H: Hello welcome back to our therapy sessions!
K: ( crying ) I had him in my grasp, so close, so close
H: Yeah to bad well ... whatever
( enter Lord Voldermort and 2 Death eaters )
H: Cool! Hello dark Lord of Evilness.
Lord V: Why have you called me here I have many evil things to do!
K: Anger issues!
Lord V: WHAT!
H: nothing 11!
K: I need to ask you a few questions, than you can leave. Ok?
Lord V: Fine ... but make it quick
K: ( deep intake of breath ) Why do you want to take over the world? Why are you so ugly?
have you ever had a girlfriend? if so was she ugly too? Why are you called the "Dark
Lord" if your favorite color is green? Why not the green Lord? What was your mom
like? Why did you put a scar in Harry's head? Why not not something more
socially expectable? ( starts panting heavily )
Lord V: II! um ... It fun ... Im not ... yes ... no, and im not ugly either ... the green lord sounds like a plant ... none of
your business ... i don't know ... Happy New Year!
H: Wow, he is clueless. Cool!
K: Look I think I over loaded his small snaky brain.
Lord V: ( skipping through field of flowers singing " Happy! Happy! Happy! " )
H: Hahahahahaha! Cool I know lets talk to his Death Eaters
D.E: ummm ... ok ( sits down and pulls back hoods to revel Mr. Malfoy and Snape )
H: So That's where you were Snapy-poo!
Snape: Not You Anyone But YOU!
K: You know him?
Snape: ( disappears through hole in floor )
H: Yeah. I was in his class till I dropped out of school. Good times good times ...
( flash-back )
( enter H, Harry, Ron, Draco, and Hermoine )
Harry: I hate Snape. His class is so boring and cold!
Draco: I don't know he is nice to me.
Ron: Slytherin, duh. I hate Snape!
All except Heather : ( nods head in agreement )
All but Heather: What You Like Snape!
H: Yup, I like how he says " Ms. don't mix those ingredients together, Ms.
please return to your seat,
Ms. don't touch me there!"
All: ( back away from Heather )
( end flash-back )
K: Right ... Whatever
H: ( out of daze ) So, Mr. Malfoy how are you?
K: WATCH OUT! ( giant chipmunk drops out of nowhere and eats Mr. Malfoy, than vanishes )
H: DAMN THOSE CHIPMUNKS!
K: NEXT!
