Chapter 3The Waitress

The gundam pilots enter the breakfast room and sit around a table where they wait to be served by the

waiter.

Duo:: grinning: What are you going to get Heero?

Heero: Why must you know?

Duo: Cuz I wanna know!

Wu Fei: Maxwell!

Duo: Wu Fei!

Trowa: Stop you two, I'm trying to think of what to get.

Duo: Sorry...

A second later a waitress comes over to the special table.

Waitress: Can I help you boys?

Duo: Sure miss...what's your name?

Waitress: Aww, Flirting already and how old are you?

Duo: Seventeen : grins:

Waitress: Well...

Wu Fei: Please don't listen to this baka and just leave as quick as you can before he hypnotizes you.

Duo: I will not.

Waitress: OK...: sweatdrop: well here are your menus : she hands them each one and gives Duo a pat

on the head before turning and walking off to the next table:

Heero: That was smooth.

Duo: Sure was. Haha

Quatre: Let's see... what should I get? Hmmm...

Trowa: Should I get the pancakes with eggs or the ham with eggs? Hmmmmm...

Wu Fei: I'm definitely gettin the croissant sandwich.

Duo: Well I have no idea what I should get so a lil bit of everything will do just fine. Hee hee. Waitress!

Waitress:: the waitress turns her head and walks over:

Waitress: Yes cutie pie?

Duo: I'm ready to order.

Waitress: Ok

Duo: umm I'll take some pancakes, eggs, sausage, bacon, muffin, hmmm...oh yeah and some of the ham

and French toast! Oh some crepes too.

Waitress: Hungary aren't you?

Duo:: smiles:

Wu Fei:: grumbles: As always...

Waitress: Anyone else ready?

Trowa: Ham or pancakes?

Waitress: Excuse me dear?

Trowa: Oh nothing, I'm not ready yet though

Quatre: Miss, I'll get the twin pancakes with eggs

Waitress: Ok : jots down on her notepad:

Trowa: ham or pancakes:: beginning to look insane:

Heero: Ignore him.

Waitress: Anyone else?

Wu Fei: One pancake...please.

Waitress: Anyone else?

Heero: French toast with O.J.

Waitress:: turns to Trowa: What about you hun?

Trowa: Umm...omelet.

Duo: What about the ham? --And the pancakes?

Trowa: Change of heart

Waitress: Did I forget anyone?

Wu Fei: No.

Waitress: I'll be back in a few.

Heero: That's what they always say.

Twenty minutes later there is further silence.

Duo: Dude man! This is so borin! What are they doing in that kitchen?

Trowa: Don't have a single idea.

Duo:: begins to tap on his water glass with his spoon: Deer neer neer neer deer neer neer neer. Ice, Ice

Baby... Deer neer neer neer deer neer neer neer. Ice, Ice Baby.

Quatre: Please Duo...

Duo: Fine I'll sing something else then...hmmm...gimme a minute to think.

Wu Fei: I think that would take much longer than a minute Maxwell.

Duo: Screw you.

Wu Fei:: taken back: Kisama!

Duo: Shut up I'm trying to think. Look it's the waitress again.

Waitress comes over with a plate full of greens.

Waitress: Umm...Does anyone want these peas? We had so many of them so we're giving out plates for

free.

Duo: I'll take it:: sniggers then looks down at the peas with widening eyes: I have plans for you my

pretties : he continues to stare at the circular objects rolling around on the plate:

Wu Fei: Lady, you don't give Maxwell tiny objects... He might choke since he's such a baby.

Duo: Hey:: waitress walks away: I think you insulted her Wu Fei.

Wu Fei: Eat your peas...

Duo: I will : says this proudly:

Another ten minutes passes by. Duo begins to flick Wu Fei with peas. Every time one hits him, Wu Fei

looks around madly for the culprit and Duo is finally found out when he bursts out laughing.

Wu Fei: Injustice!

Quatre: Umm...Wu Fei?

Wu Fei: What!

Quatre: nevermind... : shrivels back in his chair:

Trowa: I think he was going to say—

Wu Fei: I told you to shut it.

Trowa: Hmmmph

Heero: Before you cut me off too, I think they were going to say—

Duo: You have a pea on your head! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Heero: Something like that...

Wu Fei shakes his head madly and shouts of course "INJUSTICE!"

Another five minutes.

Duo: It had beams like a truck. Truck, truck. Lights like what. What, what. Gundam move your butt. Butt,

butt. I think I'll sing it again:: high pitched voiced and bangin on the glasses again with his fork this time:

Heero: The agony... : Duo is humming in the background:

Wu Fei:: zero system look: injustice, injustice, injustice, injustice, surrounded by injustice...

Quatre:: stands up suddenly: PLEASE DUO! I'VE ASKED NICELY BEFORE BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY

LONGER!

Duo: Whoaaahhh hold the phone, had to say it Quat-man actually got mad at me:: looks around: At

me! I'm the first one he ever yelled at! Hee, hee:: turns to Trowa: You better watch it gel boy cuz

Quat-man might try to kill you again.

Quatre: I will not...

Duo: Anyways... let me see that gundam! Gundam! Gundam Deathscythe hell! Oooooooo ooohhhh!

Wu Fei: someone slap him...

Waitress:: rushes over with tray: Hi guys! Sorry this took so long. The oven was broken and we had to fix

it.

Duo: It's so all right pretty woman...

Waitress:: blushes:

Wu Fei: What an ass...

Duo: Shut up!

Waitress: ummm... here you go blondie. And hair boy... and ... cute kid and you two. : is handing out all

the plates: Enjoy:: runs away:

Duo: FINALLY:: digs into his food and quickly gets eggs all over his face:

The other boys adjust their napkins to themselves and shoo away all the unwanted peas around their

now filled plates

Duo: It had mmmmm : continues eating while singing his parody: truck, truck. Mmmmm lights like what

mmm mmm.

Wu Fei: SLAP HIM YUY!

Heero:: looks up slowly: I'm eating : Death Glare:

Duo: Yeah don't interrupt him Wu-man.

Wu Fei: That is not my name Maxwell.

Duo: Sure it isn't.

Wu Fei: INJUSTICE!

All the people who are sitting quietly at their tables suddenly look up at Wu Fei and the others.

Quatre:: starts to shrivel up again: Everyone's looking at us.

Duo: Ah just let 'em. : smiles widely for the crowd:

Trowa: Should of gotten the ham : stuffs the remains of the omelet in his mouth: Damnit!

Duo: OOOOOOooohh gel boy cursed. Hahahahahaha.

Wu Fei: It wasn't that funny you know.

Duo: To me it was. Sorry if I have a sense of humor Wu-Man.

Wu fei: Aaarrrggghhh!

Heero: Hurry up you guys, the mall's gonna open in like five minutes. : gets up slowly:

Duo:: finishes shoveling down his food: Let's Go!

Trowa: Damn it the pancakes would have been better.

Quatre: Thankyou Miss... : he shouts to the waitress:

Waitress: Your welcome:: forces a smile:

Heero: Let's get outta here.