CH 3: Reincarnation Court

Sorry still a little shaken up from that Miroku incident wooo! How about you

Kristina " Ha ha ha "

Shessomaru is in the closet". Yeah um ok ... oh hear comes hear our next

patients.

( Kikyo and Kagome walk into therapy room )

H: Ok what are you two here for

Kikyo: We have a problem only one of us may live

K: Why?

Kikyo: Only one of us may have Inuyasha's heart

Kagome: Kikyo, why won't you leave Inuyasha alone

H:Ok this is getting a little weird

K: Did either if you know of his obsession foe socks

Kikyo: Inuyasha Is Mine ( clearly ignoring people )

Kagome: ( shoots Kikyo and kills her )

H: OMG! Kagome just committed murder

K: No, she committed suicide!

H: Holy Shit she did didn't she

K: You know what this means

H: Kristina press the Blue Button

Kagome: What's going on?

H: You have the right to remain silent ... or ELSE!

K: ( press's the blue button )

( They are now in a Court Room )

Judge: Professor Dumbledore

P.D: Please state your emergency case

H: Ok Kikyo tried Kagome but Kagome killed Kikyo and since they are like the

same person reincarnated, Kristina said it was suicide and I am so confused.

K: What do we do?

P.D: Do you have any witnesses?

Kagome: Hey, don't I have a say in this!

All: NO!

H: Oh, yeah, I have a witness. Kristina the closet please.

K: ( opens closet and pulls out Inuyasha who seems in shock ) Inuyasha Wake Up!

Inuyasha: Did you see that she just ...

H: Inuyasha tell Professor Dumledore what you saw. ( Puts Inuyasha on the witness stand )

Inuyasha: She struck ...then ... professor Dumbledore?

P.D: Yes, what is it?

Inuyasha: Do you like socks?

P.D: Yes, socks are the best!

Inuyasha: Do you want to make a I love Socks Club?

P.D: Ok ( Inuyasha and P.d. walk outdoor to make sock club )

K: Well that could have gone better

H: Yeah, we could have got Kagome killed

Kagome: I can hear you

H: Oh, well I can fix that ( grabs Kagome and stuffs her in a box )

K: ( changes court room back to therapist office )

H: Well that was a snore fest NEXT!