"Alright here we go. The next contestant may not be known for her smarts but when it comes down to the line she's loyal and true. Its ironic how people can act when things happen…Here's Hannah Abbot with 'Ironic' By Alanis Moriset
Hannah came out on the stage in a black shroud that covered her up
An old man turned
ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a
black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes
too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
Hannah threw off the shroud to show a punk rocker outfit
It's like rain
on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's
the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've
thought...it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He
packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his
whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down
he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it
ironic...dontcha think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's
a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you
just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures
Well
life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think
everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a
funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone
wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam
when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette
break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a
knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his
beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too
ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your
wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the
good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it
figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has
a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Hannah smiled as she took her bow. The entire Hufflepuff table was screaming for her.
Lee came back on "that was great Hannah a real top act"
