Ch 2: Mothers, Fathers, and Microscope cameras

Wow I never knew they had such problems... Kristina are you done barring the

closet door " Yep!"

good, here comes our next group.

(Shippo comes in and sits down. Miroku sits down next to him)

H: Now I hear you guys have family problems. Tell us about them.

K: yes please

Shippo: Well, Miroku why don't you start.

Miroku:Ok, you see I don't remember every meeting my mother ( starts to weep )

K:( crying ) That is so sad

H:Yeah, whatever get a new mother

Miroku: ( suddenly happy ) What a great idea ( sees a bunny ) ( picks up bunny ) you'll be my new mother!

K: We better keep track on him ...

H:Right ( places microscope camera on Mirokus forehead, then lets him leave )

K:Now Shippo what is wrong with you?

H: Yeah you always seem so happy. Is something wrong?

Shippo: Yes you see I only knew my father for awhile and I never knew my mother!

K:yes that is a problem

( Darth.Vader.Looking.Person. comes out of the shadows )

D.V.L.P: Shippo ( Darth.Varder.Intake ) I am ( D.V.I. ) your father.

Shippo: ( tilts head cutely ) Really?

D.V.L.P: Yes

Shippo:Whoopie ( jumps into D.V.L.P arms ) ( They both walk out the door )

H: Well that was interesting

K: Yeah lets watch the Miroku com.

H:Ok ( presses red button and huge T.V screen comes out )

( We see Miroku in front of a dollar store with bunny in hand )

Miroku: ( looks child like ) mommy can I buy a piece of candy? ( The bunny wiggles his nose,

bunny-like well duh she

is a bunny ) Wahhh you never let me yet get anything ( mama bunny jumps out of

Mirokus arms and onto the street ) MOMMY! COME BACK WATCH OUT FOR THAT

TRUCK! NOOOOOOO! mommy ...

( Miroku sees the mama bunny, it's okay, but Miroku thinks it is dead )

Miroku: Evil Truck Feel The Wrath Of My Wind Tunnel! (sucks in car with wind

tunnel accidentally sucking in the bunny as well ) Wow ... this place is weird ( he finds himself

on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere when a cow floats by )

( The screen goes fuzzy )

H: Ok ... that was weird

K:Cool! I never knew that was in his wind tunnel

H: I don't think anyone did anyone NEXT!