Reviews:

Razatip: Yes, I took all of Envy's crazy ideas and turn them into a hyper Ed. Haha

Sakura-sama-13: Don't worry, Roy will live…

BloodFlavoredDoughnutsRoxMySox: Yes, we must save Sporkie! Haha nice username by the way…

Rxia: Really? I'm like that too when I'm hyper… AHH! YOU'RE MY EVIL TWIN! Just kidding…

Darkshadowgirl: Yes, buffaloes will rule the world one day..

Goten: Don't worry, I updated…

Phoebechan: Thank you, glad you liked it!

DarkAngel: Updated!

Disclaimer- I will never own FMA, just like I will never own DNAngel… I really should update my DNAngel fanfics…

The rampaging Ed was finally calm down. "Teddy, teddy, teddy!" He squealed hugging a teddy bear. "My teddy!"

As for Roy and Hughes, they were barely walking and were limping on a stick.

"Never give full metal coffee again…" Roy said before passing out

"Ed is scary when he's hyper…" Hughes did the same thing.

Hawkeye sighed while looking at the coffeepot. "You do realize how MUCH sugar is in this thing right?"

A few minutes earlier…

"MOMMY!" Roy was running from Ed, who happened to be on a rampage.

"WHERE'S SPORKIE!" He shouted while swinging a scythe like crazy.

"Stop! What you're doing is wrong!" Al stood in front of his brother.

"AH-HA! I KNEW IT! YOU'RE WORKING WITH MEDUSA, JASON!" Ed shouted.

"Jason, who's that?"

"Don't play dumb, I know what you did last summer with him!"

Roy and Al fell silent, while Riza in the background was giggling a bit.

"Brother, I think you need to calm down…"

"Brother? I am not your brother, I AM THE BUFFALO KING! GO MY MINIONS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!" A huge stampede of buffaloes stomped on top of Roy and Al. "BOW DOWN BEFORE MY WRATH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Man, when will this end?" Roy twitched on the ground.

"Give me back Sporkie or die before my buffalo minions!" Ed had flames in the background.

Hughes, who happened to be passing by, touched the flames. "AHHH! WATER, WATER,WATER!" He was screaming around like an idiot.

"Where did he come from?" Riza thought.

""MUAHAHAHAHHAHA! I GOT A NEW TOY, IT'S A LETHAL WEAPON!" Ed sang while holding a metal pipe and started beat the crap out of Roy, Al and Hughes. "FEAR IT! MUAHAHAHHAHA!"

"What did I do now?" Huges cried.

"Run, idiot!" Roy shouted.

Poor Al, he was caught by his own brother's death grip. He was tied to a tree.

"What are you doing!"

"Hold still!" Ed was holding a bookza as target practice.

"BROTHER!"

Too late, the trigger was pulled. Everything in front of Ed was destroyed, expect for Al and the tree.

"EVIL BOOKZA!" Ed cried.

Al was still tied to the tree. He was shaking. "I…lived

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULD RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!" His older brother hopped on one of his buffalo and was about to push the "Destroy the world" button.

"AHHH! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Hughes was crying a waterfall.

"ME TOO!" Roy was crying too.

Hawkeye slapped herself. "Why am I always the one to save the day?" She said throwing a teddy bear at Ed.

"TEDDY! TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY!" He was happy.

"Yay! WE ARE SAVED!" Hughes and Roy shouted, but cracks were heard. "Ow, my back! Ow, my hand! Ow, my arm! Ow, my eye!"

"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!" Ed did his evil laugh. "You think a teddy bear can stop me? MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! YOU THOUGHT WRONG, I'm STILL GOING TO RULE THE WORLD, isn't that right teddy?"

"…." Said the bear.

"See, he said yes! MUAHAHHAHAHA!" Ed was about to push the button again.

"I think I see the light…" Roy whispered

"NOO! STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!" Hughes shouted

Then Winry hit Ed on the head with a mallet. "No one destroys the world on my watch for I am SUPERWOMEN!"

Everyone looked at her like she was crazy.

"What? Can't anyone take a joke these days?"

"Isn't anyone going to help me get off of this tree?" Al said.

End chapter 2

Yes, I know it isn't that funny as the first chapter… but I'll get some random ideas soon.