"I swear if you guys would just listen to the song you will love it and sing-a-long with me... Hey, lets have a sing-a-long!" said Mary who was very bord thanks to Saruman and his thick head. The orcs groned in protest.
"How about you entertain us with your magic?" asked one of the orcs trying to get off the subject of Mary and her Gilbert and Sullivan songs.
"I guess I could if you really want me to. Alright, here's the first trick but I need a volunteer. Oh well you are going to be a horse! Toklia!" said Mary turning the closest orc into a very ugly horse. Saruman came walking over and tried to undo the spell but for some reason he couldn't undo Mary's spell, it was only Mary or Amber who could undo the spell.
"You are not telling me the truth young wizard, tell me everything or I shall kill you and your elven friend if I ever come across her."said Saruman grabing Mary by the arm.
"Excuse me but I am no wizard, I am a wizardress! Use the feminine form if you want me to answer you!... or you can just threaten me with your staff, that will work too." said Mary as Saruman dragged her away from the orcs.
MEANWHILE...
Emerson ran as fast as he could over to Legolas and Mercedes who were having a conversation about something or other.
"Jesse has returned with the whereabouts of Mary. We must be quick or we will lose both of your wizardresses." he said. Mercedes looked annoyed at him for making Legolas put her down.
"Lead the way Emerson." said Legolas, then yelling something else to his elven companions in elvish then running following Emerson as he lead the way.
"Must you be so mean and make me run like a normal person, I'm not even an elf you know." said Mercedes running along side Legolas which was hard to do seeing as Legolas was a natural runner him being an elf and everything.
"I am very sorry Mercedes but we must be quick if we want to catch up with your friend Mary before the orcs kill her." replied Legolas, Mercedes pouted but understood that they had to be quick before Mary gets herself killed.
UP A FEW MILES AHEAD...
"Sorry if I am hurting you Ramses, I'll turn you back into a human for awhile I guess." said Amber getting off of Ramses and turning him back into a human... for a while anyways.
"I'll go check up ahead and make sure the road is safe to pass... and also to get away from Katie and that very large book." said Jesse looking around to see if Katie had caught up to them yet before dematerializing and scouting ahead.
"Ramses, why do you not like Mary that much?" asked Amber after Jesse had left. Ramses remained silent.
"Now I know what Nefret means by your 'stone pharoah face'." said Amber walking faster getting a bit annoyed with Ramses and his will not to talk... at all. Ramses looked surprised, but not for long as he had realized a while ago that a lot of people here were strange.
"I just think that it is quite odd that my father likes someone other than my mother. It is not that I do not like Mary." said Ramses. Amber took that as a reasonable answer then as if the words that Ramses had said hours eariler had finally reached her ears.
"Remember back in the clearing where Mary almost died?" asked Amber, Ramses nodded wondering what this conversation was going to be about. "Were you actually worried about me, or was that just Emerson worried about Mary?"
Ramses looked at her and started to turn red. "Well it was a bit of both I woud say..." replied Ramses, Amber's eyes lit up.
"Awww, thats so cute!" said Amber, grinning evily. Ramses blushed furiously and Amber said, "So, you still want to go back into your book?"
Ramses was about to answer when Jesse came running up quickly towards them.
"The passage up head is safe to go on. Oh no... it's Katie." said Jesse looking at Katie who was walking over to them with the book in her hands.
"Katie drop the book or I will turn Jesse into a frog." said Amber who was getng very VERY annoyed with the two of them.
"Just so long as Jesse stops dematerializing on me." replied Katie.
Jesse nodded his head up and down several times when Amber hit him upside the head. When Katie saw this she started screaming and jumped on top of Amber and started strangling her, until Ramses pulled her off.
"What was that for?" Amber asked rubbing her throat.
"Nobody hurts my man...I mean ghost but me!" said Katie.
"But you could have killed Amber!" screamed Ramses.
"So what's your point?" asked Katie, then turning to Jesse. "Did she hurt you? Because if she did I will kill her!"
Amber started to back away slowly, knowing how insane Katie could get over the man, I mean ghost she had a crush on.
"Uh... no she didn't hurt me. Although it wouldn't matter seeing as I am dead already." replied Jesse.
"Well then how come it hurt when I hit you with the book?" asked Katie getting confused, as usual.
"Well... it didn't actually hurt me, it just made me feel bad seeing as......" started Jesse when he trailed off.
"Seeing as what? SEEING AS WHAT!!!" yelled Katie. But when Jesse didn't answer, Katie went over and grabbed Amber's staff, then held it up like a base ball bat.
"Tell me or I will hurt you again." Katie got VERY anoyed when he didn't answer again. So she threw down the staff and walked away. When Amber was sure that Katie couldn't hear with her new elven ears she asked Jesse a question. "Do you like Katie?" she asked bending down and picking up her staff from the ground. Jesse thought for a moment.
"Yes I do, but I sort of miss Suze..." started Jesse when Ramses inturupted.
"Oh look, here comes everyone else." said Ramses pointing at Legolas who was leading everyone else. Jesse looked in horror at Katie, who had picked up the book again and was comming towards him with it raised over her head, Amber quickly ran over to her and whispered something into her pointed ear.
"Do you remember me?" asked Katie walking over to Jesse with the book set on the ground.
"Uh... yes." replied Jesse. Emerson ran over to them.
"You people are wasting time, Mary could be out there suffering!" yelled Emerson.
"I think it would be the orcs that would be suffering..." said Mercedes coming up beside Legolas. Amber laughed, followed by Katie who was holding onto Jesse's arm... again.
"Fine if you people won't help me find Mary, I shall go by myself." said Emerson starting to walk away when he suddenly stopped and looked at Amber strangly.
"What now?" asked Amber, wondering what Emerson was staring at.
"Was your hair always black?" he asked pointing to Amber's hair. Amber stared at him for a few seconds before taking her normally light brown hair out of a pony tail and looking in horror at her hair, which had changed to black.
"I have black hair? I HAVE BLACK HAIR!!!" screamed Amber. Everyone turned around and stared at Amber. Then Katie started to laugh, as usual.
"Oh shut up or I will turn your hair pink!" said Amber.
But Katie just kept on laughing. "Its just so funny, Amber I never thought I would ever see you with black hair!" exclamed Katie. Amber was really getting ticked off with her so she grabbed her staff and a spell book and started to flip through the pages until she got to the page of what she wanted.
"You are going to be sorry Katie... Carnim loske!" yelled Amber pointing her staff at Katie... whose hair then started to turn pink.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill you Amber! Undo the spell right now! Or I will strangle you again!" yelled Katie looking at her hair.
"NO!" Amber yelled back.
"Amber if you don't undo this spell right now I'll... I'll... I'll kill Ramses!" countered Katie.
"You wouldn't dare...." said Amber looking from Katie to Ramses.
"Oh yes I would." said Katie lunging at Amber knocking her to the ground as she started to strangling her. And this time Ramses wasn't near enough to pull her off.
"Alright, just get off of me... and stop laughing." said Amber.
"Fine. Just turn my hair back." said Katie getting off of Amber.
"Will you two hurry up! We have to find Mary!" yelled Emerson.
"Fine... uu-ista." said Amber pointing her staff once more at Katie, turning her hair back into auburn.
"Lets go!" yelled Emerson starting to run in the direction of Mary's whereabouts.
BACK TO MARY:
"For the last time... I WILL NOT JOIN YOU IN YOUR QUEST TO RULE MIDDLE EARTH!" yelled Mary.
"Will you just shut up already!" Saruman asked her again, but Mary said triumphantly.
"You can't make me!!
Sing hey to you,
Good day to you,
Sing bah to you,
Haha to you,
Sing boo to you,
Pooh pooh to you
And that's what I shall say!"
All the orcs groaned.
"Not AGAIN!" one exclaimed.
"Yes AGAIN!" shouted Mary.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Will you cut that out!" shouted Saruman.
"Well, maybe if you sang along a little more you might not hate it as much, I mean how can you live without Gilbert and Sullivan?!" said Mary.
"We leave for Isengard in the morning." said Saruman, trying to ignore Mary. "Your friends have drawn too close to us." he muttered as he walked away from them.
MEANWHILE...
"Are we there yet?" asked Mercedes who was once again getting a piggy-back ride from Legolas.
"NO!!!!! And if you say that one more time I will turn elf-boy into a fish, no a frog!" yelled Amber who was walking, like a normal person. Katie was to happy to say anything as she was getting a piggy-back ride from Jesse at the moment.
"You do and I will kill you..." started Mercedes. Amber smiled and pointed her staff at Legolas.
"Meclolin." she said, turning Legolas into a frog. Mercedes fell onto the ground, almost squishing Legolas.
"What did you do to him?!" cried Mercedes.
"Are you blind? I turned him into a frog of course." replied Amber. Mercedes ran over to her and, like Katie, started to strangle Amber.
"Change him back or you are dead!" Mercedes yelled while holding her hands at Amber's throat. Jesse dropped Katie and walked over to try and get Mercedes off of Amber. But as Jesse was lifting Mercedes off of Amber, Katie came up behind him with her book held up over her head.
"Jesse it's alright for you to want to help them, but it's not alright for you to drop me!" she said as she hit him over the head with the book as hard as she could.
" I thought we agreed on the book thing?" asked Jesse, dropping Mercedes. But while Katie was beating Jesse with her book Mercedes lunged back at Amber.
"YOU WILL TURN HIM BACK RIGHT NOW!" screamed Mercedes.
"I can't if your trying to strangle me!" shouted Amber, but Mercedes couldn't hear her over her own screaming. Just then Ramses turned around and saw what Mercedes was doing to Amber.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"screamed Ramses. "You are hurting Amber!"
Emerson was quickly turning very red throughout this exchange and everyone was making him lose his temper. Finally he yelled "WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THIS?!" and pulled everyone off each other.
"You people disgust me." he said. "Mary has been KIDNAPPED and all you can do is hang around here fighting about absolutely nothing!"
"But it is some thing!" Mercedes interrupted, and was interrupted in turn by Emerson.
"No it is not something!!" he yelled. "I cannot stand your constant fighting! I shall find her myself!" After he said this he hopped onto Bastet and rode off into the woods.
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