1Legacy of Kain: Café and Karaoke Club - Episode 8
Disclaimer - The usual drill, I don't own LoK or the songs or the hidden nuclear weapons.
Me: Another chapter, finally, I hope to get to another for my Soul Reaver 2 and Blood Omen 2 fics on with the chapter!
Tonights song: Devils Never Cry from Devil May Cry3: Dante's Awakening, by Fischenspooner.
(Outside, old Nemmy's back, patched up after Orpheus' little explosive entrance. He's as usual, being a twit with who comes in.)
Nemesis: Name and ID, please.
Gordon Freeman:...
Nemesis: Sir, I need your name and ID.
Gordon:...
Nemmy: Look, I won't ask again, NAME AND ID!
Gordon: Pulls out Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator a.k.a: The Gravity Gun and blows Nemmy away.
Everyone else in line: With cheesy high voice all together Yay!
(They all enter, things are as usual, people at the bar, drinking, chatting at the tables, Concept's side of the bar exploding, an annual mob going after Moebius, Kain and Vorador surrounded by women, pretty normal.)
Concept: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(A martini randomly explodes.)
Umah: Was it supposed to do that?
Concept: Let me check out my book fingers through pages OH! Your 'not' supposed to put liquid nitrogen in there, silly me.
Umah: O.o0 I'll just have some blood.
Concept: Coming right up, now where'd I put the mixer?
Meanwhile -
(Dumah, Zephon and Turel are playing cards.)
Zephon: Go fish!
Dumah: Royally pissed For the last time, it's not F#$# GO FISH! IT'S BLACK JACK!
Zephon: King me! Lays down a good hand
Turel: Damn, I'm out, I'll wait till next game.
Suddenly -
Moebius: DEAR ELDER GOD, HELP ME!
(Runs past as Jedi-And, Ruff Collie, Deionarra and Fallen chase him with various objects, including a spatula, a spork, some tooth picks, and a bottle of Axe?)
Zephon: You guys hear something?
Turel and Dumah: Honestly Nope.
(At the love shack the small den for parties Kain and Vorador are surrounded by many women, Miroku is with them.)
Kain: You really are great with the ladies, monk.
Miroku: Please, you showed me a few good pointers as well.
Vorador: I want you to have my children. Smiles, add cheesy gleam in teeth.
Random woman: Really? But isn't impossible for you to have any?
Vorador: True, but who said we can't try?
(They all laugh, meanwhile in the balcony's across the from the den, Sango has Popeland readying a sniper riffle, with 'special' ammo.)
Sango: Will this really work?
Popeland: Yeah, or it could kill him, would that be a problem?
Sango: Not really.
(I step onto the stage.)
Orpheum: Ladies and gentlemen, and vampires, and demons, and head crabs. Tonight is gonna be a special presentation, Dante and his bro Virgil have agreed to perform the song, they will not sing, but will merely act out a fight while the song plays. And now, Dante and Virgil!
(I bow and the two half-demons approach the stage, they nod to one another and take to one side of the stage each, the lights dim.)
A sort of chorus starts ups, after a few minutes it fades into a soft rock beat
Deep voice:
Steal a soul for a second chance
But you will never become a man
My chosen Torture makes me stronger
In a life that craves the hunger
(Dante and Virgil circle each other, slowly.)
A freedom and quest for life
Until the end the judgement night
A heavier beat starts up
(The two charge at one another.)
Stepping forth a cure for a soul's demise
(They clash, blades spark and scrape.)
Reap the tears of the victim's cries
Yearning more to hear the suffer (of a)
Of a demon as I put it under
(An awesome spectacle of sword clashing)
Killed before a time to kill them all
Passed down the righteous law
Serve a justice that dwells in me
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see
The eye can see (X3)
Soft voice:
We are falling
(The two brothers go Devil Trigger and use more powerful versions of their usual attacks.)
The light is calling
Tears inside me
Calm me down
(Dante does Aerial Rave on Virgil.)
Bless me with the
Leaf off of the tree
On it I see
The freedom reign
(Virgil does that insane million orb attack.)
Soft voice in Italics & Demonic in Bold
The powers proven to end the madness
-We are falling
Upon I take it to end the savage
-The light is calling
(Dante uses his great agility to avoid.)
The rays of light a truth of meaning
-Tears inside me
To my father the blood is pleading
-Calm me down
(The two go in a rapid series of clashes, creating a vortex of power.)
A justice rage for all to feel
-Bless me with the
With innocent cries and hatred squeals
-Pure green leaf
The gore of evil seems to satisfy
-On it I see
When Slain an maimed and pacified
-The freedom reign
(The two brake the clash and leap back, and run toward one another.)
My chosen torture makes me stronger
-Bless me with the
In a life that craves the hunger
-Leaf off of the
A freedom and a quest for life
-On it I see
Until the end the judgement night
-The freedom reign
Watch the footsteps but never follow
-Praise to my father
If you want to live tomorrow
-Blessed by the water
Steel a soul for a second chance
-Black night, dark sky
But you will never become a man
-The Devil's cry!
(The two clash and the force of colliding power shatters and cracks the floor around them.)
The music fades out
(The two bow and nod to each other again and then return to their own seats. I come up on stage.)
Orpheum: Give 'em a hand people!
(Everyone applauds, even Moebius whose being strung up by the neck from the balcony.)
Orpheum: Enjoy the evening everyone.
(Things go about again, nothing odd, Moebius escaped, Kain and Vorador try to wake up Miroku whose been knocked unconscious by Popeland's bullet.)
Light: Deal me.
(Dumah hands her a new hand.)
Zephon: I want to buy Baltic Avenue.
Dumah: That's it!
(Tackles Zephon, the two wrestle about. Gordon suddenly bumps into Moebius.)
Moebius: Oh please, you have got to help me, they're all gonna kill me!
Gordon:...
Moebius: Please! I'm begging you!
Gordon: Pull out the Gravity Gun
Moebius: EPP...
(Gordon leads everyone on a chase after Moebius, who is flailing and screaming, Concept joins in just as he's finished a new drink which seems to be glowing and chanting we all chase Moebius through the club into the late hours.)
End for now.
Me: Well, what'd ya'll think? You like? I hope so, please read and review and I'll give you all a free hour with either Dante or Virgil, or get both to mutilate Moebius.
By the way though, why didn't anyone review my new chapter in Soul Reaver 2? That makes me sad, and when I get sad, I get mad pulls out katana and starts slicing Moebius Please, when ever you guys have time, please review that as well.
See you all next time!
