I TOLD YOU IT WAS ABOUT YUGIOH! KIKOKIKNENOEM WILL NOT LISTEN! AND THIS IS NOT SELF...OBSESSED! KIKOKIKENIKOM OR WHATEVER YOU ARE. THIS IS ABOUT YUGIOH! SARAI HAS A STORY WITH A SELD CHARACTOR! WHY CAN'T I?ok then...

"Ok ok, when we left off, Haze and Bakura were gonna blow up the mall... I needed chocolate. And Mokuba was just standing there.

Oh, and Ryou was stuck in a cage. Let's go.!" me said.

with Hazen and what's his face...

"How fast does this thing go?" Bakura asked on the back of the motorcycle. " 'Bout...300 to 400 miles." Hazen said. "Yeah, I'm relieved." Bakura sighed (and an anime sweatdrop). "Oh lighten up. We're here!" Hazen said thrilled. Then she jumped off the motorcycle and rammed it onto another car. "That's what I'm talking about!" Hazen cackled (tee hee hee). "Wait...did I forget Bakura? OH CRAP! BAKURA! JUMP!" Hazen shouted. Too late. After the gas pipe exploded (if it makes sense) Bakura pretty much died. "Holy shit." Hazen stared at the explosion blankly. Then her eyes started glowing. They turned bright red and she held her hands out.

"Will magic power, I shall try. To heal Bakura, for he has DIED!" She shouted the last word aloud as Bakura's eyes slowly opened. Hazen's eyes went back to their normal color and she then dropped Bakura. "Ow...," Bakura said rubbing his head (hey that rhymed).

"Come on get up we gotta go destoy the mall!" Hazen whinned. "But...what the hell was that?" Bakura asked getting to his feet.

"Uh...what are...what are you talking about?" Hazen lied. "I...I don't know...I just don't know." They stood there for about 20 minutes. "Ok let's go." Hazen said.

Back with Ryou

"Open stupid door!" Ryou shouted as he gnawed through the bars hopelessly...

wow that was pointless...me, on the other hand...

"Ok, I'm cool. I'll just have to get someone to get my own chocolate. This will work." I said bresthing heailililily walking down the street. "I'll just go to Yugi's house and force Yami to get some chocolate. Why Yami? He looks so cute holding chocolate." I giggled. "Ok, here we are." I said. "I'm getting some funny looks at people because I'm talking to myself. "YEAH WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YEA JUST KEEP WALKING!" I yelled at the fire hydrent. "Ok...I wonder how hard the door is?" then I got ideas in my head. "Ready or not here I come! GAHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled as I knocked the door down, foaming at the mouth.

Inside the lame exuse for a shop was Solomum...with the lights turned off. (tee hee, reminds me of pokemon) "Hello, how may I help you today?" He asked...not seeing that his door was knocked down and I was foaming at the mouth. "Uh...is Yugi and Yami here?"I asked. "Oh sure. They're upstairs." he said. "Oh and one more thing, TURN THE GOD DAMN LIGHTS ON!" I yelled. "Will do. Would you like some tea some tea some tea some tea some tea" he continued on and on like a broken record. "Uh...no thanks..." I slowly tried to get upstairs. Then the strangest thing happened.

He broke. I mean his head just started zapping and making buzzy noises and what not. I was like...freakin out. I just ran upstairs...

"Ha! That's the third time in a row!" Yugi cheered as he beat his incredibly slow yami. That's when I walked in. "...HI YUGI! HI YAMI!" I said at the top of my lungs. Yugi gasped as he spun around to see who I was. "Who are you?" Yugi asked wide eyed. "That doesn't matter. But, if you must know, my name is Kasey." I said with a cute little grin. "What would you possibly want in our home?" Yami asked all stupisish.

"What would you possibly want in our hooooooome. " I mimiced. "Yami, I have something for you."I said as I held up a badly drawn seal of oreachalcos (orechalcos, orekalkos, orecjdsfb, ect.) card with a badly drawn picture of Yugi on it. "This is your fault. So if ya want the pipsqueak back, go get me...some choc-"

I was in terupted by a voice coming from down stairs. "some tea some tea some tea some tea some tea some tea some tea" It was stupid granpa bot. "Hold on" I said as I stormed down stairs. I stepped to the side of grandpa bot and threw a shoe at him "Shut up!" I said as I walked back up stairs. "Now where were we?" I asked, "Oh! So Yami, if you ever wanna see Yugi again, get me...some chocolate!" I said, trying to hold in a laughthen his eyes grew big. "NOOOOOO! YUGI! IT WAS MY FAULT! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME AND NOT YOU! I'LL SAVE YOU!" he said as he put his coat on. "Oh Yugi will you watch the house while I go save you?" He asked in a normal voice. "But I'm right here." he said. "don't forget your 10 dollars!" I said as I raced to get downstairs.

"So, you wanna play Grand Theft Auto? " I asked. "Well, which one?" Yugi asked back. "San Andreas, duh. (I had to put that in there, highly recommended video game!) " I said. "...ok." he said as he put the game in.

with Yami

"Poor Yugi. I'll save you." He said as he walked into the candy store. "I'd like to buy some-" he looked at what it said written on his hand. "Cho...co...la...te" he said slowly. "uh...ok." the 34 year old dude said. "Would you like hershey or nestle?" the 34 year old dude asked again. He looked at the other hand. "Her...shy..." he said again. Then the 34 year old dude gave him like...2 pounds of choclate. "That will be 30 dollars." the 34 year old dude said.

bum bum bummmmmm.how will Yami pay for the choclate? will Hazen and Bakura blow up the mall? How do we really spell oreachalcos? all the answers will be in the next chapter...if not the next one the one after that...or after that...eventually the answers will be revealed.