The Blue Vampire Café and Karaoke Club – Episode 5

Disclaimer: As always, I don't own jack squat. I do by chance own that new version of PS2 with the network adapter included. I also don't own tonight's featured song, but I do own a character that shall be making an appearance at the end of this chapter.

Me: Hello and thanks as always for the comedic and funny reviews, I truly appreciate them. Tonight's episode will have a slight cliffhanger; it will be a bit serious, I decided to do this so people don't think I mis- categorized the fiction. I have also decided on placing a second song in this chapter, it's one of my favorites, I found it on Newgrounds, I'm sure some of you may enjoy it.

On with the fic!

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(We see everyone filing into the club as usual, though the Nemesis seems a bit down, this is due to the fact I have taken away his weapons, this is for the reason of him constantly killing anyone that got near the club.)

Orpheum: And remember that if you hurt one person, I'll reveal these photos of you.

Nemesis: I'll be good.

(We then see everybody watching with joy as the usual comedy act ends and then we see that Dante has been put in place of Concept, who is at the moment sitting at a table with book on bartending.)

Concept: Oh, so you're supposed to mix that first and then add this. *He then continues to mumble about how to mix drinks*

(Kain and the other lieutenants are at the bar table, they all seem to be drunk off their asses. Kain mumble something to his boys and they all stumble onto the stage. Kain tells something to Rahab, who then leans over the edge of the stage and request to me, something.)

Rahab: *Mumbles a little incoherently*

Orpheum: Oh, ok sure.

(I walk away to the music station where all the music is played from, I adjust some dials and soon the regular songs that play are replaced by silence. Kain and the lieutenants get into place and then prepare to sing, they even have beers in hand. The opening part of 'Carmen' starts to rise in sound.)

Kain: *Lieutents sing the 'Beer' part* Oh... what is the malted liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? Beer! Can't get enough of it Beer! How we really love it Beer) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer) I could kiss and hug it (Beer) But I'd rather chug it (Beer) Got my belly up to here (Beer) I could not refuse a (Beer) I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

Raziel: I can't remember how much I have had I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)

Kain: That's my son the drunken manly stud I'm proud to be his bud

Raziel: *sings this as he pulls a bowl of pretzels from his cowl* Here have some pretzels

Kain: No, I'll call it quits Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Kain and the lieutenants: Drink with your family Drink it with your friends Drink till your fat, stomach distends Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you We like to drink till we spew!

(At this Dumah turns around and pukes, Kain and the others are repulsed by this.) Eww!

Kain and the other lieutenants: Who cares if we get fat?

Kain: I'll drink to that

Kain and the lieutenants: As we sing once more...

Kain: *As before* What is the malted liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer) Can't get enough of it (Beer) How we really love it (Beer) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer) I could kiss and hug it (Beer) But I'd rather chug it (Beer) Got my belly up to here (Beer) Golly, I adore it! (Beer)

Kain: Come on dammit, pour it! Do it for me, brew it for me Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)

Kain and the lieutenants: The most wonderful drink in the world HOORAY!!! (BURP!)

(They all fall off stage and they are filed off to a table and are given some aspirins

Orpheum: That, was an, interesting performance. Now without further ado, Ariel's personally chosen song. Take it away, Ariel!

(The lights dim and Ariel floats on stage, a single spotlight lands on her, and a soft theme begins to fill the room. Everyone listens with rapt attention, even Kain and his boys, who have now recovered a little from their drunken stupor.)

Ariel: Midnight

Not a sound from the pavement

Has the moon lost her memory

She is smiling alone

In the lamplight the withered leaves collect at my feet

And the wind begins to moan

Memory

All alone in the moonlight

I can smile at the old days

It was beautiful then

I remember the time I knew what happiness was

Let the memory live again

Daylight

I must wait for the sunrise

I must think of a new life

And I mustn't give in

When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too

And the new day will begin

Burnt out ends of smokey days

The stale cold smell of morning

The streetlamp dies

Another night is over

Another day is dawning

Touch me

It's so easy to leave me

All alone with the memory

Of my day in the sun

If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is

Look a new day has begun

Memory

All alone in the moonlight

I can smile at the old days

It was beautiful then

I remember the time I knew what happiness was

Let the memory live again

(The music fades and the lights return to normal. Everyone is in tears, including the vampires.)

Vampires: *With tear streaming down faces* SO BEAUTIFUL! *Realize that the tears burn* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!

(They fall to the floor and writhe in pain and are still sulking at the touching song.)

Orpheum: That was Ariel, people, let's hear it for her!

(Everyone claps and then goes on with chatting and such. A cleaning crew is seen leaving the Room of Doom, which was being scrubbed clean after an explosion that killed no one important. Moebius was revived a few hours after all of him was scooped up.)

Moebius: Thanks, I was just about to be maimed by an angry specter.

Orpheum: No problem. Now back in you go!

Moebius: NO!

(I toss him into the room once more. A few more hours go by and in that time we see the return of the super powered washer and dryer, who were almost manipulated by Popeland's evil sockpuppet, but they rejected him after he proposed by a cheaper washer detergent and dryer sheets.)

Popeland sockpuppet: Damn! And I was so close.

Popeland: That's it! It's the sock drawer for you!

Popeland sockpuppet: NOOO!

(After that has happened, the doors of the club entrance are blown open by a small explosion, smoke fills the area by it.)

Orpheum: No insurance people, lawyers and mimes allowed!

(A figure steps out from the smoke, he has a grey cloak, and the hood is drawn so it casts a small shadow over his face. He surveys the room and his gaze comes to rest directly at me. My eyes quiver in fear and my mouth hangs open, letting out a few gasps of surprise. I know this man.)

Orpheum: *In a low fear-filled whisper* Orpheus…

Orpheus: Brother…

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Me: So how was that? Was that a good cliffhanger or what?

Please review and I will give you all a nice little role in the next chapter; it may be a long one this time.

See ya!