A/N: Hey cool! I've had my first pathetic flame! The Reviewer was anonymous, so he/she probably won't get to see this… Anyway, thank you, wazzup, for giving me all those pathetic flames! Their patheticness made me laugh, and making me laugh is something that's very hard to do! (hands you a Triforce90 Cookie)

Reviews!

To bbslilangel: Really? It's that great? (is shocked) I am shocked…

To TitansFan: Actually, she's not! (gasps at his own comment) READ AND FIND OUT! I got Hope eaten by a hawk, because… THIS WORLD SUCKS! WHAT HOPE DO WE HAVE? (calms down)

To The Drewfus: Nope. They're stupid. AND GAY! WAR!

To afterdark: Yes, I am. I never thought I would get sick of it… AND I AM! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! A MOOSE! I've always wanted a moose, but my mom says they're dangerous. You can buy mooses, but they're like… 35,000 dollars or something. I guess it's because they have to catch them first. Poor moose. I'm not a professional, but this guy is! (points to Edgar Allen Poe's grave) Ask him.

To Legnalos: I'm sorry I thought you were new… I forget lots of stuff. Most of the time I can't remember what I wrote on my fics, and I have to look back and read them to remember. It's a pathetic life, I'll tell you.

To Terra Logan: HEY! IT'S YOU! (points) Ooh… I get it now… I'm an idiot. Good for me!

To Lizard Lad: Slade, home decorator! Call him today for free consultations! I used a big word! I haven't read Pandora's Box in a long time, so… live with it! Didn't it say that Hope flew away or something? Maybe it was a bird… AAAAH! MY BRAIN HURTS! I'll read your fic when I can!

To wazzup: In order to your Reviews: Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Hell yes!

To hi: MIB! I had to think to remember what that stood for when I first got your Review… And then I thought I was an idiot. Lucky me.

To disappearer/Syani: Wow… You were not getting jackassed! If I was jackassing you, I would've been a LOT crueler than what I was, if I was even cruel. Yes, you are a Reviewer. So are bbslilangel and afterdark. But just because you're a Reviewer doesn't mean that I have to take your thoughts into consideration. I do not want your constructive criticism. Now don't get me wrong! I'm honored that you would take the time to want to construct me, but I just… don't… want it. Yeah, grammar and stuff, go ahead and help me fix it, but this fic is my idea, and it's going to stay my idea; the way I want it. I know you're only voicing your opinions, and I respect that you want to do something like that. However, I don't want your opinions! And if you think that I was jackassing you this time, you seriously need to toughen up more. There are a lot more cruel people in this terrible society we live in.

To RabidPumkinMonkeyGoddess: Thanks!

To Triforce90: DUDE! YOU JUST FLAMED YOUR OWN STORY! WHAT A LOSER!

To Knyt3-0wl: Nope, I haven't seen the Ring 2. I want to, though. I didn't think the first one was that freaky… I think it was way too overrated. Either way, thanks for the compliment!

To raven rocks: Wow! You just talked like Mickey Mouse! I've never been called Zooloo, King of the Dwarf People before! I just used that to cover up my real name! Of course, I did make myself an OC in one chapter, but that's another story. I don't think I have a favorite character… I like them all the same, except Robin. I do not like Orlando Bloom. Of course, if I did I would be gay, but still he is a scary person and he is not special. Grr. Look for the bashing of the Orlando lovers near the end of this chapter!

To TitanGhost: Yeah, I know. I think I was dead that night, anyway. And I wanted to get it over with, so that's what happened. I hope I didn't hurt you (dies)

To Ra-Cho: Yes I did! (takes back his stuff) Good job on your Science test and stuff. It's not easy. I couldn't help but notice that you wrote "favourite". Are you British? Or English? Whatever they're called XD England has great rock bands! I don't know if I was really sick or not. I think it was just rodeo exhaustion or something. I danced a lot XD

To CreatorOfKitty: Heh… noooooo. I've already had something planned out anyway. (smiles)

To TheSilverChakra: Thanks a lot! I update on a regular basis, so I'm not going to "update sooner". I'm glad you're desperate, though! (laughs)

To YRProcks66: I never remember anything, either. I can never remember what I write, so if somebody says something about it I have to sit down and think until I remember what I wrote. It's a sad world, I'm telling you.

ENJOY NOW!


"OK, then," said Beast Boy, tossing his stone in his hand. "What are we thinking?"

"Well," said Samara, looking at the drug-free stoners. "Cyborg's thinking that I'm a terrible person, Raven's thinking that I'm the crappiest person to walk the face of the planet, Starfire's thinking… something… Robin is wondering what he's going to eat next, and you're thinking… ew…."

Beast Boy blushed, hoping that Samara didn't get the wrong idea.

Good grief I'm a strange person.

"SHE'S LYING!" shouted Robin, gripping his stone. "I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO NEXT!"

"KILL HER!" shouted Cyborg, raising the stone above his head.

The Titans gave their own war cry and threw their stones at the "girl from Hell".

Unfortunately, all of their stones missed.

"THAT SUCKED!" shouted Samara, looking at the pile of stones next to her feet. "I COULD THROW BETTER WITH MY HAIR IN FRONT OF MY FACE!"

Before Samara could continue with her insults, a stone hit her head and she fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Nice throw," said Raven, commenting Starfire's aim.

Starfire grinned and did a curtsey.

"So now what do we do?" asked Robin, looking at the lump of meat in front of them. "She'll probably wake up in a few hours. That'll give us plenty of time to do something with her."

"Let's burry her," said Raven, looking at all the ground before her.

"Ooo…" said the rest of the Titans at once, liking Raven's idea.

"We might as well get to work then," said Robin. "We have no shovels, so we're going to have to dig with our hands."

And so, the Titans set to work, digging a grave for the still-alive girl. To pass the time, they all sang a song.

"When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live.
But in this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry


Say live and let die.
Live and let die.
Live and let die.
Live and let die."

The Titans stopped digging while the hummed a dramatic instrumental, stomping around the hole to the rhythm. Once the instrumental was done, they set back to work while Raven and Starfire, picked Samara up off the ground. Beast Boy, Robin, and Cyborg sang.

"What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do?
You gotta do it well.
You gotta give the other fellow hell!"

They hummed the instrumental once more.

"When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live."

As Starfire and Raven lowered the "girl from Hell" into the hole, they chanted "You know you did/You know you did/You know you did." Beast Boy, Robin, and Cyborg continued to sing as they began putting dirt over the girl.

"But in this ever changing world in which we live
Makes you give in and cry

Say live and let die.
Live and let die.
Live and let die.
Live and let die.''

(A/N: I got these lyrics from a website, so there's no doubt that I messed them up somewhere. So sorry.)

Everyone hummed the instrumental again as they packed the dirt tightly, stomping and jumping to the rhythm. Soon enough, the song ended, and the Titans observed their handy work.

"Nice going!" said Robin. "Let's go somewhere!"

The others smiled and nodded as they followed their leader.

"Where are we going to go?" asked Raven, anxious to know their destination.

Everyone stopped and looked around.

"Um…" said Robin.


All was quiet in the land of Raven's mind. The sky was black and red, as usual, and there were none of those little ravens hopping around and screaming. Yes, it was a nice day, and there was nothing strange about it. However, one would notice the obvious change in soil, as if someone had dug a hole and then covered it again.

All of the sudden, a hand burst out of the spot in the ground and wriggled around in the air. The hand put itself on the ground and pushed, as if trying to get something out. Before too long, a girl with pale skin and black hair surfaced from the ground, gasping for breath.

"Freedom!" shouted the girl, getting herself completely out of the dirt and crawling forward on the ground. Getting up on her knees, she looked up into the sky with her arms wide and shouted, "FREEDOM!"

OK, so maybe there were some unusual things going on. So what?

Samara looked around, anxious to know if there were any predators in site.

"Spastic freaks," muttered Samara to herself, grumbling. "If they would've let me talk, I wouldn't have gotten the crap beaten out of me."

Getting on her feet, she dusted herself off and continued to look around, hoping to find some signs of life. Getting worried, Samara began to walk around, hand on her chin.

"If I were a super hero, where would I be…?"

Samara noticed something in the distance. She couldn't quite figure it out what it was from where she was standing, but she was filled with hope either way.

Running towards the object, she stopped in front of it and took a good look at it. It was a sign half of her height in the middle of nowhere… Why would there be a sign in the middle of nowhere?

Shrugging, Samara bent down on her knees and read what was on the sign.

"YOUR SUPER HERO FREAKS CAN BE FOUND THAT WAY, YOU NIMROD!"

Looking to her left, Samara could faintly see the green kid, flailing his arms around as a little black bird with red eyes chased after him. Sighing with relief, Samara made her way over.


"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" shouted Beast Boy, running as fast as he could from a little bird that was about 1/8 of his size.

"If you stop running away from it, it'll go away," said Raven, sitting on the ground and trying to ignore his screams.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT'LL BITE MY HEAD OFF!"

"Do what she says, BB," said Cyborg, not looking at the changeling. "I don't think she would do anything to get you hurt."

Shaking with fear, Beast Boy stopped in his tracks and waited for the bird to go away. The bird stopped near Beast Boy, sniffed him, and hopped on his head.

"W-What is it doing?" asked Beast Boy, trying his hardest to stop shaking in his boots.

"It's normal," said Raven. "If you don't do anything long enough, it'll go away."

From the side, Robin and Starfire were supposed to be sharing a moment, but were interrupted when they noticed that a small black bird was sitting on top of a frightened Beast Boy.

"Should we help Friend Beast Boy?" asked Starfire, looking at Robin.

"No," said Robin, shaking his head.

"Friend Robin, I could…"

"No."

"Are you…"

"Yes."

Sighing, Starfire watched as the bird sat on her friend's head.

"I-I want it off of me, R-Rae," said Beast Boy, not able to stop his shaking.

"Really, Beast Boy. If you leave it alone, it'll go away."

"P-Please… M-Make it go away…"

"No. I keep telling you, if you leave it alone it'll go away. Trust me."

Beast Boy did as Raven told once more, trying his hardest not to make any sudden movements that would make the bird attack.

"I'm OK…" thought Beast Boy to himself. "There's nothing to be afraid of. If Raven says it'll go away, it'll go away. But… what if it decides to poke my eye out? What if it chops my ear off with those massive fangs…?" Beast Boy began to nervously sweat even more as he felt the bird shift around. "What if it poops on my head?"

Beast Boy made a nervous squeal, trying to take his mind off the bird the best he could.

"A B C D E F G," he sang, "H I J K L M N O P. Q R S. T U V. W X. Y and Z… Now I know my ABCs. Next time won't you sing with…"

"There you are!" said a feminine voice from behind him. Then, right after he heard it, he felt something GRAB HIS SHOULDER! AAAH!

"AAAAH!" shouted Beast Boy, leaping at least two feet into the air. Fortunately for Beast Boy, it was only Samara. Unfortunately for him, the bird let out a penetrating scream as it was disturbed from its resting place.

"Nice going," said Raven. "I would run now, if I were you."

Beast Boy gladly did as Raven told when the black bird bared its razor sharp fangs again, chasing after Beast Boy with a death glare in its eyes.

"What is that?" asked Samara, pointing to the black bird.

"It's a bird," said Raven. "What are you doing here? We buried you alive."

Before Samara could answer, Cyborg pointed at the "girl from Hell" and screamed. "ZOMBIE!" he shouted, getting up and running away.

Raven and Samara "sweatdropped" as the robot ran over to Robin and Starfire, who in unison screamed and ran around with the robot. Beast Boy had apparently gotten rid of the bird, asked what was up, and also began to scream, flapping his arms around in fright.

"Do they act like that all the time?" asked Samara.

"Not really, but it happens a great deal."

The two girls watched as the other four continued to run around, scream, pull out their hair out, etc.

"So," said Raven, striking a conversation once again. "How did you get out?"

"I dug through."

"Ah," said Raven, nodding. "Now why are you here?"

"Well, I just thought I'd tell you that you almost killed an innocent girl, and if you killed an innocent girl, that makes you a MURDERER!"

Raven looked at Samara. "What do you mean? How can you be innocent?"

"I wasn't the one that did this to you. It's your own fault."

"What?" asked Raven.

The rest of the Titans had somehow managed to hear the two girls' conversation, for they had stopped their spastic running and were now listening in.

Samara began to speak again. "When you saw that I had come back on your TV, you were thinking that I had come to curse you again. You were nervous and frightened, and for some reason I guess your emotions got out of control, causing them to leave this place. After they were free, they were then sent into your bodies, possessing every one of you."

Samara looked at the others. "So if you really want to kill someone, kill her."

Raven looked at her friends as they reached down and picked up some stones. All except Starfire, that is.

"Should we not be trying to escape from here?" asked Starfire. "I wish to be back at my home, please."

Everyone dropped their stones.

"She's right," said Robin. "No offense, Rae, but this place sucks."

"Thank you," said Raven. "I'm honored."

"But how are we going to get out?" asked Beast Boy. "There's no way!"

"Perhaps that door with the word 'EXIT' above it will get us out?" asked Starfire, looking to her right.

The Titans looked to their right as well to see a steel door in the edge of a cliff with a neon "EXIT" sign above them.

"Why didn't you tell us that was there in the first place?" asked Cyborg.

"You never asked!" said Starfire, smiling. "And besides, I thought it would be an exhilarating experience for us to try to live in this place for as long as we could."

The Titans and Samara looked at the alien, wondering what to do with her. Finally, Raven spoke up.

"Permission to kill?"

"No," said Robin. "As much as I want to myself at the moment, we might need her later."

Raven snapped her fingers in disappointment.

"But the question is," started Cyborg, "how are we going to get Rae's emotions out of our bodies and back in here?"

"Well," said Samara, "maybe they'll be driven out, like we were driven out as well. All we can do is hope for the worst."

The Titans looked at Samara.

"Best," she said, quickly. "Hope for the best."

"Right…" said Robin. Then, looking back at the door, said, "Alright guys. Let's do this. Raven?"

"Check," said Raven.

"Beast Boy?"

"Check!"

"Starfire?"

"Present!"

"Cyborg?"

"Yo!"

"…Samara?"

"Ready and mentally disabled!"

"Then let's go!"

And so, the Titans and the "girl from Hell" marched through the steel door, ready to face what was ahead of them.


"How long have we been in here?" asked Beast Boy, a dull monotone in his voice.

Cyborg looked at his watch. "Four hours."

"What is supposed to be happening?" asked Starfire.

"Raven?" asked Robin. "Do you know."

"This is usually something that happens to me when I return from the mirror to my room," said Raven, looking around her. "It's never looked like this before… Of course, we could all be stoned…"

The reason for Raven saying this is because… well… it definitely looked like LSD Land. Pools of flowing tie-dye made up the walls and floor, causing the Titans to feel dizzy at most times, yet they would stare in wonder.

"Who's that?" asked Beast Boy, pointing ahead of him. The rest of his comrades looked ahead to see that Beast Boy was pointing at a young teenage boy, sitting on the "floor" meditation style. The boy was wearing light blue bellbottom pants with no shoes to cover his feet. A Led Zeppelin shirt covered his torso, while a white top hat covered his head. The top hat itself appeared to be made of felt, and the height of the hat was only about a foot in both height and circumference. The Titans plus one could easily see that he had long brown hair, which barely went over his eyebrows, and was wearing a flower behind his left ear.

"No idea," said Raven. "I've never seen him here before."

"Let's go ask him!" said Starfire, ready and anxious to make a new friend.

"Woah woah woah, Star," said Robin, pulling the anxious girl back. "It could be dangerous. He has a laptop, which could have a bomb planted in it."

The Titans plus one looked back to the boy and saw that indeed, he was typing furiously at a laptop, raising his fingers two inches into the air before bringing them down on a key.

"But Robin," said Starfire, turning her attention back to Robin. "He looks to peaceful to be a terrorist. May I go say 'hi'?"

Robin sighed. "Fine. But if you get killed it's not my fault."

Starfire clapped with joy and flew over to the boy.

Meanwhile, the boy was singing a whacked up song.

"Type type type!
Gripe gripe gripe!
Write write write!
Wipe wipe wipe!

I am insane
I am writing a story
About people going weird
Without making it gory

I will never have a wife
But I don't like the girls at my school
I need some one like Keara…
Dark, yet funny and cool!

But she lives far away
And it makes me mad.
Oh well! No difference!
Ihave an awesome hat!


GO GANDALF! GO!
FIGHT THE MACHINE!
WHY DO YOU WEAR GRAY OR WHITE?
YOU SHOULD BE WEARING GREEN!

IT'S YOUR COLOR, YOU SPAZ!
Why am I saying this?
Has it finally eaten through?
My cheap and inexpensive shampoo?

M y brain could be roasted!
It could be fried like beans!
But I don't do drugs at all
For I'm the drug-free hippie."

Starfire landed in front of the boy with a huge smile on her face. "Hello hippie/Led Zeppelin/Lynyrd Skynyrd person! My name is Starfire!"

The boy looked up from his computer screen and stared at Starfire with wide eyes. "You have red hair!" he said.

"Yes! And you have brown hair!" said Starfire, not weirded out at all by the strange writer person.

"I like girls with black hair better," said the boy, typing once again.

"My sister has black hair, but she is evil and you will not like her. What are you doing here?"

"This is my home!" said the boy, looking at Starfire and grinning.

"It is a strange place to call home," said Starfire, looking at the "walls", "floor", and "ceiling".

"Whatever," said the boy, typing away furiously.

"Can you tell me how long it will take for me to reach the end of this tunnel?" asked Starfire. "My friends and I are lost, and we need to get back home."

"This place has no end," said the boy, not a hint of concern in his voice.

"Are you fo' rizzle?" asked Starfire.

The boy looked up. "I do not speak in Gangsta. It hurts me."

"I'm sorry, but I did not know, for I just met you. Let me try again." Starfire cleared her voice. "Woah! Like, are you for real, man?"

"Totally," said the boy, not seeming to care at what was going on. "But I can send you back to wherever you need to go."

"Ah, man, are you kidding?"

"Nope! I can send you there… with my laptop!"

"Awesome, Dude!"

"You do not need to talk like that anymore."

Starfire shrugged. "Alright." Then, calling her friends over, she told them about this kind yet freaky kid and how he could get them home.

"Get in a circle and hold hands," said the boy.

The Titans plus one shrugged and did as they were told.

"Now what?" asked Robin.

"Now you say 'BYZEY BYE!'"

The Titans plus one wondered what that was supposed to mean, but they didn't have much longer to think because before they knew it, they were being sent up, up, up!

"FLY! FLY!" screamed the boy. "FREE BIRD!"

(A/N: That's a song, by the way. A GREAT SONG! BUY A LYNYRD SKYNYRD CD NOW!)

"What a weirdo," said Samara, making the crazy sign.

"He is my new friend!" said Starfire, fwapping the "girl from Hell" upside the head. "That reminds me…" Then, looking back to the boy, Starfire shouted, "What is your name?"

The boy looked up. "People often know me as Triforce90, but you may call me Tri!"

"Later, Tri!" said Starfire, waving.

The Titans plus one, not knowing what to do, waved as well.


Raven opened her eyes slowly, unsure of what was going on. All she could remember was that after she met that person… Tri, or whatever, she had been knocked out.

She didn't necessarily feel normal, either. Something was wrong. For one thing, they certainly were in the tower again. It looked like the evidence room, in fact. Why she was in the evidence room, she didn't know.

But what she really noticed was that she was on one of the stands that held the evidence in the… evidence room. But what was she doing there? And why was everything so much bigger?

"Ooh…" said a feminine voice.

"Who's there?" asked Raven, ready to take action.

"It's me. Samara. And could you quit shoving and give me some space?"

"What?" asked Raven. "What do you mean?"

Raven then felt a force push against her. Soon enough, she felt crowded and cramped. "Now could you give me little space?" asked Raven.

"What do you want me to do?" asked Samara, frustrated. "There's nowhere else for me to go!"

"Are you saying that we're in something?" asked Raven, a little weirded out.

"Yeah," said Samara. "We may be in a box with holes in it or something… I don't know. But you keep pushing against me, and I feel like I'm going to burst."

"Sorry," said Raven, not moving to give Samara some room.

"Where are we, anyway?" asked Samara.

"The evidence room. But I think we're a bit of the evidence. We're on one of the display stands."

"Do you feel a lot shorter?"

"Yeah."

"Me too. Should we try getting off of this thing, then?"

"No. Let's wait for the others to wake up."

And so they did wait. What they did, I do not know. Girl talks, maybe? But what did they talk about? Makeup? PMS? BOYS?

"Orlando Bloom is not hott," said Raven.

"I know," said Samara. "What is it with those girls anyway?"

"And why do they say he's 'yummy'?"

"OH!" said Samara, mocking a preppy girl, "ORLANDO BLOOM IS SO YUMMERLY!"

"Yummy, not yummerly."

"Whatever."

"Hey… Do you hear something?"

"Kinda sorta. What do you think it is?"

The two girls sat in silence, waiting for something else to happen.

"Something's moving," said Raven, figuring it out.

"No… Really? I thought it would be… wait… OH MAN! I'VE GOT NOTHING WITTY! I'M DRY!"

"So go soak your head."

The two girls turned their heads to see Beast Boy… But…. Beast Boy was… different…

"Oh my God…" said Raven, staring in fear.

Beast Boy, too, stared at the two girls.

"Raven…?" asked Beast Boy.

"Beast Boy…?" asked Raven. Samara just stood there in shock.

The three of them then shouted at once. "AAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE MARIONETTES!"

"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?" asked Raven, freaking out. "DAMN YOU, TRI!"

"And…" said Samara, not able to think of anything to say. "…YOU TOO, THE PERSON THAT HELPED HIM THINK OF THIS!"

"Wait…" said Beast Boy. "Samara's not here… So how can I hear her?"

Raven and Samara just stood there, unable to think of anything.

Then, Beast Boy snapped his wooden finger. "I've got it! You two…"

"ARE SHARING THE SAME PUPPET!" shouted the girls, freaking out even more.

"HOW COME I DON'T GET A PUPPET?" asked Samara, yelling at the sky. Then, looking at Raven, she shouted, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"MY FAULT?" asked Raven. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THE PUPPET KING DIDN'T MAKE A PUPPET AFTER YOU!"

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS, BUT I DON'T CARE!" Then, Samara shoved Raven. "GET OVER THERE AND GIVE ME SOME SPACE!"

"NO!" Raven shoved Samara back. "YOU GET OVER THERE AND GIVE ME SOME SPACE!"

Beast Boy just watched in fascination as the Raven puppet fought with itself.


What a screwed up turn of events! Will things get any weirder? Of course!

Thanks to TitanGhost for helping me think of the "EXIT" sign door and the puppet thingy. You rock, man!

Review now, pweese!