Disclaimer's note: Surely, I should be able to own Dan's mom, but I don't. Capcom does. I hope you're happy with yourselves, so that we can walk around wishing for things that normally wouldn't happen.

Dan: Get over it. You don't own me.

Wizard: But I don't have to make this fanfic.

Dan: Always with the fanfic business.


Twelve years after Go Hibiki died, Dan had been training nonstop in hopes to avenge his father's death. However, his grades were dropping steadily, a fact that his mother usually pointed out. She was especially worried when Dan told her he would be going to Japan to train with a man named Shen Long.

"But what about school? You need good grades so you can become something," she had cried.

"Mom, I'm not interested in grades. All I care about is getting my hands on the bastard who killed Dad!" Dan yelled.

"I told you not to curse!" she yelled.

"I'm sorry, Mom," Dan said, tears coming down his eyes.

Mrs. Hibiki sighed, "I guess I can't stop you, but please be careful out there. I don't want to see you get hurt like your father."

"Mom, I promise I won't get hurt."

Dan kissed his mother on the cheek and left Hong Kong. Now he was on a highway near the countryside with no clue where he was or where to head. Therefore, he began hitchhiking to Japan, with no success so far. After what happened to be the hundredth car, a truck stopped and picked him up.

"Thank God you stopped," Dan, gasped as he climbed into the cab. "Where're you heading."

"I'm heading to Osaka to pick up something," said the truck driver, who was muscular and wearing clothes too tight for his body.

"Osaka…Osaka…that's in Japan?"

"Sure enough, you headed there."

"Yeah, I gotta go train there."

"Train? You a fighter."

"Sure enough, and I'm gonna avenge my father's death."

"Who killed your dad?"

"Sagat."

"Sagat killed your dad? And you're gonna fight him?"

"Yep," Dan answered. The truck driver burst out laughing.

"Boy do you know that Sagat will kill you?"

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"

"I can bench 450 and I could probably hurt Sagat. How much do you bench?"

"419."

"Hmmm…and you look like that?"

"It's the clothes…and how should I look?"

"Like a man. I was in the Beijing Penitentiary for 15 years. They gave me a job being a trucker, and my life has been great ever since."

"Yeah, I mean you get to travel countryside."

"And meet a lot of great men."

"Yeah and meet a lot of great…hey, what do you mean men?" Dan wondered.

"Like I said, I was in Beijing Penitentiary for 15 years and I ain't never had a conversation with a guy like you. You don't need to go fight Sagat…we could be together forever."

As the truck driver leaned in closer, the only sound heard throughout the countryside was Dan screaming "Mommy!"


Disclaimer's Note: I apologize deeply for convicts, Asians, and anyone else offended by this chapter. It was only made for a laugh; after all…Dan was supposed to be a joke character.

Dan: Now you said it! Gou-shoken.

Dan releases tiny fireball, which The Shining Wizard dodges.

Dan: Crap! I gotta get me a better Super!