Chapter 5, A Marriage

Harry knocked on the door of the cathedral and Snape wearing a black monk's cloak opened the door.

"Come in, Potter." Snape said coldly.

"Proffesor?" Harry gulped.

"Well lucky for you, someone's coming in to take my place as Friar Lawrance." he answered.

Thank god, who was thinking Snape for this part anyway!

There was a scratching on the door and Snape answered it and it was a big black dog. The proffesor removed the cloak and walked out the door. The dog trotted in panting and sat infront of Harry. Jess saw the dog and came over to it and began petting it.

"Osirus? What are you doing here boy?" she asked the dog as if it were human. (Hint hint!)

Poor Harry looked like he was going to have a stroke.

"T-That's your dog?"

"Yeah, his name is Osirus. But I usually call him Sirus."

"How long have you had it?"

"Five years, why do you ask?"

"That dog is my Godfather. That's why."

"Harry, that's silly. It's a dog, not a muggle."

Just as she said that the dog transformed into a thin, tall wizard. With shoulder length hair that was jet black, scraggly, and a bit greasy. Though in his tattered appearance he was still quite handsome. She jumped into Harry's arms startled as hell.

"AHHHH! What the hell was that? An animungis(SP)? That explains alot. Okay that is sick, Sirus!"

Harry looked over at his Godfather.

"It's a long story..." he whispered to Harry.

Sirus picked up the cloak and put it on.

"Anyway, you two are married now. I'm not gonna go through all that vow crap."

"I gotta kiss the bride now."

She scoulded Harry, "I don't think so."

"Fine."

He dropped her on the ground, she stood back up and rubbed her bum.

"What the hell was that for?"

"Er...it was an accident."

"Yeah right."

The two of them began to bicker about dropping Jess. Sirus just watched them curiously. Then finally he stopped them because they would be here till dawn before they would be finished.

"Okay kids, that's enough. You two really do act like a married couple!" he chuckled.

Both of them stopped arguing and glared at Sirus. He gulped and backed away from them. Like he was an animal's prey.

Then Harry's man (servant), Balthazar, (SP) (Hm, I'll use Colin Creevy I guess.) came banging on the door. Sirus went and opened the door. And then he ran through the small gap between Sirus and the doorway to Harry. Talking inbetween gasps of air.

"Harry...pant-pant...Harry...pant The king...gasp has banned you from Verona forever!"

Harry fell over anime style.

"WHAT!" Harry said from the floor.

Jess helped him up from the floor.

"Y-Yes sir, please don't hurt me for the bad news."

"You called me Harry, why not Romeo?"

"Because your Harry, my favorite celebrity!"

"..."

"Anyway...Jess go home...Harry go home aswell...Colin go with him."

"Sirus, we gotta go by the script! This isn't what--"

"Jess! Everything that has happened didn't go exactly by the book. We just gotta play it out however it goes. Wait Harry, you stay here with me. I want to talk to you. Colin go back to the Potter's and tell them he's with me. You can say Sirus or Friar Lawrance."

Colin nodded and left, and then Jess left after him and went back to the Malfoy's place.