AN- Thanks for all the great reviews. I don't really know why I'm writing this story...I probably have been reading to many arrowmaker stories. LOL. Anyway I just want to say that EERYONE will be very OOC in this Chapter. That was a joking. Nevermind you'll get it after you read it. I think I might have to raise the rating (tell me if you think so) but anyway, Here's The Goods!

Introducing The Band

Sharwyn looks at the half-orc, elf and the halfling (who was looking at looking around her left side trying to get a good view of her rear end). She spoke as they walked down the roads of City's Core, "We really need to make so gold and really quick."

Tomi said, "Maybe we could pimp you and Linu out. Ya know the people need some inspiration…"

Sharwyn slapped him in the back of the head Moe-style. He attempted to poke her in the eyes but couldn't reach.

"Could someone give an halfling a little help…" just as he said that a short little guy with no hair came walking up…

"I don't know dude…" He spoke as another voice came from behind him.

He was a gnome with sly looking eyes, "I think everyone's all jealous and cuz you're like the lead singer of the band dude...

Baldy continued, "And I think everyone's got a friggin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show..."

"What show, Grimgraw…" the gnome asked.

"I said to call Shady, dude." The dark eyed guy said as he held his hand up.

"My bad, holmes. I forgot we'z be getting ready to bust our flow down at the Tavern, right? But what about the other guys…they bounced on us?" Shady looked at him with sharp eyes, "Fa-niz-ole"

Linu eyes opened wide as she raced over to the two and nearly crashed into the pair but pulled out leaving a cloud of dust into the air, "I'm think we could help you out."

Grim looked at his friend, "Can you flow?"

Linu aka (Kuniva) took at step back singing,

"I'm a little bit off the chain, you can call me insane, but the fact remains
That I'm a psycho
Better get it through your brain, when you say my name, never say it in vain
Cause I'm a psycho"

Daelen aka Bizarre leaped forward

"Am I insane? Who really knows, cause any second my temper can fucking
Blow, I get colder than December, black the fuck out, tomorrow won't even remember"

Tomi aka Swifty

I'm a motherfuckin omen, I bow down to no man, I'll split any man open,
Killing folks compulsive, a soldier wit a motive, scrotum big as boulders,

Sharwyn aka Kon Artist

"We all soldiers, we move as a unit, we all roll up, show up at your residence
And torch your front door up, get scared, life ain't fair, and I'm prepared to blast ya"

Grim Shady said, "Welcome to my band."

"Grim ah, Shady, I thought it was our band. Don't go and get a big head…that's why those other guys bailed…"

"Awright, our band but I'm still the lead singer." He said as grabbed for the four sheets of paper and handed them to the gnome, "Proof! Gives these to the scrubs!"

Tomi looked at the paper, "How much ya be paying for this gig?"

XOXOXO

Aribeth looked around at the dying bodies in the Halls of Justice as Fenthick's eyes gazed upon her, "I can't do it. I can't do anything for these people…"

"It's not your place to save everyone…"

"But it is. A paladin's work is never done," she said as she prepared to cast more healing spells over the sore covered bodies.

Fenthick grabbed her twisted her to his face…

"You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is still (just) a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by"

He kissed her tenderly. "You aren't Tyr. You mustn't work so hard."

Aribeth looked at him, "But…"

He began to serenade her again…

"And when two lovers woo
They still say: "i love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by"

Fenthick said, "I love you, Ari." And he wrapped his arms around her.

She kissed him back now and she began to sing back to him…

"Moonlight and love songs - never out of date
Hearts full of passion - jealousy and hate
Woman needs man - and man must have his mate
That no one can deny"

She grabbed him back, passionately and their lips meet sending sparks down their spines and together they sang…

"It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by"

XOXOXO

The stage was bright and hot as the six figures stood still as the fog mist started to subdue and the track started to roll and Grimgraw, I mean Grim Shady, grabbed his mic singing the chorus…

"These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band..."

The lights exploded into a kaleidoscope of colors as them rest of the group danced about and he began to rap

"So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Grim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in this group, baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my friggin' god it's Grim"
"I swear to friggin Tyr dude you friggin rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your -"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my A CAPPELLAS!"

As he said this the full tavern began to scream but Grim keep his composure and continued

"All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryin' ta steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva (Linu waves her hand) tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told her Selune Moonbow's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b…"

Every began to sing to sing the chorus

"These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band, my band (the words began to repeat and fade)

Tomi pushes Grim off the stage as he steals the mic from him. Shady is very welcomed in the crowd as everyone begins to grope him. Tomi raps…
"You just wanna see a halfling backwards don't you
Hey dawg how come we don't rap on pro tours
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we on the donkeys and he on the tour steed
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin ta get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back

Sharwyn and Linu clap their hands together as they begin to rap…
Shar-"Look hi,m little punk ass thinkin' he's it
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick

Linu-Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Nasher
(Shady: No I had an interview not you two)
Linu-You gonna be late for soundcheck
Sharwyn-Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Linu-But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
Sharwyn-You know what man I'ma say somethin
Linu-Hey yo Grim
(Grim: You got somethin to say!)
Sharwyn-Man no
Linu-I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Sharwyn-Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Linu-I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

Bloody as Proof sits on the edge of the stage as Grim is still dancing with the crowd and raps…

"They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I Should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ready to stab a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band, ilbrith, we don't play instruments
So why's he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Grim: Proof help my on stage)
Get up on your own

Can't never make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Bizz and Beth!)

Daelen as Bizarre stands in the middle of the stage with his hands in the air and begins to rap…

"God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis showed me her rack
Every damn show…I was in the back
This damn show… I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Grim, ask us the questions
Like who's in the band, how we get started
(Girl in the crowd screams-What about Grim Shady?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, the ladies think I'm cute
Then he told me to do sit ups to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Forget this man, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne"

The rest of the group (including Grim) grab the half-orc. And he laughs singing…
"Just kiddin' I'm in the hottest boy band in the world...
DD-12!"
(Grim Shady starts salsa singing as everyone else begins to dance)
"I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

The crowd began to throw gold pieces and everyone but Grim ran off stage.

Grim says as he looks around, "Where'd everybody go?"

BACK STAGE-

With soft music Kuniva aka Linu says…
Shoot dog,
Hahaha

Swift
I jus told him.
That Red Tiger, he goin' to far wit this stuff.
He's doin' that crazy stuff I sure of it…..

Kuniva
Uh What..?

Swift(Tomi)
Bastards don't act like you don't know this group member.
Mother of a Calminshite Whore!
You know he talkin' that crazy ass shit.
He goin' to far Man.

DD-12 mumbling

Kon Artist
Man, It's sweet. It aint bad..

DD-12 mumbelling

Proof
Aiy, Aiy, Aiy, Aiy, BIZZY!
Bring yo' fat ass over here..
Get your hairy ass, C'mere.

The rest of the group starts laughing

Swift
Kick that shinnzle in here..

Kuniva
Wanna Kick some shinnzle man?
Turn the radio down dogg, turn the radio dog!

Bizarre aka DTR walks in half dazed with stars around his head…
"My girlfriends in the Olympics, she'll be running track meets
I'm lying, she's a paraplegic, she eats wit her feet'

DD-12 laughing
Hahahahahaha

Bizzare
The Fuck you laughin at?
She'll be here next week.
On a black sheep, wit 2 other Handicap Freaks.

D12 laughing

Yeah Haha.

That stuffs dope man,
Write that down Kon Artist…

That was some crazy stuff dogg!

D12 mumbelling

That was crazy.
That was crazy as hell to hear…


AN- Just for the record, one of my best friends has been pushing D-12 music on me lately. They are hilarious (better than Eminem by himself not an Slim Shady fan>) Anywho, I borrow lyrics from My Band and American Psycho (my favorite song of theirs) and Fenthick sang 'As Time Goes By' from Casa Blanca to Ari. Awww. But it gets better...b-cuz I'm just plain nuts.

Laterz.