A Lovely Nightmare
Chapter 3: Rivalry
Disclaimer: We do not own Saint Seiya… Just Natsumi and Yvette.
Chapter 3
Natsumi, unfortunately, walked into the kitchen at the wrong time. She turned a slight red with a grin beginning to curl in at the sides of her face.
Saori, sitting on the counter, and Seiya, searching through the cabinets below, were talking. Really, it did look wrong. It appeared as Seiya's head was up her dress.
"I don't think the egg beater is down there, Seiya," said Natsumi calmly and with a grin.
Seiya quickly tried to lift his head out from under the counter but hit his head as he was coming out. Saori just slid over to the side.
Yvette began to chuckle as she walked in on the scene, leaning against the doorframe. She abruptly stopped as someone wrapped arms around her waist. She looked up to see Shun. She leaned back to rest on his chest.
Ikki had over heard the scenario and made a perverted (one that we could have done without) comment. Natsumi turned and slapped him. "Ouchie!" Ikki runs toward Saori. "Mommy, Natsumi hurt me!" He said very childish.
Saori looked at him like a freak and slapped him. Natsumi walked over and slapped both of them. "Don't you dare slap him, whore!" reprimanded Natsumi.
"Don't call me a whore, stupid bitch," yelled Saori.
"And don't you call my sister that you spoiled, selfish whore," Yvette yelled.
Yvette and Saori go at it while Seiya tries to hold Saori back; Shun held Yvette.
"Please, calm down, Yvette," pleaded Shun.
"I'm sick and tired of all of you telling me to 'calm down'!" Yvette yelled with red eyes that glowed like a freshly lit flame.
"OMG! You're definitely the reincarnation of Nemesis," Saori mumbled.
Ikki clearly said, "Wow, one that raises chaos that dates a quiet, serene, and collective boy…"
Yvette growled an insult back at him.
"Ooh, touchy, touchy, feelly, feelly," Ikki stated.
"Only on Shun," Yvette said with a smile as she walks out of the kitchen.
Shun shrugs but is also blushing as he walks out following her.
-Two hours and eighteen minutes later-
Seiya and Shiryu are sitting playing a fighting video game. Shun is lying on the couch on his back with Yvette lying on him, her head on his chest.
"God! I lost again!" yelled Seiya.
Natsumi walks up behind him. "You suck, Seiya, how many times have you lost?"
Seiya, surprised and shocked, falls out of his chair face first onto the floor. "Ow! God!" He quickly stands up and trips over the chair landing in it. "Why'd you do that?"
"If you weren't so stupid maybe you could get out of a chair," Yvette said closing her eyes, halfway falling asleep because Shun smells really good.
Hyoga comes down the stairs and walks right past the couch slapping Yvette's butt.
"Oh, hell no!" said Shun. "You did not just slap my woman's ass!"
Everyone turns to look at Shun shocked; especially Yvette.
"Shun! I've never heard you curse… It's quite sexy." Yvette starts kissing Shun.
"Uh, sick!" Seiya throws a pillow at Shun. He catches it with his eyes closed and tosses it back at Seiya hitting him in the head. Seiya hit the floor, again. As Yvette was getting off Shun, Hyoga walks by and snaps her bra strap.
"Pervert!" Yvette yelled.
"Touch her again and I will kill you!" Shun said as he held Hyoga by the collar of his shirt.
"Shun ticked… Sexy!" Yvette stated. "You're cute when you're mad."
"Woah, dude, I only wanted to play with her," Hyoga whined.
"Threesome! Ew! Get a room!" Natsumi teased.
"It's not like it's his fault, I mean, you're wearing some revealing clothing," Seiya pointed out.
Yvette was wearing a blue tank top, black leather mini skirt, and high heels. "How is this revealing?"
"It isn't," Shun said as he went to kiss her.
"You are pathtic," Hyoga mumbled. He also mumbled something about sleeping with Yvette.
Ikki made a comment as he came down the stairs, "The last time I checked that was considered rape, not sex."
"Speaking of rape…" Natsumi began, "Yvette was raped when she was little."
Shun broke the kiss and looked at Natsumi. "What?"
"That's what I didn't want to tell you earlier," Yvette said with some shame.
"Yeah, her ex-bf…" Natsumi stops short as the knife hits the wall right next to her head.
"NATSUMI!" yelled Yvette obviously upset.
"Nice aim!" exclaimed Hyoga.
Yvette seductively smiles at Hyoga sending shivers throughout his body, "What're you talking about? I missed."
Hyoga's jaw dropped.
Yvette walks halfway up the stairs, "Anyone other than Shun and Shiryu gets a knife!" She continues to walk up the remainder of the stairs, heels echoing throughout the hall, a door opening and slamming. Shun quickly follows her.
About a minute later, a volley of knives hits the door, the sound infusing the mansion. Shun runs frantically out of the room to lean against the top of the stairs. "She's scary!"
"Try 16 years and then tell me what's scary!" Natsumi stated. "You haven't seen the half. A full New Yorker from Brooklyn."
"I heard that!" Yvette yelled from her room, with the door slightly ajar. She slams her door.
"My turn, I guess. If I get a knife thrown at me I blame all of you." Shiryu makes his way up to her room. He opens the door slightly and asks, "You're not going to throw a knife at me are you?"
"No," Yvette said silently as she still sobbed.
"Why are you crying?"
"Natsumi told everyone my deepest, darkest secret and I didn't want anyone to know."
"Understandable." Shiryu watched as she still sobbed into her black and cerulean silk pillow. "If you want to talk about it I'll listen."
"I don't want to."
Shun comes into her room, "Am I still in the dog house?"
"I don't care," Yvette said nonchalantly.
Shun noticed that she was still crying, "No, don't cry; you'll make me cry." Shun's eyes began to water.
Yvette looked up from her pillow with her make-up running down her face.
Shiryu got up and left to go downstairs.
"You seriously suck!" Natsumi stated.
"Then you try!" yelled Seiya.
"Fine! I'll kick your butt!"
Shiryu just stood and watched.
In seconds Natsumi beat Seiya in a round of combat.
"My controller wasn't working!" protested Seiya.
Natsumi switched controllers with him. Again, she beat him in seconds.
"This game sucks," announced Seiya.
"No, you do," Natsumi said bluntly.
"Betcha can't be Shiryu!" said Seiya.
Shiryu stared.
Seiya turned, "How 'bout it?"
"I guess," shrugged Shiryu.
Natsumi won the first. Shiryu won the second. Both of them tied in the final with a KO attack.
"Ow!" said someone, then a thud came, "Dammit!"
Hyoga looks up the stairs, "Wonder what they're doing?"
"With your mind you don't have to," Natsumi said throwing a butter knife and misses, "You moved your head."
"Nuh uh!" Hyoga said childishly.
"You twitched," said Shiryu.
Hyoga walks up the stairs.
"Oh, my… You're going to watch!" exclaimed Natsumi calmly shaking her head.
Hyoga walks in, "Oh! So, you were going to do it?" He sees both on the floor.
"GET OUT!" Yvette scrambled to get up to get a knife and toss it at him.
Hyoga runs out her room and down the hall with knives chasing him, "I like the stuffed animals better!"
"Oh, gosh, make up your mind!" yelled Natsumi.
One knicks his hair as he jumps over the couch.
You hear a door slam. Shun and Yvette secretly go to the stairs. Yvette comes down slowly and seductively; she abruptly stops. Shun trots and slaps her butt.
"'Cause I have what you want," said Shun directing the show to Hyoga as he hugs Yvette.
"And I know how to flaunt it!" Yvette kisses Shun.
"Why? Why do you torture me?" Hyoga whined.
"'Cause I have what you want!" Both said with glee.
Natsumi goes to walk upstairs and gets her butt slapped. "HYOGA!" She throws a knife and a stuffed animal at him.
Hyoga turns to Shun, "Dude, your girlfriend is such a turn-on."
Shun growls; "Don't touch her!" He and Yvette go upstairs.
Author Ending NoteYeah, I'm extremely lazy; so what? Anyway, I had about another half a page unfortunately I cannot read my own handwriting so it's not in here. Yeah… whatever… Doomo Arigatou Gozaimasu Kami-sama!
