Wow I never knew they had such problems... Kristina are you done barring the
closet door " Yep!"
good, here comes our next group.
(Shippo comes in and sits down. Miroku sits down next to him)
H: Now I hear you guys have family problems. Tell us about them.
K: yes please
Shippo: Well, Miroku why don't you start.
Miroku:Ok, you see I don't remember every meeting my mother ( starts to weep )
K:( crying ) That is so sad
H:Yeah, whatever get a new mother
Miroku: ( suddenly happy ) What a great idea ( sees a bunny ) ( picks up bunny ) you'll be my new mother!
K: We better keep track on him ...
H:Right ( places microscope camera on Mirokus forehead, then lets him leave )
K:Now Shippo what is wrong with you?
H: Yeah you always seem so happy. Is something wrong?
Shippo: Yes you see I only knew my father for awhile and I never knew my mother!
K:yes that is a problem
( Darth.Vader.Looking.Person. comes out of the shadows )
D.V.L.P: Shippo ( Darth.Varder.Intake ) I am ( D.V.I. ) your father.
Shippo: ( tilts head cutely ) Really?
D.V.L.P: Yes
Shippo:Whoopie ( jumps into D.V.L.P arms ) ( They both walk out the door )
H: Well that was interesting
K: Yeah lets watch the Miroku com.
H:Ok ( presses red button and huge T.V screen comes out )
( We see Miroku in front of a dollar store with bunny in hand )
Miroku: ( looks child like ) mommy can I buy a piece of candy? ( The bunny wiggles his nose,
bunny-like well duh she
is a bunny ) Wahhh you never let me yet get anything ( mama bunny jumps out of
Mirokus arms and onto the street ) MOMMY! COME BACK WATCH OUT FOR THAT
TRUCK! NOOOOOOO! mommy ...
( Miroku sees the mama bunny, it's okay, but Miroku thinks it is dead )
Miroku: Evil Truck Feel The Wrath Of My Wind Tunnel! (sucks in car with wind
tunnel accidentally sucking in the bunny as well ) Wow ... this place is weird ( he finds himself
on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere when a cow floats by )
( The screen goes fuzzy )
H: Ok ... that was weird
K:Cool! I never knew that was in his wind tunnel
H: I don't think anyone did anyone NEXT!
