A/N: Yadda, yadda, yadda. The usual: bad grammar in the A/N, in the PS and in the disclaimer (English isn't my mother language), swearing and OOC characters… and in this crazy universe that I'm creating, Inu-Yasha and Kagome ARE DATING! Thanks for all of your nice reviews!…
This chapter was edited by Chibi Pillow (aka, Naatz)! THANKS!
I only own Mikami, Aoshi and Sasami, you know the disclaimer for the rest, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Episode 2:
Kidnapping the children!.
That's the bitch! That's the bitch? Even Kanna has more curves than her! She's ugly; I can't believe Sesshomaru-sama could choose such a skinny girl! It's depressing!… how come she's so skinny after having a baby? A Baby For Crying Out Loud!
Rin bites her hand
"Let Me GO! Rin don't wants to play with YOU! Let RIN GO at once:sob: Sesshomaru-Samaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
":whacks Rin: SHUT UP!."
Damn this child! How dare she to BITE my beautiful hand! This won't… :chokes: Wha…? Can't breath… ack!… My neck! Sesshomaru… he's hanging me:chokes: How come…?
"You're so dead."
KICK
I kick him! And He let me go after that kick… I drop the girl and attack him. How dare he? He chose a human female to rut with instead of a stunning demoness like me? Let see if a…
PUNCH, THUD
"Even Inu-Yasha knows how to block that; what a worthless fighter!"
DAMN IT! That Hurts! GRRR. No one does this to me. No One! (well, maybe Naraku) :punches Sesshomaru in the gut… in vain: I won't loose! I'm loosing here… I have to take these despicable children to… I'm out of focus! I need to… :blink, blink: where is the filly:looks for Rin: She's there, running at that BITCH! Oh hell! I'll get them before that!
SLAM!
"Not so fast." DAMN IT! I never suspect that Sesshomaru was this fast! He grabs me by my neck… again. "What does Naraku want this time?"
":struggles: To make your life miserable! I'm going to help him!."
":raises eyebrow: …"
CRASH, CRASH, BAM!
GROOWL!
What the…? Sesshomaru had let me go and attacks Shi with Toukijin! Wait a little minute? Shi! Shi? That's Shi! Grrrr. Naraku can't trust me, huh? Why send his new pet then? Damn It… No… I could use the distraction, since Shi has Sesshomaru and that bunch of guards after his neck. Fools.
The pups, Where are they? I have work to do! Where are they:looks frantically: Where… :keeps looking: are they?. There:runs: They won't run away!.
The big, BIG, beast that suddenly appeared, a mixture between bear and tiger, was a tough rival. Sesshomaru and the few guards who dared to follow the beast and enter into the presence of their lord without permission, were having a lot of problems to control him; the beast was rabid, almost berserk and it just wouldn't die!
In the meantime, the forgotten inu guard, Mikami and the children had hurriedly left the place without being noticed. Or so they thought at least. Kagura was so determined to accomplish her mission that she was not going to give up easily, so she gave them a chase.
And caught them in a dead end.
I halt the guard. I know where this hall is heading (only if I, Mikami, counted the turns we did correctly!) and I don't like its destination. I can hear this strange wind against our necks and it can't be good. My Aoshi is crying :soothes baby: He's so scared! He isn't supposed to be afraid!... Argh! Just Wait till I get my hands on a heavy rock and then I'll smack the one who is causing this mess so badly for scaring my poor, defenseless baby-pup! The NERVE:hugs baby: Don't worry, my love, mommy is with you…
SWOOOSSHH
What the…?
"Move aside, milady!"
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
"Mikami-neechan!"
"GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU MUTT!." That voice! It's that woman:hugs Aoshi: What does she want?
WHACK, SMACK, THUD
They're fighting! This Mikami can hear the fight! We have to move, this place isn't safe, AND IT'S A DEAD END! Damn it! I must to… Rin-chan? She grabs my kimono.
"Take! It's a log!." Good girl. Rin is a smart good girl… I grab her hand tightly.
"Let's get out of here, Rin-chan!" Geez, the fight sounds tough!. "Rin, we'll run; if anything happens, take Aoshi with you and hide like Sesshomaru-san taught you, Okay?." I run… Geez, I'm trusting on Rin's eyes here! I don't know to where we're going… and I'm still afraid of running.
"Not so fast you little bitch!" I retreat and grab the log that Rin-chan is carrying. I handed her my poor baby-pup somehow, don't ask me how, I just did!
"Rin-chan! Get out of here!" I shout at her.
"Hai!"
"In Your Dreams!" The woman says viciously and I swing the log at her direction. Feh! This will teach her a lesson about scaring baby-pups like mine!
THUD
"YOU WHORE!"
I Hit her! Geez, that language! I care about you too, YOU SLUT!
SLAM
ARGH… Damn…
… It hurts…
…
That's what you deserve, you weak, filthy human! That's how I wanted to see You:feels neck: Argh. This is going to leave a mark!... Now, DIE!
SLAM, WHACK, THUD
Ack!… Sesshomaru? Why me? The guy is supposed to be DEAD by now… I forgot to feed Shi this morning, he's supposed to be hungry! Sesshomaru is supposed to be Shi's food by now!. :tries to dodge: Argh, this dog seems mad! His Eyes Are Deep Red! Ack… He hangs me… he's going to kill me… I… can't… :pant, pant:… breathe…
CRASH, CRASH, SMASH, BAM! GROWLS!
Shi! (another one that it just won't die!) Just in time! Damn! Must take this chance: Sesshomaru is now fighting Shi. :eyes Mikami's limp form: This isn't over yet, we'll meet again… :raises head: the children, where're they?
"Kagura. Let's go." Kanna! What is she doing here? Hmpf, Whatever!
SLAM, WHACK, THUD, CRASH, AND CRASH!
"Not yet! I need to find the… children." Kanna looks behind her… the filly is unconscious and the baby is staring at us in utter panic, teary eyes to boost, from that corner. "This is our chance." I whisper. Kanna nods.
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!."
I stand up, run to the child, pick him up and get out of there. Shi, noting our leaving, follow us.
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!."
I Made It!... I Did It! This is good… I settle on my feather, with Kanna, as we got away from the castle :BIG howl in the distance: Worry about your pups, Sesshomaru? You have no idea… actually… I don't have any idea either…
"Buuuuuuaaawaaaaaaawaaaaaaawaaaaaaaa!"
Kagome is late. Two hours late. I'm bored. Bored. Bored. Without her around, life is boring! I rather prefer to be stuck in this tree than being without her. :ears twitch: Someone is crying. Feh!. I'm going to close my eyes and nap my well deserved nap until Kagome arrives… I wonder how she did it at that school thingy today.
"Buuuuuuaaawaaaaaaawaaaaaaawaaaaaaaa!"
That someone's cry is getting louder. That's not a normal cry. Feh! It sounds like some brat is being punished because of some mischief. Feh, See if I Care. :ears twitch: I wonder what kind of mischief they did to deserve such a punish! Feh! I pity them.
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
The cry is definitely getting louder. I can't sleep. Feh! I don't have to put up with this:sniff, sniff: Huh? What's this :nose twitch: Hmmm! What a delicious scent!... :sniff, sniff: Kagome is at the well! Finally!
I jump down and run to the well. I'll be dammed if someone knows how happy I get every time I sense, smell and see my beautiful Kagome!
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
Just a little more… the well is already there, Kagome's pack is at one side :runs faster: Kagome must be climbing (I should put a ladder there!)… And… here I am. I look down the well and see Kagome climbing up. I yank her up without warning. My Girl is Here!
"Inu-Yasha! Be Careful, Don't be so rude!"
":hugs: You're late, wench! Two Hours Late!"
":hugs back: I missed you too! How are things? Did you catch any rumors of the jewel?"
"I caught a few. :proud: I already checked on one, but I turned out to be a fraud. We still need to check the other :picks pack:."
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
"Let's go, then… :eyes warily at Inu-Yasha: I suppose that that cry isn't Shippo's…"
"Nope. I haven't seen the brat since he left with Sango and Miroku three days ago. :scratches head: Now that you mention :thinks: the cry wasn't this loud a moment ago."
"Is getting louder, you say?"
"Yep… must be one of the village's brats."
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
"KAGOME! YOU'RE BACK!"
"GRRR!"
That little fuzz ball jumps into Kagome's arms. Without asking me first! She's my girl, not his; he's just a pup and must ask for permission to hug her! Of course, if I state that, Kagome will sit me at least 10 times… :ears twitches and buzzes: What's the matter with that cry in the background? It's annoying, my ears buzzes!
"Shippo-chan! How are you? You seem cuter than the last time I saw you!"
"Feh. You always said the same and Shippo looks the same to me."
"Don't listen to him, Shippo-chan, he's jealous because I'm holding you and not him!" Kagome says, ignoring me. "Tell me, how was your trip with Sango-chan and Miroku-sama?"
"Like always, Miroku got smacked like a thousand times, we slept in big houses and Sango found two clues about the jewel. They're coming here right now!"
"Good to hear. Now we have to check two other rumors. :crack knuckles: It's been a while!"
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
Yes, it's been A WHILE since the last time we got to check on three rumors at one time. This is going to get interesting :sniff, sniff: the monk and the Taiji-Ya are coming in this direction, maybe I can convince them to skip lunch and start searching… :sniffs:… Now… :sniffs, sniffs:… Huh…:sniff, sniff:
"KAGOME! OUT OF THE WAY!"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
I grab Kagome in my arms as I dodge an attack just in time. My girl clutches on my neck as Shippo does the same with Kagome's shirt.
"Well, well, what do we have here! A hanyou and his girlfriend!"
"GRRRRRR! KAGURA YOU BITCH!"
"Nice to see you too. FUUJIN NO MAI!"
How I hate this stupid attack! Dust gets into my nose, ears, mouth, I can't breathe okay and usually, I'm too pissed to think, like now. I take Kagome out of there and run in our friends' direction. We hide behind a tree and I set her on her feet.
"Run to Kaede's and stay there!"
"Of course not, I'm going to help you!"
"The HELL you're NOT!" I order her, but she pouts at me with determination. In the corner of my eye, I see something… white… :sniff: I can't smell what it is… Wait a Darn Minute!... White:ears and nose twitches: No Scent? That Kanna brat! I grab Kagome's shoulder. "Listen to me: Kanna is going to the village, I just saw her, Go!"
"Are you sure?" She asks me doubtfully. Shippo hugs Kagome tightly. :sweatdrops: She isn't convinced of my words…
"There You are! And Flirting! Impudent: In the presence of a small child?"
Kagura's terrible timing. Now I'll have to cover Kagome's leaving… Er… what the hell is she implying with that? Huh? HUH? ARGH, SHE'LL PAY:unsheathe Tetsusaiga: Time to teach her a lesson!
"FUUJIN NO MAI!"
Oh Crap! Not now… my eyes! Ack! Must. Protect. Kagome… Kagura Will Attack Kagome and…
"SHIPPO! LET HIM GO!" What? I rub my eyes, I must get rid of this sand!... Kagura Has Shippo? Oh Hell…
"BAAAWWAA! Kagome! HELP ME! Inu-Yasha!" Shippo wails. C'mon pup, show some bravery until I get you back! Grrr!
"I'M COMING! STAY STILL SHIPPO!"
"HIRAIKOTSU!"
Just in time! I don't have to use Tetsusaiga! Sango's weapon hits Kagura and she drops Shippo. I catch him and urge him to run to Kagome. The monk is here too, ready to battle.
"Isn't this an unfair fight?" Mocks Kagura.
"Hell no! Come here and fight, you coward!" I snarl at her. GRRRRRR! I'm Pissed! I'M PISSED! I'M PISSED!
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
"What Do you Want, Kagura? Bear The Houshi's Child?" Mocks Sango.
"Argh! Stop Talking lunacies, Sango-sama!" Says the Houshi in disgust.
"Sorry."
"BUUUUUUAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!"
Kagura attacks again, and this time launches to Kagome, who is running away with a frighten Shippo in his arms. Aw, she's going to be such a good… :shakes head frantically:: I don't have time for that! Think in Battles, Think in Battles! I run to them… just a few more inches and… I yank Kagome just in time, scoop her in my arms and jump away… Kagura hits the ground and eats dust. Phew! That was a close shave! My girl is frantic… Why? I just saved her! I can't believe…
"SHIPPO-CHAN! GIVE HIM BACK!" Kagome yells at Kagura as she struggles. Feh… Feh? HEY! GRRRR! Kagura Has Shippo Again!
"This is why I'm here! Now, farewell!"
"Let Me Go! LET ME GO:bites Kagura:" Shippo struggles. Good boy: good to see that you use your teeth for better things!. Grrr! I'm coming pup…
"You Little SHIT:smacks Shippo:"
HEY! That was a mistake.
To be continued…
By
Misao-CG.
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