Chapter Two!

And by the way....

I want to give kudos to my sister, Destroyie-chan!

And of course, kudos to my best friends in the cosmos: Malissa de Lioncourt
and Kace

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Professor Snape was very very distressed. Why? Because he had Usagi for
double-potions 3 days a week. She flirted with him using body-language and
sometimes words, although most of it was low enough so that the only one who
heard it was him. He swore silently. Then, when he walked into Hagrid's class
.... classyard.... to fetch the hippogriff feathers he needed for his potion.
He could hear the laughter of students who were out of class for the day, since
it was Saturday. He looked up and saw Lupin.

"Lupin." He sneered.

"Snape." Lupin said calmly, until a very wet Genevieve ran behind him, clinging
to him.

"Oh Professor, Aoi is attacking us!"

"What?" He asked, looking down at Genevieve, eyes widening. Interest flickering.
"W.... Why don't you run inside and.... dry off."

Genevieve grinned. "Surely." She ran off.

Snape sneered at Lupin. "How young is too young, Lupin? How pathetic, going after
a student because no one else will have you?"

They heard a shriek, and turned around to see a soaking wet Tsukino Usagi in a tight
wet white baby-tee that ended just an inch below her chest. She was also in white
daisy-dukes and tennis shoes. She ran to Professor Snape and clung to the front of him
tightly.

"Aoi keeps on using her water attack against us! The water is horridly cold."

He looked down at her shirt. He could tell the water had been cold. He smirked. He would have
one up on her, dammit.

"Why don't you go inside and get out of those wet clothes, hmm?"

She smirked back. "If that is your wish.... then I will. Don't we have a lesson scheduled in
a half an hour?"

He stared at her again. "Yes."

"Good. That means I have enough time..."

"Time for what?"

"To remove these wet clothes and climb into the shower."

She walked off. "Thank you, Professor!"

Lupin was chuckling. "You were saying...?"

He looked at Lupin. "Have you been having trouble with that orange-haired Gryffindor?"

"Problems?"

"Flirting problems."

"Yes. She's been flirting with me 24-7, ever since she met me."

"When was that?"

"Two days ago."

"Something tells me those girls are doing this on purpose."

"Like a game?"

"No. I heard those foolish females talking a couple days ago. They mentioned a ceremony."

"Could they work for the Dark Lord?"

"It's a possibility, but let's not jump to conclusions."



20 minutes later...

Snape was walking past the library when he heard crying. He looked and saw one of
the French transfers crying. Usagi was by her.

"What's wrong?"

"I can't understand what this says! I cannot read English! I can't understand it that well!"

"Here, let me see it. I'll read it to you in French. My best friend is French."

The girl handed her the paper. 'Meteoroids', Usagi thought.

"Alright. Here goes:

Mètèroîdes

Les mètèroîdes sont des particules de poussière èmises par les comètes et les
astèroîdes. La plupart d'entre eux sont extrèmement petits. Lorsqu'un
mètèroîdes pènètre dans l'atmosphère terrestre, la friction qu'il cause forme
une trainèe lumineuse appelèe metèore ou ètoile filante. La plupart des metèores
bru'lent dans l'atmosphère terrestre. Mais lorsqu'un mètèore frappe la surface
de la Terre, on l'appelle mètèorite."

"Merci!"

Usagi smiled. "De rien. If you ever need any help with translation, I'm here."

"Merci beaucoup."

"Je vous en prie."


Snape watched this with amazement. She was so unbelievable!


"Excusez-moi, I have a class to get to, à bientôt!"

"Adieu!" The girl said with a smile.


Snape's eyes widened. She would see him! She would know what he was doing here! She--
What was that orange-haired Gryffindor doing here?


"Usagi, did you write your grandmother?"

"Hai! I told my grandmother all about Severus Snape."

"Oh? Really? What did she say?"

"She said she likes the way he sounds and wants me to do whatever I can to get him."

"Even though he is how old?"

"Dunno, dun care."

"She agrees with all of it, though?"

"Hai. She told me before I came here that I needed to find a mirai shujin." (Future husband)

"She wants a magomusume or magomusuko, ne?" (Granddaughter or grandson)

"Hai. A lot of them. Since I found the perfect candidate..."

"Do you really want to make him your shujin?"

"Not really, yet.... but you know our grandmothers! They won't hear no for an answer!"

Genevieve nodded. "Won't Snape be a little mad when he finds out your plans?"

She smirked. "Mmmm yes I imagine he will be... either that or he'll be very
pleased with them..."

"Pleased with them??"


Snape could have yelled the same thing. He knew that the words he didn't understand must
be key points.


"Hai. After all, if he says no, he stays here and does this... he says yes.... he gets
a lot of rewards."

"Like?"

"Like he gets ME, which should be enough of a reward, but he also gets everything our
family owns in Japan."

"Yes, but he only gets it after your marriage to him."


Snape choked. On air. MARRIAGE?!?!? What was going on in Usagi's brain?? Were all Japanese girls
like her?


"What about you and that DADA professor?"

"I talked to my grandmother, and she says the same as your grandmother."

"Excellent. I have a class with Sev to get to. Sore ja mata!" (See you again)

"Hai, mata!" (Yes, again!)



SEV?!?!?! When did she start calling me that?!? Nevermind. I can brood over it later. I need
to get to my dungeon before she gets suspicious.



Usagi got down to the dungeon 5 minutes after Snape did.

"You're late, Miss Tsukino." He growled.

She smirked. "Sorry."

He noticed her outfit when he looked up from the book he had been trying to look
busy with. Now, all of a sudden, marriage looked good. She was in tight black leather
pants, and a white baby-tee, ending just above her belly button, that said 0% Angel on it in
black letters, fames underneath it, and he could only see the bottom of her biker boots.

Usagi smirked wider. "Are you going to stare at me all day or are we going to do the lesson?"



In the Ravenclaw dorms... Specifically in a shower room....

Sirius had apparated. He looked around. A shower room?!?! What the hell?!?!
All of a sudden, the shower curtain opened to reveal a student. Sirius stared.
A very beautiful student. A very beautiful very naked soaking wet freshly showered
student.

The girl stared at him. "Are you going to stand there staring at me or are you going to hand me
a towel?"

Sirius stared still, before handing her a washcloth. She gave him one of her famous 'Now is
not the time to be a smart-ass' looks.

He sighed, and handed her a towel. She wrapped it around herself. "Another one for my hair please?"

He handed her the second towel for her hair. She dried off her hair, then walked away, her towel starting
to slip a little.

Sirius became desparate. What if he never saw the gorgeous young woman again?

"Wait! Do you have a name?!?!"

The girl turned around. "Yes."

"What is it?"

"Aoi. Aoi Mizu. Do you have a name, or shall I call you the hentai from the shower room?"

"Hentai?"

"It means pervert."

"I am not a pervert. I was apparating and I miscalculated. And my name is Sirius Black."

"I'm going to go get dressed now, Sirius-san."

"Need help?" He asked before he realized what he said.

"And you say you aren't a pervert." She said with a grin.

"Wait, you don't know who I am?"

"Sirius Black?" She asked, being sarcastic.

"You've never heard of me before now?"

"No. I'm not from Britain. I'm Japanese."

"Oh." He said, suddenly grinning. He took her hand and kissed it. "Thanks for the flash."

"I did not flash you. Okay, technically you got flashed, but... nevermind." She said, flustered.

Sirius grinned. "You'll have to flash me again sometime. But for now I must take my leave."

He re-apparated, this time landing in Lupin's office.

Aoi sighed, looking at her owl. "Horridly adorable British male, don't you think so Astra?"

The owl hooted.


Sirius stared at Lupin. "Hello Remus."

"Sirius, it's great to see you!"

"Yes... it's great to be back at Hogwarts..."

"Oh?"

Sirius nodded.


The hour was getting late, and Snape was sitting beside Usagi, trying to read to her out of the
book when her head fell against his shoulder.

Snape looked down.

'She fell asleep. Damn.'

He watched for a second. 'Still, she looks bloody adorable.'

"Miss Tsukino! Wake up."

Her eyes snapped open. They widened. "Gomen nasai!"

"You should get to bed." He said. She nodded, and left.

Snape sighed. Have you ever imagined you could see a little devil-form of yourself on your shoulder.

Well his was saying "You should get to bed. You should get to bed? That's half the damn sentence. Say the
whole thing next time! It goes like this: 'You should get to bed, my bed.' How hard is that, dipshit?"

Then, his angel part said "You should not! You must retain a professional relationship!"

His devil-half answered "Sleep with her! Sleep with her!"

Snape batted both away. He needed to go brood now.

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DONE! How's that? Let me know!

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