Notes from Dommi: Sorry it's taken so long. I've moved, changed jobs, gone to California, dealt with a sick cat, and…well, you don't care. Here, have more Diary!

Dear Diary,

So I'm up in this hellhole of a base the League calls home, and I'm so not in the mood to be here. I'm all pissy because I just started the Atkins program and can't eat anything.

God damn do I want some Krispy Kreme right now.

Also have caffeine withdrawl headache as there is no Starbuck's in space apparently. I think I should put one in up here as well. Hrm...the idea has merit.

I hate coming to these things. They're so boring. Queen's over there pouting and mumbling about how he didn't get something on ebay, West is tapping his fingers so fast you can't even hear it, and Super-jackass is up front talking about some disturbance no one cares about in Metropolis.

I swear if he bitches about Luthor one more time.... "Yes Clark, Lex is who's at fault when it rains. You're right. We'll arrest him right now."

I seriously can not cope with the Justice Losers sans latte, Diary. It's just too much to ask.

At least I'm prettiest one here. Well...possibly except for Rayner. Hrm...maybe I should get Hal back...I am so much cuter than he ever was. Too bad I can't just fire Rayner or something. Why oh why can't everything be a corporation like Wayne Enterprises?

Oh, Diana's just arriving. This is always the best part of these meetings. God bless the lenses in the mask so she doesn't know I'm staring at her ass.

And what an ass it is. I have got to hit that someday.

THINGS ABOUT STUFF:
Put Starbuck's in here now. Wally and Kyle are now having one of those girlie slapping fights.
Birthday invites sent out, awaiting RSVPs. Already some from superheroes, Dick (heh heh heh), and Diana.
Reschedule meeting tomorrow for Wednesday. Forgot I had promised Luthor 10:00 tee time at Bristol Links.
Also, don't forget to cheat like a mofo. Only way Lex won't win.
Remind Alfred to call Huntress in for patrol. (Heh, speaking of "wanting to tap that ass." Yowza!)

Shit, J'onn just asked me a question. I'm out like hammer pants!

Bruce Wayne