Smile, You're on Teen Titans
Suddenly, an enormous boom shook the tower. "WASN'T ME!" yelled Sophia as she shoved a pack of dynamite out of view. A large hole had appeared in the wall. Standing there was a short girl with dirty blond hair and grayish green eyes wearing a Teen Titans T-shirt (alliteration).
"SORRY I'M LATE!" yelled the girl. "What'd I miss?". "Friend of yours?" asked Cyborg. "Yes, actually" said Sophia, "This is Grey Rain". "Call me Cat" said Grey Rain with a smile. "I'm another fan fic author". "We're all gonna die" said Raven. "Tru dat" said Kate with a thumbs up. "Don't EVER do that again" said Roaine with a look of horror on her face. Kate smiled evilly. "AND DON'T DO WHAT I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA…" Roaine began to shout, but Kate cut her off. "Have I mentioned that she's afraid of bathtubs and toilets?" she said. "KATE!" shouted Roaine. "Ok, that was REALLY weird" said Beast Boy. Cat raised her eyebrows at Sophia. "Trust me" said Sophia, "you don't wanna know".
Kate leapt over to the Titans and began to say, "Nyah Nyah Nyah". "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Sophia and Kate with their hands over their ears (to learn what the hell I'm talking about, see knightfire's profile). Robin backed away slowly. "Alright, this is getting weird" he said. He then collided with a girl wearing a black mask. "Uh, Kate" said Robin. "I think you forgot someone". Kate turned around, saw the girl and screamed piercingly. "THEY'VE FOLLOWED US!" she shrieked. Cat, Roaine, and Sophia whipped around.
"HOLY CRAP!" screamed Sophia
"THIS IS NOT GOOD!" yelled Cat
"NOOOOOOO!" wailed Roaine.
"WHAT IS THE MATTER!" bellowed Cyborg. The three girls (Kate was in a fit of twitching) pointed horrified at the shirt the masked figure (lol) was wearing. On it were two letters: R and R. "What does that stand for?" asked Starfire. "Raven and Robin!" choked Sophia. "What the…!" yelled Raven and Robin.
"RAVEN AND ROBIN FOREVER!" screamed the RaeRob shipper and she began to run through the tower. "You guys take that…THING" yelled Roaine, "I'll give Kate some oxygen". Kate was now twitching and in a fetal position, sucking her thumb and whimpering. Sophia began to pull out some dynamite, but Cat grabbed her arm. "Sophia, we're running low" she said. "Oh, fine" grumbled Sophia. "I'll get the cheese grater if you get the frying pan" said Cat evilly. "Deal" smirked Sophia. They each grabbed the object indicated and began to chase the RaeRob shipper around the Tower.
Meanwhile, Roaine was fanning Kate. "Breathe, Kate" she said. "Can't…breath…RaeRob…not right" said Kate, rocking back and forth in her fetal position. "Oh come on!" shouted Roaine exasperated. Suddenly a light bulb popped up above her head. She looked at it and said, "Now how did that get there?" before shrugging and turning to Kate. "LOOK KATE, IT'S ROBIN AND STARFIRE!" she yelled, pointing at the Tamaranian and the Boy Wonder. "Um…" said Robin, turning scarlet. Kate squealed with joy, pulled out some binoculars, and began observing the couple as one might observe a rare species of penguin. "Take your time with the fluff!" squeaked Kate happily, "I'm here all day!". "Please, what is a fluff?" asked Starfire as the RaeRob shipper, Cat, and Sophia came running by again. "What is a fluff! Oh good…wait a minute…RIGHT!" said Roaine, "You guys don't know the Fan Fic Author's Basic Vocabulary". The Titans watched stupefied as Roaine scribbled madly on a piece of paper. "Here ya go" she said and thrust it at the titans. It read…
Fluff- a cute/romantic moment between two people
RaeRob-Raven and Robin
RobStar-Robin and Starfire
BBRae-Beast Boy and Raven
"You get the basic idea" said Roaine. "This is REALLY insane" said Beast Boy as he backed away from Kate's binoculars. Suddenly, a metallic clang and a grating sound filled the tower along with several screams. Sophia and Cat then emerged carrying the RaeRob shipper and threw her out the window. "Oh that was fun" cackled Cat. The Titans stared at the fan fic authors for a few moments before Sophia shrieked, "OH MY GOD! IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR TEEN TITANS!". "Dude, Teen Titans is only a TV show in OUR world" said Kate. "I rigged up my PS1 so that we can watch it here" said Sophia pulling out a mangled PS1 with antenna sticking out of it. "YAY!" said Roaine and she flopped onto the couch. Sophia ran over to the TV and hooked the PS1 into it. Cat ran off to make popcorn and hoard chocolate. "What do you mean…TV show?" asked Cyborg. "In our world, Teen Titans is a TV show" said Kate. "That's how we know every little detail of what goes on in your lives!". "Oh my…" said Starfire.
Sophia whacked the PS1 as Cat came back balancing a popcorn bowl on her head while stuffing her face with chocolate. The Titans watched as the screen came up with a picture of Robin and strange music started. "What is that?" asked Beast Boy. "That's your theme song!" said Kate. "They're singing it in Japanese this time" said Cat through a mouthful of chocolate. Sophia then began to sing in Japanese. "You can tell I'm obsessed" said Sophia at a pause. "I learned friggin Japanese for you people! I can barely speak English!".
The Titans watched as the theme song…stuff…was replaced by a picture of Killer Moth laughing manically in his layer. "OOH! I LOVE THIS ONE!" squealed Kate. They proceeded to watch the episode, all the Titans looking horrified as they watched themselves on TV. Suddenly, it came to the part where Robin had to dance with Kitten. "THEY GOT THAT ON TAPE!" yelled Robin falling onto the couch and landing in the popcorn bowl. "Well (munch munch) DUH" said Roaine. "They catch (munch) every thing on tape!" said Kate. Starfire turned a nasty shade of blue, Raven broke a few light bulbs, Beast Boy passed out, Cyborg's jaw hit the floor, and Robin's eye started twitching. "Every…" began Starfire. "…thing, yes Kori" said Sophia. Starfire screeched, "HOW DID YOU…!". "I know ALL OF YOUR REAL NAMES!" yelled Sophia. "Your real name's Kori?" asked Cyborg. Starfire nodded mutely, but the Titans were distracted by what had just appeared on the TV. Robin and Starfire were slow dancing in a spotlight. "THAT'S PERSONAL!" yelled Robin, turning scarlet. Beast Boy whooped and laughed along with Cyborg. Raven just stared. Finally, the ending song started and the authors sang along off key. "Oh I love that show" laughed Cat, throwing popcorn at the ceiling. "I hate that show" said Robin fuming. "I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!" yelled Roaine happily.there ya have it. Welcome aboard, Grey Rain!
Your obedient phriend,
Good Lady Grace
