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Chapter 5:

"What - How did you do that?!" Mary said incredulously. Amber grinned and held out a book. Mary grabbed it and read the title. "How to Become a Wizard!" she read out loud. "Wow this is sooooooooooo cool! Can I Be one? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease???!!!!"

"Alright, alright." said Amber grinning "I'm not even a full wizard yet, I can only do little tricks so far. It's really easy. All you have to do is say this incantation." Amber opened the book and showed Mary the spell.

"Cool! I'm going to do it right now! Heperia lokadera sekeldisnk lofhgio monibuers..."

As soon as she said the spell, Mary felt a jolt, like an electric shock. "Wow," she said quietly "I can almost feel it in me. This is so weird! Do you feel it too?"

Amber nodded, and there was nothing but eerie silence. Until Katie started banging on the door that is.

"Mary and Amber, if you do not open this door right now you are going to be in soooooooo much trouble!!" Katie yelled through the door.

"Yeah, you need to get out soon so that we can get on this quest thingie." Marce said "As soon as this is over Legolas won't have to worry about the battle and he can start thinking about me!"

"Will you forget about your infatuation for ONE MOMENT PLEASE?!" Katie yelled. "We've got to get them out of there. Time for something drastic. Someone go get a screwdriver, if we can take off the hinges we can probably break down the door."

Mary and Amber looked at each other and giggled. "I knew it was a bad idea to lend Katie my book on crime detection." Mary said "She's got way too many ideas as it is!"

"Well, we can relax and try some spells while she tries to break down the door." said Amber

"Oooh, yeah, this is so cool! What kind of spells are there?" Mary said excitedly, flipping through the book. "Love spell, forgetfulness spell, sickness spell, wow, you can even give someone the plague!" she said with an evil glint in her eyes.

"I don't think that's the best spell for you." Amber said warily, but Mary seemed to have forgotten it already.

Suddenly she stopped and looked in amazement at the page. "Oh my gosh, Amber!" she said excitedly. "There is a spell in here that can let you take people out of books and bring them to life!"

"Really?!" said Amber, and looked over Mary's shoulder.

"We HAVE to try this one!" said Mary. Then she grinned." And I know exactly who we should take out of his book."

No words were needed for Amber to understand who Mary was talking about. They both grinned at each other and went in search of the Amelia Peabody books.

The library was so huge that it took them almost half an hour to find them, but find them they did.

"Aha! Here they are!" exclaimed Amber. Mary ran over to her.

"Allright, now we need to use He Shall Thunder In The Sky..." said Mary.

After a few more minutes they finally found it. "Found it! I found it! Just let me find the page and then you can recite the spell because you have been a wizard for longer... wait, that is the masculin form... Why is there not a feminine form!!!" said Mary finding the page and handing it over to Amber then storming around the room thinking of a feminin form for wizard.

Amber took a deep breath and started to chant the short but complicated spell...

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Radcliffe Emerson, then 14 years old was restlessly pacing his room. He could not believe that his own mother had locked him in his room to stop him from going after those poor people in the snow! Expecially since it was her best friend and son!

He had no idea what to do now. The door was locked and no amount of shouting would make anyone open it for him. He would have tried the window, but he knew that it was two storeys up and there was nothing to break his fall should he jump.

Suddenly he stopped. He could hear someone chanting in a strange language. 'amena prestofkle moldeaslred kepetyo.' A white light appeared and he somehow found himself in an enormous library standing in front of two girls, one of which had strange pointed ears.

"Wow, it worked!" said the girl with regular ears. "This is so cool, I can't believe he's here!"

"What, where am I?" he asked dazedly.

"Welcome to Middle Earth, Radcliffe Emerson." said the girl with pointed ears.

"Middle Earth?!" he said "And how do you know my name?!"

"You're here because we summoned you!" said the other girl "And believe me," she said with an evil grin "we know way more about you than just your name."

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"Okay, I'm Mary and this is Amber (she's an elf) and we're both wizards!" said Mary excitedly. "And may I just say, that you are the coolest literary hero ever! Well, at least you will be, in a few years."

"I still don't understand." said Emerson.

"Don't worry, we'll explain everything!" said Mary.

"You can, but I'm not" said Amber "If you get Emerson then I get Ramses. Just give me a moment." said Amber trying to recite the spell once more while Mary started to tell Emerson about the one ring.

Then there was a flash of light and three female hobbits appeared.

"Uhhhhhhh, where are we? I was in the middle of reading a VERY good book... oh and you are?" asked one of Mary's friend named Jada looking at Emerson.

"Opps, wrong one... ah this is for non-fiction people I need fiction... Elsey! What are you doing here... and as a hobbit too. I mean I know you were short and everything but I mean come on, a hobbit!" exclaimed Amber staring at her friend Leigh-Ann a.k.a Elsey who was even shorter now.

Leigh-ann rolled her eyes. "Ugh... where am I, and why do I have to be a hobbit... it was the test you gave me wasn't it... the one that said the Middle Earth character I was most likely to be and I was a hobbit! Great! Wait a second... I call Merry... he is to be my hobbit." said Leigh-ann who had a bit of an obsession with Merry the hobbit in the movie.

"I call Pippin then! He is mine... no one else's." said Jada looking at awe at all of the books.

Victoria, who no one had noticed until that point spoke up. "I get the one who was played by Elija Wood! Frodo!" she said.

"Okay now everyone be quiet so I can try to get Ramses in here." said Amber trying the spell once more... and this time getting it right. With a flash of bright light Ramses Emerson appeared in the room from the book Seeing a Large Cat.

"Nice one Amber." said Mary who was still trying to explain to Emerson why he was there.He was looking rather dazed.

Ramses looked dazed too. "Wh- what happened?" he asked.

"Yes, and who is this?" said Emerson.

"Uh-oh, this could be complicated." said Mary. "Okay, Emerson, this is you future son Ramses."

Emerson groaned. "Oh God, I've gone insane! This can't be happening! I'm going to wake up in a moment to find that this was all a dream and I'm beck in that pestilential prep school. I don't have a half brother, and I don't meet my future son. I'm too young to go insane!!!!"

Mary laughed. "Sorry to burst your bubble, but this isn't a dream and you're not insane. This really is your future son."

Ramses looked at Emerson oddly. "This is my father?" he said "It does look like him but, he can't be more than 15!"

"Nope, only 14." said Mary "Which is kinda weird, because your son is older than you. We could almost be on Jerry Springer."

The hobbits were all giving the four of them weird looks. "Could somebody PLEASE explain whats going on?!" said Victoria "I've got a math test to study for."

There was a scraping sound at the door. "Open up this door right now! I've got a screwdriver, or something that resembles one and I am not afraid to use it! And no more of that freaky stuff Amber!" said Katie outside of the room.

"So Katie is here too? Well this is going to be interesting. Where are we excactly and why does Amber have pointy ears?" asked Jada wondering around looking at all of the books and stealing glances at Emerson.

"Elf, ever heard of one? And we are somehow in Middle Earth, don't ask me how we got here but I am not going back thats for sure." replied Amber running around the room to try and find all of the spell books she could get her hands on before Katie got the door open, she had about five thin ones already.

Suddenly the door flew open and the bookshelf that Amber had made appear awhile ago fell over. "HAHAHA! I got it open! Uhhhh, weren't there only two people in here last time?" asked Katie getting a confused look on her face.

Mercedes stopped stairing at Legolas and started to stare at the extra two humans and three hobbits in the room.

"Guess what! We're wizards!" said Amber with a smug look on her face.

"Wizardress Amber! Wizardress... I finally figured out a feminine form for it!" said Mary.

"Interesting, who are the two other humans here?" asked Mercedes turning her attention back to the elf standing beside her.

"Yes miladies, and what pray tell do you mean that you are wizards?" asked Legolas wondering if he could trust Amber after what Mercedes told him about her.

"Well this is Emerson, Amber brought him here for me and this is Ramses, Amber brought him here for her. They're going to help us with our quest, right guys?" said Mary

Ramses and Emerson both spoke at the same time.

"We are?" said Ramses.

"What quest?" said Emerson.

Katie sighed. "I knew it was a bad idea to let Mary into this library! As if her reading wasn't bad enough, now she can take people out of books!"

"And she can do spells." said Mercedes and both of them shivered.

"Heaven help the world." whispered Katie.

"Well no time to waste, Mary and I are going to fins Gandalf so that way he can tell us what to do next cause we have no clue." said Amber grabing one more spell book making a pile of only six thin books about using magic.

"This is going to be fun... spells all around and Jada staop looking at Emerson or I will put a silencing spell on you forever... well Amber will at least!" said Mary steping in front of Emerson. Amber grabed Mary and pushed through the crowd of humans and elves and made their way to Gandalf.

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