Original; Humor; PG

Line- 'Drop the ramen and no one gets hurt!'

- 'But if I drop the ramen, it'll be all over the ground, and you won't be able to eat it, either.'

- 'You shut up with your fuzzy math logic!'


Lunchtime!

Satanira

"I are hungry." WingScythe complained, rubbing her stomach with one hand. "I wonder if there's any ramen left..." She paused smiled at the thought of a steaming bowl of beef ramen. "I'll just finish up this little bit of code, then I'll eat." She promised her rumbling tummy.
With the thought of food to spur her on, the blond quickly wrapped up the fold-out menu code, saved the file, and all but flew into the kitchen.
"Ramen!" She exclaimed happily, finding one last cup of instant ramen on the pantry shelf.
Two cups of water in the microwave for five minutes and two minutes of letting the noddles soak later, she finally had her lunch. Holding the styrofoam cup as if it were the Grail itself, she walked slowly back to the computer.
Not twenty seconds later, black hair flying behind her like a banner, ChibiScythe charged into the living room, fire in her dual-colored eyes.
"Drop the ramen and no one gets hurt." The shorter girl said, leveling a pair of chopsticks at her older sister. "Now."
"But if I drop the ramen, it'll be all over the ground, and you won't be able to eat it, either." Wingscythe protested, hugging the warm cup to her chest.
"You shut up with your fuzzy math logic!" Chibi screamed, lunging and Wing and the precious ramen.

"See?" WingScythe told her sister, smacking the back of Chibi's head one last time. "Now the last cup of ramen in the house is all over the floor, and no one gets to eat it."
"Shut up." ChibiScythe grumbled, rubbing her bruised noggin and pouting. "You shoulda given me the ramen when I said."
Wing started to reply, but was interrupted by Hell walking into the living room, holding a cup of instant ramen.


Freaky, yes? My screenname on Gaia is WingScythe, and my little sister's is ChibiScythe. We didn't do it on purpose, but now our last name is Scythe. I'm Wing, and she's Chibi.