from now," said Starfire. "I have picked out outfits and a song for us already!"

"Great!" said Raven. "Let me just go write it in my day planner real quick."

Raven turned around and ran to a desk in the room, allowing Starfire to take this as a moment to see what Raven had done to her room. She noticed several buckets turned over and slowly dripping pink paint out of them, which ran along the cracks in the floor. The walls now bore a pink that was stronger than that of Starfire's, if not brighter and richer in color. All dark and depressing looking statues were replaced with statues of hearts and things that made the world go round. Starfire wondered justhow Raven had managed to make a statue of the Earth's orbit.

(A/N: I bet you weren't expecting something like THAT, were you?)

Starfire, a little freaked out by the sudden change, ran away from the room.

"I got it down, Star!" said Raven, coming back from the desk. "I . . . AW MAN! SHE RAN AWAY!"

Raven shrugged and closed the door.


"HEY JUDE!" shouted Beast Boy as he plopped down on the couch. "DON'T MAKE IT BAD!"

"But . . . What will I do if you don't come back?" asked a woman on the TV, crying her eyes out.

"Don't worry, Jude," said the man the woman was talking to. "Just take a sad song and make it better, OK?"

"You bastard!" shouted Beast Boy. "You're supposed to let her into your heart! Then you can start to make it better!"

"NAH!" shouted Raven as she walked into the room. "NAH NAH NAH NAH! NAH NAH NAH NAH!"

"Oh yeah?" asked Beast Boy, turning around to see Raven. "And what do you suppose that he does?"

"Wait . . . You weren't singing a song?" asked Raven, a little confused.

"No . . . Did it sound like I was?"

"Yeah . . ."

Raven looked up at the TV, seeing Jude crying.

"That lady's a loser!" she shouted, pointing an accusing finger and sitting down on the couch with Beast Boy.

"No she's not!" said Beast Boy, defending his soap opera. "She's torn apart because her husband has to go to Korea!"

"So?" asked Raven. "I bet he puts his socks on the radiator, or drinks milk from the carton, or . . . uh . . . sucks in the sack!"

"EW!" shouted Beast Boy.

"Don't be grossed out! Be happy!"

"Wait . . ." said Beast Boy, getting over his disgust. "You said . . . happy?"

"Yeah! Just like me! Happy is normal!" shouted Raven as she got up from the couch and waltzed out of the room.

"Happy is normal . . . CYBORG! GET UP HERE!"

"What?" asked Cyborg as he walked into the main room.

"I figured it out!" said Beast Boy. "I figured it out!"

"Figured what out?" asked Cyborg.

"Why Raven's acting so weird!"

"Oh yeah!" shouted Cyborg, slapping his forehead. "I forgot! Is our hunch correct?"

"I think so! It seems that Happy has taken over Raven!"

"Why would she do that, though?" asked Cyborg. "I mean, yeah, it makes perfect sense, but why?"

"Well, come on! It's obviously Samara's doing!" shouted Beast Boy. "She's the one that gave me the video!"

"True. But I don't think that's it. Something inside of Raven is causing her emotions to get all out of whack."

"Or maybe that's not even the real Raven," said Beast Boy. "Maybe Raven got sucked into her mirror and the others are rebelling? Maybe that's Happy herself walking around. You know, before she sang she said that there's one thing that she wants to do while she's here!"

"Could be," said Cyborg. "Should we tell the others about this?"

"Nah!" said Beast Boy, huge smile on his face. "Let them find out! It's fun to watch people freak out at the last minute!"

"Yeah. Good point!"

"Let's go dress up as Robin again!"

"OK!"

And so, the two teenage boys ran to their rooms to dress into their Robin suits, then had fun acting like posers.


"I can't believe this is happening . . ." said Raven as she clutched her head. How long had she been here now? Maybe eighteen hours?

"YO RAE!" shouted Brave as she ran up to Raven. "ARM WRESTLE!"

"Bug off," said Raven, glaring daggers at her emotion. Brave, however, stood there uneffected.

"I CHALLENGE YOU!" she said, sitting next to Raven and giving her the same glare.

Raven sighed in frustration and got up, unable to take the stress anymore.

"Raven," said Intelligence as she walked up to her. "I think I know what has happened."

"Are you serious?" asked Raven, ready to find out what was going on. "TELL ME!"

"It appears that . . ."

Intelligence was interrupted, however, when Rage ran up, grabbedIntelligence'sbook, and ripped it to shreds with her teeth. Raven and Intelligence stood there, wide-eyed and shocked, not knowing what to think. Rage finished her shredding, threw the scraps of paper in her mouth to the ground, looked up at the sky, and shrieked. She then ran away to terrorize someone else.

"Well . . ." said Raven. "That was . . . odd . . ." She then turned her attention back to Intelligence. "Anyway, you were saying?"

"Yes." Intelligence pushed her glasses up her nose. "I believe that stress and worry has caused a . . ."

"AAAAH!" shouted one of the Ravens. "It's coming again!"

The Ravens and Raven looked up at the sky to see the black and red specks to swirl around.

"Uh-oh," said Raven.

"Very uh-oh," said Intelligence as a blue light surrounded her and lifted her up to the sky.

"WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU?" shouted Raven, hoping that Intelligence would hear her.

"I'm going to be held hostage in someone's body," said Intelligence, just loud enough for Raven to hear. "Who, I do not know. But remember, re . . ."

Intelligence was gone before she could finish the statement.

"Well . . ." said Raven. "Shit."

Despite the situation she was in, Raven began to sing to a happy sounding song, making all the Ravens stop what they were doing and listen. Apparently, she was singing to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.

"I believe that I am screwed
Just so much that I'm in misery.
And it shocks me to believe
That there is no place where I can pee.

Just this once I'd like to know
If there's gonna be a way to find
Just how I can escape
From the corners of my own mind"

Gross, Timid, and Brave sang with Raven, providing a nice backup touch.

"And I sit in the corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.

It just sucks to be trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind."

Raven then took it from there.

"My emotions at my back
They won't let me go and get a snack
And then Rage begins to scream."

Rage then pulled on her hair and screamed at the sky, and, had it been replaced with trumpets and such, would've sounded like a nice little parade march. The four Ravens then sang again.

"And I sit in the corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.

It just sucks to be trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind."

Happy little guitar chords echoed throughout the land, giving the Ravens a chance to talk to each other.

"You bitch!" shouted Brave as she got burped in the face by Gross.

"Sorry," snickered Gross.

"You're darn right you're sorry!" said Brave, putting her fists up in the air. "TIMID! HOLD HER FOR ME!"

"I don't . . . want to . . ." said Timid as she wrapped herself up in her cloak.

"YES YOU DO!"

Rage ran inbetween Brave and Gross. She got right into Brave's face and screamed.

"BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" shouted Brave as she bitch-slapped Rage. Yes. That's right. Brave, the mighty warrior, has bitch-slapped Rage.

"Don't listen to her!" said Gross, revealing her yellow and rotted teeth. "You're breath is fine!"

Rage screached and pulled her hair out somemore. I just love it when I make her do that.

Raven, who noticed that the solo was over, sang again.

"And so I sit on my bum
Wishing that Star had returned my gun
If she did they all would see
What it's like to be stiff as a tree!"

The four Ravens then sang again while Rage provided a psycho dance.

"And I sit in the corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.

It just sucks to be trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind.

And I sit in the corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.
Corners of my mind.

It just sucks to be trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind.
Trapped in my own mind."

Brave did a bow. "Thank you," she said. "Thank you very much."


Something tells me that this chapter wasn't that good. I hope you guys liked it more than I did writing it!