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Ed: Don't dedicate your insanity!
Fine then, I DEDICATE THIS FANFICTION TO ALL THE WRITERS!
Ed: That makes it worse!
Disclaimer- does it looks like I own FMA? If I did, I won't be writing this fanfiction…
"Life isn't fair!" Hughes shouted out.
"Why me!" Winry shouted as well
"I really don't want to do this…" Al whined
"Oh come on, babysitting fullmetal isn't 'that' bad!" Roy said.
"YES IT IS!" All 3 of them blurted out
"Don't make me baby-sit him!" Hughes, clinging on to Roy's right leg, cried. "I'M BEGGING YOU!"
"You're on your own!" Roy let of Hughes and ran out the door.
"NO! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!"
Winry sighed. "Well it's just you, me, the crying man, and the crazy overactive boy…"
"Hey, where is brother anyway?" Al questioned
"MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"
"Why don't we ask him on the rooftop?" Winry said. "Let's go…" She said dragging the crying Hughes.
"Oh, why is this world so cruel to me?"
"Stop being a crybaby and help us out!"
Meanwhile up on the roof, Ed was doing the chicken dance and clucked like a chicken. "MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE SUMMONED RAINING FROGS AND FLYING CATS! THE DAY WILL COME! MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!" Ed was acting evil…again. "AHH! I SEE A FLYING CAT, HEAD FOR THE HILLS!…wait there are no hills…AHHH!"
"Oh shut up!" Winry got out her mallet.
"OREO KILLER, OREO KILLER, OREO KILLER!" Ed screamed while running from the crazed-mallet girl.
"Calm down, brother…" Al, said through a big tin can box.
"Take that oreo killer!" Ed somehow got Winry's mallet. "WHAT DID THAT OREO EVER DO TO YOU!" Then he looked at Al. "EAT THE CHEESE STICK!" He got out a cheese stick.
"But you know I can't eat cheese.." Al said.
"Blasphemy! Eat the cheese!"
"Okay, okay! Geez.." Al answered as he ate it.
"AHHH! HOW CAN YOU EAT THE CHEESE STICK? WHATEVER DID IT DO TO YOU! CHEESE KILLER, CHEESE KILLER! HOW CAN YOU KILL MY LORD AND MASTER?" Ed got out his scythe. "CHEESE KILLER!"
"AHHH!" Al was running from his brother
Poor Hughes, he was still inside. "I'm in a happy place, I'm in a happy place…" He kept mumbling.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Al yelled across the room.
"MY LORD AND MASTER!" Ed did the same.
Hughes blinked. "I sense the end of the world coming."
Then Ed said something really random. "Scar's pants are spiffy!"
"No, they come from Walmart!" Hughes answered back.
"SPIFFY!"
"WALMART!"
"SPIFFY!"
"WALMART!"
"NO THEY ARE SPIFFY!" The alchemist threw his scythe only to come a few inches off of cutting Hughes head off.
"MEANIE!" He cried.
"FEAR THE WRATH OF THE KNIVES!" Ed threw random pointy knives at Al and Hughes. "YOU CAN"T ESCAPE ME! I'M THE ALMIGHTY FULL METAL ALCHEMIST! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!"
"Brother is just too evil!"
"HEAD FOR THE HILLS!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!"
Up at the rooftop, Winry was finally awake. "Uh-oh." She said. "My 'Ed is going to steal my giant panda mecha' sense is tingling."
Right she was when Al and Hughes came up, grabbed Winry and jumped off the roof only seconds before the mecha popped out.
"Hey that's my robot!" She shouted.
"You actually keep one of those things!"
"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SEE YOU!" The alchemist pulled the trigger.
"SANCTUARY!"
BOOM!
The next thing you know, Roy just happened to step into HQ, which was totally destroyed. He sees Al, Hughes and Winry tied to a pole.
"What happened here?" He thought.
"They're spiffy!"
"They come from Walmart!"
"SPIFFY!"
"WALMART!"
"What are they talking about?" Roy questioned
"Save us…" Al cried.
"They're talking about scar's pants…" Winry answered
"SPIFFY!"
"WALMART!"
"His pants are both spiffy and come from walmart!" She shouted
"AHHH! MEDUSA HAS COME BACK!" Ed pointed to Roy.
"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW!" Flames started to come up.
"SANCUTARY NUMBER 2!"
BOOM!
The flames were everywhere, good thing the 3 of them escaped.
"Say, how DID we escape?"
"That's a good question!" Hughes said. "It's-
2 hour later..
"And that's how we escaped!"
"Hamsters can't fly…"
"Fine, destroy my life long dreams!"
"….okay. Do you think it's safe to see what happened?"
The 3 of them looked. "OMGWTFBBQ!"
"SURRENDER, MEDUSA!" Ed was jumping on top of Roy. "DIE, DIE, DIE!"
"NEVER!' Roy shouted.
"How did they survive that blast?"
"Another good question! It's-
2 hour later once more…
"And that's how they survived!"
"Elephants don't sing…"
"STOP DESTROYING MY LIFE LONG DREAMS!"
Ed glared at the 3 of them, looking like he was going to attack, he got out his bookza. "I got one thing to say!"
Silence.
"When's lunch?"
Sweatdrop.
"What? I'm hungry and I need more coffee…"
"NO!" Roy, Hughes, Al, and Winry quickly shouted.
End chapter 3
Don't worry, I'll keep going with this fanfiction. By the way, the full metal alchemist movie comes out on July 23, 2005! Remember that everyone!
