Sooooo…how did you like my last chap? Thanks to all those reviewers! I really appreciate it! Ummmmm…Did you guys think that chapter 11 was going waaaay over the rating because I thought that it just went a bit over the rating but I didn't actually say the word! Well anyways….I think I've comfumbled you guys! Hehehe…I dunno what to write for this chap so I'll just write randomness…Hope you like this chap! Sorry I didn't update last week! Oh and I might cut this chap short because I'm really busy! Sorry!

Chapter 12

Dodgeball

'Hmmm…fan site? I shall ask Robin what that means,' thought Starfire to herself, 'Hot…hot…Did they say that Robin was good-looking? But what did they mean by on fire? Does that mean that someone is to kill Robin!'

"Eeeek!" shrieked Starfire, loudly. Everyone in the hall stared at her.

'Someone is to kill Robin! They are to light him on fire! I must warn him as soon as possible!' thought Starfire and rushed towards her next class which was PDHPE. (Prepare to be sickened!)

Starfire burst through the doors and scanned the room looking for Robin. "Robin! I have depressing news to tell you!"

"Shhhh! The teacher's here Starfire! Why don't you tell me after class? Come sit over here," said Robin and patted the seat next to him.

"Okay, but I do hope that this class finishes soon," replied Starfire as she sat down nest to Robin.

"Now, class! This year we will start the lesson by revising over growth and development! Exciting isn't it?" exclaimed Miss Thodey.

The class groaned and prepared to cover their eyes as they could spy a video tucked under Miss Thodey's arm.

"I have a 1 hr video here and it is full of graphics and explains everything thoroughly! Now let's get started!" grinned Miss Thodey, probably grinning about the looks on the students' faces.

"Robin, I do not get this! What is this growth? A growth of a plant? And what about development?" asked Starfire.

"Errrr…I think that video will tell us," replied Robin unsure of how to answer her and also wanting to know the answer himself.

"Growth and Development. A stage all girls and boys go through. This can be known as puberty or adolescence," announced the voice of the video, "Let us start with the girls' cycle. Here this girl is going shopping with her friend to go buy clothes for a party."

"Yes, we have something for you in the ladies' section and something for you in the kids' section," said a salesperson lady.

30 minutes later…

"OMG! That's so great! I told you that it would happen soon!" exclaimed the girl in the phone.

"I know! Now we're both more similar!" replied the other girl.

"As you can see…insert 'stuff' here…and so now we will move on to the boys' cycle," said the voice of the video.

Two boys are running on a track. One is an older like nearly adultish dude and the other is a teenish guy.

The teenish guy sighed.

"What's wrong?" asked the adultish dude.

"It's not fair! All the boys in my class are developing muscles and I'm as skinny as a stick! And they're growing hairier on their legs! I hardly have any hair on my legs or anywhere! All the boys keep showing off, I just want to be more like them!" said the teenish guy.

"Don't worry. Everyone…." said the adultish dude.

5 minutes later…

"You know son, when I was your age I had wet…" said a boy's father.

15 minutes later…

"So now you know what will happen when you go through this stage," said the voice of the video.

"Now that's finished! What a pity! I wish there was more don't you? Why don't we watch it again?" suggested Miss Thodey.

"NO!" chorused the class.

"Fine, fine. Don't have to be all twitchy!" said Miss Thodey, "Anyone got any questions?"

Starfire raised her hand. "I still do not get what the word se…" started Starfire but then the bell rang.

Brrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggg

Everyone rushed out eager to get to lunch and to try and get good tables in the cafeteria.

"The video comfused me. How do the girls develop these two bumps and how can they leak blood without a wound? The boys' part was even more confusing. I thought that boys were old enough to stop wetting their bed," said Starfire.

"Don't worry Star…I don't think that this sort of stuff will come in handy. So…what were you going to ask me at PDHPE?" asked Robin.

"Robin, I think someone is to…" started Starfire.

"Hey y'all! Cmon! We found seats!" exclaimed Cyborg.

Starfire sighed, "Coming friend."

'Maybe I should tell Raven this,' thought Starfire and rushed towards the table and seated herself next to Raven who was nursing a herbal tea.

"Raven, I must tell you something!" whispered Starfire.

"Okay…just let me finish my herbal tea…" replied Raven.

"Well, I shall tell you as you are drinking. Raven in the computer technology class I saw this site. It said Robin's ultimate fansite. He is so hot and on fire! But I do not get the meaning of the fansite! If it was about Robin and it said fansite, shouldn't there be fans, because I did not see any fans at all. And Robin told me once that when someone said the word 'hot' that they meant that they were referring to the person as good-looking, but then they also said something about fire so then they must be talking about temperatures! And so then I think someone is to kill Robin by putting him on fire!" blabbed Starfire.

Raven looked up from her tea, "Errrrr…Starfire? The word fan means like they admire a ceratin person, in this case it means they admire Robin. They were referring to him as good-looking. But the thing about him being on fire doesn't mean anything about wanting to set Robin alight. It's just a pun. They're saying that he is so 'hot' that he is on fire."

"Oh…Thank you for explaining this to me Raven," thanked Starfire.

"Whatever Starfire, you'll learn this stuff soon enough," replied Raven and returned to her tea.

"Hey! So Star, as you were saying? You think that someone is to?" asked Robin who was sitting across the table.

"Oh! Yes, ummm…I was saying that someone is to…to…be arranging the script for the play!" replied Starfire.

"Oh, okay," responded Robin and returned to his lunch.

20 minutes later…

Briiiiiiiingggg

"Now I shall go and change to have the class of gym!" exclaimed Starfire.

'Oh no! That reminds me! She's doing ballroom dancing, and she's gonna be all alone! Who knows what the boys are going to do! Hmmm…if only I could skip class…That's it! I'll skip class and pretend that I'm in Starfire's class! The perfect plan! That way I can keep an eye on her and maybe dance with her!' thought Robin and rushed towards the boys' changerooms.

In the gym…

"Now! Girls and boys! For gym we shall be learning ballroom dancing! Now I shall assign you girl and boy partners! You go with him! You go with her!" barked Miss Salisbury.

Robin hid in the corner so that he wouldn't be assigned a partner. Originally he was going to pretend to be a student but he changed his mind and decided that he was just going to keep an eye on Starfire.

"You will go with her!" said Miss Salisbury and she pushed Speedy towards Starfire.

"Eeeerrrrr…Hi Starfire! Fancy that aye? I'm partners with you again!" said Speedy.

"Yes! It is a coincidence as you might say!" replied Starfire smiling.

"Shall we dance?" asked Speedy and held out his hand while bowing.

"No physical contact between opposite genders!" barked Miss Salisbury.

"But this is dancing, there has to be physical contact…" said Speedy looking at her weirdly.

"Well you're just gonna have to wait won't you!" replied Miss Salisbury.

"That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about…" responded Speedy.

Meanwhile Robin was lurking in the shadows, unnoticed watching the way Speedy and some other boys were 'flirting' with Starfire.

'If Speedy lays one finger on Starfire I am gonna pounce on him!' thought Robin furiously.

"Now, we shall teach you first a dance called the waltz. Boys, offer your hand to your partner and girls, take his hand," instructed Miss Salisbury.

Robin was glaring at Speedy as he took Starfire's hand.

'Must resist urge to kill…' thought Robin.

"Now, boys, take your left hand in her right hand and your right hand on her waist and girls, put your right hand in his left and out your left hand on his shoulder," said Miss Salisbury.

Speedy and Starfire followed the instructions. Except in Robin's point of view he thought that Speedy had his hand just above Starfire's ahem…'glutious maximus'.

"Now the dancing goes like this, boys you will lead, right foot, left foot, twirl repeat. (I'm just making this up.)," said Miss Salisbury.

Cries of, "OMG! You idiot! You stepped on my foot!" and "Can't you dance properly?" and "You ruined my pedicure!" were heard.

Robin was fuming as he watched Speedy and Starfire dance because he could have sworn that Speedy pulled Starfire closer as they twirled around.

"OKAY! Everyone stop! Now I think we'll have to watch a video about this dance! It's a 15 minute video and should make you people better at dancing," said Miss Salisbury.

"Speedy? I do not mean to be rude but I think you should let go of me as the video is starting," pointed out Starfire.

"Oh…Sorry!" apologized Speedy and released his grip while blushing.

The video started, "The waltz…"

15 minutes later…

"Now dance! Dance I tell you!" barked Miss Salisbury.

Still they were as unsuccessful as before.

"Well…Maybe a game of dodgeball shall be good," suggested Miss Salisbury with a sigh. (Special thanks to Riles who gave me most of the suggestions of the classes for this fanfci xoxo)

"YEAH!" cheered most of the class except for a few girls including the Barbie Dolls.

"Now I'll assume that all of you know the rules. Hit a person on the knee or under and that person is out," said Miss Salisbury.

"Excuse me miss but I can't play dodgeball," said Brittany Mills.

"And why is that?" asked Miss Salisbury.

"Because the balls a orange! And I don't play games with orange balls! Besides, orange is sooooooo not in! I'd rather play dodgeball with pink or blue balls! In fact any colour would do, any colour except for orange balls!" pointed out Brittany matter-of-factly.

A few people snickered and lots of people stared at her weirdly.

"What did I say?" cried out Brittany.

"Well I'm sorry but you're just gonna have to play with orange balls!" replied Miss Salisbury and blew her whistle signaling for the game to start.

Balls were flying everywhere and people were getting hit. Less and less people were left in the game. More and more people were getting hit.

"Like OMG! She's got mad skills! Go Starfire!" cheered Rose.

"I have angry moves!" said Starfire while dodging and throwing balls at the same time.

"Star? It's mad moves. Not angry moves," said Lilac.

"Oh, yes! What Lilac said! I have mad moves!" replied Starfire and 'accidentally' threw a ball at Kitten who was miraculously still in the game.

"EEEK! Why'd you do that for?" shrieked Kitten.

"Well that is the rules of the game is it not? You must hit the person with a ball," replied Starfire.

"Whatever!" said Kitten, "OOOH! Look! Fangy-poo's here! I'll go and kiss him now!"

Kitten pointed towards a window where a spider-faced guy was staring from and she ran out of the gym without the teacher noticing.

Briiiiinnnnng

The bell rang and it was time to go to drama.

Sorry! I'm so rushed these days! I have soooooooooo many tests! Waaaaaah! I hope you liked it though! I have to go now! Bye!

Bibi

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