Summary: Short fic. Logan tells Finn and Colin that he's dating Rory.

"You're what!" Finn exclaimed.

"I'm. dating. Ace," Logan repeated for what must have been the millionth time. God, why couldn't he have friends that were sober?

"Actually dating?" Colin said, still in as much shock as Finn. "As in, meet the parents, bad mixtapes, and what are we doing for valentines day serious, offical, relationship dating?"

"Yes, yes, yes, damn bad mixtapes and all," said Logan, irritated, "why is that such a hard concept for you to understand?"

Colin and Finn exchanged a look, and then turned back to Logan. "Are you drunk, man?" Finn asked.

Logan glared at his friend. He really needed to get some with brains. "No, I'm not drunk."

"Are you high?" was Colin's question.

"You know I don't do drugs," said Logan.

"I think we need to call the crazy house," said Finn, and then he added, "or the nearest stripper. Anything to knock some sense back into him. He thinks he's dating Gilmore!"

"I am dating her," said Logan, seriously. They really were dating. Why was the idea of him in a serious relationship so unbelievable?

Colin and Finn cracked up. "Good one buddy!" said Colin. "You almost had us there for a minute."

"Ace! Could you come in here please? I need a little help convincing these idiots I have to call my friends," said Logan, calling in the brunett reporter who had been waiting outside for backup.

Rory entered. "We're dating," she said, "and I don't know what kind of girls you've dated in the past, but I have never once given a boyfriend a mixtape."

Colin and Finn looked at her, as though trying to decide wether or not she and Logan were really just putting on some big joke. When they saw the seriousness in both Logan and Rory's faces, and Logans arm possessively wrapped around her as though to get the point across for the last time, there was a shocked, stunned silence.

Then, suddenly, Finn said, "Oh dear god," and fainted.

fin.

a/n: Don't really know what possessed me to write that. I just kind of wondered what would happen when Rory and Logan told Colin and Finn that they were dating.