Thank so much to my reviewers! Like when school starts I can only update like once a week, so that's bad….but please still wait for it! Ratings might go up a bit in this chap…but I don't actually say the word or anything, but promise me you'll still read! The jokes might be a bit lame and weird…Oh yes and to answer to the question of the reviewer who asked if I was an outsider fan I am not an outsider fan! At least I don't think so…I'm lost…but I do watch the episodes! I chose that pen name because I couldn't choose wasabi. Besides cherrisoda is like life! I'll explain at the end of the chap. Hope you like this chap! Oh and I got the name Benji and Joel from the HOT twins form Good Charlotte.
Chapter 11
Morning Trauma
"I love you Robin!" exclaimed Starfire.
"I love you too Starfire! I love you with all my heart!" exclaimed Robin.
"Robin…Robin," whispered Starfire, slowly her voice changed into Cyborg's, "ROBIN! ROBIN WAKE UP!" and Cyborg's face popped up instead of Starfire's.
"Wah!" and Robin jumped out of bed.
"Me and Beast Boy were wonderiiinnn…" drifted off Cyborg, "Beast Boy come over here! Hurry!" yelled out Cyborg.
"What! What's the emergency!" asked Beast Boy.
"Soooo Robin. What were you dreaming about?" asked Cyborg, suspiciously.
Robin suddenly remembered the dream and started to blush, "I was dreaming…about…a…ummm…an apple!" Robin blurted out the first thing that came to his mind.
"Why are you asking him anyway Cyborg? There's nothing wrong about dreaming about an apple!" exclaimed Beast Boy not getting the point.
"Beast Boy…look down," said Cyborg hitting him on the head.
"Oh my jolly gosh…" gaped Beast Boy.
Robin looked down, confused at what they meant but as soon as he looked he instantly jumped back in bed, "Argh! How can I make it stay down!" said Robin pulling the covers over it, "It's not staying down! How can I go to school? This has never happened before!"
"Soooo…what were you dreaming about? Aye?" asked Beast Boy.
"I bet you it was STARFIRE!" exclaimed Cyborg and started laughing.
"Shut up you two! It's no time for joking! I need to get this thing normal before school!" said Robin.
Suddenly someone knocked the door, "Robin? Are you ready? Breakfast is already prepared!" said the voice behind the door which they recognized as Starfire's. She was about to open the door when Cyborg and Beast Boy dove for the door and kept their weight against it so that she couldn't open the door.
"Robin? Is something wrong? I cannot open this door. Should I blast it open or something?" asked Starfire.
"Everything's…okay!" shouted Robin.
"Okay then," said Starfire and left.
"What can I do! I can't go to school with this thing like this!" exclaimed Robin.
"Don't worry…ummm…it'll go away eventually…Besides all boys have it at this age. It is part of the cycle in boys' life called puberty or adolescence," said Beast Boy. Cyborg and Robin gave him a 'how do you know this?' look, "We learnt about it in PDHPE."
"But I can't wear my normal outfit you know! The pants are…ummm…well they fit perfectly! And I need something baggy!" said Robin.
"Let me look through your wardrobe," said Beast Boy and started to rifle through his clothes, "Dude! How many of your superhero outfits do you have? Wait…Look at what I found!" exclaimed Beast Boy and held out a pair of baggy, black cargo pants and a baggy, red shirt that said 'crap' in white block letters.
"Where'd you get those! I've never seen you in anything other than your superhero outfit!" said Cyborg.
"One of my new friends gave them to me. He said that I should wear that instead of my usual outfit! I mean what's so bad about my superhero outfit? said Robin.
Cyborg and Beast Boy looked at him.
"What! Is it really that bad?" asked Robin kinda outraged that his 'cool' outfit wasn't so cool.
Beast Boy and Cyborg nodded.
"Anywho…today you're gonna have to wear these clothes instead of your usual stuff or else everyone will see your…" said Beast Boy and stopped talking as soon as Robin gave him a 'look' through his mask.
Robin told Beast Boy and Cyborg to get ready for school while he changed. Cyborg and Beast Boy agreed gladly and left his room. "Well all I can say is that at least these pants hide it," said Robin to himself while looking in the mirror.
Robin walked out of the room to find that everyone was ready to go.
"Robin? Why are you wearing those clothes?" asked Starfire curiously.
"Because I felt like it and I had to wear something different," replied Robin, "Now let's go to school or we might get late."
"I don't think that that's the reason why you're wearing something else…" said Raven, suspiciously.
"Come on! We're gonna get late!" ushered Robin in case his morning's trauma was found out.
"Shouldn't you eat breakfast?" asked Starfire on their way to school.
"Don't worry, I'm not hungry," replied Robin.
"What classes do you have y'all?" asked Cyborg hoping to start more conversation.
"Geography, which is with Beast Boy, history with Raven, Computer technology with Cyborg, PDHPE with Robin but I have gym with none of you! But then I have drama with all of you!" responded Starfire, "Is gym enjoyable?"
"All I can say is that it's one of the best and one of my favourite subjects apart from lunch!" replied Cyborg.
"Don't talk about gym…it reminds me of Mad Mod's school," said Raven with her monotone voice.
"Does anyone know what we shall be doing in gym?" asked Starfire.
"I heard that every gym class does a different thing! My gym did track. What did you do Cyborg?" said Robin.
"We did football! But of course the girls disagreed and refused to do it so then the girls did gymnastics," said Cyborg.
"Apparently I'm stuck with Beast Boy again for gym, hurrah," said Raven sarcastically.
"You said that like you didn't want to be stuck with me! Well anyways, I heard that my class was gonna do the art of origami…or was that karate? I'm pretty sure it was either origami or tea ceremony…I didn't know origami was a sport…maybe these things are just rumors…what was I talking about?" said Beast Boy practically getting off the topic.
"Well that is interesting! I cannot wait to find out what my class is going to do!" said Starfire in front of the school.
"Hey Star! They put up what the gym classes are gonna do on the noticeboard!" said Rose and pointed towards the noticeboard.
Starfire ran up to see what she was going to do, "Ballroom dancing? What is this ballroom dancing? Do we do this dancing in a room with balls?" asked a puzzled Starfire.
"It just means you dance with a boy! Sort of like hugging a guy and twirling around!" said Lilac and demonstrated with an invisible friend of hers.
"Do you mean physical contact with a boy?" asked Robin not liking the idea of ballroom dancing.
"Weren't you at the junior prom? Oh yes! I remember now! You and Starfire won the title of the king and queen! Remember how you two danced? Yeah just like that! Except the guy won't be you! It might be someone like let's say…Benji," replied Vicky.
'Nooooo! If only I were in her gym class…then I could keep a close eye on her! I know! I'll skip geography! And I'll miss out on that class and watch through the doors and if anyone comes close to a kiss then I'll…' thought Robin but was then interrupted by the bell.
"Goodbye Robin! I shall see you soon!" waved Starfire and walked towards her next class, which was geography.
In geography…
The teacher handed out maps, "As you can see…"
'Gee, this class is boring as,' thought Beast Boy, 'I can't even understand her,'
"The blah blah blah of the blah blah blah is equal to the populablah of the blah to the blah. The blah blah blah ocean is the biggest ocean in the whole entire blahhing world," ranted on Ms Reid, (I don't get geography! Most of these school class experiences are much like my own!) "Now I shall hand out these maps and you shall glue them in."
When everyone in the class had gotten a map a shriek was heard.
"Eeeek! I ripped my map!" shrieked Starfire.
"Don't worry we can just give you another one," reassured Ms Reid.
"NO! WE MUST WORRY! I HAVE JUST TORN APART OUR WORLD! WHY MUST THE WORLD BE HELD BY THIS FLIMSY MATERIAL! ANYONE COULD RUIN OUR WORLD!" shouted Starfire and started to sob.
"We don't live on that piece of paper Star. That's just a map to tell us what the countries are and stuff like that," said Beast Boy trying to explain maps to Starfire.
Starfire blushed and looked embarrassed, "I am sorry to be such a disturbance in this class."
Brinnnnnnnnngggggggg
"Many farewells Beast Boy! I now have to join Raven in history!" said Starfire and walked towards her history classroom.
After the class had found seats the teacher made the students pay attention.
"Now. Like I was saying feasts were very big! Royalty were provided with great feasts. There would be even greater feasts when one of the princesses or princes got married," rambled on Miss Coplin.
"Excuse me Miss Coplin but I have something to share with the class as well! And it is related to history! May I share it now?" requested Starfire.
"Well since it is related to history…that's fine by me!" replied Miss Coplin.
Starfire stood up from her seat, "From my home planet, Tamaran, a large feast would mean that someone was to get married. Most of the time it was the person who made the feast was to be married. At Tamaran we didn't have things like the magic box with pictures that move…"
"Must have been a weird planet you lived on then. A bit obvious because you came from that planet if you know what I mean," interrupted Kitten smugly.
"Like yeah! I so get what you mean! Cause I just get it!" chortled Gretel.
"Well I get it even more because getting it is like the easiest thing to do because it's…its…its getting it!" said Brittany.
"On my planet our people were more polite and respected other people. Such rude and disrespectful people would be known as brocolithogs," said Starfire. The class laughed.
"Well on this planet you would be known as a …" started Kitten.
"Now! I will have none of this nonsense in my class. If it isn't related to history then you're not learning!" said Miss Coplin.
"Whatever Cop," replied Kitten.
"Yeah! Like whatever you're saying! Teeheehee…" giggled Brittany at her own 'joke'.
"Like, what was funny about that? In fact you aren't even funny! Teeheehee…" chortled Gretel.
"Well same to you! You're not even funny! People only laugh at you and not with you! In fact you 'jokes' are so lame that you're the only person laughing! So hah!" shot back Brittany.
"Now girls, girls. No need to fight because I AM funny! Not you two! ME!" said Kitten.
"Oh yeah! Like you are so right!" agreed Brittany.
"Like you are so right even more!" agreed Gretel.
"Like you are…are…are the rightest!" said Brittany.
"Can you two like just shut up!" shouted out Rose from the back.
"I'm trying to meditate," said Raven with one eye closed.
"Now, is meditating part of history? No! I didn't think so!" said Miss Coplin.
Briiiiiiiinnnnnnngggg
"Well the bell rang early it seems," said Miss Coplin staring at her watch.
"Whatever…" said Raven and walked out while smirking at herself and congratulating herself for making the bell ring early.
Sometime in Computer Technology
"Eeeek! Why is that girl not wearing any…" shrieked Starfire but before she could finish her sentence Cyborg ran towards Starfire's computer.
"What's up! Are you looking at something you shouldn't have…oh that. What's so bad a bout Emily the Strange? (Emily the Strange Rocks!)," asked Cyborg.
"She's not wearing any earrings! Aren't all girls supposed to!" replied Starfire quizzically.
"Errr…not all girls have earrings," replied Cyborg.
"Oh…" said Starfire and returned back to her computer which was stuck on google, "Now, what shall I look for now? I know! I shall look up each of my dear friends' names!" and she started typing each of the titans' names. She looked up Raven then Cyborg then Beast Boy. But when she looked up Robin she found something interesting.
"Robin's ultimate fansite…Robin is HOT and on fire…" read out Starfire but before she could investigate more the bell rang.
OMG! I totally suck at this and this took me like weeks! Stupid homework! Bloody hell! Oh and don't forget to review or else you won't see the next chapter for a reaaaaaaaallllll looooooooooooong time! Please review! Oh and cherrisoda is sorta like life because sometimes cherries can be bitter and sour or sweet depends on which one you choose or how you look at it. Soda is also like life because sometimes soda can be flat and boring but it can also be bubbly and exciting…well anyways I made all of that up just then because I chose the name because I liked it and I never thought of it as something to do with life…Now I think I've confused you guys…Remember to review!
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