Blue Vampire café and Karaoke club – Episode six
I don't own LoK or Linkin' Park or anything featured except my character and the one I fight.
(Dave Chappelle appears and takes a Mic out.)
Dave: He's back, bitches.
(He then vanishes and I step through a curtain.)
Me: I'm back, had some computer issues, but that's all better now. Now onto my fic.
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(A man who looks similar to me is standing in the doorway.)
Orpheus: Hello, brother.
Orpheum: What are you doing here, Orpheus?
Orpheus: I've come to kill you, dear brother.
Moebius: *Stumbles out of 'Room of Doom' and grabs Orpheus' robes* Oh please, help me! I don't want to be in that room anymore!
Orpheus: \_/ DIE!
(He grabs Moebius by the neck, throws him into the air and slices him in half.)
Orpheus: Refuse to confront me and that will befall more of your friends.
Orpheum: Uh, actually, Moebius was an asshole, it's actually a good thing when someone kills him.
Orpheus: O_o; That's it, DIE!
(He flies at me and tackles me into the wall, which collapses on both of us. He busts through and then hovers above the rubble.)
Orpheus: COME OUT AND FACE ME, BROTHER!
(An energy blast bursts through the rubble and strikes Orpheus, he screams and is sent flying through the roof and into the sky. I climb out the rubble; my left cheek dirtied like that effect in animes. Kain helps me over to the stage and Raziel looks around, confused.)
Kain: Who the hell was that?
Raziel: He looked just like you.
Orpheum: My little brother, he's hated me for becoming good and abandoning our people destructive way of life.
Popeland: Need help? *Pulls out giant spiked biscuit*
Orpheum: O.o; No, but thanks. *Suddenly jolts with a realization of something* Everyone, clear yourselves to the ends of the room.
(I look around, bumping into Raziel.)
Orpheum: Aren't you going to move to safety?
Raziel: Naw, I'll be fine.
(Suddenly and energy blast strikes through the roof and knocks me away and disintegrates Raziel.)
Raziel: ASSHOLE! (Drama queen)
Orpheum: DAMMIT! *Looks up* COME DOWN AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!
(Suddenly Orpheus nosedives from the sky and tackles me into the ground and into the basement, I jump out so does he, both of us are on opposite sides of the hole.)
Orpheum: Why can't you just leave me alone, I'll never be like our kind!
Orpheus: And that, is why you must DIE!
(Fires a kinetic blast at me, I brush away while facing down like in those animes. I then glare at him, a force blast flies through the air and strikes him into the arch of the stage.)
Orpheus: DAMN YOU!
(Fires rapid energy attacks at me; I'm hit and caught in an explosion. I fly out through the smoke and punch him into the sound station. The theme of Linkin' Park's "Numb" begins to play.)
I'm tired of being what you want me to be *I punch Orpheus into the balcony seats*
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface *I fire a barrage of energy spikes*
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure, of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
*Orpheus flies at me and we collide*
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb *We tried several punches*
I can't feel you there *Orpheus punches me across the face hard*
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you *I'm punched into the hole in the stage*
Can't you see that you're smothering me? *I float out, glowing with power*
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart, right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) * I draw my sword, which becomes a long katana, Orpheus draws his, a katana too*
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
An' every second I waste is more than I can take
*We flies towards one another*
[Chorus: Repeat]
*We slash and try to connect a blow, but we're both equally matched in skill*
And I know *I bring my blade upward to slash*
I may end up failing too *Orpheus brings his downward*
But I know
You were just like me *Our blades clash, sending sparks through the air*
With someone disappointed in you
*Orpheus' blade breaks, my blow connects, I then unleash a flurry of slashes*
[Chorus: Repeat]
I've
Become so numb
I can't feel you there *I then bring my sword downward, then blast him with energy* Orpheus: NOOOOOOOO! *Disappears in the blast* I'm tired of being what you want me to be (x2)
*I then float down and sheath my sword as the music ends*
Orpheum: *Out of breath* Man, that was tough.
Popeland: *Looks at the spiked biscuit* And I really wanted to use this, too.
Concept: You ok?
Orpheum: Yeah, I'll be ok.
Kain: Is he dead?
Orpheum: No, I could feel him warp in the last second, but he won't be bothering anyone for a while. Because I altered the path of his teleportation, he should be arriving in a very terrifying place right about now.
**Elsewhere**
(Orpheus is lying on the ground, badly beaten.)
Orpheus: Damn him! I'll get my revenge yet.
(He gets up and looks around.)
Orpheus: Where the hell am I?
(Sephiroth runs by.)
Sephiroth: AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Orpheus: What the - ?
(Six small figures run up to him.)
Orpheus: O.O; What in the hell?!?
The Kiddies: Unky Orpheum! (
Orpheus: I am Orpheus, brother of Orpheum!
Kiddies: Unky Orpheus! (
(They swarm over him.)
Orpheus: AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
**Back at the club**
Orpheum: There we go, now, this place needs some cleaning up.
(I look around and find Jak and Daxter *Jak II* at the bar.)
Daxter: So, what do you have that's good to drink?
Concept: I think this is safe to try. *Places a glass of smoking wine on the counter*
Daxter: Um, actually, I just have a glass of water.
Jak: Ditto.
(I grab Daxter by the tail.)
Daxter: Hey, jackass! Hands off! *Tries to fight*
Orpheum: How'd you like to earn some money?
Daxter: Money you say? *Stops flailing*
Orpheum: Get cleaning!
(I drop him down and toss him a bucket and a mop.)
Daxter: Ah, crap!
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Me: So, how'd you all like it? I hope to get everything back to normal soon.
Please review! See ya!
I don't own LoK or Linkin' Park or anything featured except my character and the one I fight.
(Dave Chappelle appears and takes a Mic out.)
Dave: He's back, bitches.
(He then vanishes and I step through a curtain.)
Me: I'm back, had some computer issues, but that's all better now. Now onto my fic.
***********************************************************
(A man who looks similar to me is standing in the doorway.)
Orpheus: Hello, brother.
Orpheum: What are you doing here, Orpheus?
Orpheus: I've come to kill you, dear brother.
Moebius: *Stumbles out of 'Room of Doom' and grabs Orpheus' robes* Oh please, help me! I don't want to be in that room anymore!
Orpheus: \_/ DIE!
(He grabs Moebius by the neck, throws him into the air and slices him in half.)
Orpheus: Refuse to confront me and that will befall more of your friends.
Orpheum: Uh, actually, Moebius was an asshole, it's actually a good thing when someone kills him.
Orpheus: O_o; That's it, DIE!
(He flies at me and tackles me into the wall, which collapses on both of us. He busts through and then hovers above the rubble.)
Orpheus: COME OUT AND FACE ME, BROTHER!
(An energy blast bursts through the rubble and strikes Orpheus, he screams and is sent flying through the roof and into the sky. I climb out the rubble; my left cheek dirtied like that effect in animes. Kain helps me over to the stage and Raziel looks around, confused.)
Kain: Who the hell was that?
Raziel: He looked just like you.
Orpheum: My little brother, he's hated me for becoming good and abandoning our people destructive way of life.
Popeland: Need help? *Pulls out giant spiked biscuit*
Orpheum: O.o; No, but thanks. *Suddenly jolts with a realization of something* Everyone, clear yourselves to the ends of the room.
(I look around, bumping into Raziel.)
Orpheum: Aren't you going to move to safety?
Raziel: Naw, I'll be fine.
(Suddenly and energy blast strikes through the roof and knocks me away and disintegrates Raziel.)
Raziel: ASSHOLE! (Drama queen)
Orpheum: DAMMIT! *Looks up* COME DOWN AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!
(Suddenly Orpheus nosedives from the sky and tackles me into the ground and into the basement, I jump out so does he, both of us are on opposite sides of the hole.)
Orpheum: Why can't you just leave me alone, I'll never be like our kind!
Orpheus: And that, is why you must DIE!
(Fires a kinetic blast at me, I brush away while facing down like in those animes. I then glare at him, a force blast flies through the air and strikes him into the arch of the stage.)
Orpheus: DAMN YOU!
(Fires rapid energy attacks at me; I'm hit and caught in an explosion. I fly out through the smoke and punch him into the sound station. The theme of Linkin' Park's "Numb" begins to play.)
I'm tired of being what you want me to be *I punch Orpheus into the balcony seats*
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface *I fire a barrage of energy spikes*
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure, of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
*Orpheus flies at me and we collide*
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb *We tried several punches*
I can't feel you there *Orpheus punches me across the face hard*
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you *I'm punched into the hole in the stage*
Can't you see that you're smothering me? *I float out, glowing with power*
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart, right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow) * I draw my sword, which becomes a long katana, Orpheus draws his, a katana too*
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
An' every second I waste is more than I can take
*We flies towards one another*
[Chorus: Repeat]
*We slash and try to connect a blow, but we're both equally matched in skill*
And I know *I bring my blade upward to slash*
I may end up failing too *Orpheus brings his downward*
But I know
You were just like me *Our blades clash, sending sparks through the air*
With someone disappointed in you
*Orpheus' blade breaks, my blow connects, I then unleash a flurry of slashes*
[Chorus: Repeat]
I've
Become so numb
I can't feel you there *I then bring my sword downward, then blast him with energy* Orpheus: NOOOOOOOO! *Disappears in the blast* I'm tired of being what you want me to be (x2)
*I then float down and sheath my sword as the music ends*
Orpheum: *Out of breath* Man, that was tough.
Popeland: *Looks at the spiked biscuit* And I really wanted to use this, too.
Concept: You ok?
Orpheum: Yeah, I'll be ok.
Kain: Is he dead?
Orpheum: No, I could feel him warp in the last second, but he won't be bothering anyone for a while. Because I altered the path of his teleportation, he should be arriving in a very terrifying place right about now.
**Elsewhere**
(Orpheus is lying on the ground, badly beaten.)
Orpheus: Damn him! I'll get my revenge yet.
(He gets up and looks around.)
Orpheus: Where the hell am I?
(Sephiroth runs by.)
Sephiroth: AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Orpheus: What the - ?
(Six small figures run up to him.)
Orpheus: O.O; What in the hell?!?
The Kiddies: Unky Orpheum! (
Orpheus: I am Orpheus, brother of Orpheum!
Kiddies: Unky Orpheus! (
(They swarm over him.)
Orpheus: AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
**Back at the club**
Orpheum: There we go, now, this place needs some cleaning up.
(I look around and find Jak and Daxter *Jak II* at the bar.)
Daxter: So, what do you have that's good to drink?
Concept: I think this is safe to try. *Places a glass of smoking wine on the counter*
Daxter: Um, actually, I just have a glass of water.
Jak: Ditto.
(I grab Daxter by the tail.)
Daxter: Hey, jackass! Hands off! *Tries to fight*
Orpheum: How'd you like to earn some money?
Daxter: Money you say? *Stops flailing*
Orpheum: Get cleaning!
(I drop him down and toss him a bucket and a mop.)
Daxter: Ah, crap!
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Me: So, how'd you all like it? I hope to get everything back to normal soon.
Please review! See ya!
