Disclaimer For ALL CHAPTERS: I don't own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does ( what a lucky bum). So don't sue me. What/how I portray the Inuyasha cast has nothing to do with the series…blah ...blah ...blah. You get the picture, right?
A/N: YAY! I updated! Beware kiddies; I threw in a bit of full metal panic in here, just because I love Sosuke! Just to clear the air, I don't own Full Metal Panic either.
Inuyasha and Kagome were deep in conversation when Sango touched down in an airfield near Thebes. They were too engrossed in the most popular subject around the office. Naraku.
" They lit his ass on fire?" Inuyasha askedKagome nodded enthusiastically. "Yah. You'd think he'd realize that marines take stuff literally."
"And he made it out alive" Inuyasha winced.
"He walked around with a air cast diaper for weeks," Kagome chirped sipping her coke.
"That's so wrong." Inuyasha shuddered .
Sango said as she entered the room from the cockpit. "Come on gossip queens, we have a job to do." She continued with a smile.
"I'm no fucking queen!" Inuyasha barked (A/n: hehe)
Sango ignored the demon and led the pair outside into the glaring sun of the Egyptian land. The skies were crystal blue and cloudless. The warm breeze picked up and lapped at the skin of the raiders like tiny flames. Kagome smiled and inhaled.
"What a great day to raid" She said closing her eyes as the wind licked her face.
Inuyasha glanced at Kagome's smiling form. She was so beautiful standing there in the desert sun; she looked like a glittering jewel. As the wind blew through her hair, he unconsciously reached out to her. He snapped his hand back when he realized what he was doing. Inuyasha scanned the area, trying to find something less interesting to stare at instead of the beautiful woman beside him. A warm breeze riddled with Kagome's scent filled his nose, causing him to groan.
Kagome turned toward Inuyasha to see his eyes slightly glazed with an unreadable expression.
"Inuyasha?" she asked.
The hanyou turned toward her with an intense gaze and smiled. His golden eyes looked warm and deep. 'God he's gorgeous' Kagome thought, flushing. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at her.
"What?" He asked in his classically confused tone.
"I- ah…"
Kagome's voice came out slightly husky. "Nothing."
Kagome
blushed and cleared her throat. She looked at Sango for a way out of
her embarrassment.
"So to Thebes we go?" Kagome said clapping her hands together.
Sango nodded and picked up her
bag, "Lets just collect the lecher and be-"
The young demon
huntress's eyebrow hitched as her sights fell on the aforementioned
Monk. He was currently making eyes at a dark haired bracelet seller
by the airstrip. Sango's eyebrow twitched slightly as his voice
came into earshot.
"Such craftsman ship…" Miroku cooed, stroking a bracelet in the girl's hand. "Your hands are truly gifts from Buddha." He smiled as his eyes traveled downward. "As well as other assets."
"For the love of God! Don't You EVER QUIT?" Sango yelled pulling Miroku away from the woman. She led him away, dragging him by his ear, while balancing all her gear on her hip. She got about two feet before everything toppled to the ground, including she and the monk.
Miroku landed haphazardly on top of Sango, with his nose pressed into her hairline, and his mouth firmly against her cheek. The Monk smiled to himself and let out a little chuckle. Sango blushed crimson when she realized their position also included pressed chests, and tangled legs, the likes of which were only matched in passionate film love scenes. Sango scrambled up, untangling her limbs from Miroku's, trying to rid herself of embarrassment, and the fact that she might have liked their position.
Miroku stood up with a cheeky smirk and leisurely dusted himself off as he came to stand beside the blushing demon slayer. He grew a Cheshire cat grin, and leaned in to her ear to whisper.
"I just look my love, I'll only touch y-" Miroku sidled up to Sango's backside, but her instincts were quicker than his. She caught his offending lefty.
"Touch me, and I'll rip it off" Sango seethed.
Miroku unconsciously pressed his legs together as Sango gathered her bag and Boomerang and stood by the plane. Kagome retrieved her things as Inuyasha patted Miroku's shoulder as he followed Kagome.
"Maybe flowers would be more your game." Inuyasha commented.
Miroku's rolled his eyes. "Again with flowers!"
"He's right. Sango would kill him if he ever handed her symbolic vaginas. " Kagome said placing a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder.
"I resent that Lady Kagome" Miroku frowned at her.
"Symbolic
Vaginas?" Inuyasha
asked
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3
Hours Later
The trio continued to the back of the airplane where
Miroku stood in the velvety shade smiling at a young woman. Sango's
eyebrow twitched slightly as his voice came into earshot.
"So my pharaohess, what do u say? My blessings are sure to instill fertility in every household." The conman purred, pressing close to the young blue haired woman.
The Kagome bit her lip and
glanced at the girl who stood next to her. Sango's dark brown hair
was whipping in the wind and her persona seemed perfectly at ease.
Her silence was more frightening than Naraku's nipple piercing. The
mental picture made her shudder.
"Sango... Are you okay?"
Kagome asked in hush tone.
"Just Watch." Sango smiled evilly,
her eyes never leaving the monk.
The young girl raised an
eyebrow at him and shoved her hand into his chest.
"Whoa
there, Casanova! It's a thing called personal space!" She spat
sarcastically waving around a paper fan. She was dressed in a white
school uniform with a red bow and blue skirt.
"Why my young beauty-" Miroku's smooth words were cut off by someone dive-bombing his back. Someone who was all lean but all muscle…someone with a 9 mm burrowing its way into the holymans back. Miroku audibly gulped.
"Step away from Chidori." A low and dangerous voice rumbled. A lithe yet muscular man with dark brown hair that fell in sexy shards sat on Miroku's back pointing a gun to his head. He was dressed in military clothing; complete with a protective glint in his eyes.
"SOSUKE! Knock it off! I can handle this myself" the girl yelled, hitting the solider with her fan.
"I'm sorry Chidori but you don't seem to grasp the situation to its fullest extent." He rolled off in true military form. He twisted Miroku's lecherous lefty at an uncomfortable angle and slammed the monk's head further into the sand.
"Damn it! I can't have you wasting my vacation to pounce on people every five minutes." She screamed as she hit the stoic solider a few more times in the cranium. Sosuke winced with each new smack but his practiced hold on Miroku never wavered.
"He could be armed. I'm afraid I'll have to conduct a strip search." Sosuke said still glaring daggers at Miroku. The monk was face down in the sand and starting to sweat. Any moment Sango would swoop down, smooth things over, and profess her love for him. Miroku thought he heard a cricket in the distance. 'Yep any Minute now!' Sosuke dug Miroku's head into the dirt with his boot, before flipping the young man on his back.
Miroku gulped nervously and managed to put on a smile. "My! This is awkward," he said, grin still on in place. In the distance he thought he could almost hear his sweet sago's voice.
"Ah cousin Sosuke…he never misses a cue" A young taija-ya commented to herself with a smug look upon her face.
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Sesshomaru walked briskly down the BTDYDF halls briskly. Rin had
a fit of nightmares the night before, which had left him up all
night. Rins fears eventually abated, but Sesshomaru's insomnia was
there to stay. His hair was mussed, his Armani suit and tie were
slightly wrinkled, and to top it off he was late: the lord of the
western lands was grumpy. He wanted nothing more than to go to his
meeting and catch some zzz's in a cushy office chair.
When he
walked into the office his eyes snapped to attention, at an
unexpected sight. Kagura was dressed in a tight fitting maroon
business skirt, with matching heels and white silk blouse. She was
bent over the table and hadn't noticed his presence yet. Her form
was like that of a delicate dancer. Her writing was quick and fluid
on the paper in front of her.
Sesshomaru coughed, attempting to
get her attention. Kagura whipped around so suddenly that she sent
her coffee cup flying on a doomed course for Sesshomaru's crotch.
The dog demon couldn't move fast enough. The red-hot liquid
burned and soaked his pants with vengeance. Sesshomaru stared blankly
at the woman, his eyebrow slightly raised. If Sesshomaru were the
type to use the phrase 'gee', his brain would be thinking 'Gee
my day keeps getting better.'
Kagura blushed involuntarily and tucked her hair behind her ear. 'Stupidly calm cute assehole' She thought to herself. Kagura blinked and wanted to slapped something. 'That arrogant ass! He's even controlling my head now!' She stared at him in uncomfortable silence until he spoke.
"I hope..' he began, circling as a predator would his prey. "That your aim improves, when it comes time for field work"
"Who said I missed?" she snapped at him.
He drew up beside her and their eyes locked. Kagura found herself at a loss for words. Never before had she seen such beautifully cold eyes. She stared harder. Maybe if she looked long enough, she'd be able to see his soul.
'Assuming he
has one!' Her brain screamed at her. Kagura paid the
voice no heed. She was lustfully transfixed by his eyes; his gorgeous
golden eyes. She felt her heart race with anticipation.
Sesshomaru smirked ever so slightly as he sensed Kagura's pace
quicken. So the bitch was scared of him? Good, she had found her
place. He glanced at her with half lidded eyes. Any moment now she'd
be cowering with fear. Yes any minute.
Five minutes passed with either person talking or glancing away. Sesshomaru pouted.
"WHY ARENT YOU COWERING!" He thought out loud accidentally.
Kagura was shaken from her trance by his bellowing voice. She raised an eyebrow at him. 'No way that this guy is mentally sane' the wind witch thought. "Cowering?" she asked deadpan.
The extremely faintest of blush crept onto the yuokai lord's cheeks, as his face became a mask of stone. The woman stared at him expectantly.
"Well?" She asked, placing her hands on her hips.
'Stupidly sexy smug bitch' He thought with a growl.
'Arrogantly hot moronic assehole' she mentally seethed.
It was at this moment that a muscular yuokai with a black business shirt and blue jeans walked in through the door. His step was light and laidback as was the fangy grin he was sporting. His dark hair was pulled into a ponytail and his blue eyes sparkled when he saw the pair.
" Ooooo! What's this?" He teased, walking toward Kagura.
"It's an office dipshit." Kagura muttered with a slight blush. "...Where you were supposed to be…" Kagura glanced at the clock. "An hour ago!" She continued putting her hands on her hips.
"Don't worry Kagura. I'm sure you could have handledhim just fine." Koga smiled perversely trying not to laugh. Kagura glared at him but the wolf kept going.
"Seriously! When a hard job comes through I know you're always…spread wide open for suggestion!" Koga barley spat out between fits of laughter.
An enraged Kagura flying toward him with immense hatred cut the wolf demon's fun short. Just as the red-eyed woman was about to strike, to strong arms caught her waist. Sesshomaru stood there holding Kagura down with an authoritative hold. This did not go unnoticed by Koga who just crossed his arms quizzically. He looked closer at the man holding Kagura. He smirked. 'Well I'll be damned' He thought.
"Sesshomaru. You certainly haven't aged a day." Koga drawled.
"I could say the same for your maturity level. " Sesshomaru said flatly, as his arms remained perfectly still despite the wiggling woman in his hold.
Kagura struggled in Sesshomaru's hold and attempted to worm her way free. After about two minutes of fruitless flailing. She let her body go limp against him. Sesshomaru smirked slightly, her submission was inciting…but not as inciting as how those curves fit against him. Her body was like a temple, it was perfection, and yet at the same time…it was the cruelest torture.
"Release me you big moron!" She hissed, snapping him out of his reverie.
"Be a good girl. The adults are talking." Sesshomaru whispered in her ear condescendingly, his trained hold on his emotions kept the thick lust out of his voice. He looked at Koga and the two struck up a conversation again.
Kagura shivered at the feel of his breath on her ear. If this guy didn't stop doing these things to her she was going to turn into one of those sappy headed groupie sluts. No way she was ever to become the office fuckjob. Besides Naraku had that job.
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After 24 hours of letting Sosuke interrogate Miroku, the girls and Inuyasha finally 'saved' the pervy priest. The four headed into the nearby village to begin their journey. The sun was shining, Inuyasha and Kagome weren't bickering, and Miroku's ole lefty had lost feeling hours ago. Yes all in all it was shaping up to be a perfect afternoon.
"I haven't had an ass in hours!" Miroku whined exhaustedly as they sat down in an oasis near a village. The monk crawled over to Sango and laid his head in her lap.
"Sango-chan. I wasn't serious about her. Please forgive me. " He half purred, half whined placing a kiss on her leg. She said nothing and pushed his head into the dirt.
"I can't stand this silence! SMITE ME NOW AND WATCH ME SQUIRM OH MIGHTY GODS!" Miroku yelled skyward. He gripped his hair causing it to stick up all over. He turned to Sango with a pitifully earnest frown.
Sango took one look at his hair and let a smile creep over her face. The smile soon turned to the delicately beautiful sound of her laughter. That monk. No manner how hard she tried she just couldn't hate him. He was so pathetically pathetic. She just couldn't help but smile at him. Even for the stupid fuck that he was.
"My salvation! She speaks!" the Monk cried happily
Miroku grinned and crawled back toward her. He leaped at her and threw his arms around her. He watched her eyes went wide, and her mouth half laugh and half scream as they went rolling towards a downward slope of sand. She was talking to him again! Well laughing not talking, but at least it was something! Once they had stopped rolling he was dizzy from his happiness, that and the fact that she was half laying on top of him.
"Speak again…please…anything." He whispered.
Sango tired to glare but it failed. She sighed and rolled her eyes as she rolled off him. She straightened her self and looked in the eyes. He wanted words huh? She opened her mouth slightly to speak when a scream sounded throughout the oasis.
"Stop touching me you chicken fucking psycho!"
The pair looked over to where Inuyasha stood talking to a camel vendor. Kagome stood next to him looking embarrassed.
"Ready for damage control houshi?" Sango asked standing up.
Miroku grinned and stood up. Quicker than she could blink, Miroku came, he saw, and he groped. Miroku then sauntered over to where the dog demon stood, leaving a shocked/angry taijiya behind him. As he came closer Inuyasha took a moment out of his tirade to note the monk's confident demeanor.
"The roll slope and grope?" Inuyasha inquired
"I stick with what works" Miroku grinned with a subtle shrug.
" It Works?" Inuyasha asked incredulously
"Every time" the grin on Miroku's face grew wider as he nodded.
"Your scum" Inuyasha rolled his eyes and turned back to the vendor.
"But smooth scum!" Miroku stated with a happy-go-lucky bounce to his voice.
Miroku had just finished his male bonding with Inuyasha when Sango came up behind him brandishing her boomerang with extreme malice. He smiled as he ran for his lecherous little life. It had taken her 3 seconds longer to beat him this time. He was progressing.
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"So they picked you?" Kouga quipped, placing his arm behind his
head to scratch his ear. His other hand rested casually on his belt
loop, as his wolfy brain processed what the Inu Yuokai just told him.
"I thought it odd…until I saw the girl. It would only
make sense." Sesshomaru stated casually shifting an extremely bored
in his arms. She had been tuned out for the conversation, that much
was evident from her vacant stare and slack expression. He mentally
sighed. 'She cannot be pursued.' he told himself. 'there is too
much at stake.'
"So…they've been here? All this time?" Kouga continued as he glanced around the room.
"It is suspected" came Sess's cold reply.
"One can only
assume…. after all, its been centuries since anyone's seen the
twin blades." Kouga mused glancing around the room, certain that
the walls could grow eyes.
'They'd better be careful, they
have no idea what their up against.' The wolf demon though to
himself.
YAY! Chap 4 is done! Sorry for the later turn out folks. It won't happen again. School kinda creeps up on you yah know? Hey a big thanks to all that reviewed. And if you haven't already done so, check out Lavender Valentines stuff! They're awesome! So Is Lanejoe's (she does kingdom hearts fics). Thanks for all the review again!
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