The Blue Vampire Café and Karaoke club.
Tonight's song: Change the World (English version)
Disclaimer - All rights to song belong to V6, I don't own the song nor am responsible for the English version, which is sung by Max Alto. Also, I don't own InuYasha or its related characters.
Me: Hello again my friends, after a long and annoying sit with bad computers and my new machines lack of a floppy drive(I wish to save every fiction, in case of trouble and possible loss on site) and have recently gotten a Thumb Drive, now I'll be able to return to writing my stories, hopefully I'll finish the SR2 and BO2 fanfics and start a Defiance one.
Anyway, on with the show. Bows
(As usual everyone heads into the joint, the new body guard, temporary, (Nemmy's been out of action since Orpheus blew him up with the door) InuYasha, and Miroku, let people in, Miroku lets all the women in (Like that wasn't unforseen), while InuYasha tends to threaten more than enough people, though it's not all bad, he did castrate Moebius who tried to enter, looks like everything going fine.)
Orpheum: So I picked up a can of gas and threw at them and shot it and blew them up.
Light: Cool, what else you do in Half-Life 2?
Orpheum: Half-Life 2? I was talking about the rabid pack of lawyers that came after me.
Light: Oo
Orpheum: How are the kiddies?
Light: Fine
Meanwhile
Kiddies:
Naraku: NOOOOOOOOO!
Is pounced by kiddies
Back at the café
Popeland: I'm telling ya, "Return of the biscuit" totally blew away "The Chimp monks strike back".
MortalSora: And I'm telling you episode 2: "Attack of the muffins" Beat them all!
Popeland: HAVE AT YOU!
MortalSora: HAVE AT YOU, TOO!
(Popeland summon sockpuppet Popeland)
Popeland: Meet sockpuppet popeland version 2.0, with radioactive sporks!
MortalSora: OH yeah!
(Summon Mecha Shippo)
Mecha Shippo: MEGA FOXFIRE!
SockPuppetPopeland: Oo Oh bugger...
KABOOM
Elsewhere
Raziel: What the f!
Kain: What?
Raziel: Somebody chew up my Janos Audren action figure, with new kung fu grip, only the arse part is left.
Kain: Who'd do a thing like that?
???: I would!
Raziel and Kain: HOLY CRAP! IT'S!
Papa Smurf: Me!
Raziel: Bastard
Papa Smurf: Bring it on, bitch!
(The two get into a fight, cartoonish fight cloud appears)
Raziel: Iron Reaver Soul stealer!
InuYasha: Hey, that's my attack!
Raziel: Pike off!
InuYasha: OH YEAH! Pulls out Tetsuiga
Raziel: Oh...
Papa Smurf: crap!
InuYasha: WIND SCAR!!!
(The two blue freaks are both obliterated)
Orpheum: Oo, that was, odd...Anyway, I now presents tonights show. I'll be singing this time.
(Lights dim, and a spotlight on me, music slowly builds up)
I
Want To Change The World
Keep on holding on your desire
You
will get that shining love
That you can't wait to know
If you
go on to get your goal
It's Wonderland!
(I slowly walk around stage)
I
felt so worried when I spout out the time
Thinking of the future
it lies
Cause I knew that there's nothin'
That I really want
to know
And then I met you
So I could feel what you should
know
I finally find a love
And now I'm really feeling her
right
Cause the matter is gone
This is the way to love you
(I turn my back for a second then turn around quickly)
I
Want To Change The World
Walk again, never miss the way
Don't
be afraid I'm with you
And we could fly away
If you could stay
with me forever
Change My Mind
Won't get lost if your passion's
true
I'm gonna fly with you again
So you could spread your
wings
And you will fly with me away
It's Wonderland!
Every
single thing
The time and the flyin'
Til the day, I won't let
you go
You will see that your desire will be granted again
It's
just the feeling
You understand the travel life
It won't be to
bad to face
And then it probably you will see will not be to
heart
If we could walk beside you
(I warp to random spots on stage, strob lights come on)
I
Want To Change The World
Walk again, Fire against the wind
Don't
be afraid to be true
Cause now you have to bring
The power of
your smile in your face
Change my Mind
Keep on holding on your
desire
You will get that shining love
That you can't wait to
know
If you go on to get your goal
It's Wonderland!
(I bow my head, a screen appears behind and play a montage of scenes from InuYasha)
I
Want To Change The World
Walk again, never miss the way
Don't
be afraid I'm with you
Now we can fly awayIf you could stay with
me forever
Change My Mind
Won't get lost if your passion's
true
I'm gonna fly with you again
So you could spread your
wings
And you will fly away with me away
It's Wonderland!
(I then throw the mic up and catch, then return to stand, everyone cheers and then I gesture for them to silence.)
Orpheum: Tonight I have another treat, a special faketrailer of my own original writing, I want to show all my friends a story I've worked on, it's not done yet, but this is a teaser till it's eventual publishing.
(Lights dim, and screen scrolls down, then an epic music score plays)
Voice: In a world full of wonder...
Montage of landscape
A hero's journey begins
The main character is shown looking stern
He's joined by many
I appear, only really more mysterious like, a wizard, three male warrior and a woman stand by main character
They quest for legendary keys...
Flash of a dozen magic keys fly by
To return an Ancient power to the world
Quick flash of a heroic figure with white hair and shining silver armor
And stop and an evil force from returning
A dark figure is shown
Will they succeed?
Several scenes are shown, arrows flying, massive armies colliding, clash of my character and dark figures, one the heros appearing to fall, and many other exciting scenes, then music build to climax
Legend of the 13 Keys...
Coming soon whenever the writer gets off his ass to do so Me: HEY, I heard that, BITCH!
(Lights come on, people express usual face of 'that sounds neat')
Light: Good job, can't wait to -
Miroku: Grabs Lights hand Will you bear my children?
By the bar
Sango: That jerk is at it again!
Kagome: Don't worry, I think he's about to get his answer soon.
That's all for now I'll leave the monk to you, Light
BTW the way, Popeland, what happened to your Soul Reaver 2 parody, it's gone.
Crap ripoff of Cowboy Bebop end line
Till next time, fanfic person.
