A/N: The usual… see previous chapters for this.Be nice and review me. I NEED to know what you think of this!

Standard Disclaimer applies… and remember that Inu-Yasha IS a Potty Mouth.

Episode 6:

Oh my…!

Tenseiga hurt Kanna.

Well, stranger things had happened.

The young lord stared at Kanna and then, he directed his gaze at his father's corpse. Tenseiga was stuck in the dead body of Inutaisho, and it was still. Slowly, he walked to the sword (Stepping on Kanna in the process) and reached for his Tenseiga. An Attack from Kagura distracted him, he grabbed his other katana, Toukijin, cursing his luck and clumsy maneuvers as a swordsman, as he stoically ignored Kagura's wind attack… without much effort.

But a dog is a dog, no matter in which form, so, Sesshomaru quickly got annoyed and finally attacked again after a while… of course, always keeping that poker face we all know and love. Somehow, don't ask me!

I must say that someone was very amused about his mistake and current ordeal. Want to guess who?

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Hehe, this is rich! So? The 'Oh So Great' bastard Sesshomaru of the West also makes mistakes, huh?... :swings Tetsusaiga: Hehehehe! I can't wait to rub THAT in his nose:dodges: Grrr! Damn BUGS! I can't See… :sniff: What is that bastard thinking!

"Sesshomaru! There IS A FIGHT GOING ON HERE!" I Yell at him. He looks at me and… attacks. Uw, got to hurt, poor bugs from hell… wait a minute… NAH!

Whatever. Good thing that he's back to the fight (not that I care). My girl, she's… she's… :looks for Kagome: safe. I'm glad. The monk and the huntress are… they're fine and…

WHACK

:falls: Ouch. This SHIT only happens to ME! ACK:stands up: This blow will cause me a tummy ache later! Damn It! Kagome won't give me Ramen for dinner tonight:pouts: Grrrr! Time to fight back and…

THUD… SLAM!

Ouch… I crashed against someone… Oh Kami! I crashed against Sesshomaru!

":pushes Inu-Yasha: Get Off Me!"

":struggles: I'm On IT!"

":shoves Inu-Yasha away: You Can do it FASTER! Or I Have To Help You Always?"

":facing the ground: I Never ASKED YOU for HELP and you had NEVER helped me before!"

THUD, SLAM, SMACK

I didn't saw that one coming! Stupid Swarm of Bugs! This will hurt tomorrow morning!… at least that blow sent me away from Sesshomaru.

":kneels besides Inu-Yasha: Careless, as always, otouto!"

":peels himself from the ground: Shut Up, You Ass Wipe!"

":bomps: You first, whelp!"

":feels lump on head: HEY:vein pops, stands up: What Was That FOR!"

THUD

":smacks bug: You should concentrate on the fight instead, otouto."

":whacks bug: Look who's talking, Aniki."

SMACK, THUD, WHACK

"This Sesshomaru can't concentrate with your lack of grace, focus, and fighting skills. At This Rate You're Going To Get Kill."

WHACKS, SMASH

"As You Care! This Is SO DAMN RICH! YOU CARE!… :shudders in disgust: Dear Kami! Who are you and… :dodges saimyoushou: where is that bastard Sesshomaru?"

":bomps: I, Sesshomaru, don't :smacks saimyoushou: like sarcasm, nor care about you neither. And if I care, isn't by free will I might add."

"Of Course! Why would you CARE :destroy saimyoushou: about a FILTHY hanyou like myself!"

"GRRRRR! I resent That!"

"GRRRRRR!"

"KNOCK IT OFF, BOTH OF YOU, THERE'S NO TIME:whacks Kagura:… LOOK AT KANNA!"

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I cannot believe this, I cannot believe this. I understand that those two can't stand each other, I understand their sibling rivalry. C'mon, I whacked Kohaku sometimes when we were kids, but this! Of course, those two hates their living guts, and they had tried to kill the other several times, I grant that, but…

WHACKS

This time ISN'T the right one to start BICKERING! They're bickering like a couple of brats! They aren't focused on what is supposed to be their main goal, protecting his father's corpse I mean, but they're fighting each other and…

SMACK

Damn! Kagura is begging to get her ass kick! Well, who am I to deny her such wishes?

"Hiraikotsu!"

"Nice Try, huntress! Let see if you can handle this!"

I must to take that stupid fan out of her HANDS:rubs eyes: I can't see! But I can low my guard, not with Kagura… :punch in belly: ACK! That was a low blow:picks herself from the ground: This will hurt tomorrow morning!... My poor Sore Back…

Huh? Kanna is almost touching the bones. Oh My… And those two haven't notice yet! Bad Dogs, BAD!

"KNOCK IT OFF, BOTH OF YOU, THERE'S NO TIME!" I yell at them. Geez!. The dogs look at me.

":attacks Sango: Oh no, you Don't!"

":whacks Kagura with her weapon: LOOK AT KANNA!."

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In that moment, right after Sango yelled and whacked Kagura with her insanely big boomerang, the inu brothers diverted their attention from their pointless fight to Kanna.

How can I explain what they saw? Oh Yes, the white chibi demoness was an INCH away from touching Inutaisho's bones.

I know, I know, this scene is awfully similar to the ending of the former chapter, BUT the main difference here lies that none of the fighters, not even the missing Miroku, who was bravely fighting against some saimyoushou… somewhere (A/N: SORRY:U: I forgot about him!), was able to tackle her, stop her, whack her, or something, in order to prevent her from touching the bones.

But… for some forsaken reason, Kanna was hesitating…

I must say that Tenseiga was still stuck on the bone…

Both brothers ran at Kanna, Kagura got their way, Inu-Yasha knocked her down and clawed at her the best way he could, Sesshomaru kept running, Toukijin in hand…

But… There was something wrong with Tenseiga. In that exact moment, the dead body rumbled and everybody stop dead in their spots. That's why Kanna was hesitating.

Tenseiga glowed blue for a moment. Kanna looked back… and got herself out of the way as fast as she could. Some stared at this in shock (those who know about Tenseiga's properties) and some others stared at this in curiosity (Inu-Yasha-gumi). Sesshomaru's jaw fell. Rin blinked cutely, Kanna rubbed her face in defeat (showing emotions since… I can't remember since when...) and Kagura sweatdropped. Even the saimyoushou stopped.

A heartbeat passed.

Another heartbeat… Nothing happened. Sesshomaru held his heart and sighed in utter relief.

But Tenseiga was still stabbed on the bone… suddenly the blue light turned off.

"What the HELL is GOING ON! LET'S FINISH THIS CURSED FIGHT!" Exclaimed our enthusiast hanyou, annoyed at the sudden stop, and cursing secretly because he didn't know what was the fuss about… thankfully, he wasn't the only one, because his team mates were having a similar train of thoughts.

"Mikami-neechan?" Asked Rin, tugging Mikami's sleeve. "That's the sword! Sesshomaru-sama used that sword to bring Rin back to life!" She said, happily.

"Really, Rin-chan? I believe that the story :ahem: is a fraud." Answered Mikami, as she soothed the restless baby in her arms. Kagome look at this warily.

Sesshomaru growled at Inu-Yasha's last comment and calmly walked toward the bones pile in order to gather his sword. In that moment, the ground shook and the lord took a step back. Smelling 'danger', Inu-Yasha growled and followed his brother example, also scanning the area looking for Kagome, his friends and for possible exits.

Tenseiga glowed blue, made this funny noise and the whole bone structure began to tremble… again. Sesshomaru took another step back.

"It can't be!" He muttered in shock. "He's been dead for at least 66 years!"

"As if that is something new!" mocked Inu-Yasha.

"Shut up, whelp, this is dead serious."

"Of course is dead serious: Oyaji is Dead, If you haven't Noticed!"

"… I'm not so sure now."

"… :vein pop: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"

When I said that the ground trembled, I was meaning a light trembling, but right after Inu-Yasha stated his curiosity, the ground took that as a cue and shook violently as the dead carcass of the former lord of the west shook as violently as the ground. When it was about to collapse, it stopped. By now, the 'good' guys were gathered behind a startled Ah-Un and the 'bad' guys were behind Kanna. This blue smoke came out of Tenseiga and 'swallowed' the dead carcass and then it shrunk quickly.

"Kanna, Kagura, get your sorry asses out of there and came back, Now!" Said an angry voice (Naraku, just for the records); hearing this, Kanna and the others left in no time.

"Grrr! They're leaving! GRRR!"

":halts Inu-Yasha: Stop, whelp, we have bigger problems right now."

"We? Did I hear 'WE'. NO, WE don't have a problem, You have a problem: that katana is yours, remember?"

"Sesshomaru-sama, Tenseiga :ahem: has any special property?" Asked Miroku. Rin wailed enthusiastically at this.

"It's a super magic sword! Sesshomaru-sama saved Rin's life with that sword!" Ah! A child's joy! The 'Uh?' she received was unanimous (except for Sesshomaru's). "He brought Rin Back to life when those meanie wolves killed her!" She explained as if bringing the dead back was the most normal thing in the world.

":stares at Inu-Yasha: What about father, otouto?" Asked Sesshomaru, ignoring Rin's comment. "Don't you care about him?"

"Father is dead, Aniki!"

"Is he?" Inu-Yasha opened his mouth to protest, but Sesshomaru ignored him again and stared at the blue smoke that 'covered' the bone structure instead… only to find that the smoke was concentrated on the ground and now it was dissipating… "Not anymore, it seems."

CLANG!

Tenseiga fell when the smoke finally disappeared. Everyone gasped when they noticed that the HUGE dead body was gone… and gasped even more when in its place… instead of the dead carcass… there was…

A limp moaning bundle, dressed in rags.

"Don't tell me that Tenseiga brings the dead back." Moaned Miroku as if having a headache, while staring quizzically at Sesshomaru. The tall lord nodded without even looking at him. "Oh, Damn:cough: (sorry) Oh Dear Buddha!"

The bundle tried to stand up, but failed. It fell down painfully and… fainted? Mikami tugged Sesshomaru's sleeve.

"Sesshomaru-san? That sword… revived someone… Who was the one that Tenseiga revived?" She asked.

To be continue…

By

Misao-CG.

PS: My apologies. This chapter was really difficult to write and I hate myself for this. I hope you'll be nice with your flames. I don't mind if you flame me for this… as long as you pay the hospital bills…