A/N: The usual: bad grammar (English isn't my mother language), swearing and OOC characters… I only own Mikami, Aoshi, and Sasami. I don't own the rest. Reviews still are my daily bread. If I die from starvation, none will finish this series. Think about it.

Episode 5:

Save the hellos for later!

Nope. That fight wasn't over yet.

A purple explosion of light, followed by a general gasp of surprise, distracted the hanyou's attention from his brother to the object of his astonishment. Inu-Yasha peeled himself from the ground quickly, no matter the pain he got at that, and stared in disbelief at the source of the light: he could saw a warp and recognized that warp as his father's grave entrance… and that wasn't the only thing he noticed. Kagome grasped his kimono tightly and he knew that she had recognized the thing too.

"Look! Kanna and Kagura are entering that warp!" Pointed Shippo as he stared at the warp with his eyes wide open.

"For Buddha's sake! What's That?"

"Inu-Yasha… that's…"

It wasn't a nice view. A lot of saimyoushou crammed inside the warp right after Kanna; Kagura waved good bye as she entered too, following her sister. For the first time in 60 years, the inu brothers agreed in their actions, without even speak. In a blink of an eye they both stared at each other and it took them less time to launch themselves inside the warp, after Naraku's daughter, determined to protect his father's grave for any kind of desecration… for a lack of a better word, because, technically, they have HAD desecrated it once.

Just for the records, the inu brother's train of thoughts was as it follows: Left black pear Father's grave. Kanna is after the big pile of bones Naraku wants their father's bones. Naraku + Shikon no Tama + Inutaisho's bones big, BIG, and I mean BIG Headache!

And before you could say 'whisky', the rest (Ah-Un included) followed their example… at the same time. And when I say 'everyone', I really mean EVERYONE. Can you imagine yourself trying to get in a hole the size of a suitcase, with a bunch of people and a huge two headed beast, like Ah-Un, at the same time?

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Tough landing!

Argh! Touchdown… I don't remember this. Hey, this ground wasn't here the last time I went here! I was 15 years old then and I swear for my mother that this ground wasn't here. Wow: now I can take a proper look at Inu-Yasha's dead father.

"Kagome-chan, are you alright?"

":stands up: I think! Thanks Sango-chan." Wow… I can see Inu-Yasha's dead father from here. Kami-sama, It's HUGE!… talking about the devil… "Where is Inu-Yasha?"

SLAM, CRASH

That answers my question… wait a minute, that was my poor battered boyfriend or…? Oh. It's OK: That was Kagura.

"Kagome, What is this place? I don't like it!" Shippo jumps from nowhere into my arms and clutches tightly into my blouse.

CRASH, BAM, THUD, SMACK, WHACK

HEY! This isn't a FAIR fight! Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru are fighting at least a 'gazillion' of those flying bugs, Kagura and Kanna by themselves! My Bow, Where is y Bow?... Shippo! Where is Shippo!

"Oh My! They need our help!" Says Sango as she gets ready to battle. "Kirara, keep those bugs away from Them!" With 'Them' she implies ME?… what? A hand?

":in worry: Wait a minute, Tell me what's going on, please! What are those sounds?" This woman! Is the one who knocked Kagura with that rock!… the little girl, Rin I think, is behind her, with the baby in her arms and she… seems worry. Miroku-sama is behind her… he's signaling something at me… looks like he got some dust in his eyes…

"There is a fight going on?"

"HIRAIKOTSU!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" That was CLOSE… OH Kami!… THE BUGS ARE COMING OUR WAY!

"KITSUNE BI!… :blinks: Works! Look, Its working… :blinks again: WAAAAA:panics: ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE!"

In which moment did Shippo jump into the sky to throw his technique at the saimyoushou, I'll never know. Miroku-sama takes that chance and grabs Rin and the baby in his arms, Sango pushes me and the woman and we run behind Ah-Un (I believe that Sesshomaru called this beast that way earlier, so I suppose it's his name). The beast looks quite menacing at the moment, but fortunely, not to us. Kirara brings Shippo to our temporary (and I expect safe) shelter a few seconds later. The woman tries to circle the beast to take a better look at the fight, but she's stopped by Miroku-sama…

"It's dangerous, fair lady, stay here, with Kagome-sama!" He says. "You'll be protected here, Fear Not!"

"Of Course It's Dangerous! Sounds Like a Hell Set loose! But still This…"

"Houshi-sama is right! We'll take care!" Assures Sango.

"She's right, besides, I'll…"

"Houshi-sama :blinks, blinks: He is a Houshi!" She asks, reaching for Miroku.

Er… isn't that evident? I mean, he has the robes, the Shajaku, the wards… he looks like a Houshi to me at least (but some of his habits :roll eyes:).

"Aa. Houshi desu." Miroku-sama seems quite… amuse. "Now, my fair lady, We…"

SMACK

"You're NOT GOING TO SEAL MY HUSBAND OR MY BABY-PUP!" She states firmly. TOUGH cookie! Sango halts her before she smacks Miroku-sama again and I try to help a little: This is the first time that I see a girl whacking Miroku-sama without being groped first!

"DON'T! He isn't going to seal anyone!" I assure her. "Believe me!"

"Trust Me, My Fair Lady, Your family is safe!" Calms Miroku, feeling his new lump on his forehead. "I'm not going to seal anyone! Promise!"

"I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE! BOUZU, SANGO!"

Inu-Yasha's yell definitely draws out attention. KYAAAA! My Poor Dog-Boy! Without another word, Sango and Miroku run and join the fight. I halt the woman, and this time, the beast and the children helps me. Damn! She's determined to watch the fight… or get into the way, What's the matter with her? Is she suicide or something?

"Mikami-neechan! Stay with Rin, please:sob, sniffle: Rin is afraid!" Says Rin, hugging this woman's legs. The baby is… Shippo is holding the baby? Since when? I didn't notice! "Aoshi-kun is scare too :sobs:, Rin can't calm him!"

"Bu, bu, bu:baby noises:."

"BUT…"

"Don't worry, Miroku is here to fight the bad guys!" States Shippo.

"That's for sure, besides, I'm a miko and I'm here to fight the bad guys also! Consider that the inu hanyou over there is my boyfriend and our friend." The woman kneels and reaches her arms. Rin seems to know what that gesture means, because, she picks the baby from Shippo and places him in the woman's arms.

"Two things." Says the woman, cradling the baby. "First, you can count Sesshomaru-san as the bad guy, and second: I'm blind and the only inu hanyou I know is right here in m arms. I don't have a clue about where is the other one, IF there's another!" Oh Dear Kami! She's Blind! Way to go, Kagome. I just stick my BIG foot in my mouth… Wait a DARN minute… She's Blind :gawks in astonishment: "Now, can you tell me what's going on? I know that my husband can be a royal pain in the ass sometimes, but he's mine and I love him, and I'm dead worry!"

":close mouth: Sure. Well…"

INSERT 'BIG BANG'-LIKE EFFECT HERE

":covers ears and eyes: Oh Hell…"

":covering ears: What? What! I don't like how that 'Oh Hell' sounded, What's going on here?"

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INSERT 'BIG BANG'-LIKE EFFECT HERE

SHIT! What happened:grips Tetsusaiga: Kanna is on the ground… shaking. :O.o: We actually hurt her? Wow. I stare at my brother, he sheaths that cursed sword of his, Toukijin I think, and stares blankly at the scene.

"Inu-Yasha! Kanna's mirror!" Yells Sango: she's standing in front of Kanna and she was supposed to fight Kagura… and now the both of them are staring at Kanna. "It's broken!"

"WHAT! WHAT KIND OF LUNACY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" I yell back… well, that explains why everyone, bugs include, are staring at the white brat. "That's impossible."

"We hit her at the same time." Explains Sesshomaru out of the blue. "With Toukijin and Tetsusaiga. Let finish this."

Saimyoushou attacks massively!

Oh hell! Hell! I hate bees:swings Tetsusaiga: My Ears Will Buzz Till Next Harvest Festival, DAMN IT!… And Why Did My Brother HAVE to attack at the same time than I? Stupid Bees, Pathetic excuses For BEES! Out Of MY WAY!

"This will not stop me." Says Kanna, calmly. She stands up and calls for more saimyoushou. Great! Just what we need it.

WHACK

SMACK

Where is That Brat? Where is she? Curse Naraku! I can't fight like this, we'll be drown to death by this CURSED saimyoushou swarm!

":smacks and kills an insect: Inu-Yasha: Kanna IS HEADING TOWARD THAT BONES PILE!" Yells Miroku. Bones pile? This Bouzu has no respect of the death! That Pile Of Bones Is My FATHER'S ROTTING CARCASS for Crying Out Loud!... Wait a minute… he said WHAT? "SHE'S ALMOST THERE!"

I turn over my heels. What? I'm running at Kanna? Damn Bugs! They're on my way!… Good thing that Kagome isn't here… :pant: GET out of my BLOODY WAY! Geez! Since When Kanna runs so fast?

"FUUJIN NO MAI!"

Excellent: add a windy technique to made things HAIRIER! ARGH! At least she isn't using that sick technique of the dancing corpses:swings Tetsusaiga: I'm almost there… CURSES!

"SESSHOMARU, YOU BASTARD! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE CLOSER TO HER!"

"GRRR!"

He didn't like the comment from his brother, but right then, he didn't have any time to spare. Sesshomaru was also having problems, trying to get Kanna; True, he was closer to her, but saimyoushou were being just bitchy. The lord growled and in his rush to prevent Kanna from touching his father's corpse, he unsheathed the first sword he touched and aimed at Kanna and threw the sword at her…

Successfully.

"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

To boost, he hurt her. The sword went through her body and kept flying.

He hurt her? Kanna?. The white kid paled and fell to her knees, twitching in pain. A heartbeat later, she stubbornly stood up, evidently in pain. She glared at Sesshomaru, who unconsciously, gazed at the sword he used (which now was stuck on the bones).

And gasped visibly and audibly.

Good thing that the blade only touched Kanna, because the sword he held in his hands was Tenseiga, the healing sword… well… you can't count the bone as 'someone', right?

Wha…? The healing SWORD?

To be continue…

By

Misao-CG.