The Confessions of an Idiot
My life has been a lie
I act so tough all the time
And I never crack a smile
It's been like that for a while
I only love my brother
More than I loved my mother
And I nearly killed my father
If I ever bothered
But now it's time to tell
Everything, shout out
The confessions, and my secrets
For I could no longer keep it
I like to scrub the toilet
And shot an angry bullet
I tried to eat a bee hive
With the bees buzzing inside
I think that cows are scary
I think my hair is hairy
I think Mokuba is cute
And cheesecake makes me puke
I think about Yugi all the time
Even when I try to rhyme
I like his hair, the way it is
And I hope that he will send a kiss
I think that Jonouchi is so hot
He gives me goosebumps, in all the spots
He's so much cooler, and I must say
I like him better all the way!
Honda's hair is ever so cool
It makes me want to drool and drool
I think that Anzu has big boobs
I'm a pervert, and stupid too
I have no brain and no life
I stabbed myself with a knife
Everybody wished I died
And why I didn't, I don't know why
Now you know, that's just a start
All the secrets of my heart
You must be wondering the name
Of a person so insane
I'll tell you now, you might cry, but,
My full name is Seto Kaiba
>>>The End
Er...Don't kill me, please! DON'T KILL ME, KAIBA FANS! I tried to make the rhyme sceme as good as possible...so don't kill me! EEK!
