A/N: WELL HOWDY! Looks like this is the last chapter of the When Titans Go Weird saga! A pity, really. Bleh.

Just a note to my loyal fans, now that this is over, I am not posting any multi-chaptered fics up until the end of summer. Of course, I'll post the occasionally one shot, but only until summer comes. Then, it'll stop, and once summer is finished, I'll begin writing again! OK?

Now let's respond to the Reviews, OK? OK!

To bbslilangel: Hey cool! I'm funny and amazing! That's so special… (cries)

To TitanGhost: Well I made you wait, and now you get to read. Good for you!

To TitansFan: YES! IT WAS ALL RAVEN'S FAULT! Too bad I like her. I wonder why I didn't make it Robin's fault… Huh. See ya!

To Lizard Lad: Thank you. I think chocolate is the greatest of all brown foods, but I guess fudge has chocolate in it… Hmm…

To The Drewfus: I've never heard the Guns N' Roses one, but the Paul McCartney is pretty good. It's got a lot of classical instruments… And when classical instruments are played in rock music, it's pretty good!

To Terra Logan: Because if people didn't know that my name was Wade, they would get confused, and then I would have all these whiny little Reviewers asking me who Wade was.

To afterdark: Not a crow! A raven! I could fwap you for your idioticness, but what would be the point in that? (ponders) Who Let the Dogs Out? I don't like that song that much. Sorry. (frowns) Wait… beforedark… OOOO! I get it now!

To CreatorOfKitty: Wait… Were all the girls in your class reading my fic? That's special…

To Legnalos: I was wondering what the "S" meant.

To disappearer/Syani: You were still trying to get me to change the plot in my story, and I do not appreciate that. Before I go, may I ask you what was so insulting that just totally cheesed you off some time ago? If it was that Raven getting sprayed with mace… Dude, lighten up. She's a cartoon character.

To Baka Zero: Yep! I sure did! Thanks for being one of the only ones to notice!

To Ra-Cho: Ooo… I forgot all about Australia. Sorry. So I'm guessing you live near the ocean, huh? Yeah, I guess that would kinda make sense. It depends on who was at the rodeo when you wanted me to dance. If it was some country singer, then trying to get me to dance would be pointless. Maybe Lynyrd Skynyrd came again! Live and Let Die is a James Bond movie? Mmm… How did I end up in Raven's mind? I guess I'm just… special? I flamed my story because I was bored. I'll let you have your fun with Beast Boy, but prepare for him to escape! MWAHAHAHA! AND THEY'RE PLAYIN' ONE OF MY FAVORITE ZEPPELIN SONGS AS I WRITE THIS! (dances to Kashmir) Keep in touch, OK?

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To Gemma: I thought that "flattering" said "flattening". That would've been different. And hey, thanks for staying up all night just for the story. That touches a place in my heart that I've never been able to touch… Woah… That sounded weird…

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And now we have the final chapter! Yay!


"How long have they been at it now?"

"'Bout an hour…"

Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Starfire watched from their tiny puppets as the Raven puppet continued flopping around, spazzing out, etc.

"Have you decided what we should do about our situation, Friend Robin?"

"No," said the Robin puppet, making a noise as its wooden lips clashed against each other. "But I'm guessing that we're going to have to get Raven to use her mirror, somehow, someway. How, I haven't really…"

"ROBIN!" shouted Raven.

The four puppets looked over to the Raven puppet, wooden eyes wide with curiousness.

"Yes?" asked the Robin puppet.

(A/N: Yeah, you get the point.)

"TELL THIS FREAK THAT I AM NOT ANOREXIC!"

"DON'T GIVE ME ANY CRAP, GOTH CHICK!" shouted Samara, though it appeared that Raven's lips were moving. "YOU DO ALL THAT STUFF JUST SO YOU CAN GET INTO THAT TERRIBLE SPANDEX OUTFIT!"

"IT'S A LEOTARD, RETARD! AND HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF LATELY? YOU LOOK LIKE A BROOM!"

"I LIVED ON A FARM, DUMBASS!"

The rest of the Titans "sweatdropped" as the Raven puppet fought some more.

Finally, Starfire got pissed.

"SHUT UP!"

Raven and Samara both froze in mid-combat, staring at the alien in shock.

Starfire smiled when she realized that the two girls had actually stopped.

"You probably shouldn't have done that…" said Cyborg. "There could've been a chance that Rae's emotions heard us."

"I haven't said a single thing in this chapter thus far," said Beast Boy.

"You just did," said Samara, making the Raven puppet smile.

The Titans plus one sat there for a while, not knowing what to do.

"Hey Rae?" asked Samara.

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry for pushing you around and stuff… I was just a little… mad."

"That's OK. I understand."

"Truce?"

"Truce."

The Raven puppet shook hands.

"That's sweet," said Cyborg, putting a wooden finger into his mouth. "I think I'm…"

"Shh…" said Robin, putting a finger to his lips.

It took a while for the Titans to understand why the Boy Wonder had done what he did. It wasn't too long after that that they heard footsteps outside of the evidence room.

Then, a person yelling out words to musical notes...

"RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD!
AND JUST LIKE THE GUY WHOSE FEET ARE TOO BIG FOR HIS BED!"

"That's awful," said Beast Boy, covering his ears with his hands.

"No kidding," said Samara. "I wonder who that is."

"That's me…" said Raven.

"Oh…"

The singing outside of the room stopped, along with the footsteps.

"They might have heard us," said Starfire, not moving an inch.

"Ravemara," said Robin.

"Huh?" asked Raven.

"Ravemara. That's you."

"What about Saven?" asked Samara.

"No way," said Raven. "That sounds Ghetto."

"And Ravemara doesn't?"

"Shut up."

"You shut up!"

"Both of you shut up!" said Beast Boy.

The two girls obliged.

"Now then," said Robin, ready to continue. "Ravemara, get off of the stand and try to get to Raven's room. We need Raven to get the mirror and do something to her emotions. Or a spell… Just something to get us out of this mess."

Before Ravemara could nod, the door to the evidence room slid open, revealing a freakishly-happy looking person.

"Is someone in here?" she asked, pep in her voice.

The Titans plus one tried their hardest to keep still.

"Helloooooooo?"

The person took a step forward and into a beam of light, which was coming from a window in the wall. Where was the window? I don't know. Why do you care? Either way, the person stepped into the light, revealing her face.

Ravemara gave out a gasp, then a "Shh" following after it.

Apparently, this was Raven's shell, being controlled by one of her emotions. Due to the fact that she looked freakishly-happy, there was a chance that the emotion was… Happy.

Happy began humming to herself as she looked at all the different object in the room. She was inspecting each one, like an airport security guard checking for shoe bombs.

As Happy began to get more and more close to the Titans, the Titans seemed to get more and more still. In any moment, Happy was going to inspect the puppets.

Finally, that moment arrived.

"DOLLS!" shouted Happy, gasping for joy and bringing her face closer.

Beast Boy almost wet himself when he noticed Happy's nose was right in front of his face. Thank goodness that right now, he can't.

"AND THEY LOOK JUST LIKE MY FRIENDS!"

Happy grabbed the Beast Boy doll in her left hand and the Robin one in her right. "This is all too perfect…"

Ravemara, who was still on top of her post, began to speak to herself quietly.

"We need to get out of here."

"Now?"

"Yes. Robin wants us to get to my room and do something to help us. We're not going to get anywhere if we stay on top of this pedestal."

Samara nodded. "How are we going to do this, then? Should I work the left side and you work the right?"

"How about I work the upper portion and you work the lower."

"Hell no! That's like having your skinny body squishing my petite and fragile one!"

"Fine! Get on the right, and I'll be on the left."

"But I wanna be on the left side!"

"STOP IT!"

That was a mistake on Raven's part…

Happy looked at Ravemara in shock. "You can talk?" she asked, more happiness than usual in her voice.

"Uh oh…"

"GO! MOVE IT!"

Ravemara jumped off of the pedestal and landed on the floor, her wooden feet making a "click" as they did.

"NO!" shouted Happy, dropping the Robin and Beast Boy puppets onto the floor. "COME BACK, ME!"

The rest of the Titans watched in hope as Ravemara scooted out of the door and made a right, followed by Happy.

"Well," said Cyborg, "at least we know where they're going. I just hope they get away from… Raven."

"Do not worry, Friend Cyborg. I believe we have other things to worry about."

"Like what, Star?"

"Well… for one thing, Friends Robin and Beast Boy seem to no longer have heads."


"THERE!"

Ravemara pointed to a large steel door in front of them with the word "RAVEN" marked on it in neat print.

The puppet skidded across the floor, stopping just in front of the barricade.

"HOW DO WE OPEN IT?" asked Samara, flailing her arms around.

"I DON'T KNOW!" shouted Raven.

Ravemara looked over her shoulder to see Happy, wondering where the puppet was. Apparently the two girls had managed to loose her at one of the Tower's many intersections. They just hoped that she wouldn't be able to find them.

The two girls sighed in happiness as they saw Happy shrug and walk off.

Turning her attention back to the door, Ravemara put a hand to her chin and studied it.

"We're going to have to scale the door," said Raven.

"What?"

"I said we're going to have…"

"I know what you said, but do you actually think that we can climb up that?"

Raven shrugged. "Might as well try."

Samara let out a sigh. "Alright…"

Ravemara walked up closer to the door and looked up. A perfectly flat door stood in front of them like one of the hardest cliffs to climb.

Ravemara lifted her right hand and put it against the door.

"On second thought…" said Raven, "the door is too smooth to climb."

"So what now?"

Raven smiled. "I've got an idea…"


"It's no use, Star," said Cyborg, trying to mash Robin's head onto his neck. "It's broken for good."

"I am just thankful that the Puppet King gave us joints."

Starfire once more tried to stick Beast Boy's head and neck together, but to no avail. In frustration, she spiked Beast Boy's head like a football, which bounced up and down.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!"

"OH! I AM SO SORRY, FRIEND BEAST BOY! I FORGOT THAT YOU WERE STILL IN YOUR HEAD!"

"DOOOOOON'T WOOOOORY ABOOOUT IIIT!"

Meanwhile, Cyborg looked at Robin's head. "Your heads hollow." Cyborg then laughed at his own joke.

Robin's puppet shook its fist at Cyborg.

"Yeah… I know… But now you have no head, and you can't talk! What fun!"

The Robin puppet crossed its arms.

"Friend Cyborg," said Starfire, walking up with Beast Boy's head in her hands, "I believe we should go and try to cause the distraction. We do not know if Ravemara is alright or not."

"True," said Cyborg. "We might as well get going. Should we look in the living room, first?"

Starfire shrugged.

"Fine by me," said Beast Boy.

Robin shrugged as well.

"Alright then… PUPPETS! GO!"

And so, the three puppets waddled across the floor, faster than the speed of light.

…Divided by A LOT.


"This is a great idea, Hun, but just HOW are we going to get this… thing… all the way to your bedroom door?"

Ravemara was now currently in Starfire's room, staring at a tall candle. Raven hadn't seen the Candle of Bondage for sometime and was rather shocked that it was now so huge.

"First off, don't call me Hun. Secondly, we're going to carry it."

"Yeah, but don't you think we'll get, you know… crushed?"

Raven sighed. "You have a point…"

Ravemara stood there, waiting for an idea to strike.

"We could push it across the floor."

Raven shrugged. "Sounds good to me."

And so, Ravemara positioned herself behind the candle and put her hands onto the wax.

"1 2 3 PUSH!"

The two girls pushed, and the candle toppled over.

"Nice," said Samara.

"Shut up. We're going back to carrying it."

"Fine. But if my back breaks and I die, that means you killed me. And if you killed me, that makes you a…"

"Right."

Ravemara somehow managed to get the candle into the air and onto her back. Success!

"I think I just heard a pop…"

"Shut up."

"Yeah."


"OK team… Brace yourselves. They might be in there."

Starfire and Robin braced themselves, while Beast Boy… did… something…

"What am I supposed to do?" asked Beast Boy.

"I don't know," said Cyborg, shrugging. "Roll around and cause a diversion, I guess."

Beast Boy smiled. "Right!"

Starfire set Beast Boy down onto the floor and put her hands up against the door. "Shall we push on the 3 count?"

"I think that's really the only way we can actually get the door open." Cyborg put his own hands up against the door. "Come on, Robin!"

Robin stumbled up to the door and put his hands up against it as well.

"On the count of 3! 1! 2! 3!"

The door was then opened by someone on the other side, causing the three puppets to fall to the ground. Beast Boy, however, looked up to see what had opened it.

He screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

There, right above him, was himself.

"I thought I heard voices coming from the other side of the door," said the Beast Boy. "My theory was correct. The puppets that were in the evidence room have been possessed. You are obsolete and must be destroyed."

Cyborg, who had gotten up from the floor, looked over at the Beast Boy head next to him. The head did the same and looked up at Cyborg.

"Intelligence," they both said, nodding. Well… Cyborg was nodding. Beast Boy can't nod.

"ATTACK!" shouted Starfire, getting up off of the floor and pointing.

The four Titans ran/rolled into the living room, underneath Intelligence's legs. Intelligence had made a move to grab the puppets, but missed by exactly 3.24909382759807 inches. Ouch.

"What's going on?" asked a Robin from the couch, looking over his shoulder. "We just heard someone screaming."

It was then that he noticed four puppets running/rolling towards him.

"WHAT THE…?" he asked, not noticing that Cyborg had gotten off of the couch, running around screaming.

"THEY DON'T LIKE US!" he shouted, running over to a corner. "They don't like me…"

The Cyborg puppet stopped and noticed his body over in a corner, bundled up in crying.

"I'm a wuss!" said Cyborg, pointing at Timid.

"Stop!" said Starfire, running past her friend. "We must cause the diversion!" Then, turning to her left, she shouted, "BEAST BOY!"

Beast Boy rolled over to his puppet friend, who picked him up and brought her arm back.

"W-What are you doing?" asked Beast Boy, panicking.

It was too late, however, as he was flying through the air and towards the Robin's face.

"OW!" shouted both Robin and Beast Boy, who had hit the formers right eye. The Robin then clutched the minor injury and screamed.

"AAAAAH!" he shouted. "I'M RIGHT EYE BLIND!"

This brought back familiar memories to the Titan puppets, and they wondered just where in the world Robin's eye patch was.

"THAT'S IT!" shouted the Robin. "I KNOW WE HAVEN'T DONE MUCH, BUT PREPARE FOR A WHOOPIN'!"

"Brave…" said Cyborg, looking over to Starfire.

Little did the three Titan puppets notice that Robin was stumbling around, wondering where in the world he was. Intelligence bent down and grabbed hold of the stumbling puppet, bringing it to his face.

"Hello," said Intelligence, noticing that Robin was trying to throw a couple of punches at some invisible enemy. "Apparently, you're spine and your head have been disconnected. How in the world did you survive? Apparently your…"

Intelligence was cut off when Robin managed to hit him, square in the jaw. This caused him to drop Robin, who hit the floor with a thud. In no time, he got up and ran around, arms flailing.

Straight across from him, Starfire was engaged in a furious fencing battle with Brave!

"GIVE UP, FIREWOOD!" shouted Brave, moving his… silver shiny thing around at rapid speed, which came in contact with Starfire's silver shiny thing. "MORTALS DON'T STAND A CHANCE!"

"AHA!" shouted Starfire, doing a quick counterstrike. "BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TAMARAN, WE LIVE UP TO BE 8000 YEARS OLD!"

Starfire did a quick thrust with her silver shining thing, right into Brave heart.

"AAARGH!" shouted Brave, kneeling onto the ground and clutching her… his… its… chest. "YOU KEELED ME!"

"HAHA!" shouted Starfire, lifting her silver shiny thing above her head. "YOU EARTHLINGS SUCK!"

"OHO! BUT WHAT'S THIS? IT ONLY APPEARS THAT MY STAB WOUND IS A CENTIMETER DEEP!"

Starfire dropped her silver shiny thing. "Oh…"

"THAT'S IT! I'M PUTTING THIS IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW!"

Brave headed over to a cage in the corner, which the Titan puppets had failed to notice in the first place.

"SEE THIS? THIS HOLDS YOUR DOOM!"

The Titan puppets looked over to the cage to see that Brave was about to unleash the ultimate horror.

"Rage?" asked Cyborg.

"YES! AND NOW, YOU WILL SUFFER!"

"We're screwed," said Beast Boy.


"YES!" shouted Raven, walking a few steps and falling on her knees. "MY ROOM!"

"Wow..." said Samara, looking around. "Your room's weird."

Raven looked and noticed what Samara meant… Her room was PINK!

"NOOOO!" shouted Raven, putting her hands to her face and looking extremely depressed. "I should've known…"

"Would you stop being so melodramatic?" asked Samara. "It's pink, not brown."

Raven made a disgusted face and said, "You're right. Brown would be a lot worse."

Samara nodded. "Or piss yellow."

"Whatever. We need to get the Book of Azar. In there, I might be able to find an incantation to reverse the spell."

"Nifty." Samara looked around. "So where is it?"

"Um…"

"…I'm hoping that 'Um…' is just you trying to find the words to your next sentence."

"No."

"Dammit…"

"Well we'd probably have to look anyway. I never leave my books out in the open."

"Then what's that over there?"

Raven was just far enough to be able to see a thick book on the edge of her bed. "That would be it."

"Ah."

With Samara controlling the puppets legs, Ravemara made her way to the bed's comforter. Raven, grabbing hold of the thick sheet, pumped her arms as she began to climb.

"Almost there," said Samara, working the legs of the puppet.

"Yes. Then we can get rid of this mess once and for all."

Ravemara finally made her way to the top, stopped, and looked in awe at the towering book before them.

"Or… maybe not…"


"GO, MY LITTLE PET! BITE THESE INTRUDERS!"

Brave, Timid, and Intelligence watched from the top of the sofa as Rage continued to fly around, snapping her sharp fangs at the tiny wooden puppets before her. The Titan puppets, which had somehow discovered they could run at speeds over Mock 5, were rapidly moving their tiny legs as the soles of their wooden feet tapped the ground.

"RUN!" shouted Starfire, carrying Beast Boy's head. "SHE IS GAINING ON US!"

"THERE'S NO WAY!" shouted Cyborg, holding Robin's hand and dragging him on the ground. "WE'RE RUNNING AT MOCK 5! ROBIN'S LEFT MARKS ON THE FLOOR, FOR PETE'S SAKE!"

Indeed, had Robin still had his head, he would be screaming from immense pain.

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" shouted Beast Boy, tearing up. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE IN A HUGE CAR CRASH, OR BE SLAINED BY A MASS VILLAIN, BUT INSTEAD I'M GETTING CHASED BY A RABID… THING!"

It seemed that the Titans luck had turned for the worse, for Rage was indeed catching up on them. Too make matters worse, their wooden legs were getting tired. How? I don't know. Make something up. God gave you brains for a reason, you know.

But it was then that a miracle happened. Rage, who was flying at top speeds and about to bite Cyborg's head off with her massive teeth, apparently hit some turbulence. Startled, she hit the ground.

The Titan puppets noticed this, for they stopped in their tracks and turned around to face their predator.

"What happened?" asked Cyborg.

"Apparently Starfire has hit turbulence," said Intelligence. "The air that the interlopers were leaving behind as they ran must've interacted with air moving in another direction."

"That would make sense…" said Timid. "The air conditioner just came on…"

"Snap!" said Brave, snapping a finger. "She's out cold! We're going to have to take some drastic measures…"

In the meanwhile, the Titan puppets were busy trying to silently tiptoe out of the main room, hoping that if they escaped, Raven's emotions would spend the rest of the time looking for them. That way they could leave, and they still would have caused a diversion!

"The interlopers are attempting to escape," said Intelligence.

The Titan puppets stopped in their tracks.

For the next two minutes, the two opposing teams stood there, waiting for the other team to make a move. Both were quite prepared for anything, except what happened shortly after…

"HEY!"

The two teams nearly screamed in fright when they noticed that a girl with black hair was crawling out of the television set. It was obviously one of Raven's emotions in Samara's body, but which one they did not know.

It was then that the girl let out the hugest burp that had ever been released on the face of the planet, allowing Beast Boy and Cyborg to know that the emotion was indeed Gross.

"Ah!" said Brave, noticing the newcomer. "A new recruit!"

"Wha?" asked Gross, busy picking her nose. The Titan puppets and emotions could see a lump on the girl's forehead, right above the nose.

"That's creepy," said Cyborg, eyes wide.

Starfire nodded in agreement.


"Is this it?"

"No… Come on… Let's turn the page."

Ravemara made her way over to the right side of the large book, grabbing the bottom corner and grasping it tightly. Grunting, she managed to lift it off of the other pages and made her way over to the left, carrying the page with her.

"This is getting harder and harder every time," said Samara, sighing.

"Agreed," said Raven, wanting to nod. "Unfortunately, we've got to do this, even if it kills us."

"Well, technically I'm already dead, so I don't have to worry. You, on the other hand…"

"Shut up."

"Sure."

Ravemara crawled onto the top page, ready to begin her descent to the top left corner.

"What do these letters mean?" asked Samara, pointing to some large runes.

"That's a spell to sedate women with PMS."

"Ah."

Now at the top, Ravemara scanned the large letters and slowly made her way down the ancient pages. Nothing was coming up, except for some spell that allowed people to switch their physical form, leaving their bodies empty as they became something else.

Wait a minute…

"I think I found something," said Raven, a hint of suspense in her voice.

"Really?" asked Samara. "Are you sure?"

Raven silently reread the letters.

"Yes. I'm absolutely positive. All I have to do is find out what the counteracting spell is, and we'll be done."

"How long will that take?"

"Not too long. All you have to do is…"

Before the sorceress could finish her statement, the door to the room slid open, revealing…

"EEEEEH! I FOUND YOU!"

Ravemara turned around.

"Oh shit…" said Samara.


"LET ME GO, VILE WOMAN!" shouted Beast Boy, being squeezed by Gross. "ONCE RAVEMARA DISCOVERS HOW TO FIX ALL THIS, I SWEAR TO YOU THAT I WILL FORCE YOU TO WASH DOWN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SCOPE!"

Somehow, Beast Boy's final word took effect on Gross, for she dropped his head to the floor, allowing him to roll away. In the meanwhile, she put her hands over her ears and cringed.

"HE SAID THE EVIL WORD!" she shouted, flailing around. "IT BURNS US!"

"Snap, the sequel!" said Brave, snapping a finger once again. "That took me forever to think of that ingenious plan!"

"So now what?" asked Timid, afraid that the end had come.

"We'll do what warriors have done since the beginning of time!"

"What?" asked Intelligence. "Surrender gallantly? Die bravely? Flee in terror?"

"No, that's just the French. I don't think Americans are even allowed to do that…"

(A/N: I did not mean to offend anyone, if I did.)

"Then what do you propose we do?" asked Intelligence, running out of ideas.

"We arm-wrestle!"

"Oh…" said Timid and Intelligence, nodding their heads.

Brave plopped down onto the floor, stomach-down. "Best two out of three! If we win, you have to leave. If you win, you have to leave."

The Titan puppets looked at each other.

"Sounds fair," said Beast Boy.


"What should we do?" muttered Samara. "I think I'm going to get a cramp."

"You're wood. You can't get cramps," said Raven, a little annoyed. "Just pretend that you can't talk."

"Dolly?" asked Happy, looking into Ravemara's eyes. "Can you hear me, Dolly? Say something!"

Raven desperately wanted to say something witty and offensive, but then she would've let Happy know that she still could talk. The last thing she wanted to do was be in a dollhouse play where she was the mother of two, snot-nosed kids while her "handsome" husband went out and put bacon on the table.

"Dolly, can you hear me?" asked Happy in a singsong voice.

Raven cringed. Images of Barbra Streisand were popping into her head, then images of Fran Fine and her unhealthy obsession with the singer.

It was then that Ravemara's right foot suddenly threw itself forward, smacking Happy right in the nose.

"OW!" she shouted, dropping the wooden doll as if it were junk.

"SAMARA, YOU IDIOT!" shouted Raven. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"

Had Raven control of Ravemara's legs at the moment, she would have locked the wooden knees and lay still on the floor, hoping to pass off as an innocent, lifeless doll. However, Samara was hightailing it towards a small mouse hole near the large bed.

"We'll hide in here!" said Samara, making Ravemara hide in a corner.

"And what do you…"

"Shut up."

Happy's hand entered the small mouse hole and groped around, hoping to grab Ravemara and drag her back into the pink room.

"They're probably hiding in a corner," said Happy from outside. "I'll just get Squeakers to help me."

"Who's Squeakers?" asked Samara.

Before her question was answered, the sound of a whistle echoed throughout the small hole.

"I think it may be that giant monster behind us."

Before Samara knew what Raven was talking about, she noticed that she was being lifted up into the air and carried out of the mouse hole and towards Happy.

"Let me guess," said Samara, unhappy. "It's a mouse, isn't it?"

"Yeah."

"Good boy, Squeakers!" said Happy, reaching down and picking the puppet up. "You're the best!"

Squeakers merely wiggled his whiskers and ran back into his small abode.

"Now then… Let's get back to our game, shall we?"

"We never played anything," said Raven, making a smug face.

Happy frowned. "Oh."

"I have an idea!" said Samara. "Let's play a new game."

"Ooo!" said Happy, bouncing up and down. "Is it a really, really fun game?"

"You bet it is! And you get to switch bodies!"

"OOOO!" shouted Happy, spazzing out. "I LOVE SWITCHING BODIES!"

"OK THEN!" said Samara, huge happiness in her voice.

"You're pathetic…" muttered Raven.

"I know." Then, clearing her throat, Samara said, "But before we play, you better read the rule book."

"Where is it?" asked Happy, ready and eager to play.

"Over there on your bed. It's the second paragraph. And read it aloud, so we all know how to play!"

Smiling, Happy sat down on the bed and looked at the book. "This one?"

"Yes! That one!"

"OK then!" Then, putting a finger under the first word, she drew a breath in and prepared to read.

"Wait a minute," said Raven, waving her arms to get Happy's attention. "Before you read, picture yourself as me."

Happy glared at Ravemara. "This is a trick, isn't it?"

"Uh…" said Samara. "NO!"

"…OK then!"

Happy then took in another breath. She then began making electric guitar noises out of her mouth, then sing.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the Midnight Sun where the hot springs blow!"

"The spell is a Led Zeppelin song?" asked Samara, amused.

"Yes. We Azarathians are mistaken for being Goth and depressed, but we really, really love music."

"What a cruel world we live in."

"ON WE SWEEP
WITH CRUSHING ORE!
OUR ONLY GOAL
WILL BE THE WESTERN SHORE!
"

At that moment, a bright flash of light came out of the ancient text and shrouded Happy.


"HELP! I AM LOSING!"

Starfire began slapping her hand on the floor as Brave slowly pushed her small, wooden arm down.

"Now we're screwed," said Beast Boy.


"IT WORKED!" Samara skipped over to Raven and hugged her tight. "I COULD KISS YOU!"

"This fic is rated K," said Raven, pushing Samara away. "Let's have none of that."

"Sure… You're still wearing pink, you know."

Raven shrugged and looked down at her wardrobe. "I hate to say it, but I think it actually looks good on me."

The two girls stood there in silence, then laughed.

"Right," said Raven, stopping immediately. "We need to get the others out of their puppets, too."

"LOOK AT ME!" shouted a high-pitched voice from below. The two girls looked down to see the small Raven puppet, which was running around in circles. "IT WORKED! I'M A PUPPET!"

"Shut up…" said Raven, grabbing the puppet and shoving it into her mirror. "Hopefully she'll stay in there now."

"So what do we need to do?" asked Samara. "Are we going to have to find another spell or something?"

"Nope," said Raven, making her way over to the bed. "All we need to do is make some changes to the words. …Mmm… Let's make this "hot springs" a "Kashmir", and this "blow" following it an… E Flat.

(A/N: To The Drewfus: I know that E Flat probably isn't the note to that short little instrumental in Kashmir, but deal with me. I'm not musical genius. And sorry to the other Led Zeppelin fans who know notes, also.)

"So now what?" asked Samara.

"I sing."

Then, clearing her throat, Raven began to make the guitar noises and sing.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the Midnight Sun where the Kashmir BUUUM!"

(A/N: That "BUUUM" is the E Flat!)

"Um… Nice?" asked Samara, not really knowing what else to say.

"Shut up. Let's go and see if the spell worked."

"Right behind ya!"


"That was the stupidest thing I have ever experienced," said Robin, glad to have his head back. "The whole time I was running around, not even knowing where I was going."

"At least we're all back to normal," said Cyborg, watching Raven shove a struggling Rage into her mirror.

"Yes, I am most glad to be back," said Starfire. "But have Raven and Samara made up?"

Raven looked up from her mirror to Samara, who was standing idly nearby. "I think we have," she said, giving a faint smile.

"That is way too cartoonish," said Samara, crossing her arms. "I think Tri is about to throw-up right now."

"She has a point," said Beast Boy, nodding his head.

"Shut up," said Raven, glaring daggers at the changeling. "It could be worse. I could be acting like some kind of childish anime star and crossing my arms, looking smug."

"That's the guy from Dragon Ball Z," said Cyborg, snapping his fingers while he tried to think. "What's his name… Vegeta?"

"I know of him," said Starfire, eyes growing wide. "He is very riffnick."

"I'm sure that's some kind of insult, but I'm not going to think about it for too long," said Robin. Then, turning to Samara, he said, "I guess you need to be leaving again, huh?"

"Yeah," said the mental patient, already approaching the TV. "But keep in mind, you haven't seen the last of me!"

Giving a maniacal laugh, she leapt into the TV, leaving the Titans to stand there with fearful eyes.


Two hours later it was 7:00 PM…. Movie Time.

"I FOUND A GOOD ONE!" said Beast Boy, waving a DVD into the air. "The Song Remains the Same!"

"I hate that movie," said Cyborg. "If I was going to watch Led Zeppelin for hours at a time, I would've… done… something…"

"Nice insult," said Raven, sitting down on the couch. "Besides, we ought to watch it. It fits what happened today."

"How so?" asked Robin.

"…Forget I said anything."

Just then, the Titans heard the door to the living room open. Thinking it was Starfire coming to join them, they didn't turn around and continued to wait for the movie to start.

"HI GUYS!"

This was unexpected and caused the Titans to turn around. There, in front of them, was Terra, still wearing her ragged outfit that she had worn the day she was imprisoned in stone.

"Hey Terra," said Robin, patting the couch. "Sit down. We're about to start Movie Night."

(A/N: If you're going to flame because Terra's in here, then… leave, I guess. I don't know. And if you are going to flame, don't say something stupid. You'll only embarrass yourself. I read this one flame where she was all like "Starfire's the best!" and then later she said, quote, "So she saved the Titans lives. So what?" Please, don't be like that Terra hater, and say something that actually makes since.)

"How did you get out of that rock?" asked Raven, moving over and allowing Terra to take a seat next to her.

Terra chuckled lightly and said, "That, my friends, is a totally different fic called Stairway to Heaven, which, along with many other fine fanfics, can be found under Triforce90's Profile."

The Titans watched in amusement as a cheap cardboard sign fell from the ceiling, suspended by rope. A chibi picture of Triforce90 was displayed in his full hippie/Led Zeppelin/Lynyrd Skynyrd gear, winking. Christmas lights displayed the words "TRIFORCE90'S FANFICS OF JOY!" as cheery yet extremely cheesy elevator music played in the background.

The Titans nodded in approval while the Shameless Self-Advertisement Sign was lifted up once again, disappearing altogether.

(A/N: If you can guess which popular Zelda author I stole this from, you'll get… no… wait… you won't get a Triforce90 Cookie, because this fic is going to be finished! So sorry. Oh well. Humor me anyway.)

"I've read that fic," said Beast Boy, smiling. "It has nothing to do with you getting out of the rock."

"Oh yeah…" said Terra. "Curse you, Triforce90!"

The Titans watched as the movie finally came on.

"So… Anything interesting happen while I was gone? Like… two hours ago, perhaps?"

The Titans looked at each other, then looked back at Terra as Starfire entered the room.

"It's a long story," said Cyborg. "Get comfortable."


And that's it. The When Titans Go Weird saga is finished.

There are several Reviewers I would like to thank.

Thank you, bbslilangel, for amusing me in your Reviews and making me struggle to keep up with your change of pen names.

Thank you, TitanGhost, for giving me several ideas for the ending of this fic.

Thank you, Ra-Cho, for making me laugh in your Reviews.

Thank you, SpiderSquirrel, for being my second source of inspiration.

Thank you, afterdark, for giving me a moose.

And thanks to everyone else that wasn't mentioned, because I either forgot about you or I just wanted to end this fic desperately.

I love each and everyone of you like brothers and sisters!

God bless,

Triforce90