When Crazed Fans Attack

By Good Lady Grace

Chapter One

A Normal Day Gone Wrong

When you're a Teen Titan, you normally call loud, wailing noises an alarm and associate said noise with trouble. If that is what the Titans thought when such a noise met their ears on this Saturday afternoon, they were half right: it meant trouble.

"THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!" wailed Terra as she came sprinting full speed through the living room. "HEY! I thought she was in the rock!" said Raven. "You don't need to sound so disappointed, Rae" said Beast Boy. Raven reddened and turned away from the green titan. "WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON!" bellowed Robin, bursting into the living room from the training room. "Yes please, what is this…TERRA!" shrieked Starfire. As Terra ran past again, Cyborg grabbed her arm. "Whoa, whoa what's goin..." he began. "THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!" Terra screamed, pointing behind them. The Titans turned and saw several teens wearing black masks and holding pitchforks, torches, and signs saying 'Down With Terra'. "Hi!" said a medium sized, light brown haired girl with hazel eyes in front, waving slightly. "Um….who are you?" asked Cyborg, his eyes wide. "I'm knightfire aka Kate!" said the girl. "I'm a fan fic author and one of your biggest fans!". "Fan fic?" asked Robin. "I've heard of these lunatics" whispered Beast Boy fearfully. "They take any people they want and manipulate them to their will!". "And you want to kill Terra why…besides the obvious I mean…" mumbled Raven. "We want to kill her because she's an evil bitch with terrible fashion sense, that's friggin why!" yelled someone from the back of the crowd. "That's…pretty much it, yup!" said Kate cheerfully as though she was stating it was sunny out. "I DO NOT HAVE TERRIBLE FASHION SENSE!" shouted Terra angrily from behind Cyborg. "If you'll all move, we'd like to murder the blond bitch now" said Kate, still cheery. "I'm fine with that let me know if you need any help" said Raven, shrugging and returning to her book. Cyborg sidled away, whistling. Robin kinda just stared blankly. Starfire joined Raven on the couch. Beast Boy looked from Terra to the mob. "You wouldn't…" said Terra angrily. "Sorry, Terra" said Beast Boy, stepping out of the way. "DOWN WITH TERRA!" yelled the mob and, lead by Kate, they seized the blond girl amidst her protests, tied her up and gagged her, shoved a stick of dynamite in her bindings, and through her out the window. "There, all better!" said Kate happily. She turned to the mob as a loud explosion shook the tower. "You can go now, fellow Terra haters". She snapped her fingers and they all vanished. "That was…really freaky, yes?" said Starfire to Robin. Robin nodded vigorously. "And you're still here because…?" asked Raven. "Oh, I'm not leaving" said Kate happily. "I like it here". "Rae, do you know how to send her back to her dimension?" Robin asked the girl floating next to him, her face hidden behind her cloak. "Robin…I'm over here" said Raven from the couch. She caught sight of the other Raven floating next to Robin and shrieked, "WHAT THE…?". "Oh, that's not Raven" said Kate happily. "YES I AM!" shouted the other Raven in a voice that was similar but was definitely not Raven's. "No your not" said Kate. She walked forward and pulled the cloak of the girl. Revealed was a short, red headed girl standing on a floating platform. "KATE!" she shouted. "I AM RAVEN!". Kate slapped the girl upside the head. The girl's eyes glazed over for a moment and then returned to normal. "Thanks, I needed that" she said, getting off the platform and rubbing her head. "No problem" said Kate. "Who the hell are you and why do you think you're me!" said Raven loudly. "Well, I think I'm you because I'm a crazed fan" said the girl. "Oh great…" said Robin. "…and I'm KrazywithaK aka Roaine. I'm a fan fic author, too!". "THEY'RE CLOSING IN!" screamed Beast Boy, jumping into Raven's arms. "Get away from me" Raven growled. "So if you're Raven's crazed fan, who's crazed fan are you?" Cyborg asked before the others could stop him. "I'm a big fan of Starfire's" said Kate. "Glorious!" said Starfire, soaring across the room and enveloping Kate in a hug. "Hello new fan!". "Yea…" said Roaine. "We're crazed fans but we don't know all your real names or histories." The Titans sighed. "This being why we just ask Good Lady Grace! She knows all that stuff". "WHAT!" screamed all the Titans. "Thank you, thank you, no applause necessary", came a voice from behind the Titans. They whirled around to find a tall, brown haired girl standing there doing a Queen Victoria wave. "Please tell me you're not…" began Beast Boy. "Good Lady Grace aka Sophia" said the girl (me!) with a Cheshire cat grin, "fan fic author and big fan of the Teen Titans. Nice to meet you". "So you…you know all our real…names?" choked Robin. "Yep" said Sophia smiling evilly. Robin hand flew to his head. "Oh sweet God…" he moaned. "Where did you find all that stuff!" yelled Cyborg. "Internet" said Sophia calmly. "Crap" said Cyborg. "Yeah, she knows more about Raven then anyone I know" said Roaine. Raven's eyes widened in horror. Beast Boy dashed over to Sophia and whispered in her ear, "I will PAY you to tell me everything you know about Rae". "How much?" asked Sophia eagerly. "DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM ANYTHING!" screamed Raven. "RAVEN HAS SPOKEN, YOU MUST OBEY!" yelled Roaine, her eyes glazing over. "Oh bloody hell…" moaned Sophia. "Fine, fine, I won't tell". Roaine's eyes went back to normal. "Thank you" said Raven. "Anything for the queen" said Roaine, bowing. "This is going to be a LONG day" said Robin.


Stay tuned for more insanity coming up!
Your obedient phriend,
Good Lady Grace