A/N: Hello, everybody! How's life? Good? Awesome! I would just like to let you guys know that this chapter has many guest stars and random appearances! If you get migraines or something because of reading this, well . . . that's pretty much all your problem.
Reviews!
To: bbslilangel: Well poo. I've corrupted someone . . . Oh well. (pokes you with stick) Now fetch me some cookies. I'm hungry.
To The Drewfus: Though I searched your profiled forwards and backwards, I could not find our AIM handle anywhere . . . I am very thankful that you IMed me!
To CreatorofKitty: Yes. Beast Boy was right! Yay! Now he can scare the crap out of us!
To afterdark: Thank you! I must say, a lot of crap changed on this site since I was gone . . . You liked the Beatles reference, eh? I remember I had some trouble figuring out a song that everyone would know . . . and then somehow I managed to pick that one! I'm happy that you're happy that I was happy about your fic!
To VeelaChic: I don't really go for "cute". (smiles) But I'm glad you thought it was! I'll try to keep it all up!
To person: It seems very ironic that it could be fun and boring . . . Those are two very different things! Oh well. I'm glad you thought it was funny, and tell your dad I said hi.
To TitanGhost: Woah . . . I never even thought about putting Robin in a situation like that. (snickers) I have just received an evil idea . . . But I won't use it! It's your idea, after all. Because this website doesn't like URLs in Reviews, the website that you posted didn't appear. You'll have to type each thingy separately. It sucks, I know. Old love songs are way better! All that new crap just kind of freaks me out.
To robinsmaskedgirl: Thank you! Thank you! (bows)
To RabidPumpkinMonkeyGoddess: WRITING IN CAPS IS FUN! AND THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION! I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL USE IT, THOUGH . . . NOT TO INSULT YOU OR ANYTHING! I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE KIND OF HARDISH . . . I MADE UP A NEW WORD! HARDISH! HARDISH!
To YRProcks66: Of course it came out better than when I told you! I didn't want to have to copy and paste all that crap! (falls over) I'm so lazy . . .
To Ra-Cho: What kind of science test do you (or did you) have to take? Was it life science? I'm pretty good with that. (smiles) Robin bashing gives me strength, too! (laughs like you did) I like the way I made Rage, so of course I'm not going to infest Robin with her! It's funny how this site deletes things that show repetiveness . . . In example, your Review says "God night America!" I would tell you to leave the poor changeling alone, but seeing that you pretty much killed him . . . I won't!
To TtitansFan: You do, eh? I guess I do too . . . they're pretty fun to type! I'm glad you like this! (smiles)
To Terra Logan: I'm going to tell that story as my narrative in Speech class. I hope I scare some people that I really hate. I'm so confused about this hole "my friend named Star" thing. (is dazed) Uh . . . I don't remember the funky Tamaranian lights! (smiles) I often forget most of my own stuff! I remember the fat Santa's . . . Did you know that a German invented the American Santa Clause? Weird . . .
To BlackHeart95: I'm glad you thought so!
Enjoy!
Robin sat in the living room, lazily flipping the channels of the large TV. Emeril was on . . . No. He hated gourmet. The Young and the Restless . . . to sappy. Oh! Pokemon! . . . No. It was a re-run.
"Oh, crows!" shouted Robin as he conveniently flipped the channel to Hamtaro. "There seems to be nothing on TV! And this mindless jabbering next to me isn't helping, either!"
And indeed, it wasn't helping. Raven was currently in the middle with a pleasant conversation with Beast Boy.
"So I says to him, I says," laughed Raven, right in Beast Boy's face, "that he doesn't know what he's doing!"
"Interesting . . ." said Beast Boy, taking notes on a clipboard. "Tell me, what happened next?"
"Well, he says to me, he says, 'You're just a meanie!' And I says to him, I says, 'BOOHOO!'"
Robin rolled his eyes, unable to block out the annoying laughter that escaped Raven's mouth.
It was then his supreme ninja-hearing picked something up.
"HEEEEELP!"
"SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE!" suddenly shouted Robin, standing up. "ROBIN, GO!"
Robin ran out of the room, leaving Beast Boy and Raven to continue their conversation. Of course, their un-supreme ears couldn't pick up the sound waves to begin with.
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"HEEEEEELP!" came the voice again, much more clearly and louder this time. Robin knew he was going in the right direction.
"ROBIN! PLEASE! HELP ME!"
"Starfire's in trouble!" shouted Robin. He stopped and pointed down the hallway. "She needs help!"
"HELP!" shouted some other people.
"I NEED SOMEBODY!"
"HELP!"
"NOT JUST ANYBODY!"
"HELP!"
"YOU KNOW I NEED SOMEONE!"
And then all four voices chimed in.
"HEEEELP!"
It was then that John, Paul, George and Ringo appeared, playing their instruments loudly and singing the great song, Help!.
"When I was younger
So much younger than today
I never needed anybody's
Help in any way!"
Robin stopped.
"Sorry guys," he said, "but there's only one person who needs help right now!"
"And who's that?" asked John, taking his hands off his guitar. The other Beatles looked at Robin inquisitively.
"STARFIRE!" shouted Robin, striking a pose with triumphant fanfare playing the background.
Crickets chirped . . .
"Well . . ." said Robin. "See ya!"
The Beatles waved goodbye as Robin continued to run down the hall.
"ROBIN!" came Starfire's voice. "GET YOUR FLORGNIG OVER HERE AND HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE . . ."
"Starfire's died!" shouted Robin as he stopped in front of Starfire's door. A frantic instrumental of Help! could be heard playing loudly in the background.
Robin opened the door quickly, revealing the pink power of Starfire's room. A puddle of red could be seen on the floor.
"Good Lord!" shouted Robin. "She's been murdered!"
The Beatles appeared again and sang, loudly, "DUH DUH DUH!"
"Murdered?" came the caring voice of Starfire from inside her bathroom. "I have not been murdered."
"Oh," said Robin. He then looked over at the Beatles. "OK guys. Thanks anyway."
"No problem," said Paul. "BEATLES, AWAY!"
The Beatles then took flight and flew out of the Tower.
"Robin, I have merely asked for assistance," said Starfire, opening the door to reveal her in her pink dress. "I have dropped my bottle of nail polish, and while bending down to clean it up, the zipper of my gown became undone. I cannot seem to get it back up."
"Oh," said Robin as Starfire walked over to her stereo and lowered the volume of the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's version of Help!. "OK."
"Thank you," said Starfire as she scooted closer to Robin. "Please 'zip me'."
Robin gently grabbed hold of the zipper, his glove wiping against Starfire's bare back. Starfire gave a laugh.
"That tickled!" she said as Robin looked at her slyly.
"Oh it did, did it?" he asked, mischief in his voice.
"Robin . . . What are you . . . NO! STOP!"
Robin began tickling Starfire, who was rolling around on her bed in fits of laughter.
"NO! I-I DEMAND IT! HEE HEE! STOP R-RIGHT NOW!"
Robin pinned Starfire on the bed using his great ninja skills, then continued to tickle Starfire furiously. Starfire lay on her back, trying her hardest to escape Robin without hurting him. Unfortunately, she couldn't fly because of the way he had her pinned down.
"TICKLE TICKLE!" shouted Robin as he continued.
"HA HA! STOP!"
"Where are they?" asked Cyborg as he looked at his digital watch. 4:15.
"Don't worry," said Beast Boy. "If all goes wrong, we can just have Raven teleport us to the competition."
"Right!" shouted Raven as she crawled out from under the kitchen sink. "And besides, we can't go now! I just found my box of Mallomars!"
"Oh . . ." said Cyborg. "I didn't think you would find them that fast."
Raven danced into the room, then quickly plopped her butt onto the couch. She opened her box of Mallomars and began to eat them, one at a time.
"Well, I'm going to go and check on them," said Cyborg.
"She probably has suffered constipation, and will not be able to attend the competition until she has had the proper amount of bowel movements," said Beast Boy.
"What he said," said Raven, spewing chunks of chocolate and marshmallow.
Cyborg just stared at the two on the couch, then left the room. Something wasn't right . . . Starfire was never late for anything. Maybe she did get constipated.
It wasn't long before he got to her room and knocked on the door.
"Starfire? Are you in there?" he asked.
But he didn't get a direct answer. Instead . . . he got laughter!
"Star?"
Cyborg punched in the master code of the Tower, then opened the door quickly.
What he saw, however, made him wish he hadn't done that.
Robin had Starfire pinned to the bed and was leaning over her. Starfire was flushed red, and seemed to have her legs kicked up in midair. The two Titans looked at Cyborg, who looked at them in return.
"Ew . . ." Cyborg finally said. He then ran away.
"Friend Robin?" asked Starfire, freeing herself from Robin's grasp. "Why did Friend Cyborg run away?"
"Don't know," said Robin.
"Please, push the accelerator to the floor," said Starfire from the back. "We are going to be late!"
Cyborg looked at Starfire, confused. "We're already here."
Starfire looked out the window and noticed, sure enough, that they were at the show of talents. "Oh . . ."
"Popcorn?" asked Robin as he showed the bucket to Beast Boy.
"No thanks," said the changeling as he opened up Webster's Collegiate Dictionary for the fifth time that day.
"Popcorn?" asked Robin, showing the bucket to Cyborg. Cyborg shook his head.
"Popcorn?" asked Robin, showing the bucket to a Goth that was sitting next to him.
"AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!" shouted the announcer. "PLEASE, GIVE IT UP FOR TWO SPUNKY LADIES! INTRODUCING . . . THE MOTOWN TITANS!"
Robin and Cyborg stood up. "YAY!" they both shouted. Beast Boy, who didn't look up from his book, waved a small orange and purple flag around.
The curtains opened to reveal Raven and Starfire in their sparkly dresses, back facing the audience. The music then started to flow, and the two girls spun around and waved back and forth.
"BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY!
BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY!
Big girls
DON'T CRY-EYE-EYE!
Big girls
Don't cry!"
The crowd instantly went wild.
"GUYS!" shouted Raven as she ran up to her fellow Titans. "WE WERE JUST INVITED TO SING AT THE MAYOR'S PARTY!"
"Really?" asked Robin, excited. "That's awesome!"
"AND," shouted Starfire, "WE WON FIRST PRIZE!"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?" asked Cyborg, looking at Robin with an open mouth. "AWESOME!"
"Oh, I'm so proud of you!" said Robin as he gave Starfire a big hug. Starfire laughed, then looked at Raven.
"What do you think, Beast Boy?" asked Starfire. "Wasn't Raven wonderful?"
"Yes," said Beast Boy. "She hit that D Flat well."
Raven stood there, waiting for Beast Boy do say something else. He didn't.
"Hey, since you won first place, what did you win?" asked Robin, letting go of Starfire.
"1000 bags of noodles!" shouted both of the girls, filled with happiness.
"NOT FOR LONG!" shouted a female voice from up above.
A large hot air balloon shaped as a retarded cat's head lowered from the sky. Two people from inside fired a bazooka, which shot a net that wrapped itself around the many bags of prize noodles.
"OH NO!" shouted Robin. "IT'S TEAM ROCKET!"
"Prepare for trouble!" shouted a red-haired girl with a funky hairdo.
"Make it double!" shouted a blue-haired boy that was munching on a rose.
"NOT FOR LONG!" shouted Cyborg. "PIKACHU! GO!"
Cyborg threw a red and white ball into the air, which opened up and revealed a yellow retarded rat.
"PIKA!" shouted the rat as he blew the balloon up with 20,000 volts of electric current.
"WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" shouted Team Rocket. "WE ARE EXPERIENCING SLIGHT TURBULENCE!"
"YAY!" shouted the Titans as millions of cooked noodles fell from the sky. Beast Boy waved a small purple and orange flag.
"Starfire!" shouted Raven as she checked the stalls in the women's restroom. "Where are you?"
To no avail, Raven exited the women's restroom and entered the men's.
"Starfire!" called Raven.
"Raven?" came a familiar voice from inside the stalls. Cyborg's head appeared, showing that he was standing on a toilet to look over the "wood" walls. "Why are you in the men's restroom?"
"Starfire's gone missing!" shouted Raven on she threw her arms up into the air. "We go on in five minutes!"
Cyborg shrugged. Raven sighed and left the restroom.
It had been a great party so far. Then again, it was the mayor who was throwing it, so it had to be great. Raven didn't like the fact that everyone had to wear something formal, though.
"Did you find her?" asked the mayor as he walked up to Raven, wringing his hands nervously.
"Nope!" said Raven, cheerfully.
"People are starting to get excited . . . I don't know what we would do if only you could go on."
As if on cue, Starfire entered the room. Except . . . she wasn't all herself. Her gown was all torn up, her hair a mess, and she was panting quite furiously.
"Oh! Starfire!" shouted Raven as she waved spastically. "Over here!"
Starfire turned to Raven, glaring daggers at her.
Raven ran over to the girl, not noticing that she was being stared down. "Come on!" she said, excitedly. "We gotta start!"
"RAAAAR!" screamed Starfire.
"I know! I'm excited too!"
The two girls got on an elegant stage that was centered in the rear of the room, orchestra behind them. Yes, it was a live performance.
The mayor stood in front of them and hit a wineglass with a fork. The soft chatter of the guests died down.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said the mayor as he threw the wineglass over his left shoulder, nearly hitting Raven in the forehead. "It is my pleasure to have with us tonight the winners of the Jump City Talent Show!"
The audience gave a golf-clap.
"And now, without further ado, THE MOTOWN TITANS!"
A lone man in the orchestra played a bass cello, starting a jazzy bass line. A drummer clicked his drumsticks. Raven began to sing, swinging her hips around. Starfire, on the other hand, just stood there confused.
"And the beat goes on
The beat goes on"
Raven waited for Starfire to sing, but the girl never even opened her mouth. Raven stopped moving around and looked at Starfire, confused. A murmur grew in the audience. The music, however, continued to play.
"Starfire?" asked Raven. "You're supposed to sing. You know. Drums keep pounding . . ."
Before Raven could finish her statement, Starfire let out a huge scream and bitch-slapped Raven. Raven, who hadn't expected the sudden movement, fell to her bum.
The crowd gasped.
"TITANS, GO!" shouted Robin from the crowd as he, Cyborg, and Beast Boy leapt onto the stage. Actually, Robin and Cyborg leapt onto the stage. Beast Boy kind of crawled up, though, for he was too short to leap up.
Starfire screeched again, then leapt off of the stage and ran around the room, waving her arms around as she did. Robin and Cyborg leapt off the stage and gave chase and soon chased her out of the ballroom. Beast Boy, on the other hand, had helped Raven off her butt.
"Thanks!" she said. Beast Boy nodded.
The orchestra, who apparently hadn't noticed a thing, began to play another song. Beast Boy and Raven noticed that there were some people waiting for them to do something.
"I've Got You Babe?" asked Beast Boy, noticing the familiar tune.
"Yep!" said Raven, also recognizing the tune.
"You start in D?"
"Yep!"
(A/N: To keep from interrupting the lyrics to this wonderful song so many times, Raven is in italicized font. Beast Boy is in normal font. When they both sing, they are in bold font. Thank you.)
And, sure enough, Raven sang in an enchanting voice.
"They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow.
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me and baby I've got you.
Babe.
I've got you babe!
I've got you babe!
They say our love won't pay the rent.
Before it's earned our money's all been spent.
Well I guess that's so we don't have a plot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we've got.
Babe.
I've got you babe!
I've got you babe!"
The music changed rhythm, and Beast Boy quickly grabbed a bouquet of flowers from a vase and handed them to Raven.
"I've got flowers
In the spring.
I've got you
To wear my ring."
Raven then loudly belted:
"AND WHEN I'M SAAAAAAD
YOU'RE A CLOOOOOWN!
AND IF I GET SCAAAAAARED
YOU'RE ALWAYS AROOOOUND!
Don't let them say your hair's too long!"
Raven took a quick glance at Beast Boy's hair, shrugged, and sang some more.
"I don't care! With you I can't go wrong!
Just put your little hand in mine!
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb!
Babe.
I've got you babe!
I've got you babe!
I've got you to hold my hand.
I'VE GOT YOU TO UNDERSTAND!
I've got you to walk with me.
I'VE GOT YOU TO TALK WITH ME!
I'VE GOT YOU TO KISS GOODNIGHT!
I'VE GOT YOU TO HOLD ME TIGHT!
I'VE GOT YOU! I WON'T LET GO!
I'VE GOT YOU TO LOVE ME SO!
I've goooooot you baaaaabe!
I'VE GOT YOU BABE!
I'VE GOT YOU BABE!
I'VE GOT YOU BABE!
I'VE GOT YOU BABE!"
The mayor smiled as he watched Raven and the replacement of Starfire become a big hit. If those two continued to sing the way they were, they could be on their way to performing at the White House!
It was then that the mayor decided that he needed a potty break.
Realizing that he had had too many celery sticks, the mayor rushed to the bathroom. If only the ballroom wasn't so big . . .
After about ten seconds of weaving in and out of the guests, the mayor managed to make it to the gentlemen's restroom. He hurried to the nearest stall and quickly opened the door.
What he saw, though, was a surprise. Someone was in there!
But it wasn't a guy that had forgotten to lock the door! It was the young Starfire!
The young lady was curled up into a ball, rocking back and forth. She lifted her head, however, when she noticed that the door had been opened. She stared at the mayor with shocked eyes, which then turned angry.
(A/N: If you would like to know what Starfire's general face is, think of her when she was beating the crap out of Kitten in "Date With Destiny". Especially the part where she was lunging and had a snake-like tongue!)
The bathroom door slammed open, and Robin and Cyborg burst into the bathroom.
"Aha!" shouted Robin once he spotted Starfire. "We knew we would find you in here!"
"There was nowhere else to look," said Cyborg, looking down at Robin.
"Oh yeah," said Robin, remembering how he got slapped in the face by the fat lady in the women's restroom. "Either way, GET HER!"
Starfire, however, lunged out of the stall and managed to get out of the restroom before the boys could tackle her.
"She's going back to the ballroom!" shouted Cyborg.
Robin noticed a bucket of soapy water in the corner of the bathroom. And . . . yes! There was a mop inside of it!
Robin ran to the bucket and grabbed the mop, then ran back out of the restroom. Cyborg, having nothing else to do, followed.
Robin, whose name has started three paragraphs in a row, ran into the ballroom once again. He noticed Starfire hanging onto a giant crystal chandelier, which hung in the center of the ballroom's roof. Starfire gave a catlike hiss, which only made Robin more determined.
Robin (good grief) put the mop between his legs and stomped his foot on the ground.
"FLY!" he shouted when he realized that he was not taking flight. "FLY! FLY! FLY! FLY!"
Cyborg caught up to Robin and noticed what he was doing.
"You idiot!" shouted Cyborg as he fwapped Robin upside the head. "Everybody knows that you can't use mops to fly!"
"You can't?" asked Robin, a bit dejected.
"Of course not! You have to use Swiffer!"
Robin smacked his forehead. "Of course!"
Cyborg ran out of the ballroom, out of the Jump City Ballroom, and into one of the city's suburbs. He rudely entered a house and ran into the occupant's kitchen.
"Excuse me," he said as he noticed a family look at him in bewilderment. "I just need to borrow something."
Cyborg opened the panty and looked around. He then smiled when he saw what he was looking for.
"YES!"
"WE CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER!" shouted Raven as she watched another barrage of green energy come flying at her.
Ever since Cyborg had vanished, Starfire had started wrecking havoc. Robin, Raven, and Beast Boy had managed to get all the party guests under tables, which, according to Beast Boy, would last for a very long time.
"Everyone knows that polished wood has outstanding durability," he said as Raven hid under her table. "We just need to stay under here."
Beast Boy then stuck his head out from under the table and looked up at Starfire. She screeched, pointed at him, and lunged a large starbolt.
Beast Boy quickly pulled the tablecloth off of their table and hid back under it. Just one more starbolt . . .
"AAAAAARG!"
Yes! A direct hit! The polished wood had caused the starbolt to be reflected!
"What did you do?" ask Raven.
"The table reflected her own attacks back at her," said Beast Boy, smiling.
"YAY!"
"Our only hope is that she doesn't . . ."
There was a loud boom as the ballroom soon began to get hotter and hotter.
"She did," said Beast Boy.
"What?" asked Robin. "What did she do?"
"In a drunken rage, she fired starbolts at just about everything. Unfortunately, there were several kegs of champagne in the corner of the ballroom."
Robin and Raven sat there.
"You're point?"
Beast Boy just stared at them. "We need to get everybody to leave."
"Why?" asked Raven.
They were soon to find out.
"ME HAIR IS ON FIRE! ME HAIR IS ON FIRE!"
"WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HAIR? WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS?"
"MY FINGERNAIL! IT BURNSSSSSS!"
Raven, Beast Boy, and Robin gulped as they heard more and more screams.
"We've got to get out of here," said Beast Boy as he lifted the tablecloth for them to get out. "Come on."
"Boy," said Raven, "it's a good thing that polished wood doesn't break or catch fire so easily!"
Robin and Beast Boy nodded.
Cyborg flew through the air at eighty . . . ninety . . . one-hundred miles per hour! He saw the Jump City Ballroom come into view. He just hoped that he got there on time.
It was then that he heard sirens behind him.
"Aw crap," Cyborg muttered as he slowed down his mop.
It was the fuzz . . .
Bumblebee, who took part time as Jump City Air Patrol, slowed down next to Cyborg and looked at him.
"Hey, Sparky," said Bumblebee as she took off her patrol helmet and mirror sunglasses. "I've got a question for you. Did you know that you were going eighty miles over air speed limit?"
"Yes," said Cyborg, "and I've got a question for you. How the hell could you see me with those mirror sunglasses?"
Bumblebee fwapped Cyborg upside the head.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" she said, angrily. "YOU WERE SPEEDING IN A SCHOOLZONE!"
"SCHOOL ISN'T IN SESSION!" shouted Cyborg, just as loud.
Bumblebee recoiled. "Ouch. Mediocre burn. Alright, Sparky, I'll let you go this time. But remember . . . You've been warned."
Bumblebee then darted off into the sky.
Cyborg let out an annoyed sigh, then headed back towards his destination. Approaching a ballroom window, he sped up and burst right through it.
"LOOK! UP IN THE AIR!" shouted one of the guests.
"IT'S A BIRD!"
"IT'S A PLAIN!"
"IT'S BETTY WHITE!"
"NO!" shouted a voice that sounded like Raven's. "IT'S CYBORG!"
Cyborg noticed that Starfire was up in the chandelier, except now she was looking right at him. She shrieked, flew up in the air, and zoomed around.
Cyborg leaned forward and zoomed up, causing everyone to gasp in fascination. Starfire looked back at the flying man and threw a couple of starbolts at him. Cyborg easily did a roll to the right and continued flying as though nothing had happened.
Cyborg revealed his sonic canon and took careful aim.
"Steady . . ." he said.
It was then that the face of a boy with shaggy black hair appeared right in fun of him.
"'Scuse me, sir," said the boy in a heavy English accent.
Cyborg had luckily managed to stop from shooting his sonic canon in the boy's face.
"Sorry to bother ya, but have ya seen the Golden Snitch?" asked the boy.
"The Golden . . . Snitch?" asked Cyborg, still flying.
"Yeah! It appears to have made its way over the Atlantic! I've been trying to find the bugger for twenty months, now!"
A green starbolt flew past the boy's face.
"Bloody hell!" said the boy as his eyes widened. "Was that the Snitch?"
"No." Cyborg then put a hand to his stomach. "If this "Snitch" is that gold thing with wings that flutters around, it hit me hard . . ."
The boy paid no attention.
"Apparently, flying over time zones must have caused the Snitch to go haywire! It'll kill us all!"
Another Snitch flew right into the tale of the boy's broom.
"HELP!" shouted the boy as his broom spun out. "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GRYFFINDOR DOWN! I REPEAT, GRYFFINDOR DOWN!"
The broom and the boy hit the ground.
Cyborg shrugged as he sped up on his Swiffer, closing in on Starfire. The angry and psychotic Tamaranian screeched, then tried her hardest to get farther ahead.
"No ya don't!" shouted Cyborg as he revealed his sonic canon once again.
He fired.
"RAAAAR!" shouted Starfire as she fell to the ground, smoke trailing behind her. She landed right in the punchbowl, spraying red juice everywhere.
"YAY!" shouted the party guests. They then cheered some more as Cyborg did a victory lap around the room.
"That was awesome, Cyborg!" shouted Raven as she gave the robot a giant hug.
"Indeed," said Beast Boy. "Having to use calculations to shoot Starfire out of the air was really spectacular."
"Well, that's about all we can do," said Robin as he came up to them. "We've asked the police force to get us a straightjacket for Star. They should be here any minute."
"What'll we do if she becomes conscious again?" asked Beast Boy.
The Titans looked over to the punchbowl, just in time to see Starfire lift and shake her head.
"Aw man . . ." said Cyborg. "Not again . . ."
"Excuse us . . ."
The four Titans looked to their right and noticed two teens, a girl and boy, standing there.
"Have you seen our friend, Harry?" asked the girl. "He sent us a distress call. We think his broom spun out."
It was then that this "Harry" came out of a mass of rubble, covered in dust and bruises.
"BLOODY HELL!" shouted Ron as he pointed to Harry. "Harry was sicked by a magic table!"
While all of this was going on, the four Titans exchanged glances, not really knowing what to think.
It was then Cyborg had a plan.
"Hey! Look!" shouted Cyborg as he pointed over to Starfire. "It's the lady that made the Snitch attack Harry!"
"That lady caused the Snitch to be evil?" asked the boy.
"SHE MUST BE WITH VOLDEMORT!" shouted Harry as he revealed a large, pointy stick and pointed it at Starfire. "ATTACK HER!"
The other two teens revealed their own pointy sticks, and at the same time, the three youngsters gave a loud war cry.
The Titans watched in bewilderment as three teenagers began to lightly and slowly poke Starfire with their pointy sticks.
And they watched in greater bewilderment as Starfire became unconscious once again.
"There's nothing to do," said Raven as she closed her book. "I'm getting sick of this book, and because Rage is gone, Brave isn't fighting. She could fight Timid . . . but why would she do that? Gross is too busy eating her own . . ."
Raven looked around, realizing that she was the only one there.
"AND I'M TALKIN' TO NO ONE!" she shouted, standing up and waving her arms dramatically. "I'M LOSING MY MIND!"
She put one hand to her chest and one in the air, giving a soliloquy.
"AM I TO ROT IN THIS MISERABLE PLACE ALONE, WITHOUT FRIENDS? AM I TO JUST SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR IT ALL TO BE OVER?"
She put a hand to her forehead and looked down on the ground.
"So . . . alone . . ."
"Do you think Friend Raven is OK?"
"Yeah. Probably."
"What may possibly be the problem with her?"
"It's that cheap hair dye she uses. It's finally eaten through."
Starfire and Beast Boy were sitting cross-legged on the ground, quite enjoying themselves, until Raven's soliloquy caused them to stop drawing pictures in the dirt.
"Perhaps we should go over to her and comfort her?" asked Starfire, putting some finishing touches on her blurglesnorf riding a unicorn.
"No," said Beast Boy, drawing the tail of a pony. "She'll be fine."
It was then that Raven walked over to her friends, looked down at them, and cleared her throat. Beast Boy and Starfire looked up at her, waiting for her to say something.
"Excuse me," she finally said, "but when I'm over there having a trauma, you're supposed to come after me and ask me what's wrong."
Starfire looked at Beast Boy. "We are sorry, Friend Raven. Now please, what is troubling you?"
"Nothing!" said Raven, quite dramatically.
"Well," said Beast Boy, "OK."
The two continued their art.
Raven sat down next to Starfire and watched her finish drawing a . . . brownie, or something along the lines, riding a unicorn.
"So . . ." she said. "All you're doing is . . . drawing pictures?"
"Yeah," said Beast Boy. "Draw something."
Raven shrugged and put a finger to the ground. She slowly carefully traced out line after line, and Beast Boy and Starfire watched in fascination.
In about five minutes, Raven had drawn the Mona Lisa.
"That is a very well drawn hong-hongen, Raven," said Starfire as she nodded her head.
"Um . . . Thank you, I guess."
It was then that they heard a scream for help in the distance!
"A scream for help in the distance!" shouted Beast Boy as he stood up and pointed. "We should help them!"
"Don't bother," said Raven, drawing a picture of a demon ripping a man's heart out. "The only ones here are me, you guys, and my emotions. It's probably just one of them being sucked up into oblivion."
It was then that they heard more cries for help.
"TIMID! YOU COWARD! AFTER ALL I'VE TAUGHT YOU, YOU RUN AWAY AND HIDE! HELP ME, NOW!"
Beast Boy, Starfire, and Raven looked at each other.
"Brave," they all said, nodding their heads.
"YOU'RE ALL COWARDS, YOU HEAR! WELL, LISTEN UP, YOU COWARDS! THERE ARE MONSTERS LIVING UNDER ALL YOUR BEDS, AND THE BOOGEYMAN IS REAL! AND EATING RAW VEGETABLES WILL GIVE YOU GAS! BEWARE THE RAW VEGETABLES! BE . . ."
"Good grief," said Raven, "I thought she would never shut up."
Wow . . . this is a long chapter! I hope you guys liked it and all, seeing that most of it is pretty roughly written . . . I was kind of tired that day, I think.
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