Ch 5. Fire & ice ... but mostly Hot air

K: Another day another chipmunk

H: ( puts chibi Kurama away ) you mean therapy session right?

K: How does his hair stay up like that?

H: Who?

K: Hiei!

H: Ohhhh ... who knows

K: On with the session!

( enter Hiei and Yukina )

H: So what is your problem?

K: OMG ITS HIEI! ( fall to floor ... twitching )

Hiei: hn.

Yukina: I don't know that he's my long lost brother ... and he listens to really bad music!

Hiei: There's nothing wrong with Korn!

K: Everything Hiei does is wonderful! ( goes to store and buys everything she sees that's Korn )

H: I like corn ... on the cob ... popcorn... corn balls

Yukina: 11! that's nice...!

Hiei: hn.

K: So, you don't know that he's your brother?

Yukina: Yep

H: But then that means you do know!

K: ( very confused ) yeh ... uh ... what she said ( continues looking at Hiei )

Yukina: ( turns to Hiei ) Your my long lost brother?

Hiei: hn. ( also trying to avoid the Kristina looking shadow following him... )

H: So ... anymore problems you would like to talk about?

Hiei: ( running around room avoiding shadow ) hn?

Yukina: Well, I'm not sure ... Hey! want to dance to the Hamster Song?

Hiei: ( hiding behind chair still avoiding Kristina looking shadow ) hn!

H: OK! ( starts dancing with Yukina )

Hiei: Can Someone Help Me! hn. ( runs into wall ) ( closet opens to reveal Youku Kurama )

Youko: Now I Shall Steal All Your Shiny Things! Bwahahahahahaha!

H: ( starts to follow Youko )

Youko: ( hides behind unconscious Hiei trying to shake off Heather looking shadow )

K: ( holds Hiei's spiky head ) Finally he is mine! Now what to do with him! ( takes out shiny

vanilla ice-cream )

Hiei: ( wakes up suddenly ) SWEETSNOW!MINE! hn.

Youko: Oh! Shiny stuff! ooohhh NO MINE!

( Hiei and Youko Kurama both fight to the death for 'shiny sweet snow stuff ' )

K: ( drools ) ( stops, gets look of horror and looks over to the door and screams ) AAAHHHHHHH! ITS E.T! home-phone!

E.T: phone-home and destroy

H+K: USE YOUR OWN DAMN PHONE AHHHHH!

( Youko and Hiei become friends and run out of the room )

(Yukina becomes injured by the glowing hands of E.T ) ( still dancing )

( K+H wait for next session ) ( I like writing in parenthesis )

K: NEXT!