I had a random thought today: "A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BORED!" So hey, I figured—at least for the Kurama/Hiei-fanfiction-reading portion of them—why not add a chapter to this fic?
Of course, as always, this is dedicated to Katyfoxdemon2, all my faithful reviews who somehow put up with me, and every Kurama/Hiei fan who happens to be bored at this time.
I don't own YYH!
Remember, this story has nothing to do with the last two chapters! Oh, and of course, OOCness!
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Hiei tapped his foot against the branch of the tree he sat in.
Tap... Tap... Tap... Tap...
As exciting as this was, it wasn't time consuming enough to get him through the entire day.
Hiei pondered. What could he do to waste this utterly boring day away, quickly?
'I could rob a bank,' he thought enthusiastically, 'but what would I do with money anyway...?'
Tap... Tap... Tap... Tap...
Somehow, Hiei's train of thought sooner or later convinced him that he was in dire need to shop.
So, up rose the little fire demon! Ran he did to the market! Grab himself a shopping basket he soon accomplished, and put a pez dispenser in it he would!
Then Hiei realized exactly what he was doing and quickly threw the basket back where it came form.
He didn't need to shop! But he was bored anyway, so he scanned around.
He spotted a young boy screaming along with his mother, a cashier blow a bubble with their gum, and a sign that said "10 Items or Less!" which Hiei found to be incredibly stupid.
Complaining to the manager about the sign would surely eat away at the day!
So he approached the young cashier with the gum.
"Where's your manager!?" he demanded.
"Umm... he's over there..." she answered dully, pointing across the store to a man in an old suit.
Hiei turned his back and walked over to the man without speaking another word to the cashier.
"Hey! You with the suit!" Hiei addressed the manager, in a harsh, accusing tone.
"You talkin' ta me!?" the manager reply, in a tough voice, as he puffed out his chest.
"That sign over there," Hiei stated vaguely, raising his hand to point at the "10 Items or Less" sign.
"What about it!?"
Hiei's expression softened and his tone became a little shy.
"It's... incorrect," he said meekly.
"Huh?"
"It's supposed to be: 10 items or fewer."
The manager stared at Hiei blankly in confusion.
"I... I guess you're... right..."
"SO THERE!!!" Hiei yelled, turning around and quickly leaving the store.
'Hmm... that only took about three minutes,' Hiei thought with a sigh.
How depressing. This day would never end...
"Hiei!?"
Hiei quickly turned around at the familiar, sweet voice coming from behind him in the park's direction.
"Kurama...? What are you doing here?"
"I... was buying pez for my little brother..."
"...O... kay..."
"And you, Hiei?" Kurama asked in return, putting on his sexiest of looks.
Hiei remained silent, merely gawking at Kurama's new, sexier expression, and, of course, wondering exactly why he had it.
"Hiei...?"
"Oh. I'm just... bored," Hiei answered, shrugging as he began to walk.
Kurama hurried to catch up.
"Then why don't you spend the day with me!?" Kurama suggested enthusiastically.
"What would we do?" Hiei retorted rudely, keeping his eyes focused on the path ahead.
"Why, there are so many things to do..."
"Like?"
"........."
"See! Today is just plain boring and there's nothing we can do about it!"
"We'll go back to my house and watch an unintelligent, idiotic movie!" Kurama declared, quickly grabbing onto Hiei's arm.
"HUH!?"
But before the fire demon could protest, Kurama began to drag Hiei to his house. And before the authoress could explain what happened on the way there, they had arrived!
"...You've become very fast, Kurama," Hiei complimented, barely noticing when Kurama sat him down on the sofa.
"Thank you," Kurama replied, sitting down just as Hiei had.
"...Umm... Kurama?"
"Yes...?"
"Why are you sitting on my lap?"
"What? OH! I'm sorry!" Kurama cried, quickly getting to his feet and then moving to sit beside his friend. "It should be the other way around," Kurama stated thoughtfully, grabbing Hiei's shoulders and pulling him up onto his own lap, much to Hiei's surprise and frightening.
The two shared a long, awkward stare.
"Kurama, what the hell are you doing?" Hiei asked politely.
"I'm... becoming very attracted to you, Hiei."
Hiei nodded in contemplation.
"And what the hell do you plan on doing?"
"Well, I was hoping that, maybe, you and I could watch this movie."
"With me sitting on your lap?"
"Exactly."
"...Do we have to watch the movie?"
"No, of course not. But we'd have to find something else to do."
"Do you have any other brilliant ideas, Kurama?"
"WELL! We could—"
"AND GIVE ME THE PG VERSION!"
Kurama sat silently.
Hiei nodded.
"Fine. But only because I love you—I... mean because I'm bored."
Kurama blinked in awe of Hiei's slip up.
"I'm bored too!" Kurama cried out happily, engulfing Hiei's body in a series of hugs, cuddles and kisses. "So very bored..."
--End--
