The Blue Vampire Café and Karaoke Club - Episode 4

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs featured in this fic.

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(We the Nemesis, dressed in black bouncer T-shirt, standing by the door, he has ripped at least thirty people to shreds. I poke my head through the door.)

Orpheum: Uh, Nemy, your supposed to let people in, not destroy them.

Nemesis: Oh, sorry.

(He then let's in some people. We then go into the club, there's a small 'Watch your step' sign where Concept had disemboweled Moebius, who was revived a few days after and is now backstage with the other Guardians, apparently doing something.)

Concept: *Behind bar* What'll ya have?

Raziel: Bloodlite, please (Parody of Budlite).

Dumah: Make mine a Bloodweiser (Parody of Budweiser).

Turel: I'll just a have HardMatt's bloodenade (Parody of Hard Mikes').

Concept: Comin' right up!

(We then see Jedi-and, who has just finished doing his impersonation of Bush and Blair.)

Jedi-and: *Twitching nervously* So, uh, goodnight folks!

(He hops off stage and then chased by military extremist, who chase him into the new balcony level of building, where a huge explosion is then heard. I walk upstage and take the Mic in hand.)

Orpheum: Jedi-and people, well, we've got a special treat for you, tonight, the Guardians', lead by Mortanius, or as the were once called, The NINES, will perform Michael Jackson's: Thriller! Let's hear it for them!

(People applaud loudly and the lights dim. That music that plays in the video plays and we Ariel, highlighted by a spotlight, pretending to be chased around by Hash, also highlighted. She bumps into figure not highlighted by a light until she gasps, it's Mortanius and he's got a blank look on his face, he is dressed with a red jacket and blue jeans. Then the intro theme plays and he starts that head jerking thing and the stage flares to life, the other guardians are behind him, Ariel floats behind and they all start to move the same way the zombies did in the music video.)

Mortanius: It's close to midnight and something

Evil's lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight you see a sight

That almost stops your heart

You try to scream but terror

Takes the sound before you make it

You start to freeze as horror

Looks you right between the eyes

You're paralyzed

(He then summons some zombie back-up dancers.)

All Guardians (-Zombies): Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you

From the beast about to strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life

Inside a killer, thriller tonight

Mortanius: You hear the door slam and realize

There's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder

If you'll ever see the sun

You close your eyes and hope

That this is just imagination

But all the while you hear

The creature creepin' up behind

You're out of time

Guardians: Cause this is thriller, thriller night

There ain't no second chance

Against the thing with forty eyes

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for

Your life inside a killer

thriller tonight

Mortanius: *With high-voice like Michael does when he sings it.) Night creatures call and the dead

Start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escapin' the jaws

Of the alien this time

They're open wide

This is the end of your life

They're out to get you,

There's demons closing in on every side (Moebius screams like a girl, which echoes like in the song.)

They will possess you unless

You change the number on your dial

Now is the time for you and I

To cuddle close together

All thru the night I'll save you

From the terrors on the screen

I'll make you see

Guardians: That it's a thriller, thriller night

Mortanius:

Cause I can thrill you more

Than any ghost would dare to try

Girl.

Guardians: This is thriller, thriller night

Mortanius:

So let me hold you tight

And share a killer, diller, chiller

Thriller here tonight

Mortanius: *With a foreboding voice* Darkness falls across the land

The midnite hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

(He then does a long maniacal laugh with deep echo.)

Audience: *Loud, long applauds and cheers*

(The Guardians' bow and then the zombies do too. Mortanius feels something pinch him; he looks behind and sees Moebius trying to touch his ass. Mortanius motions to the zombies and they begin to rip Moebius apart, but no one seems to notice, much less really care.)

Moebius: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY! HELP!

(Is buried under pile of flesh-eating zombies.)

Orpheum: The NINES people, let's hear it for them again!

(I clap and whistle a little and then everyone else does too.)

Moebius: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! MY SPLEEN!!!

(We then see the Jumanji board at a table, it has a martini at its side.)

Jumanji board: Then that albino bastard field goals me, luckily I landed in the lake of fluffiness, but now I have an urge to be nice to people.

T-Man/Chaos: Hmm, maybe if we team-up, with your ability to make stupid, yet dangerous things happen, and my insane and Digidestined poisoned mind, WE CAN RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jumanji board: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(We then cut to the bar table. Raziel, Turel and Dumah all have their faces on the counter, groaning, apparently sick from the alcohol.)

Concept: Whoops, Hehehe.

(We then go back to the stage, the zombies stand up and reveal the skeletal remains of Moebius, they all seem to moaning, in sick way, not the usual zombie way.)

Zombie 1: Ugh! That was not the best person I've eaten. *Gags and runs into the men's room to barf. *

Zombie: 2 - 6: You said it. *Suddenly they all die.again*

(I walk up on stage and bring Moebius back to life, and then chuck him off stage, where he unfortunately lands at the table of A.W.H.M (Authors/authoresess Who Hate Moebius.)

Otaku: GET HIM!

Light: BASH 'IS EYES OUT!

Fallen: EAT FLAMING DEATH!

(They swarm over him and his screams are muffled. Suddenly from another one of the balconies, there is an explosion and a washer and dryer fly from it and crash onto the stage, I jump out of the way with ease and look on with confusion, as do many people seated by stage.)

Everyone: O.o

Washer: *In a karate stance, plus bad voice over like in those old movies* We finish it here, Dryer!

Dryer: *also in stance and with bad voice over* And it will be I, the Dryer, who shall be victorious.

Washer: Prepare to diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!

(They jump into the air and begin DBZ style fight, including silly parodies of moves.)

Washer: Soapy-ma-ha-ma-ha-SOAP! *Does an energy attack made of suds*

Audience: *As if watching a light show* Oh! Ah!

Dryer: *Slightly dented* FINAL SPIN!

(A giant energy spiny thing blasts from its hands and hits Washer, who flies through wall behind it, they continue battling outside until they have moved far from the Club's area.)

Me and everyone else: O.o;

Orpheum: Well, I hope you all enjoyed tonight's show. Tune in next night for when Ariel does her own one solo song. GOOD NIGHT!

(I walk off stage and everyone claps and then continues on with talking, mauling Moebius, drinking, blowing up random stuff, hurting Moebius, eating cheese, concocting world domination plans and did I mention beating the hell out of Moebius?)

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