A/N: I'm so freakin' sorry I didn't update last week! First, I was sick, and I managed to get the chapter done and all . . . And then I couldn't post because one of my fics, "Yummy Delights", got deleted for being a . . . note/list . . .? What the hell . . .? And then I got grounded, and I couldn't update! But I guess I should be thankful, because I would've had to put up with the Valentines Day rush of one-shots . . . So . . . yeah . . . sorry!

Reviews! Woohoo!

To Grey Rain: I emailed you, though! (smiles) Thanks for emailing me back and all . . . It just goes to show that you're cooler than a lot of other people. (hands you a Triforce90 Cookie just for the heck of it)

To TitanGhost: Ha! Thanks! You're so good at this assumption stuff . . . You should be a newscaster or something. Those people make lots of assumptions. I'm sure your outtakes were great when they were up . . . I read the first chapter with Terra . . . I laughed my ass off! Let me know when you move your stuff to another site, OK?

To XxJeterxX: Ha! Thanks! Wow . . . I've been saying that quite a bit. (laughs) Anyway, I'm not much of a fluff person, but I'll try to put some stuff in this chapter! I actually thought I put some in there when Rae and Star sang "I Feel Pretty", but I guess that wasn't enough to satisfy your needs!

To Iyou: Bleh . . . I can't stand that song . . .

To bbslilangel: I've Reviewed all of the stuff I know . . . I don't know anything about Final Fantasy! I'm glad you like my fics so much!

To The Drewfus: Thank you! Do you have AIM? I would like for you to IM me, if you do! I'm Jeb713. Consider it!

To CreatorofKitty: You just now realized this is dumb? I think you're the dumb one! (laughs) I'm just kidding . . .

To robinsmaskedgirl: The beginning of Chapter 1, or the beginning of Chapter 2? Either way, I guess it doesn't really matter. (smiles) It's all the same to me. I'm glad you love it!

To YRProcks66: I don't like horseradish either . . . Actually, I've never had it before. Yes, Happy took over Raven. You thought it was great? I thought it was great, too! I wish it were true . . . Azarath sounds like an awesome place!

To Ra-Cho: You are loyal to me! (hugs) I wish I could moonwalk . . . I can't . . . I just kind of end up shuffling my feet across the ground. I love that song! It's my favorite! . . . Actually, something by the Beatles or Led Zeppelin would be my favorite, but I still think it's awesome! Ew . . .plain mayonnaise? Yucky! Don't eat a bottle a night! You'll get FAT! You're right . . . There isn't much Happy . . . But I'm glad you enjoy this!

To afterdark: I was wondering where you were! That's a creative name . . . Most of the time, though, I'm just going to use the name of the character that's effected. That is, of course, if there's some theme element, like the last chapter had. I would've checked out your story, had I not been grounded as said above. Thanks for telling me about it, though!

To Dracozombie: Hence the title! (points to title) I know you didn't mean it! Just giving you a hard time, that's all! I don't really use the Review History thing much . . . Oh well! I'm glad FF.N stopped goofing up . . . They've been doing that a lot lately. I was going to make a list of the people that I like to make fun of on my profile! (sobs)

Anyway, enjoy the show!


Beast Boy smiled as he climbed into bed and pulled the thick, green covers over his chest.

"STARFIRE!" he shouted; quite loudly, in fact.

"Yes?" came the tired, yet caring voice of Starfire from somewhere else.

"COME HERE!"

About two minutes later, Beast Boy's door opened to reveal Starfire. Beast Boy was a little shocked at first, as he had never seen the Tamaranian beauty so . . . freaky looking. Her hair was in curlers, and she was dressed in a polyester pink bathrobe. She also had a guacamole mud mask to cover her beautiful face.

"What?" she grunted, eyes half-opened.

"Tuck me?" asked Beast Boy as he sank down in the bed.

Starfire stumbled over to Beast Boy's bed and lazily pushed the covers underneath the changeling's body.

(A/N: No, this will not turn into Star/BB fluff. Thank you.)

"Thank you," said Beast Boy with a satisfied look on his face.

Starfire merely muttered "You're welcome" and began to walk out of the room.

"Starfire?" asked the boy again.

"Yes?"

"Can you get me a glass of water?"

Starfire headed towards Beast Boy's bathroom, entered, and returned five seconds later with a glass of water.

Beast Boy smiled and brought the glass to his lips.

"The water's too hot."

Starfire took the glass, emptied it, and got some different water.

"Now it's too cold."

Starfire repeated the above.

"Now it's just right."

Beast Boy downed the glass with one gulp, then smacked his lips. Starfire turned around to leave once more, but was stopped when Beast Boy cleared his throat.

Starfire turned around to see Beast Boy waving the glass at her.

Starfire sighed and took the glass away, not even bothering to put it where it belonged. She then headed towards the door once again . . .

"Starfire?"

Starfire turned around, trying her hardest not to get frustrated. "Yes?"

"Night night."

Starfire smiled faintly. "Good night, my little Bunghorf . . ."

"Huh? What was that?"

"Nothing. Nothing."

(A/N: I have no idea if that's how you spell it or not, but please say it is! And thank you, Jurodan, for giving me the idea that it was spelled like that! Everybody, read "The Silkie Factor" sometime!)

Beast Boy snuggled into his bed once again, pulling the covers tightly to fit every nook and cranny of his body.

About an hour later, Beast Boy began to drift into a deep sleep. It was then that he had a dream.


He was in a large, white room, and books were flying around him and circles and laughing at them as they gave him deadly paper cuts. Before too long, Beast Boy fell to the ground and lay in his own blood.

"DEAR BUNGHORF!" shouted Starfire as she and the other Titans randomly appeared. "Please, get up!"

"Perhaps I can heal him!" said Raven as she laughed. "Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos, BABY!"

Beast Boy suddenly felt himself lose control over his body as black energy surrounded him. Before too long, he was up and about, skipping and jumping for joy.

"My ventricles are not suffering the lack of blood!" said Beast Boy, happily.

"Woah!" said Robin, quite cheerfully and preppy, and not to mention just plain out of character! "Beast Boy has said something smart! He must not be acting normal, Cyborg!"

"Indeed, dear Robin!" said Cyborg, also very out of character. He lifted an index finger. "Something must be up!"

"We must shun him!" said Raven as she picked up a large rock. The others did likewise, all except Starfire.

"NO!" she shouted as she wrapped her arms around Beast Boy. "Be nice to Bunghorf!"

(A/N: Again, this is not meant to be fluff.)

The Titans, however, threw their stones at Beast Boy anyway, giving him a good old-fashioned stoning.

"BUNGHORF!" shouted Starfire as she watched Beast Boy turn to pulp.


Beast Boy opened one eye and looked at the ceiling.

"It seems that my sugary foods that I consumed last night have given me a nightmare," said Beast Boy, getting up and stretching. "I must watch what I eat, for if I eat too many fatty foods, my arteries will get clogged and I will suffer cardiac arrest."

The green boy left his room and headed towards the main room, where the other Titans had already assembled to watch a fun-filled episode of "The Golden Girls".

(A/N: It's so shameless how I try to bring recognition to that show!)

"It really makes you think . . ." said Dorothy as she, Blanche, and Rose sat at the coffee table, just after they had found out Sophia wasn't dying from a heart attack.

"It certainly does," said Blanche, nodding slowly.

The camera zoomed in on Rose, who was looking around confused. "About what?" she asked.

The Titans, except Beast Boy, burst out into laughter.

"It seems that Rose has become too reliant on caffeine to think straight," said Beast Boy as he headed towards the kitchen.

The Titans immediately stopped laughing.

"ABOUT OUR POLICY IN GUAM, ROSE!" shouted Dorothy with sarcasm.

"Indeed, the policy in Guam was terrible at that time," said Beast Boy as he sliced an apple. "What was Reagan thinking?"

"Uh, Beast Boy?" asked Robin from the sofa. "Are you . . . feeling OK?"

"I should be," said Beast Boy as he put two fingers to his wrist. "My blood pressure is precisely 120 over 80." He put a hand to his forehead. "My temperature is exactly 98.6." He put a hand to his mouth, breathed on it, and smelled it. "And no signs of streptococcus . . . I believe that yes, I am OK."

"Oh. OK then." The Titans turned back to the TV.

"Oh, to burn that food off we'll have to walk to Canada!" said Dorothy as she and the girls got ready to go for a walk.

"If they walked to Canada from Florida, they would burn off more weight than they already have," said Beast Boy. "Such things are foolish. Nobody can survive with a negative bodyweight."

"That is not true, Friend Beast Boy!" said Starfire. "For on my planet, I weigh exactly -40 Gloorknogs!"

"And . . . how much is a Gloorknog?" asked Robin.

"Precisely -0.5 pounds!"

"That is because the gravity on Tamaran is different than Earth's," said Beast Boy. "That is the only reason that you weigh that much. By the look of you, you weigh precisely 140 pounds."

"140?" asked Starfire, a little shocked. "I must perform the rituals of the bulimic tribe and lose my fat!"

"Nonsense," said Beast Boy, "for when you are taller, you're fat is evenly distributed."

"Oh . . ."

"You sure you're feeling OK, BB?" asked Cyborg.

"I am positive. Now, I must eat my apple before bacteria infects it. Excuse me."

Beast Boy left the Titans in the room, wondering to themselves.

"Something's up," said Cyborg, wondering if Beast Boy's hunch was true.

"You bet!" said Raven. "Everyone knows that apples taste better when they're brown!"

The rest of the Titans stared at Raven, who just smiled and turned back to the TV.


"I am ready, Friend Raven!" sang Starfire from the main room.

Starfire looked just like a Motown singer . . . She had a pink sequenced strapless dress, which clung to her figure nicely.

Raven walked out of the room, wearing a matching dress but in black.

"I still don't see why I have to wear this awful black dress," said Raven as she smoothed out the hips. "It makes me look . . . like . . . a loser."

"Nonsense! Now, we must practice! The show of talents is tomorrow!"

Raven stood next to Starfire, while Starfire pressed a button on a stereo sitting next to her.

"1, 2, 3, 4 . . ."

(A/N: And now, to keep from interrupting the lyrics, I shall make a key. THEY'RE BOTH SINGING AT THE SAME TIME, except when mentioned! When there are lyrics in parenthesis, that is when the other girl sings.)

"STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!"

Peppy music began to fill the room as the two girls began to sing to The Supremes' "Stop! In the Name of Love". Starfire stepped up to her mike and prepared to sing her solo. Raven, in the meanwhile, did that little Motown dance where they move their hips consecutively and snap their fingers.

"Baby, baby I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door.
I watch you walkin' down the street (Hey hey hey)
Knowing your other love you'll meet (Hey hey hey)

This time before you run to her (Aah ah ah ah!)
Leavin' me alone and hurt (Aah ah ah ah!)


(Think it o-over!) Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it o-over!) Haven't I been sweet to you?

Raven and Starfire looked away, then looked ahead again and held out their right hands.

"STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!

STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!

Think it o-over!
Think it o-over!

Raven then stepped up to her mike, leaving Starfire to do the Motown dance.

"I've known of your
Your secluded nights!
I've even seen her
Maybe once or twice!

But is her sweet expression (Hey hey hey!)
Worth more than my love and affection? (Hey hey hey!)

But this time before you leave my arms (Aah ah ah ah!)
And rush off to her charms (Aah ah ah ah!)

(Think it o-over) Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it o-over) Haven't I been sweet to you?

Raven and Starfire did the before motion, then sang again.

"STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!

STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!


Think it o-over!
Think it o-over!

Raven and Starfire then both sang:

"I've tried so hard
Hard to be patient
Hoping you'll stop
This infatuation!

But each time you are together
I'm so afraid I'll be loosing you forever!

"STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!

STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
Before you break my heart!


Think it o-over!
Think it o-over!

STOP!"

"Marvelous!" said Starfire as she pushed the "stop" button. "We are sure to win the show of talents tomorrow!"

Robin walked into the room and grabbed a newspaper.

"Hey Star," he said, looking at the Motown alien. "You look . . . nice in that dress."

"Thank you, Robin," said Starfire, blushing a tad. Robin blushed lightly and left.

Beast Boy walked into the room.

"Beast Boy," said Raven, a little seductively. "What do you think of my dress?" She did a little curtsey.

Beast Boy looked up at Raven.

"Despite the fact that it looks like asbestos, you look very nice."

"Asbestos?" asked Raven, a little confused.

"Friend Raven!" whispered Starfire, a little happy. "If we win the show of talents, maybe Robin and Beast Boy will throw a giant festival for us!"

"And then Beast Boy will be MINE!" shouted Raven, nearly blowing Starfire away.

Beast Boy looked at Raven.

"He'll . . . be mine, just like everything else will be! EVERYTHING WILL BE MINE!"

Beast Boy left the room.

"Nice recovery, Friend Raven," whispered Starfire.

Raven looked at Starfire.

"That wasn't a recovery."

Starfire stared at Raven and slowly backed away.


Beast Boy wondered throughout the hallways, wondering just what there was to do. It was then that he heard noises coming from the garage. Having nothing else to do, he entered and saw Cyborg working on the T-Car.

"Hello, Cyborg," said Beast Boy, heading over to the car.

"Hey BB," said Cyborg, not taking his eyes off his "baby".

"Do you need assistance?"

"Nah . . . Nothing I can't fix. Just a little . . ."

The robot was interrupted when a stream of oil squirted him in the face.

" . . . Didn't expect that to happen."

"How could you not? These components are all wrong."

Beast Boy looked into the hood of the car and fiddled around a bit. He then removed his head. "Try to turn it on."

Cyborg shrugged and made his way towards the ignition, where he inserted the keys. The T-Car came to life, but this time sounded new and had no miles on it.

"BEAST BOY, THIS IS AMAZING!" shouted the robot as he lightly pushed on the accelerator, keeping in mind that it was still in "Park". "I'VE NEVER HEARD IT PURR THIS WELL BEFORE!"

Beast Boy looked under the hood again. Something else wasn't right . . .

In the meantime, Cyborg was laughing his head off as he steered the steering wheel. It was turning so much smoother than it had before!

It was then that Cyborg needed some exhilarating music to listen to while he had the time of his life . . . In one place, that is. He pushed some buttons on the radio and waited for his favorite Pink Floyd song to come on.

. . . But it didn't.

"I've found something interesting, Cyborg," said Beast Boy. "The car's system has been keeping it from running to its full potential. Apparently, the radio and all the other electronic appliances were messing with the normal functions of the car."

" . . . In English?"

"The radio and all other electronics have been disengaged, as the car will not perform its best with them."

"WHAT?" asked Cyborg as he jumped out of the car. "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I CAN'T LISTEN TO THE RADIO OR CD PLAYER ANYMORE?"

"Yes."

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A CAR IF YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO THE RADIO?"

"But the car will perform at its full potential."

"I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS!" Cyborg then looked at his car. "My baby is ruined . . ."

"I can install some . . ."

"CHANGE IT BACK!" shouted Cyborg, fire in his eyes.

"But the car . . ."

"CHANGE IT!"

Beast Boy sighed as he moved some things under the hood around. "Done."

Cyborg grinned as he indeed heard the radio come on again.

"No leave before you bust anything else . . ." Cyborg pointed to the door.

Beast Boy shrugged and left.

Cyborg returned to the hood of his car, only to get blasted by another stream of oil.


Robin paced around the main room, hoping that the rest of the Titans would get there soon. An emergency had fallen before them . . . A huge emergency.

The door opened to reveal Starfire, Raven, and Cyborg.

"Were you followed?" asked Robin as the three walked into the room and sat on the sofa. They shook their heads.

Robin pulled out his infamous general hat and placed it on his head. He then continued to pace back and forth.

"As you are no doubt aware, Beast Boy is acting like a nerd."

"HE RUINED MY BABY!"

"SHUT UP!" shouted the rest of the Titans. Cyborg gladly did so.

"Now, we need to do something," continued Robin. "And ideas?"

The Titans shook their heads.

"Good. Because knowing you, they probably wouldn't work. Anyway, here's the plan. We'll . . ."

Beast Boy poked his head into the room.

"Starfire, your strobe lights and your lave lamp were broken, and your mirror ball had a crack, but I fixed them." He then left.

The rest of the Titans looked at Starfire, who just sat there, embarrassed.

"They were . . . farewell gifts from Tamaran," said Starfire.

The rest continued to stare.

"They were very popular back home."

More staring.

"My . . . Aw, screw it."

" . . . Anyway," continued Robin, "we need to see if we can make him forget that stuff that he managed to learn in one night."

"How will we do that, Leader?" asked Raven.

"I don't know . . . Drop something on his head, or something."

"I'll second that motion," said Cyborg. "We can use Star's mirror ball."

Starfire, however, glared daggers at Cyborg. "Or . . . not . . ." he said, meekly.

"I have statues in my room!" said Raven. "We can hit him with those!"

"But those are real heavy!" said Robin. "We want to make him forget stuff, not kill him!"

"Sure we do!" said Raven, cheerfully. "He said my dress looked like asbestos!"

"But Raven!" said Starfire. "You want him to be yours!"

"Oh yeah . . ."

"I guess it would be too risky," said Robin. "We'll just have to live with a smart Beast Boy."

Beast Boy popped into the room again.

"Hey Robin, your Tickle Me Elmo was broken, but I fixed it." He left.

The others stared.

"It was a baby gift from my parents . . ." said Robin, nervous.

More staring.

"It's the only thing from them that I have left."

More staring.

"It . . . Aw, screw it."


"FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T HATE YOU!"

"YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!"

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING ME!"

Timid sniffled. "You're a . . . bully . . ."

Beast Boy recoiled. "Oh man!" he said, filled with sarcasm. "Look at me, Timid! I'm shakin'!"

"Knock it off," said Raven as she looked over her shoulder.

Beast Boy stopped and headed over to Raven.

"So . . . uh . . ." he said, sitting down next to her. "What's up?"

"I'm trying to think about how we got stuck in here in the first place," said Raven.

"I have an idea, but it's probably wrong . . ."

Raven looked at Beast Boy. "Let's hear it."

Beast Boy adjusted himself to where he was facing Raven. Raven did the same.

"Well, I'm thinkin' that your emotions are taking over our bodies, one by one, while our spirits get sent here."

"So . . ." Raven studied the changeling. "You're saying that our bodies are possessed, and while they're running around up there . . ."

"We're in here."

"So they're taking over our shells, and we're in the spirit world. You and I are just spirits."

Beast Boy nodded. Raven "hmph"ed.

"Not a bad theory," she said, smiling faintly.

"Hey, when you're in a world like this, the only thing you really can do is think."

Raven sighed. "Not necessarily . . ." She looked over to the rest of the Ravens.

"YOU BITCH!" shouted Brave as she slapped Rage. "HOW DARE YOU SMACK MY MAMA!"

Rage yelled back in response.

"WELL, YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE'S FAT!"

Rage yelled again.

"THAT WAS TO A GOOD 'YO MAMA' JOKE!"

Rage, who apparently had had it, bore fangs and leapt at Brave. The two wrestled on the ground for a long time, with Gross and Timid appearing to watch. Gross made some disgusting cheers in Rage's favor, while Timid meekly rooted for Brave.

Brave pinned Rage onto the ground and gave her a smack in the face. Gross, who saw that Rage could possibly lose, walked over to Brave, turned around, squatted, and . . . well . . . is it that hard to figure out?

"UGH!" shouted Brave as she fell off of Rage. "THAT'S VILE!"

"You bully!" meekly shouted Timid. "How dare you!"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" said Brave as she fanned her nose. "THIS MEANS WAR!"

The four Ravens then began to fight . . . Even Timid gave a few punches here and there.

In the meanwhile, Raven and Beast Boy watched in fascination.

"You have a weeeird mind, Raven," said Beast Boy.

"I know . . . I know . . ."

However, the two's pleasant conversation was interrupted when the blue light of doom came down from the sky again.

This time it hit Rage, who screamed when she realized that she wasn't going to be able to finish what she started. The psycho path headed towards the sky and disappeared after a short time

Beast Boy looked from the sky to Raven. "What the hell just happened?"

"Long story . . . Make yourself comfortable."


That's the end of Chapter 3! Hope you guys liked it as much as I liked writing it!

See you next time!