Disclaimer: If I owned "Yellow Submarine", doyou honestly think I'd even be here? No, I'd be somewhere in England living it up with lots and lots of servents and highly caffinated beverages.


In a time not ago

Some executives went off to stay

In the country of Japan

And discovered anime


They assumed kids would enjoy

These new cartoons' art bouquet

But before it could be shown

First-rate dialogue was thrown away


We'll clean up all the risqué anime

Leave it dull and gray

The show in disarray

We'll clean up all the risqué anime

The originals can't play

'Cause there'll be hell to pay


Never mind the shows were made

For viewers out of seventh grade

Now it's changed for sake of greed

We'll clean up all the risqué anime

Leave it dull and gray

The show in disarray

We'll clean up all the risqué anime

The originals can't play

'Cause there'll be hell to pay


It's a hit, the show will stay

Like we wanted it: trite and cliché

Screw the fans and what they say

'Cause in any case, we still get paid


We'll clean up all the risqué anime

Leave it dull and gray

The show in disarray

We'll clean up all the risqué anime

The originals can't play

'Cause there'll be hell to pay