Hello all! I'm back again and I had to go to the DENTIST this morning! I don't
like dentists as professional people but I think that SOME of them MIGHT be good
as people.

Now! On to the stuff you REALLY wana know! There will be HUMOR in this chapter!
(If you don't like it and are a hardcore Mamoru fan, KMA! If you don't know what
that means, go ask someone!)

So, just wondering.... I have ideas for 3 crossovers.

Crossover : Coupling

1) One that is based on my favorite movie and I won't say what it is since many a mean evil
RABID Mamoru fan might steal the idea from meeeee! Anyhoo, I want to know which pairing all ya'll
want! I'll go for any, within reason (NO Mamoru! He is SICKENING!) {By any coupling, I mean like..
Harry/Usagi, Draco/Usagi ^All minna crazy about those two! Me too!^ hell, even LEGOLAS/USA!!!!
Take your pick, if ya wana.
2) Lord of the Rings/Sailor Moon : Legolas/Usagi
3) Angel Sanctuary/Sailor Moon : Alexiel/Princess Serenity[Yuri], Setsuna Muyo/Usagi Tsukino
(Alexiel's reincarnation, not Pluto, in this story Pluto will be Trista)

Okay?
ALLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!

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Usagi got into her dorm room and grinned. She was sharing a dorm with
Felony and Keli. Next door were Nebula, Jade, and Mahree. It had felt so good
to tell that wench off.

{What wench?}
{KOI!}
{Hai. See? I'm picking up Japanese pretty well.}
{Where are you?}
{On your ceiling.}
{NANI?!?!?!?!?!}
{You heard me. Ceiling.}

Usagi looked up. There was Draco, his arms spread out, on his back, not even
hanging, just.....on the ceiling. She blinked.

{Nande kuso?!?! Get off of there!}
{Iie. I think I'll stay.}
{IIE! OFF! YOU'LL FALL!}

Suddenly, Usagi's door was slammed open and Pansy glared at her.

"DRACO WILL BE MINE YOU BITCH!" She screamed, then slammed the door. The vibrations
caused Draco to fall off of the ceiling & to the floor. Hard.

"DRACO! Oh my kami! Daijoubu ka? SAY SOMETHING!"
"Ow..." He muttered through a mouthfull of her rug.
Usagi started laughing.
"Oh ha ha ha it's so hilarious." Draco grumbled.
"Damn straight." Usagi retorted.
Draco glared at the door. "Damned floral bitch. Floral mudblood bitch."
Usagi grinned. "So I take it she won't be taking you from me?"
"No one could take you from me." He said.
She kissed him with a smile. He smirked while he was kissing her.
"Mmph. Draco-koi. Stop."
"Mmm. What for?"
"Because-"
"Not a good enough reason."
He resumed what was happening when a voice broke what they were doing.

"Woo woo! I'm finta get some popcorn!"

Both groaned as Keli's voice interrupted. Draco glared at Keli before turning and glaring at Usagi.

"What were you about to say?"
"That I have roommates that will probably interrupt."
"You jinxed it!"
"Did not! Atleast I didn't say 'it could always be worse'!"
"Don't say that! It'll-"

Jade walked in. "What's going on!" She thundered.

Draco looked at Usagi. "You just haaaaad to say it."
Keli smirked as she crossed her arms over her chest and leaned against the wall. "Which is exactly why you
should keep her mouth busier."

Draco glared at her. "Did I ask for your opinion?!?"
"Does anyone ever ask for my opinion? No. It's given out for free. Like charity, really." Keli countered smoothly, without
even missing a beat.

"Well, why don't you do everyone in this room a favor and buzz off!" Draco shouted angrily.

Keli grumbled before walking off indignantly.

Draco and Usagi returned to what they were doing.

Just when you thought things were POSSIBLY gonna be okay, it happened.
What happened? Let me say it as clear as possible.

A voice screeched from the doorway that totally killed the mood.
"USAGI YOU LITTLE HUUUUUUUUSSSSYYYYYYY!!!!!"

Both Usagi and Draco groaned in annoyance and looked up to Pansy Parkinson at the
door. Draco got real pissed, real quick.

"Listen here, BITCH, you don't call her that. You HEAR?!?!?"

Usagi smirked. "Draco, let her think what she wants. Freedom of speech you know."

"Not in MY school there's not. Parkinson, as far as I'm concerned you are even lower than Potter, Weasley, and that Mudblood."

Pansy gasped. Other Slytherins gasped. Mahree gasped. Nebula gasped. Usagi looked shocked but slightly satisfied. Jade looked
like she didn't really give a damn. Felony rolled her eyes. Keli took initiative.

"Oh c'mon ya dumbasses ya'll knew that shit was coming!" She shouted.

Everyone nodded and muttered their "Yea, well, sorta..."

They were all staring at Draco and Usagi until both had had enough.
Usagi shifted from foot to foot uncomfortably under their scrutiny and Draco saw this.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL STARING AT! GET TO YOUR FUCKING DORMS!" He shouted.


Everyone did as he said. REALLY REALLY REALLY FAST.



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Screamaa: *Yawn* Okay. I'm done!

Chibi: Demo... I really think you should finish that.

Screamaa: I just said it IS finished, Chibi.

Celes: Are you crazy?!?! That chapter didn't have ANYTHING GOOD IN IT! NO POINT TO IT!
WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? Oh wait. Why do I even ask. Of course you are.

Screamaa: *Looking crestfallen and hurt* Even from my own muse..... *Grumbling* No respect.

Chibi: You get plenty of respect! Why are you listening to Celes? No one listens to her anyway!

Screamaa: TRUE! OKAY! FINE! I'LL CONTINUE! *Raspberry at Celes*

Celes: *Storms off indignantly*

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Usagi looked at Draco with a smile. "G'night."

Draco smiled. (ACTUALLY SMILED! KAWAII!!!!) He leaned down and kissed her gently
before whispering "Good night." and walking away.

Usagi smiled really big. She walked into the room, only to find what a big mistake that was when she
saw Nebula, Mahree, and Keli's curious faces, and even Jade and Felony had looks of interest on their faces.

"What happened?" asked Mahree.

"Stuff."

"Stuff?" Asked Felony.

"Hai. Stuff."

"That's it?" Jade asked.

"Hai. Just stuff."

"Stuff? That's not an answer." Nebula said.

"So?"

"So," Keli said, determined to put her two cents in, "Inquiring minds want to know."

"Well, the one the inquiring minds inquire about is tired. She is going to sleep now. Oyasumi nasai."

Keli looked slightly put off before regaining her happy outlook. "YASUMI!" She shouted, before muttering something
under her breath.

"I HEARD THAT, AND DAMN STRAIGHT MY MAN IS HOTTER THAN HELL!"

"I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I SAID HE'S A JERK FROM HELL!"

"Oh. Same diff!"

"Suuuuuuure."

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The next day......

Professor Snape was walking down the rows, criticising Gryffindors left and right. "Miss Granger, your potion looks gritty, you mixed the dragon scales before the
hedgehog quills, and the color is completely wrong. 10 points from Gryffindor."

Keli snickered. "Her potion looks gritty? HA! I could criticize better than that."

"Oh really?" Professor Snape said coolly. "Then please do. Miss Granger, you'll be graded by an 'expert.'"

Keli walked to Hermione and said "Your potion looks dreadful. It looks like somethin I scraped from my shoes. Improve, or your housemates will be pissed at you."

She walked to Harry's. She studied his potion. She sighed. "If only your potions were as good as your ass. The potion sucks..." She said, causing people to look at her in shock as she held his potion
in one hand. "But on the other hand......" She lightly smacked his rear with her other hand. "Atleast one part of you is good." She smirked before walking off, leaving a bunch of people in shock, including Snape.
Harry was beet red, and in shock.

She got over to Ron's. She inspected it. "....One word for you. DAMN. I mean, come on, I have another word for you. TRY!!!!!!"

"Okay." Ron muttered.

"Okaaaay. Okaaaay. Hmph. You need a fashion counselor is what you need. Okaaaay?"

She walked over to Malfoy's. There were some things wrong with it, but one sharp look from Usagi told her not to diss him. "Uhh..... riiiight. Perfect. Mmm hmm." She whispered in his ear, "Color's off."
He nodded briskly and she moved on. She walked to Nebula's. She smirked. REVENGE flashed into her mind.

"Well wench, the colors all off and it's supposed to be purple, not green. You need help remembering the color look on top of your head."

She walked to Mahree's. "Practically perfect. You go girl! Do ya have any comments?"
"Yeah," Mahree said, "Leave Ron alone. He doesn't need a fashion counselor you need an eye doctor."

Keli raised an eyebrow, but said nothing more. Nebula, however, just HAD to gloat.

"Speechless? Keli? HA! Someone get the book of world firsts!"
"Shuddap you!" Keli shouted, then moved on to Jade. "Well, to be honest...I don't wana lose my head to you, so I'll just say it's perfect."
She looked at Felony and said one word: "Ditto."
She walked to Usagi and said "Wow you and your man have alot in common! Perfect!" She muttered "Color..." to Usagi who nodded.

After class, Keli walked to Harry. "Hey Sugar! How the hell are ya?"
Harry, Hermione, and Ron looked at her in shock. Keli feigned hurt. "Fine....I see....you don't like me..." She pouted.
"No no no no! We like you! We want you to stay!" Harry said before he could stop himself. "I-I-I'd really like for you to stay."
Mahree walked over to Ron with a shy smile. "K.....K...Konnichi wa."
"Huh?"
Hermione sighed, exasperated. "SHE SAID GOOD DAY!"
"Oh."
"Ano.... it's okay, he didn't know."
Ron smiled at her. "Yea Hermione, it's okay. I didn't know."
Hermione walked away to her Arithmancy class. Harry and Ron apologized and were about to follow, when both Mahree and Keli
shouted, "Daisuki!!! Daisuki!!!" Before a blushing Mahree and a slightly pink Keli ran to their DADA class, leaving two very confused
boys to run to their class.

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In DADA....

Usagi walked in the class with a smirk on her face. "Konnichi wa Lizette-sensei!" She shouted happily.
Lizette chuckled. "Konnichi wa Mei-chan."
"Wow this'll be an easy class."
"Iie Mei-chan. Just because you are my Mei, doesn't mean I will go easy on you. Be prepared."
And so the lecture they were to take notes on began, only it was a fun one, filled with wisecracks and
funfacts from Lizette.

"And so tonight, from the notes you have taken, I want you to tell me what you would do if you ever met a Harpy.
Okay? Questions? Comments? Complaints? Snide remarks? Surprisingly none? Okay then. Have a nice day!"

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OKAY DONE! YOU WAITED (I hope) AND THANX FOR ALL YOUR KIND COMMENTS!!!
All of you rule!!! Bai Bai!!!!! PS: Any ideas for the next chappie? Anything
you wana see? Don't hesitate! I'm open for suggestions!