The Blue Vampire Café and Karaoke Club - Episode 3

Disclaimer: I don't any you, whom will make small appearances in this episode, Tonight's song or any other stuff that happens, I do own my self, my really cool name, this club and my socks, try and take them. *The nasty FBI or whom ever it is that take away stuff you have copied illegally run at the mention of my socks*

Me: I'm so happy to see that this fiction is popular. Well here's is tonight's first request song. Concept of a Demon - Metallica's "Hero of the Day". Also to Concept, there is no age limit, I just seem to have a bit of a bad choice in whose the bouncer.

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(Well, after we cleaned up the mess from the fangirls of Kain, Raziel and the lieutenants. We open tonight with Duncan as the bouncer once again; people seem to like him more than Moebius. He is outside of the door.)

Duncan: Get your ID ready, you need it to get in.

Janos: *Walks up with Vorador behind him* Hello.

Duncan: Look, I told you, you need a real ID to get in.

Vorador: This him?

Janos: Yes, my child, NOW SICK 'IM!

(Vorador then tackles Duncan and we can only see Janos grinning as Duncan screams and we see 'bits' of him fly everywhere, after a while, Vorador gets back up, with mouth covered in blood.)

Janos: Thank you my son.

Vorador: Any time.

(They enter; the other people outside take a glance at what's left of Duncan.)

MortalSora: Hmmm looks like I won't be need this tonight.

(Throws the Bush mask aside.)

Ratface: O.o Eww. Oh well, he had it coming.

(He steps over the remains and enters. Others outside shrug and then enter. We see Light on stage, having just finished telling a good joke that even had the Kiddies as visual aids.)

Audience: *Applaud*

Light: *Bows*

Kiddies: *Are a bit shy of being on stage, but wave to everyone*

Audience: Awww.^__^

Sephiroth: *Somewhere up front* Boo! You stink!

Light: I love you too Sephy! ^________^

(She jumps off the stage and glomps Sephiroth, who tried to run, but is then piled on by Kiddies.)

Kiddies: Unka Sephy! ^__________________^

Sephiroth: Ack! *Wheeze* Need *Cough* Air! @__@

Light and Kiddies: ^_______________________________^

(I step onto the stage still clapping for Light's small skit and then take the Mic.)

Orpheum: That was Light people. Tonight we are playing the first of what I'm sure, will be many song requests; tonight's winner is Concept of a Demon! *I clap for him*

(Spotlight shines on Concept, who is somewhere around the middle of the room, he waves to everyone.)

Orpheum: Plus, since your birthday was just recently, here's a small gift.

(I pull out and toss a Gold chainsaw with some really crude, yet sharp and menacing blades.)

Concept: YAY! ^__^

Orpheum: Now onto tonight's song, we have Kain, singing Metallica's "Hero of the Day"!

(I clap as I back off stage, and the curtain rises, we see Kain standing alone, with a sole spotlight on him. We then see Raziel and the Lieutenants in the background who are playing whatever instruments are involved while been slightly illuminated by a pale blue light, Kain rises his head starts to sing as the song begins.)

Kain: The window burns to light the way back home A light that warms no matter where they go They're off to find the hero of the day But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way

Still the window burns Time so slowly turns And someone there is sighing Keepers of the flames Do you feel your name? Did you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me Still they try and break me

Excuse me while I tell them how to feel These things we turn to me that still seem real Now deservingly this easy chair But the rocking starts the wheels of this play

Don't want your hate But the fist I make For you still no fear No not on me So please excuse me while I tell them how I feel

But now the dreams end And now the dreams end They everlast the night So build a wall Behind it crawl And hide until it's light So can you hear your babies crying now?

Still the window burns Time so slowly turns And someone there is sighing Keepers of the flames Did you hear your name? Did you hear your babies crying?

But now the dreams end And now the dreams end They everlast the night So build a wall Behind it crawl And hide until it's light

So can't you hear your babies crying now?

Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try Oh they try Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me Oh they try and break me

Oh they try Oh they try

(Kain then lowers his head as everyone cheers, Raziel and Lieutenants step forward to bow.)

Angel-Chan: *Jumps onto stage with that collar Light gave her in hands* Razzy! ^_____^

Raziel: Oh no, every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens.

Angel-Chan: Uh, I LOVE YOU RAZIEL! ^__________^ *She glomps him*

(We the see the spotlight on Concept again.)

Concept: Thanks, Orpheum.

Orpheum: *Coming back on stage* No problem.

(We then see Concept gets a crazed look on his face, he starts up his new chain saw.)

Concept: Oh Moeby!

Moebius: *Lounging at a table with other guardians* Oh, dear god no!

(Concept charges toward Moebius, screaming wildly while swinging the chainsaw menacingly, Moebius runs like heck, screaming like a little girl as he does so.)

Deionarra: *In audience* Rahab! *Cheers and whistles, then starts to drool a river*

(We then see Jedi-And and his Final Fantasy characters hanging about at a large table, they are done clapping and then again notice Sephiroth's condition with Light.)

Jedi: Poor Sephy, must be tough having such crazed fan-girls.

Cloud: *Crying with anime waterfall tears* That should be me! I'm the star of the game and he gets all the fame! V__V

(We then see Popeland at the bar, he has been drinking his fare bit.)

Popeland: *Drunk* HUZZAH! *Hic* That was *Hic* a good show! *Hic*

(He then passes out and we see sock puppet Popeland next to him.)

Sock puppet Popeland: Now I will have my revenge, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Cough, wheeze, hack* HAHAHA!

Ruff Collie: *at other end of bar, chatting with VladimirsAngel and Sarryn.)

Ruff Collie: So I attacked with the pen of doom and it did nothing.

VladimirsAngel: Did you try the eraser of doom?

Ruff Collie: No, but I'll try that.

Sarryn: Here, try this. *Pulls out an ordinary eraser, or is it?*

(We then see Fallen Templer in another corner with some children, apparently teaching them how to use a toothpick as a weapon.)

Fallen: So what we learned?

Children: That toothpicks are God's secret weapons.

Fallen: Exactly! ^__^

(We shift to see Ratface with his buddy, Voodoo child at a table.)

Voodoo Child: thanks again for inviting me to the battle.

Ratface: We probably would've lost if not for you.

(At a table in one corner we see Vampyre and The Shadow Dragon.)

Shadow Dragon: Poor Moebius knew it was a bad idea to give Concept a chainsaw.

Vampyre: Oh well, besides, it's only Moebius.

Shadow Dragon: True.

(We go back to the bar and see Dark-Sephy ordering ale.)

Dark-Sephy: Dang-it where's my ale?!?

Bartender: I think you may've had enough.

Dark-Sephy: I tell you when I had enough!

(We then see Sephiroth-02-01 chatting with ElementalAngel a section of long tables.)

Seph0201: Well there I am, with Malek about to shock me, I'm 'Oh no, not agai- BZZZZT'. I was in the hospital for a month.

Elemental: Hmm, You should try and see if you can get Popeland to help with that problem.

(We go back to Light, who is now talking with Sileriss.)

Silveriss: Man, is able to breathe under there?

(We see the Kiddies are asleep on top of Sephiroth, who is barely seen under the small vampires.)

Light: Oh, Sephy will be just fine.

(Venris steps on stage and tries to tell a joke.)

Venris: I once knew a man from Nantucket.

Audience: Yeah, and?

Venris: Let's just say the rumors about him are not what they seem.

(We see Seul Desir chatting with Saji Kun.)

Seul: Man this is one great club.

Saji: Tell me about it.

(Raziella D.Reaver is chatting with BathedinInsanity, who is tearing apart a Moebius through it's mid-section.)

Raziellla: You sure do love hurting Moebius there, don't you?

Bathed: Of course! ^__^

(We then see Fanatical-Chick step on stage.)

Fanatical: Who here hates Moebius?

(Everyone raises hands.)

Moebius: V__V No body loves me.

Concept: Get over here!

(Moebius screams like a girl and resumes running.)

(We see Kail87, laughing as Moebius rushes by.)

Kail87: GO GET 'EM CONCEPT!

(Losturel is there too.)

Losturel: SHOW HIM US AUTHORS MEAN BUSSINESS!

(I then step onto the stage.)

Orpheum: Well, it's getting late and it's almost time to close up. But come back next night for yet another pre- selected song.

(I clapped as lights dim and everyone continues with their conversations.)

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Me: Wow, bet you didn't expect to see so many people, huh? They are many of the people who once reviewed me, and now I hope will review again.

Next song is one I just thought of doing, we'll do Michael Jackson's "Thriller", but I don't know whether to have Kain or Raziel or maybe Mortanius sing. Tell me what you think.

Please review and I will give you each a job here, meaning no more ID checks.

(Looks over at Duncan's remains.)

Me: I might even have an opening for Bouncer too. :)

See ya!