Sorry still a little shaken up from that Miroku incident wooo! How about you
Kristina " Ha ha ha "
Shessomaru is in the closet". Yeah um ok ... oh hear comes hear our next
patients.
( Kikyo and Kagome walk into therapy room )
H: Ok what are you two here for
Kikyo: We have a problem only one of us may live
K: Why?
Kikyo: Only one of us may have Inuyasha's heart
Kagome: Kikyo, why won't you leave Inuyasha alone
H:Ok this is getting a little weird
K: Did either if you know of his obsession foe socks
Kikyo: Inuyasha Is Mine ( clearly ignoring people )
Kagome: ( shoots Kikyo and kills her )
H: OMG! Kagome just committed murder
K: No, she committed suicide!
H: Holy Shit she did didn't she
K: You know what this means
H: Kristina press the Blue Button
Kagome: What's going on?
H: You have the right to remain silent ... or ELSE!
K: ( press's the blue button )
( They are now in a Court Room )
Judge: Professor Dumbledore
P.D: Please state your emergency case
H: Ok Kikyo tried Kagome but Kagome killed Kikyo and since they are like the
same person reincarnated, Kristina said it was suicide and I am so confused.
K: What do we do?
P.D: Do you have any witnesses?
Kagome: Hey, don't I have a say in this!
All: NO!
H: Oh, yeah, I have a witness. Kristina the closet please.
K: ( opens closet and pulls out Inuyasha who seems in shock ) Inuyasha Wake Up!
Inuyasha: Did you see that she just ...
H: Inuyasha tell Professor Dumledore what you saw. ( Puts Inuyasha on the witness stand )
Inuyasha: She struck ...then ... professor Dumbledore?
P.D: Yes, what is it?
Inuyasha: Do you like socks?
P.D: Yes, socks are the best!
Inuyasha: Do you want to make a I love Socks Club?
P.D: Ok ( Inuyasha and P.d. walk outdoor to make sock club )
K: Well that could have gone better
H: Yeah, we could have got Kagome killed
Kagome: I can hear you
H: Oh, well I can fix that ( grabs Kagome and stuffs her in a box )
K: ( changes court room back to therapist office )
H: Well that was a snore fest NEXT!
