Ed est taille petit! (That's French by the way)
Ed:…I AM NOT SHORT!
Reviews:
Razatip: Thanks and I think I have one just like it!
Sakura-sama-13: You're in luck…again! Roy isn't going to be in this chapter…or the next one…so that means he won't get hurt…. Well…not physically
FiReChAoS347: UPDATED!
Anime monster: Thanks!
Gomp: I'm glad you liked it!
Bloodflavoreddoghnutsroxmysox: I'm sorry, but I couldn't make a part where all the homunculus goes crazy!Maybe I'll put it on my other FMA fanfic soon. Haha…Ed's no longer small in the movie!
Ed: YAY!
Aysha's damn username: Your welcome!
Jazze Al-Bhed-girl: See? Even she said so, I AM THE QUEEN OF INSANITY! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ed: Well…you're still a psycho…
Asecret Kitsune: Thanks!Heero-Yuii: That stinks, but at least look on the bright side! Since you named it, the spork will rise back from the dead and take over the world! MUAHHAHAA!
Ed: SEE! SHE IS A PSYCHO!
Connor: Something about the kitty? Maybe I'll put something like that in my Monty Python FMA story!
Somebody you don't know: Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were my friend! Thanks, glad you liked it!
Darkshadowgirl: Update! You can put the baby peanut better down now…
Disclaimer- Wish I may, wish I might…I will never own FMA…never have and never will. Sad isn't it?
Ed: no…
Warning: There's A LOT of booming in this chapter…and throwing random stuff.
"Miss sue had a steamboat the steamboat had a horn toot toot!" Ed sang really loudly outside. "The steamboat went to heaven, miss sue went to-"
"WHOA! Watch your language, this is a PG fanfiction!" Winry covered up Ed's mouth. "….Ew, you actually licked my hand!"
"MUAHAHAHAHA! Time to rule the world!" Ed ran off.
Meanwhile, not too far away…Havoc and Furey got ready.
"Why are we doing this again?" Furey questioned. "And why are we dressed like ghostbusters?"
"You'll see…" Havoc had a evil grin, which made Furey back away 10 feet.
"Now, let's get the ghost out of Ed, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!" He yelled, which made Furey back away 10 more feet. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" He blasted through the wall and ran while doing the Tarzan yell.
"Hello, mental hospital? Yes, I would like to make an appointment for Mr. Jean Havoc…" Furey called on a phone. "Oh, I didn't know you get a free straight jacket."
Back to Ed, he was running pass a mother and a baby.
"Goo goo boo pa!" The baby mumbled
"THE FREAKING PASSWORD!" Ed shouted before stealing the baby.
"Brother what are you doing?" Al yelled to his brother
"THE CHEESE STICK TOLD ME SO, MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"
Al and the baby just blinked. Winry mumbled to herself.
"Miss Rockbell, Al, Ed get out of the way!" Furey suddenly came up.
They all look to the right. "OMFG!" Time to run away from the giant boulders that Havoc sent upon.
"I SHALL BE FURHER, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" He screamed
(Roy: Hey that's my line!)
"Great, just what we need…another mindless person." Winry said.
"RUN MY MICE RUN! TIME TO MAKE A SACRIFICE TO THE GODS!"
"Hey, I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!" Ed popped out of nowhere. "IDEA STEALER!"
"NO WAY, SHORTY!"
"I AM NOT SHORT!" Ed shouted at the top of his lungs! "FEAR MY ARMY OF FRUITS IN BINIKIS!" He threw fruits at Havoc.
"Fear my bombs!"
BOOM!
SPLAT!
SWOOSH!
WHOOO!
FWEEEEEEEEEE!
"This is war!" Ed cried, firing cannons
"WORLD WAR 3!" Havoc pushed random buttons on his "Destroy your enemies in 5 seconds" kit.
BOOM!
"What a lovely day today is…" Furey said, pretending to act calm and drinking tea.
"You call 'this' lovely?" Winry sweatdropped.
"Buffaloes come from trees, soon they'll fall, die and turn into zombie buffaloes. THEY'LL KILL US ALL!" Al shouted.
"………okay……….who gave Al drugs………AGAIN?" Winry shouted
"Havoc." Furey coughed.
BOOOM!
"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! I AM THE BUFFALO KING!" Ed shouted
"I AM THE KING OF BOMBS!" Havoc threw more bombs at Ed. "FEAR MY MARCHING FRUITS!"
" OH YEA! GO MY BUFFALO MINIONS!"
More rampages was heard until…
"ENVY, THE SUPERHERO HAS ARRIVED!" He yelled. "Which one of you ordered the straight jacket?"
"I did…"
"OKAY!" He gave Furey the package. "Here you go, thanks for ordering from the mental hotline!" He said flying away. "AND REMEMBER SCAR'S PANTS ARE SPIFFY!"
"Whhheeeeee!" Al blurted out. "Look at the pretty butterfly…"
"Great, Al's going insane on us too…"
"DIE ALREADY!" Havoc threw cheese sticks at Ed.
"AHHH! HOW DARE YOU THROW MY LORD AND MASTER! DIE, DIE, DIE!"
"AT LEAST I'M NOT SHORT!"
Silence.
" HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SHORT! You know what! You'll pay for that!" Ed got all the machine guns.
"AHHHH!"
Click. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"NOOOOO!" Furey shouted, only to find himself awaking from a dream. "It was a dream? Whew, for a moment there I thought-"
"IN COMING!" Al shouted as Ed threw rubber chickens.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I WIN THE WAR!"
"….or not…"
End chapter 4
I'm sorry if this chapter isn't that funny, evil homework. Please review!
